A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

"There is a man in front who made Keqing jump off the building and asked you to call him back, saying that your aunt is here." Jiang Bin didn't want to be led by the boss's thoughts anymore, so he changed the subject.

After hearing this, Liu Jianshen took a picture in front of the full-length mirror on the cabinet door without changing his face: "Oh? This month seems to have come a few days earlier."

"..."

"Help me back." Liu Jianshen walked to the desk, wrote down a mobile phone number on the n times post and handed it to Jiang Bin: "Just say... my aunt eats and drinks well, and my nephew is busy with work, so I'll go when I'm free." Please."

Brother Jiang Binxin, just pretend!Reluctantly ran out, went to the cubicle in the reception room and dialed a number with the office phone.

A moment later, the voice of the man who molested Miao Keqing appeared on the other end of the phone. Jiang Bin relayed Liu Jianshen's words, and the man chuckled lightly and said, "Little cousin broke me?"

Jiang Bin was embarrassed, and hurriedly said with a dry smile:

"You are so funny..."

"Yesterday, I heard that your center opened Weibo, and I happened to see an interesting avatar, so I took a screenshot as a souvenir..." The man said again: "Please ask my little cousin, who is such a creative avatar?" idea?"

Jiang Bin was startled. He didn't know how much this royal family member knew, so he could only keep his tone as calm as possible and said, "Okay, I will definitely convey it."

The man didn't hang up the phone, but remained silent on the other end.Jiang Bin guessed that at this time he was holding the microphone and smiling, and finally surrendered: "It is my honor to serve the people. If you have anything to do, just tell me!"

The man was quite satisfied with what he said, and said calmly:

"My name is He, He Yang, what's your name?"

Jiang Bin gritted his teeth and said:

"My name is Red Scarf."

Jiang Bin was forced to leave He Yang's contact information and returned to Liu Jianshen's office. Liu Jianshen was concentrating on reviewing the project materials over the years, which made Jiang Xiao feel embarrassed to ask him about his aunt.

Jiang Bin turned on his laptop. He hadn't received any other tasks so far. He opened the Weibo page of the center, and only a few relatives and friends followed him. So he went to the service center group and shouted, asking his colleagues to call everyone he knew to come over. Pay attention.

After finishing this, Jiang Bin was in a daze again. He hadn't figured out exactly what content to post on the central Weibo, and what tone to use to make it more pleasing.

While thinking about it, he caught sight of the Starbucks cup on Liu Jianshen's desk and a pack of coffee next to him that would not be brewed in the future, so "Red Scarf" decided to do a good deed, and gently took the cup and coffee to the tea room for brewing.

Jiang Bin's mind was full of Weibo. He tore open the palm-sized coffee packaging, and didn't care about the cardboard around the outside of the coffee bag. He tore it open and poured it into a cup, filled it with water and searched for it Adjust the sex chopsticks.

After thinking about it, he took out his phone and took a picture, uploaded it to the center's official Weibo, and attached the text: The boss is working so hard, we all care about him.

After confirming the release of Weibo, Jiang Bin walked into the small black room with a cup and put the coffee in front of Liu Jianshen. Liu Jianshen raised his head from the information when he smelled the aroma.

Jiang Bin seemed to see a touch of emotion and approval from Liu Jianshen's eyes, so he grinned and said with eight teeth: "Lei Feng does not leave his name behind for his good deeds!"

Liu Jianshen pointed to the Weibo page on the laptop beside him:

"But write everything down in the diary?"

Jiang Bin smiled embarrassingly, as if it was too obvious...

Sitting back in his seat, Jiang Bin opened Weibo and swiped through, and there were comments from the childcare staff, such as "You are so considerate" and "The atmosphere in your service center is good".

Jiang Bin was enjoying himself when Ye Zhenxin, the person in charge of the service center's technical department, suddenly said, "So the boss likes to drink this brand of hanging filter."

"Hang filter?" Jiang Bin was puzzled.

There was a moment of silence in the group, but Ye Zhenxin kindly took a picture on Weibo, and there was still a coffee bag next to the cup.

Qiu Xiaobing, a ponytail beauty, saw this conversation and said:

"Jiang Bin, didn't you just pour the powder into the cup and wash it?"

Jiang Bin was stunned, and hurriedly went to Du Niang to check the coffee. It turned out that the circle of cardboard outside the inner package was used to prop it up and stand on the cup mouth. The method of brewing was to add ground coffee powder Fill the bag with boiling water and the coffee will filter into the cup...

Jiang Bin said "Ah", seeing that Liu Jianshen was about to drink from the cup, he immediately yelled: "Don't move!" After shouting, he wanted to bite his tongue again:

"Ah...not the boss, I just want to say that drinking coffee on an empty stomach early in the morning is not good..."

Liu Jianshen looked at Jiang Bin, then at the coffee, nodded his head, and waved his hand:

"Then you drink it!"

Jiang Bin burst into tears instantly. He never thought of destroying evidence in this way, but at this moment, the only thought in his mind was "I must never let the boss know that I am so foreign." Just take a sip.

Short oil...that bitterness!It is a hundred times more bitter than the traditional Chinese medicine that his grandmother used to boil for him!Jiang Bin endured the staggering bitterness, closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and gulped down a few more mouthfuls.

After drinking more than half of the cup, he accidentally glanced at it, and found that Liu Jianshen's laptop was opening the official Weibo page of the center, and the mouse was still clicking on the coffee bag in the picture taken by his mobile phone...

Holding the cup in his hand, Jiang Bin shifted his gaze to Liu Jianshen dully. Liu Jianshen looked at him with deep eyes and a smile on his lips.

All of a sudden, a thunderbolt from the clear sky woke Jiang Bin up—I dare say this guy did it on purpose!

In grief and indignation, Jiang Bin thought of Liu Hulan, Dong Cunrui, the heroic little sisters of the prairie...but he had to bend down for five buckets of rice.

The group was still asking about Jiang Bin's funeral, Jiang Bin returned angrily after rinsing his mouth and replied: "I drank it all!"

After a moment of silence, the sound of "strong men" swiped the screen neatly.

Here, Liu Jianshen, the instigator, read the documents at hand and called Jiang Bin over to explain the task.Jiang Bin scribbled it down with his notebook in his pocket, then went back to the laptop and plugged in the mobile hard disk, and began to compile and organize the information according to Liu Jianshen's wishes.

Jiang Bin is the kind of person who has to finish things in one go, otherwise he will feel uncomfortable. It was already twelve o'clock at noon after he finished sorting out the materials.The newcomers didn't provide meals for the first three months. In order to save money, Jiang Bin cooked more dishes the night before and brought the leftovers for lunch.

Liu Jianshen was still typing on the keyboard at this time. He seldom went to the cafeteria downstairs to eat, and mostly ordered takeaway. Jiang Bin felt that he must have a tricky mouth.

But today Liu Jianshen seems to be too busy to take care of lunch. The boss doesn’t eat it, and Jiang Bin is too embarrassed to eat it. He can only drive Q to complain to his friends under the hunger.

Suddenly, a message window pops up:

"Long time no see, are you coming to train tonight?"

It's Qi Lu, the senior.

When he was in college, Jiang Bin only joined a karate club and persisted for four years.Now that he is working, like most of the seniors who have graduated, he has gradually become deserted.

Newcomers come in in batches, and old people leave in batches. Only a few seniors who have been promoted to black belts are still leading the training of newcomers, and Qi Lu is one of them.

Jiang Bin is very grateful to Qi Lu. When he first joined the club, he was a rookie with empty enthusiasm, but he couldn't find a way out.Seeing him like this, Qi Lu would often stay behind to tutor him alone after training. Jiang Bin felt a warmth in his heart when he thought of Qi Lu.

Some time ago, Qi Lu also told him that the coach's social dojo is open to the elderly, and he hopes they can go back to practice. Jiang Bin always finds various excuses to shirk, and it is the same at this time.

"But I haven't practiced for so long, my ligaments can't be stretched." Jiang Bin repeated his old trick.

"I'm taking all the newcomers, it's just basic practice, you can just bring it here for nothing, it's time to exercise." Qi Lu really thought that Jiang Bin was just afraid that his skills would be unfamiliar, and his juniors and sisters would look down on him.

Jiang Bin wanted to insist on refusing, but he glanced at Liu Jianshen, who was under a lot of psychological pressure recently, and really longed for a hearty catharsis...

"Then... shall I come over and have a look?" Jiang Bin hadn't made up his mind yet.

"Success!" Qi Lu knew the personality of this junior brother-in-law and mother-in-law best. It was not easy for him to poke his head out of the shell, and then he would proceed step by step.

Jiang Bin asked Qi Lu to send the time and place of the training to his mobile phone in a short message, and it was quite convenient to check it.

"Why don't you go to eat?" Liu Jianshen's sudden words startled Jiang Bin.

"Haven't you eaten yet?" Jiang Bin smiled professionally.

"It's okay, you eat first."

When Jiang Bin heard this, he stopped being polite, and went out of the small black room to take out his own lock and button lunch box and heat it in the microwave.

The colleagues all went down to eat, Jiang Bin waited until the heating was finished, took out the lunch box and opened the lid.In the lunch box are meat patties stewed with salted eggs made yesterday, shredded fish-flavored pork, and two Taiwanese sausages fried this morning.

"Why are they all meat?"

Jiang Bin was so startled by the sudden sentence that he almost dropped his chopsticks on the ground. When he turned around, he saw Liu Jianshen's face that was very close, so he subconsciously turned his head away and said, "I don't like overnight vegetables..."

Liu Jianshen moved closer again, and said to those dishes:

"Looks good..."

When Jiang Bin heard the implication, he could only say hypocritically:

"Would you like to try it?"

Jiang Bin thought that Liu Jianshen, who had always been snarky, would disdain his home-cooked dishes, but he didn't expect Liu Jianshen to agree: "Okay!"

Jiang Bin was choked, and although he didn't like it, he put down his lunch box and stood up.

"What?" Liu Jianshen asked him.

"Take disposable bowls and chopsticks."

Liu Jianshen waved his hand, and then pulled the chopsticks in Jiang Bin's hand. Under his dull gaze, he picked up a chopstick of meat pie and stewed salted egg and put it into his mouth.After chewing for a while, Liu Jianshen stretched his chopsticks towards the fish-flavored pork shreds calmly... A moment later, the expressionless Liu Jianshen stretched his chopsticks towards the Taiwanese sausage again...

Jiang Bin stared blankly at Liu Jianshen half-sitting on the armrest of his chair, eating mouthfuls until there was only rice left in the lunch box, then Liu Jianshen put down his chopsticks and said earnestly: "Eat more meat dishes, it is easy to lose acid-base balance... "

Jiang Bin, who has no flesh and no joy, suppressed the resentment in his heart, and said with a trembling voice:

"If you don't eat meat... how can you have the strength to work?"

Liu Jianshen casually picked up a cucumber wrapped in a fresh-keeping bag from Miao Keqing's table and handed it to Jiang Bin, stroked his hair, and said softly like a child: "The little rabbit eats vegetables and radishes every day, so he will grow white and fat." fat?"

With a "click", the cucumber broke.

At this time, there was the beep sound of pressing the door code outside, Liu Jianshen got up and left quickly, Jiang Bin got up silently and went to the refrigerator to find "Old Godmother" for dinner.

Colleagues in the project department were still chatting about the topic they had just mentioned during dinner, when they suddenly heard Miao Keqing roar: "Jiang Bin, you actually pinched my cucumber while I was away!"

Everyone complained, and then asked Jiang Bin excitedly when and how he cut it off, shouting whose name it was cut off...

Jiang Bin was indignant, so he publicized Liu Jianshen's evil deeds to the public. The comrades in the project department expressed their deep sympathy and sincere condolences to Comrade Jiang Xiao. The potted plants scramble to eat, and they call it "the rabbit master".