A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Jiang Yirong was choked at the time, but after thinking about it afterwards, he concluded that it was a special temptation of Shu He, who had no flamboyance, so he threw himself into the overwhelming feelings without hesitation.

The main reason why Jiang Yirong went to study as a psychological counselor is that he is a professional writer. Jiang Yirong usually writes online and serializes in physical magazines, but he has not published a book so far.

At the same time, Jiang Yirong also opened a small TB shop, which specializes in selling jade and hand-carved wooden signs. In addition, he also sells some hand-painted products. In Jiang Yirong's words, his sideline business is "selling dreams".

The appreciation ability of this pair of jadeware and the craftsmanship of carving have been passed down from generation to generation in the Jiang family, and now they just happen to subsidize the family.Because Jiang Bin couldn't make ends meet, he was recruited as a customer service in the end, but he couldn't learn Jiang Yirong's way of "kissing" and "kissing".

When Jiang Bin is at work, he often hangs up on Wangwang, responding to anyone who asks questions, and retaliates when someone flirts with him.The other six colleagues in the project team also know that he has this identity, and often recommend him to friends to help him attract business.

Among them, the most enthusiastic one is Miao Keqing, the oldest project team leader who is also the best friend of Senior Jiang Bin. The leader of the Demon Cult must be just as right and proper as the leader of the martial arts alliance!"

Poor Jiang Bin, I can't bear to drink on weekdays, and I have to invite a whole department, plus the two girls from the hotline operation department next door who have a good relationship with Miao Keqing, and Liu Jianshen's close buddy, the center's chief director Xiao ginseng.Xiao Shen looks gentle, speaks politely, and always treats newcomers like Jiang Bin politely. Jiang Bin likes him very much.

Of course, if you like it, you like it. Every time you buy milk tea, Jiang Bin’s heart is bleeding. After listening to his complaints, Jiang Yirong sincerely suggested: "Put a pad on your heart..."

Fortunately, the days of losing money at every turn finally came to an end after the news broke that most of the milk teas on the market today were added with plasticizers. Now men dare not drink it anymore. Jiang Bin only needs to invite three female seniors.

When he called for milk tea today, he had an idea, covered his mouth and said in a low voice to the microphone: "Should you add plasticizer here?"

Bi Duan was taken aback, and immediately patted his chest to promise:

"Absolutely not!"

"How could it not be?" Jiang Bin frowned, and then said persuasively:

"If you add it, I will add more cocoa pudding every time I order it, remember! If it works, I will buy milk tea for a year!"

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Bin felt relieved. The milk tea would be delivered in half an hour. After Miao Keqing helped to distribute it to the sister next door, she found that there was still an extra cup.

"What? Are you willing to buy it for yourself?"

Jiang Bin laughed like a bud:

"Where, isn't this to please the boss so that he can force us to work overtime less?"

Miao Keqing raised her eyebrows, pointed at Jiang Bin's forehead and said:

"You are the only one who has to work overtime! Be careful yourself. The first few children resigned because they couldn't adapt to the work rhythm of the project department. If you don't take care of your stupid problems, you will end up like this sooner or later... "

It was not the first time that Miao Keqing said such serious words to Jiang Bin. Indeed, within two months after Jiang Bin became a full-time employee, he made a lot of mistakes, big and small, and most of them were caught by Miao Keqing, who was careful. He died in the cradle, but a small part of them still flowed to Liu Jianshen without his hands, so he was punished with reprimand and wage deduction.

However, Jiang Bin always felt that this was just a deliberate act by Liu Jianshen, an iron cock, so he didn't think about it carefully. He only ignored Miao Keqing's instructions and agreed, but he still repeated the same mistakes.

Miao Keqing also knew that it would be useless to talk too much, so she patted Jiang Bin, who was still full of student spirit, and said, "Okay, send it quickly! Remember to say more good things!"

Jiang Bin then hopped to the independent office of Liu Jianshen, who was dubbed the "little black room" by his colleagues, carrying the milk tea.

Liu Jianshen's office has a brown tone, and the heavy curtains are drawn in broad daylight to protect the antique calligraphy and paintings hanging in the office.

In front of the only lighted imitation Suzaku Qingtong lamp, Liu Jianshen was pointing fingers at the laptop.

Hearing the knock on the door, he said "Come in", Jiang Bin pushed the door open, observed Liu Jianshen's expression, and then with a hypocritical smile, he went to his huanghuali wooden table and said courteously: "Your Majesty, this I honor you!" As he said, he offered cocoa pudding milk tea with both hands.

Liu Jianshen raised his head, his sharp gaze rested on Jiang Bin's face for a moment, and then he suddenly took out a silver hairpin from the shrunken four-goat head bottle on the table, poked it hard at the milk tea, and pulled it out after a while. I looked carefully under the light, and inserted the straw into the milk tea after making sure there was no discoloration: "It's a good thing you have the heart."

The corner of Jiang Bin's mouth twitched.

"Speaking of..." Liu Jianshen pointed to a dozen documents on the corner of the table:

"After the council's discussion, the EAP project will be vigorously promoted in the second half of the year. I will focus on working out a cooperation plan in the past few weeks. The target customers are several large state-owned enterprises. You are the most free project department. Come and cooperate with me in these few weeks." Pointing to the table beside him: "From tomorrow, you sit here."

There was a "buzz" in Jiang Bin's head, and a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood was almost sprayed on the wall.

"In addition, the center plans to set up an official Weibo. You just graduated and have a quick mind, so I will leave this to you." Liu Jianshen continued.

Jiang Bin was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses. Realizing the opportunity, his eyes lit up with hope: "If I make achievements on Weibo..."

Liu Jian took a deep sip of milk tea and said lightly:

"If the number of fans reaches 15 within one month, I will give you extra rewards."

Jiang Bin moved when he heard the chicken.Although Liu Jianshen is mean, he still promises money and earns popularity. Who can be better than him?

Knowing the news that Jiang Bin was "reused", the seniors in the project department congratulated him one after another, only Miao Keqing said worriedly: "After you go in tomorrow, if you are not sure, please send it to me on Q first, don't rush For the boss, you know?"

Jiang Bin only had the word "reward" in his mind, so he naturally agreed with a smile.

Xiao Shen, the director of the center, happened to come out of the technical department. After seeing them asking about the reason, he said to Jiang Bin meaningfully: "Do you know Li Yinhe?"

Jiang Bin's head was full of question marks:

"I know……"

"That's good..." Xiao Shen adjusted his glasses:

"Remember, life is the most important thing at any time. After all, the relevant domestic laws are not perfect..."

Jiang Bin was baffled by what he said, and when he saw Miao Keqing nodding beside him, he nodded too.

That night, after Jiang Bin went back, he opened the official Weibo of the service center with confidence, and by the way, he used his Weibo nicknamed "Lin Sanji" @ His Senior Sister "Zhu Baba" to say: "Senior Sister, I finally I have a chance to perform! Thank you for the job you introduced to me, I will work hard!"

Half an hour later, the senior sister replied:

"Don't burn out your enthusiasm like fireworks. You are still young. You have to learn to flow slowly and accumulate thickly, so that you can support the sky."

Jiang Bin happily replied:

"Follow the teachings of my senior sister."

Then he turned his head and said to Jiang Yirong who was holding a laptop and typing on the keyboard:

"Help me get an avatar that can embody the essence of what my senior sister said."

Jiang Yirong had a good chat with readers in the group, but he didn't know that the account given by Jiang Bin was the official Weibo account of the service center where he worked, so he made a random avatar on it.

"All right."

Jiang Bin opened Weibo full of expectations, and saw that the head portrait of the service center of "Soul Station" was a cartoon JJ with bulging veins.

"How? The key words extracted from your senior sister's words - lasting, vigorous, slow release, one pillar to support the sky."