I open the underworld canteen to continue my life
Chapter 65 Shrimp Crackers
When Wu Yu was here, Chui Fang and Zhu Youjun united front and went to the outside world together, but as soon as Wu Yu left, Chui Fang immediately turned around and made fun of Zhu Youjun: "It's really cool to be jealous of a bird. The Ten Lords of Hades are ashamed."
Zhu Youjun responded calmly: "It's still good, it's better than a guy who is holding a sword and trying to chop someone."
Li Yixian twitched the corner of his mouth: "How can the yin and yang qi be contagious?"
Si Nanxing hurriedly stepped forward to change the subject: "Okay, okay, let's stop arguing and open a shop."
The gate of the vagina is wide open, and the cafeteria of Hades is open for business.
However, this group of monsters who had eaten ahead of time did not understand Si Nanxing's good intentions at all, relying on their big appetite, they still ate here with the servants.
The overcrowding of the cafeteria has not improved in the slightest.
Si Nanxing had to ask Chuifang to help move his beauty chair to the side, and looked far away at the next door across the wall.
Zhu Youjun noticed his gaze and asked him: "What's wrong?"
Si Nanxing rubbed his chin: "Mr. Zhuyou, you said our cafeteria is getting bigger and bigger, why don't I buy the yard next door and open a door here..."
He gestured at the white wall, "There is a B&B on the right, so I probably won't sell me, but I remember that few people come here, maybe they are willing to sell."
Mr. Zhuyou was thoughtful, and Chui Fang couldn't help but speak first: "Aren't you weak and recuperating here? Where did you get the money to buy a new house?"
Just about to figure it out, it took about a month for Si Nanxing to open this Hades cafeteria. In the first ten days, the salary of "4444.44" and the subsidy from Hades were included, but then it really became popular. He received a salary of "8444.44" in his card the other day, so he could have a turnover of 2 yuan a month, which is considered a high salary in the human world.
But such a small amount of money is still not enough to buy the house next door, especially the yard where Si Nanxing lives, the land is not cheap.
Even a sword spirit like Chuifang, who has just returned to the modern society, wonders where he got the money.
"I'm still too low-key on weekdays." Si Nanxing sighed, "Did I tell you before, I have quite a few houses on this street."
"There are a lot of them, so it's not so strange to buy another one, right?"
Ao Jinyan became interested: "The expansion is good, can we build a bigger pool?"
Songze saw through his thoughts at a glance, and ruthlessly exposed him: "No matter how big the house is, it is impossible for you to turn into a dragon and lie in the pool to eat."
Ao Jinyan snorted, and watched Sha Ya pour the set meal into Du Ejun's mouth in a murmur, with envy in his eyes: "He can eat like that, I want to too."
Si Nanxing followed his thoughts and imagined: "It's not impossible, you stick your head over at the seaside, and you can still carry out the Dragon Palace takeaway service like Mr. Du'er."
Ao Jinyan felt that he was the dignified prince of the West Sea Dragon, and he would disdain to deliver food to anyone, but it is not impossible to give food to his elders occasionally to make them happy.
But he still felt that he couldn't agree to it straight away, so he hummed and said, "Then I'll think about it."
Lord Zhuyou raised his head: "I asked Lord Taboo to discuss with the owner next door."
Si Nanxing didn't expect that the evil king could act as a real estate agent, so he was a little worried: "Will he be angry if you use him like this?"
The chat box of the mobile phone kept popping up messages from the taboo villain: "Mr. Zhuyou, you are a ruthless man."
"I was in the Wutong Forest dealing with many seniors of the Phoenix Clan. When you sent me a message, I thought you were concerned about me, asking me if I was safe, if I was afraid, and if I needed support."
"In the end, you came to me to help my junior brother buy a house!"
"Do you know how many jobs I still have on me!"
Zhu Youjun pressed the phone to silent indifferently, and put his backhand on the table: "It doesn't matter, he won't mind."
Si Nanxing praised sincerely: "Ji Eijun is really a good man, capable and enthusiastic."
"En." Zhu Youjun nodded against his will.
……
It's late at night, today's canteen set meal is the same as before, there is nothing left.
After seeing off the unsatisfied diners, Si Nanxing yawned and was about to grope into the kitchen to cook the porridge he ate in the morning.
Standing behind him, Zhu Youjun looked inexplicable: "Isn't today's porridge delicious?"
Si Nanxing was taken aback for a moment, not understanding why he would suddenly mention this: "How come, it's delicious."
"Then you don't have to do it." Zhu Youjun nodded, "I'll bring it to you tomorrow."
"Hey!" Si Nanxing stopped him, scratching his hair a little uneasily, "You don't plan to go to Emperor Fengdu's place again, do you?"
"He won't eat." Zhu Youjun was confident, "Let him waste it."
Si Nanxing couldn't laugh or cry: "That can't always take advantage of others."
"Is there anything he likes to eat? Or whatever he seems to like to eat."
Lord Zhuyou pondered for a moment, then said with some hesitation: "Trash?"
"Huh?" Si Nanxing's expression was a little dull, "Then he's very environmentally friendly..."
"Junk food." Zhu Youjun nodded as if he had finally remembered, "Every time Taboo Evil Lord went to see him, he would nagged him that he always ate some junk food, and at the same time packed all kinds of packaging bags for him."
"That's it." Si Nanxing thought for a while, took out a bag of colorful shrimp crackers from under the cabinet, and shook him, "Then just wait a little while, I'll fry some shrimp crackers for you as a snack, and you can give them too." The great emperor sent some over."
"He hasn't ordered takeaway from me, has he?"
"No." Zhu Youjun originally didn't want to trouble him, but there were only the two of them in the kitchen at the moment, which was a bit strange in this small courtyard that was always lively, so he stopped involuntarily, wanting to talk to him. Stay a little longer.
"He and the Emperor of Heaven are each in charge of a part of the Dao of Heaven. At this point, every gesture of their hands may have an impact. Under the feet of the King of Pluto guarding the turbid Qi of the Netherworld, while the Emperor of Heaven supports the Qing Qi of the Shangxuan on the top. They guard the division of heaven and earth, and they rarely leave. My own position rarely intersects with the mortal world."
"But he can eat junk food." Si Nanxing waited for the oil pan to reach the right temperature, and curiously listened to Mr. Zhuyou telling the story of another world, "It always feels different from the Pluto I imagined."
Zhu Youjun looked at him: "What is it like in your imagination?"
Si Nanxing smiled and rolled his eyes: "Like King Yama in Journey to the West, with a red hat on his head and such a big beard... Ah, no, this seems to be Zhong Kui."
He didn't know how to laugh, Zhu Youjun laughed too.
"It's not such a majestic guy. People who don't know his identity may look down on him when they see him..." Zhu Youjun watched him put a transparent hard sheet into the oil pan, and the plastic sheet-like thing touched The hot oil expands rapidly like magic, and quickly unfolds, turning into a fluffy shrimp cracker like a flower petal.
Si Nanxing picked it up quickly. Shrimp chips are very fragile, and they will become burnt after frying for a while, so hurry up.
Mr. Zhuyou was attracted attention and forgot what he said for a moment.
Si Nanxing put the first piece of shrimp on a plate covered with oil-absorbing paper and handed it to him: "Eat it, be careful not to burn it."
Lord Zhuyou lowered his eyes, and responded with some embarrassment.
He always wanted to appear more reliable in front of him, but sometimes he couldn't help but show a childish side in front of him. He lowered his eyes and poked the piece of shrimp. It shook and made a rustling sound when it touched the paper. sound.
When he raised his eyes, Si Nanxing was looking at him and smiling, his brows and eyes were curved like the moon in the sky, and he asked, "Is it that fun?"
"No." Zhu Youjun sullenly added, "It's just interesting to watch you do these things."
While the two were still looking at each other, Chu Fang suddenly poked his head in: "I smell the fragrance, did you steal something?"
Zhu Youjun suddenly looked away, frowned, and handed over a stack of shrimp crackers that Si Nanxing had fried: "Eat yours."
Si Nanxing gestured to lock his mouth: "You have been given the hush money, so don't tell them."
While Zhu Youjun handed it over, as if he suddenly thought of something, he raised his hand and took back the first tablet Si Nanxing gave him.
Chui Fang only regarded him as greedy, and cast a disgusted look at him: "Look at how stingy you are."
"This is just my hush money. Zhang Airi also heard it outside. You can handle her share yourself!"
Zhang Airi lay quietly at the door, and said in a low voice: "I, I don't matter, can you save some for Master Tian?"
After Si Nantian's persuasive persuasion, she finally stopped calling him "Zhang Sheng". It was just to show respect, and she had to call him an honorific title no matter what.
She added in a low voice, "He's going to start school tomorrow, so he can take it to the school to eat."
Si Nanxing laughed helplessly: "Okay, after you say that, we are all too embarrassed to eat alone. Then fry a little more, seal it up, and give you a bag. Remember to give it to him tomorrow, okay?"
"This is yours, eat it while it's hot."
Only then did Zhang Airi happily accept it, and squatted in the yard with Chui Fang, each eating a plate of shrimp crackers.
She was originally drawn after the appearance of the young lady of the family. She stayed in the boudoir and faced Li Ji day and night. The piece made a clicking sound after biting down, and Zhang Airi couldn't control the sound at all. Zhang Airi tried several times, but the clicking sound became louder and louder, and she finally couldn't help laughing.
Chu Fang gave her a strange look, not knowing why she was poked into a smile: "What's wrong?"
Zhang Airi suppressed her own laughter, looked up at the vast night sky covered with flakes of gold: "I just thought, until today, I realized that there are not only Li Ji and Zhang Sheng in the world, nor are they as big as in the painting."
"The world is so good, brother Chuifang, there are such interesting and delicious food."
It was probably the first time that Chui Fang was called "Brother", and his vanity was greatly satisfied, so he generously gave her another piece of shrimp crackers: "Then you can eat more."
"I don't know what kind of life I lived before, but I am so happy after tasting such a little sweetness."
Standing behind them, Zhu Youjun turned his head slightly to look at Sinanxing. He was putting fried shrimp chips of various colors into a transparent bag, and tied the seal with a rubber band.
He couldn't help but said: "He may not want it."
"In the past, he tried his best to avoid karma with you. He was afraid that with his help, your doom would be more severe. This time he made a corner to help you, but he never had direct contact with you. He should be worried about this."
Si Nanxing paused, then straightened up: "Then he should be given to eat."
"Otherwise, what if I don't have the time to thank him in this life?"
"At first, I was always worried that if I couldn't resist, I didn't know when I would die. Being closer to them would only make them sadder. It's the same with friends, and it's the same with family members."
"Mr. Zhuyou, but now I feel that I can't fathom the way of heaven and cause and effect. I can only repay the kindness I received as much as possible before I die."
He smiled and put the bag of shrimp crackers in his hand, winking at him, "If he doesn't want it, you can open it, eat it in front of him, and be greedy for him, I don't believe he doesn't want to be moved."
Zhu Youjun pursed his lips suddenly: "If he doesn't want it, I'll stuff it in his mouth."
Si Nanxing found it funny, and patted him on the shoulder: "Calm down, Dianzhu Youjun, this is your immediate boss, and one of the only people in the Three Realms you can't beat."
"If you can't beat it, you have to fortify it." Zhu Youjun lowered his head, "Don't allow him to spoil your things."
The author has something to say: Emperor Fengdu: Ah Choo, who speaks ill of me?
感谢在2021-02-1620:56:14~2021-02-1623:56:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of salted fish in the dream;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Zhu Youjun responded calmly: "It's still good, it's better than a guy who is holding a sword and trying to chop someone."
Li Yixian twitched the corner of his mouth: "How can the yin and yang qi be contagious?"
Si Nanxing hurriedly stepped forward to change the subject: "Okay, okay, let's stop arguing and open a shop."
The gate of the vagina is wide open, and the cafeteria of Hades is open for business.
However, this group of monsters who had eaten ahead of time did not understand Si Nanxing's good intentions at all, relying on their big appetite, they still ate here with the servants.
The overcrowding of the cafeteria has not improved in the slightest.
Si Nanxing had to ask Chuifang to help move his beauty chair to the side, and looked far away at the next door across the wall.
Zhu Youjun noticed his gaze and asked him: "What's wrong?"
Si Nanxing rubbed his chin: "Mr. Zhuyou, you said our cafeteria is getting bigger and bigger, why don't I buy the yard next door and open a door here..."
He gestured at the white wall, "There is a B&B on the right, so I probably won't sell me, but I remember that few people come here, maybe they are willing to sell."
Mr. Zhuyou was thoughtful, and Chui Fang couldn't help but speak first: "Aren't you weak and recuperating here? Where did you get the money to buy a new house?"
Just about to figure it out, it took about a month for Si Nanxing to open this Hades cafeteria. In the first ten days, the salary of "4444.44" and the subsidy from Hades were included, but then it really became popular. He received a salary of "8444.44" in his card the other day, so he could have a turnover of 2 yuan a month, which is considered a high salary in the human world.
But such a small amount of money is still not enough to buy the house next door, especially the yard where Si Nanxing lives, the land is not cheap.
Even a sword spirit like Chuifang, who has just returned to the modern society, wonders where he got the money.
"I'm still too low-key on weekdays." Si Nanxing sighed, "Did I tell you before, I have quite a few houses on this street."
"There are a lot of them, so it's not so strange to buy another one, right?"
Ao Jinyan became interested: "The expansion is good, can we build a bigger pool?"
Songze saw through his thoughts at a glance, and ruthlessly exposed him: "No matter how big the house is, it is impossible for you to turn into a dragon and lie in the pool to eat."
Ao Jinyan snorted, and watched Sha Ya pour the set meal into Du Ejun's mouth in a murmur, with envy in his eyes: "He can eat like that, I want to too."
Si Nanxing followed his thoughts and imagined: "It's not impossible, you stick your head over at the seaside, and you can still carry out the Dragon Palace takeaway service like Mr. Du'er."
Ao Jinyan felt that he was the dignified prince of the West Sea Dragon, and he would disdain to deliver food to anyone, but it is not impossible to give food to his elders occasionally to make them happy.
But he still felt that he couldn't agree to it straight away, so he hummed and said, "Then I'll think about it."
Lord Zhuyou raised his head: "I asked Lord Taboo to discuss with the owner next door."
Si Nanxing didn't expect that the evil king could act as a real estate agent, so he was a little worried: "Will he be angry if you use him like this?"
The chat box of the mobile phone kept popping up messages from the taboo villain: "Mr. Zhuyou, you are a ruthless man."
"I was in the Wutong Forest dealing with many seniors of the Phoenix Clan. When you sent me a message, I thought you were concerned about me, asking me if I was safe, if I was afraid, and if I needed support."
"In the end, you came to me to help my junior brother buy a house!"
"Do you know how many jobs I still have on me!"
Zhu Youjun pressed the phone to silent indifferently, and put his backhand on the table: "It doesn't matter, he won't mind."
Si Nanxing praised sincerely: "Ji Eijun is really a good man, capable and enthusiastic."
"En." Zhu Youjun nodded against his will.
……
It's late at night, today's canteen set meal is the same as before, there is nothing left.
After seeing off the unsatisfied diners, Si Nanxing yawned and was about to grope into the kitchen to cook the porridge he ate in the morning.
Standing behind him, Zhu Youjun looked inexplicable: "Isn't today's porridge delicious?"
Si Nanxing was taken aback for a moment, not understanding why he would suddenly mention this: "How come, it's delicious."
"Then you don't have to do it." Zhu Youjun nodded, "I'll bring it to you tomorrow."
"Hey!" Si Nanxing stopped him, scratching his hair a little uneasily, "You don't plan to go to Emperor Fengdu's place again, do you?"
"He won't eat." Zhu Youjun was confident, "Let him waste it."
Si Nanxing couldn't laugh or cry: "That can't always take advantage of others."
"Is there anything he likes to eat? Or whatever he seems to like to eat."
Lord Zhuyou pondered for a moment, then said with some hesitation: "Trash?"
"Huh?" Si Nanxing's expression was a little dull, "Then he's very environmentally friendly..."
"Junk food." Zhu Youjun nodded as if he had finally remembered, "Every time Taboo Evil Lord went to see him, he would nagged him that he always ate some junk food, and at the same time packed all kinds of packaging bags for him."
"That's it." Si Nanxing thought for a while, took out a bag of colorful shrimp crackers from under the cabinet, and shook him, "Then just wait a little while, I'll fry some shrimp crackers for you as a snack, and you can give them too." The great emperor sent some over."
"He hasn't ordered takeaway from me, has he?"
"No." Zhu Youjun originally didn't want to trouble him, but there were only the two of them in the kitchen at the moment, which was a bit strange in this small courtyard that was always lively, so he stopped involuntarily, wanting to talk to him. Stay a little longer.
"He and the Emperor of Heaven are each in charge of a part of the Dao of Heaven. At this point, every gesture of their hands may have an impact. Under the feet of the King of Pluto guarding the turbid Qi of the Netherworld, while the Emperor of Heaven supports the Qing Qi of the Shangxuan on the top. They guard the division of heaven and earth, and they rarely leave. My own position rarely intersects with the mortal world."
"But he can eat junk food." Si Nanxing waited for the oil pan to reach the right temperature, and curiously listened to Mr. Zhuyou telling the story of another world, "It always feels different from the Pluto I imagined."
Zhu Youjun looked at him: "What is it like in your imagination?"
Si Nanxing smiled and rolled his eyes: "Like King Yama in Journey to the West, with a red hat on his head and such a big beard... Ah, no, this seems to be Zhong Kui."
He didn't know how to laugh, Zhu Youjun laughed too.
"It's not such a majestic guy. People who don't know his identity may look down on him when they see him..." Zhu Youjun watched him put a transparent hard sheet into the oil pan, and the plastic sheet-like thing touched The hot oil expands rapidly like magic, and quickly unfolds, turning into a fluffy shrimp cracker like a flower petal.
Si Nanxing picked it up quickly. Shrimp chips are very fragile, and they will become burnt after frying for a while, so hurry up.
Mr. Zhuyou was attracted attention and forgot what he said for a moment.
Si Nanxing put the first piece of shrimp on a plate covered with oil-absorbing paper and handed it to him: "Eat it, be careful not to burn it."
Lord Zhuyou lowered his eyes, and responded with some embarrassment.
He always wanted to appear more reliable in front of him, but sometimes he couldn't help but show a childish side in front of him. He lowered his eyes and poked the piece of shrimp. It shook and made a rustling sound when it touched the paper. sound.
When he raised his eyes, Si Nanxing was looking at him and smiling, his brows and eyes were curved like the moon in the sky, and he asked, "Is it that fun?"
"No." Zhu Youjun sullenly added, "It's just interesting to watch you do these things."
While the two were still looking at each other, Chu Fang suddenly poked his head in: "I smell the fragrance, did you steal something?"
Zhu Youjun suddenly looked away, frowned, and handed over a stack of shrimp crackers that Si Nanxing had fried: "Eat yours."
Si Nanxing gestured to lock his mouth: "You have been given the hush money, so don't tell them."
While Zhu Youjun handed it over, as if he suddenly thought of something, he raised his hand and took back the first tablet Si Nanxing gave him.
Chui Fang only regarded him as greedy, and cast a disgusted look at him: "Look at how stingy you are."
"This is just my hush money. Zhang Airi also heard it outside. You can handle her share yourself!"
Zhang Airi lay quietly at the door, and said in a low voice: "I, I don't matter, can you save some for Master Tian?"
After Si Nantian's persuasive persuasion, she finally stopped calling him "Zhang Sheng". It was just to show respect, and she had to call him an honorific title no matter what.
She added in a low voice, "He's going to start school tomorrow, so he can take it to the school to eat."
Si Nanxing laughed helplessly: "Okay, after you say that, we are all too embarrassed to eat alone. Then fry a little more, seal it up, and give you a bag. Remember to give it to him tomorrow, okay?"
"This is yours, eat it while it's hot."
Only then did Zhang Airi happily accept it, and squatted in the yard with Chui Fang, each eating a plate of shrimp crackers.
She was originally drawn after the appearance of the young lady of the family. She stayed in the boudoir and faced Li Ji day and night. The piece made a clicking sound after biting down, and Zhang Airi couldn't control the sound at all. Zhang Airi tried several times, but the clicking sound became louder and louder, and she finally couldn't help laughing.
Chu Fang gave her a strange look, not knowing why she was poked into a smile: "What's wrong?"
Zhang Airi suppressed her own laughter, looked up at the vast night sky covered with flakes of gold: "I just thought, until today, I realized that there are not only Li Ji and Zhang Sheng in the world, nor are they as big as in the painting."
"The world is so good, brother Chuifang, there are such interesting and delicious food."
It was probably the first time that Chui Fang was called "Brother", and his vanity was greatly satisfied, so he generously gave her another piece of shrimp crackers: "Then you can eat more."
"I don't know what kind of life I lived before, but I am so happy after tasting such a little sweetness."
Standing behind them, Zhu Youjun turned his head slightly to look at Sinanxing. He was putting fried shrimp chips of various colors into a transparent bag, and tied the seal with a rubber band.
He couldn't help but said: "He may not want it."
"In the past, he tried his best to avoid karma with you. He was afraid that with his help, your doom would be more severe. This time he made a corner to help you, but he never had direct contact with you. He should be worried about this."
Si Nanxing paused, then straightened up: "Then he should be given to eat."
"Otherwise, what if I don't have the time to thank him in this life?"
"At first, I was always worried that if I couldn't resist, I didn't know when I would die. Being closer to them would only make them sadder. It's the same with friends, and it's the same with family members."
"Mr. Zhuyou, but now I feel that I can't fathom the way of heaven and cause and effect. I can only repay the kindness I received as much as possible before I die."
He smiled and put the bag of shrimp crackers in his hand, winking at him, "If he doesn't want it, you can open it, eat it in front of him, and be greedy for him, I don't believe he doesn't want to be moved."
Zhu Youjun pursed his lips suddenly: "If he doesn't want it, I'll stuff it in his mouth."
Si Nanxing found it funny, and patted him on the shoulder: "Calm down, Dianzhu Youjun, this is your immediate boss, and one of the only people in the Three Realms you can't beat."
"If you can't beat it, you have to fortify it." Zhu Youjun lowered his head, "Don't allow him to spoil your things."
The author has something to say: Emperor Fengdu: Ah Choo, who speaks ill of me?
感谢在2021-02-1620:56:14~2021-02-1623:56:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of salted fish in the dream;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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