A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

When Jiang Bin, smelling of alcohol, threw down his briefcase and collapsed on the sofa, Jiang Yirong resolutely took off Jiang Bin's suit trousers and put them on himself: "Borrow me, class reunion." After shaving his beard with a razor, he fiddled with his greasy hair in front of the mirror. He skillfully took out a credit card from Jiang Bin's coat pocket, and happily went out.

Jiang Bin lay on the floor speechless for a long time, until the two-month-old "Jason" came to lick his toes, and then he weakly propped himself up and cooked a bowl of glutinous rice, which was shared with the meat floss and the dog.

"Jason" was picked up by Jiang Bin, a mongrel dog that looks like an Akita dog.It was raining that autumn night, and Jiang Bin and Jiang Yirong, the sloppy king, went to catch a special sale at a nearby hypermarket. When they came back, it was already dark, passing by the opposite new village, and suddenly heard a humming behind them.

Jiang Yirong, who was carrying a plastic bag, was shocked, and said to Jiang Bin who was holding an umbrella:

"Don't look back, I should be the one who came back to claim the life of the child you killed..."

Jiang Bin slapped Jiang Yirong on the forehead, turned around, and saw a soaked puppy hanging on a tree branch, with a small white butt facing the two of them, trembling all over, whether he was afraid of heights or frozen up.

Jiang Yirong covered his eyes and showed his fingers and turned his head. Seeing this scene, he was furious and said:

"Who is so wicked, it can still be used after washing!"

Jiang Bin stuffed the umbrella into the hands of Jiang Yirong, who was talking nonsense, and stood on tiptoe to carefully hug the puppy from the branch.

Jiang Yirong came over and took a look:

"Hey... this little hairball looks quite like your boss!"

"Where does it look like?"

"Ass white."

"..."

So the white butt puppy was brought home by the two weirdos, and Jiang Bin finally decided to name him Jason, which is the English name of Jiang Bin's boss, Liu Jianshen.

Speaking of Liu Jianshen, Jiang Bin really hated it.Jiang Bin majored in social work at his second university, and he wanted to match up with him so he wouldn't waste his four years of study. Under the introduction of his senior sister, he joined this private non-enterprise.

Liu Jianshen is the legal representative of this service center called "Spiritual Station". The company has been established for more than four years, with constant activities and a good reputation. There are dozens of well-known psychological counselors in Shanghai, and its development prospects are good.

Jiang Bin also took a fancy to this point back then, so regardless of the meager salary, he resolutely stepped into the threshold of this institution.But what he didn't expect was that Liu Jianshen, the boss who looks dignified and takes the responsibility of helping the world, is actually a hypocrite with a good face.

Not only does he not give out food and car stickers to new employees, but he also deducts the salaries of project team members in various names from time to time. He cares about every detail of his work, and he is a typical perfectionist.

Although Jiang Bin is a native of Shanghai, he was also an aspiring young man who told his parents who nagged him all the time that he would never grow up, saying that he could definitely support himself, so he shared a house with his college roommate Jiang Yirong.

Being forced into a situation where he couldn't afford to pay off his credit card was unexpected by Jiang Bin, who claimed that he would not bend his waist for five buckets of rice. He could only work overtime on projects, hoping to subsidize his income with project commissions in the future.However, Liu Jianshen has done a good job in one thing, that is, although he does not pay overtime pay, as long as there are employees who work overtime, he will accompany them to the end, and he can ask him for instructions in time for anything.

In fact, doing projects was not Jiang Bin's initial choice.He originally applied for an operator. He only needs to record the situation of the caller during the day, and then transfer the call to a psychological counselor after a return visit at night. This job is easy and he can learn professional knowledge. For Jiang Bin who just graduated Said it couldn't be more suitable.

During Jiang Bin's internship, everything went smoothly until one time, a phone call he answered was overheard by Liu Jianshen.

The caller was an adolescent boy. After hearing Jiang Bin's voice, he faltered for a while and said, "You... can you teach me some methods to restrain... my impulse towards dogs..."

Jiang Bin was extremely calm in the face of such an impactful question. He calmly stared at the screen and asked, "Is it a male dog or a female dog?"

So Liu Jianshen, who had seen this sturdy "empathy", categorically transferred Jiang Xiao, who had a strong taste, to the project department where he suffered a lot.

As soon as Jiang Bin heard that the project department stayed up all night and had to socialize from time to time, he burst into tears and said: "I don't smoke, drink or tell dirty jokes. This is really a king's death..."

Liu Jianshen stubbed out the cigarette butt:

"My lord, I want to die."

So the stunned little white rabbit from Qingjiang finally embarked on the road of wanting to be immortal when he vomits a little bit more and blows a lot of cowhide once...

On this day, Jiang Bin just came back from a dinner party. He drank too much wine and didn't eat a few mouthfuls of food. After sharing the glutinous rice with the dog, he fell back to sleep on the sofa with his lower body in a pair of underpants.

He didn't know how long he had slept in the dark, when he suddenly felt someone pushing him.Opening his eyes, he saw Jiang Yirong's magnified face full of red light.

"I'm home?"

Jiang Yirong pointed to the packing box on the coffee table:

"There is something you like—greedy bullfrog, eat some?"

Jiang Bin was indeed a little hungry, so he stood up and rinsed his mouth, took a pair of chopsticks and started to eat the bullfrog.

Jiang Yirong looked at him triumphantly with his legs crossed:

"You don't ask me why my face is full of joy?"

Cannibal's mouth is soft, Jiang Bin spat out his bones and said vaguely:

"Oh...why are you..."

"Because I saw Xiao Miaomiao!" Jiang Yirong answered without waiting for Jiang Bin to finish asking.

"Xiao Miao Miao" is the nickname of Shu He, Jiang Yirong's surgeon who was [-] years old. Jiang Bin thought it was no wonder that Jiang Yirong was so turbulent today. It turned out to be a reunion of the psychological counselor class.

"Don't you ask me why I am so happy to see Xiao Miaomiao?"

"Oh...why are you..."

"Because I am in love with him."

Jiang Bin picked up a loofah:

"What's the way to please two people?" Jiang Bin met Shu He once, wearing a white coat and gold-rimmed glasses, giving the impression of being capable and indifferent.If he and Jiang Yirong hadn't been in the same class of psychological counselors, I am afraid that these two people with very different personalities would never have any intersection.

Jiang Yirong is still immersed in his sweet memories:

"The beer ran out at the time, and they said they would order two more cans, but Xiao Miaomiao said that he still had a can here and only drank a little. If he doesn't mind, he can take it..." Jiang Yirong blushed when he said this: "So I just asked Under his cue, I drank mouth to mouth!"

The corners of Jiang Bin's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself that if this is considered a mutual love, then he has "pleased" countless people in the past twenty years...

Seeing Jiang Bin's disdainful face, Jiang Yirong was slightly dissatisfied and said:

"Xiao Miaomiao came to test me when we first met..."

Jiang Bin lowered his head to eat the loofah.

In fact, the situation at that time was like this. Jiang Yirong was late for class that day, and only Shu He had an empty seat next to the ice cube. Ask and answer with an expression.

Jiang Yirong wanted to hear more about Shu He's "magnetic voice with a touch of ice and snow", so he asked him: "Mr. Shu must have had an unforgettable experience on the operating table for the first time? What kind of surgery did you do?"

Shu He was silent for a long time, then looked ahead and slowly uttered a sentence:

"Circumcision."