I open the underworld canteen to continue my life

The sound came like thunder, and he couldn't stop doing things just because Wu Yu said he wouldn't report it, so he politely asked Li Miao to take Zhang Airi to the Demon Management Bureau to make up his identity registration.

It wasn't a big deal at first, and it couldn't be said that there was no punishment or no punishment at all, but he had never seen a monster who dared to speak up in front of Lord Zhuyou, so he was worried for a while that the parrot was blood spattered three feet on the spot.

Fortunately, none of this happened until he left the place.

...But the food they ate was really delicious. If it wasn't for the bad atmosphere, he would have wanted to leave a taste.

After turning away regretfully like thunder, the little bad bird shook the wooden cocoon desperately, trying to get Si Nanxing's idea.

Si Nanxing really took another look at him, and asked Mr. Zhuyou: "Why don't you tell him clearly and let him go back, otherwise it's not a solution to hang around all the time, and the guests will come soon."

Chu Fang nodded in agreement: "Indeed, it's indecent to hang up."

Just as Zhu Youjun let go of the branch on Wu Yu's mouth, he yelled, "I'm not leaving! I want to be with my master! You vicious villains, don't even think about separating me from my master!"

Zhu Youjun moved his fingers, and Si Nanxing quickly grabbed him, cleared his throat and said, "Well, Mr. Wu Yu, you have also seen that there are quite a lot of people here, and there are also many people who are not human. You... ..."

"But I am unique!" Wu Yu shook the wooden cocoon desperately, his small black bean-like eyes were about to cry, and with the two blush on his face, he looked pitiful and cute, "You used to say—God How could there be a bird like me down here!"

Si Nanxing felt that this was probably not a boast.

"No, I can't take it anymore." Chui Fang clenched the hilt of his sword, "Has anyone ever eaten parrot meat? I think it's not much different from chicken. Since he refuses to leave, let him go into the pot." never mind!"

Wu Yu changed his face instantly: "Hey, I hang so high, I almost didn't see who was talking just now, it turned out to be a sword spirit with a broken sword."

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really not imposing, the sword is three feet long, why is your sword spirit only two and a half feet long?"

"You're looking for death!" Chui Fang was furious, he raised his sword and was about to cut him down, but Si Nanxing grabbed him.

"Forget it, Xiaofang, forget it." Si Nanxing patted him on the back and advised him, "Why is it only two and a half feet, at least 1.6 meters is still there."

"You!" Chu Fang didn't look happy, and even wanted to chop Si Nan Xing off.

Wu Yu was hanging upside down on the tree and giggling, extremely insolent.

Li Yixian rolled his eyes around and looked at Si Nanxing: "Little boss, why don't you ask him why he came back? Why did he suddenly find fault with the cafeteria of the underworld? Is there someone behind the scenes to fuel the flames?"

Si Nanxing was about to ask, but Wu Yu had already answered consciously: "That's not true."

"But the birds are talking about this. I've always been short-tempered. When I heard about the golden-winged roc, I got angry and planned to come to teach you a lesson. Who knew you just happened to see your big bangs An unregistered monster hangs on the door, which is called arrogance, and it seems that someone behind the scenes is used to misbehavior. I saw that I was angry, so I went to report it..."

Si Nanxing looked at the picture scroll of Zhang Airi's body hanging on the door as the God of Wealth, and fell silent without a word.

Wu Yu saw his expression, and immediately showed a flattering smile: "But once I saw that you did it, I knew why."

"Master has always lived with his will. It must have been unexpected, not on purpose! Hehe! It's not a big deal..."

Ao Jinyan listened inexplicably: "What is there to get angry about the Golden Winged Roc? We, the Dragon Clan, are not in a hurry yet!"

"Didn't you find it all back? There's nothing to worry about." Wu Yu curled his lips, but because of Si Nanxing's presence, he tried to explain calmly, "After all, we are all from the bird clan. We know that although the golden-winged roc He doesn't respect the old, but he won't kill for no reason, he has converted to Buddhism! What's more, he is dealing with a junior!"

"We only heard that they lost a dragon outside and put it on the head of the Golden Winged Roc. It was clear that the group of dragon guards wanted to make things worse. Especially when the dragon was found later, the Golden Winged Roc But it is still closed and not released, we feel that this is wrong."

Ao Jinyan's nose was almost crooked: "But he came to beat me out of nowhere, isn't it true! I was rescued by my own ability... It doesn't conflict with his punishment at all!"

"Who told you that the dragon clan protects the weak and the three worlds know it, and whoever hears this story must wonder if there is something tricky about it." Wu Yu looked confident, "And I was seriously injured by the dragon at the beginning. To be honest, Lord is biased against you, I think you dragons are the ones who can do such a thing!"

"Fart!" Ao Jinyan jumped up angrily, "We Dragon Clan will not secretly arrest people, we will only sneak up and beat him up after they let the stinky bird go!"

Si Nanxing: "..."

Who knew that this reason would actually convince Wu Yu a little bit, he tilted his head and thought for a while: "Don't say it, it's true."

"But I didn't see my master at the time. I was so angry that I didn't think so much. I only know that the Golden Winged Roc is still closed, and the Phoenix family is still under investigation. Judging from the results, they all look like our bird family When I was targeted, I ran here and prepared to run away after a meal of yin and yang."

"Who knows that I met the master, hehe, then I won't leave, I will stay and stay with the master for the rest of my life!"

He hung upside down on the branch and swayed leisurely, even humming a little song.

Ao Jinyan was about to explain things to him, but Songze gently gave him a hand: "Maybe there is such a possibility."

"When Mr. Zhuyou dealt with that Huici, did you feel that he was malicious towards everything? We couldn't figure out what his goal was, and it was also because he seemed very interested in causing any chaos."

"Let's say..." Li Yixian frowned, "If the Phoenix Clan can't investigate anything now, that's all. If it really turns out to be related to them, then the Dragon Clan and the Phoenix Clan will definitely turn against each other. And according to this parrot, the bird Everyone in the clan still feels that there is something hidden behind this, and I'm afraid there will be troubles at that time."

Wu Yu seized every opportunity to express his loyalty: "Compared with the so-called birds, I like my master more, and I will believe whoever my master tells me to believe!"

"However, I think we should stop meddling at this time. It's better to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight. Anyway, the phoenix and the dragon clan count as one. They are both races with eyes in the sky and are extremely protective. They don't fight me. thing."

Hanging out from his nose: "If you don't do your business, you still rush to join in the fun?"

"I felt the master's call from somewhere!" Wu Yu spoke convincingly, shaking the wooden cocoon intoxicated, "Ah, master, Xiangxiang, hug me."

"I was so excited just now, I didn't even smell it, Master, what is it that smells so good on you?"

Si Nanxing raised his sleeves suspiciously and smelled it. He had been busy in the kitchen for a long time, so it should be the smell of oily smoke all over his body. If he said it smelled good, it was probably only the smell of rice, but when he smelled it like this, he actually smelled a little bit. Fresh woody fragrance, elegant and pleasant, not too sweet, you can't smell it unless you smell it carefully.

He was a little dazed, he didn't have the habit of wearing perfume, where did the fragrance come from?

Chuifang rolled his eyes: "It must be the smell from cooking just now."

"How can ordinary fireworks contaminate our master!" Wu Yu retorted unconvinced, "Besides, it's not like I haven't smelled the smell of cooking, how can it smell so good!"

"Hey, master, I'm afraid it's not some fairy grass and fairy flower, but the smell makes people like it..."

Zhu Youjun raised his eyes: "That's my flower fragrance."

Wu Yu straightened up stiffly and swayed. He opened his mouth and almost bit his tongue and said, "You, don't talk nonsense! I am knowledgeable, how can candlewick bloom!"

Zhu Youjun's face is as usual: "The candle core wood will take ten thousand years to become useful, and most of them will not survive to bloom."

Wu Yu tried his best to shake his head, unwilling to face the fact: "Everyone knows that you are an old iron tree in the underworld, which never blooms! There are so many rumors in the market that the fairy in the fairyland in the sky asks when you will bloom, and can you give her a flower?" , you can’t even tell!”

Staring at Si Nanxing's curious eyes, Mr. Zhuyou raised his chin: "I will open it if I want to, how do you treat it?"

Wu Yu seemed to have suffered a huge blow. The grief of his beloved master being preempted by the old tree demon was intertwined with the tragedy that he had just flattered and photographed the old tree demon next door. He shook and shouted desperately in grief : "I don't live anymore! I don't live anymore!"

"Master, you not only have other birds, you even have trees! There are so many foxes, dragons, and broken sword spirits in this yard... This is a green grassland above my head!"

"I'm not a cockatiel, I'm a green-headed parrot! Ah—"

Probably because he was yelling too loudly. Wanzai, who was sleeping in the cat's nest, was also woken up. Stretching his waist, he walked out with light catwalks and looked up curiously at the cat hanging on the tree. The wooden cocoon kept shaking, and a pair of bright yellow cat's eyes gradually became sharper.

It quietly lowered its body, twisted its buttocks slightly, which was a gesture of accumulating strength, and then suddenly stood up vertically, like a black lightning bolt, directly hitting the cocoon!

"Ah!" Wu Yu screamed, "There is a cat! There is a cat! Help! Kill the bird, kill the bird!"

Chui Fang gloated and laughed: "Hey, Long Live, this kid is worthy of growing up in our courtyard. Look at this vigorous figure, he has not lost my reputation as a sword spirit."

The crow took the opportunity to land on the branch again, dutifully calling three times.

Si Nanxing raised his head: "It's time to open the shop."

"I want to eat it too! I also want to eat the delicious food made by the master!" Wu Yu shamelessly tried to act coquettishly with Si Nanxing as soon as he got out of the cat's mouth.

Chui Fang glared at him and blocked him, not showing him Si Nanxing: "You just caused trouble for us, and you still want to eat?"

Wu Yu knew he was in the wrong, and immediately felt wronged and showed weakness. He said pitifully, "I am willing to make up for my mistakes and serve as a spy for the master. If there is any trouble, I will report to you immediately!"

Chu Fang is still thinking about it, Zhu Youjun has already nodded: "Alright."

Chu Fang curled his lips and reluctantly agreed.

Wu Yu was unshackled, squatting on the top of the wall, full of energy: "Master, just wait, I will definitely bring back enough exciting news, and then I can eat the meal you rewarded me in a fair manner!"

"I'm leaving, little bad bird loves you—"

Si Nanxing couldn't help but rubbed his goosebumps: "Mr. Zhuyou thinks there will be problems with the birds?"

"No."

"Huh?" Si Nanxing looked at him in confusion.

Zhu Youjun said with a straight face: "As long as he leaves."

"Noisy."

The author has something to say: Hello everyone, I have opened a new pre-acquisition, oops, I have such a brain, why can’t I stop it? QAQ If I had eight hands, I would be able to open both, damn it!

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"Doomsday Game Milk Tea Cart"

On September 2999, 9, the doomsday dungeon game descended on Blue Star, randomly and forcibly recruiting players. The mortality rate was as high as 9%. It is an interstellar miracle that human beings did not perish.

In the third year of the game, humans are forced to evolve under high-intensity pressure. The Chosen One with per capita supernatural powers is reborn everywhere. There are as many systems as dogs. The human compatriots are full of confidence that they will win this time, but they did not expect the monsters on the other side to start. Hang up.

The level upper limit is refreshed as soon as it is refreshed, the dungeon monster can still take drugs, the residual blood boss first adds BUFF and then mutates, you are mua, is this dog game still balanced!

Human beings desperately think that this time seems to be really over, and a game legend is quietly spreading - just dial a magical takeaway number, if the monsters you face are enough bugs, a righteous pink milk tea cart will fall from the sky, flying small lace flags , running over from the opposite face.

Then you have to hand over all the monster-killing gains and buy a cup of milk tea from the beautiful boss, otherwise the long-legged driver next to him will smash your dog's head with a hammer.

Don't ask if milk tea is good or not, it's the sweetness of the aftermath, and the mellow fragrance of life extension!

In order to prevent humans from winning the final victory, the game has quietly tampered with the player's evolutionary path. The stronger the individual, the weaker the ability acquired through evolution. For example, the little lunatic He Wuning obtained the milk tea shop management system, and the light of humanity Yi Luo awakened the power of the strongest repairman.

He Wuning: Your mua's dog game punishes me, right?I sanction your BOSS!Anyone who breaks the balance will die!

Yi Luo cooperatively raised the repair wrench.

The driver who is ruthless and talks less, the driver is cool, the driver is attacking X, the person talks too much and is arrogant, the little lunatic suffers—my wheels are rolling forward, even if I ride the most ridiculous unicycle float, I will run over the crown of the gods behind the scenes, ushering in The last light of victory.

感谢在2021-02-1523:23:39~2021-02-1620:56:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Wan ah man1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I don’t like to grow up one;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：桑田10瓶；rebecca8瓶；宇星3瓶；扫晴2瓶；西1瓶；非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！