I open the underworld canteen to continue my life

Li Miao's ancestors were all here, and it was true, he raised his chin arrogantly: "Who are you, you are so yin and yang."

"The current juniors are really amazing. They are as eloquent as each other." The young man at the door glanced at Li Yixian pointingly, "Your foxes in Qingqiu are only at this level now. No wonder after the goddess of Qingqiu, There have never been any more people who can stand on the stage."

Li Yixian restrained his smile, and glanced at him in a blink of an eye: "We, Qingqiu, have indeed kept a low profile recently, not as good as your birds."

"The old ones bully the juniors in the street, and the younger generation don't know what kind of schemes and schemes they are scheming secretly... It's really very beautiful."

The yin and yang between the two sides are full of yin and yang, and the words are full of gunpowder.

Zhang Airi was at a loss for what to do, only felt that this incident seemed to be caused by herself, so she squeezed the chopsticks tightly in her hands, and stammered: "If, if it's because of me...then arrest me, It has nothing to do with the little boss!"

Li Yixian frowned, and snorted coldly: "Look at how promising you are, you can only bully such a helpless little monster, and make the little girl cry."

The man at the door flicked his sleeves: "I just want to remind everyone, since you want to be a righteous person, don't leave any excuses for yourself. Why, you are only allowed to use some laws and regulations to oppress others, and others are not allowed to enforce the law impartially?"

The thunderous voice was caught in the middle, with a bitter face, and a sad sigh.

Si Nanxing leaned closer to Mr. Zhuyou, and asked, "Who is this person from?"

"Parrot." Zhu Youjun didn't even lift his eyelids, obviously he didn't pay attention to the other person, "It's just a good mouth."

"Hmph." The gaudy monster on the opposite side was not annoyed when his prototype was exposed, he curled his lips as if he was obviously afraid of Lord Zhuyou, "I'm just a little monster of the bird clan who is doing his best, so naturally he can't compare with the ten kings of the underworld. Zhu Youjun is majestic."

"It's just that I heard that Mr. Zhuyou was also born as a monster, so why did he get along so well with those gods in the heavens? I'm afraid they all got together by catching us little monsters."

He took two steps in very defiantly.

Si Nanxing asked him, "Then what are you doing here?"

"What are you doing?" Wu Yu sneered angrily, "Come to urge the Mutual Aid Committee of the Three Realms to enforce the law. By the way, let's see what rare things are in this dilapidated small yard, so that Zhu Youjun is so fascinated...Huh? You are the boss? "

He looked at Si Nanxing, and suddenly narrowed his eyes, feeling familiar.

Si Nanxing nodded: "It's me. Ask Sha Ya to order for dinner, if you find fault..."

He turned his head, pointed at Zhu Youjun with a smile, "Look for him."

Zhu Youjun paused with his chopsticks, but did not refute. Instead, he wiped his mouth, nodded and said, "Yes, look for me."

The gaudy parrot didn't look at him, he stared blankly at Sinanxing, and suddenly let out a cry of "Aw". body.

Wu Yu shouted at the top of his voice, "Master—it's me, look at me, I'm your little bad bird—"

Si Nanxing's expression was confusion visible to the naked eye.

Lord Zhuyou frowned, before he had time to say anything, the crow hovering above his head had landed, and he shouted angrily: "Nonsense! Nonsense! My master! My master!"

Wu Yu was heartbroken, clutching his heart and crying: "You have other birds! You actually have other birds outside!"

"What's so good about a crow, it's so black! Didn't you say you like my colorful feathers! You scumbag, scumbag!"

Si Nanxing couldn't argue with his words, so he could only step back to avoid his swooping movements: "No, did you recognize the wrong person..."

Li Miao glanced at Zhu Youjun, and couldn't help agreeing: "That's right, the little boss is in love with monsters, so he can't fall in love with you!"

"What about falling in love, your foxes in Qingqiu are really full of such unhealthy thoughts!" Wu Yu squinted at him with disdain, "This is a touching friendship between me and my master!"

"It's impossible for me to admit my mistake. With such a blinding merit, can I find another one besides him in the world!"

He said it so confidently, Si Nanxing couldn't help but believe it a little bit, he took a step back: "...Even if what you said is true, at least it's not me in this life."

Wu Yu stared at him for a while, with a look of sadness that didn't seem fake: "Yes, you are right...Obviously I watched you die."

"When you were in the intensive care unit, I couldn't take me with you, but I vaguely saw the time of your death. I escaped when they opened the window, and ran all the way to the hospital to see you for the last time... I originally wanted to Before the evil messenger came to hook your soul, I was able to protect you anyway, but I didn't even find your soul, woo woo woo...Master!"

He burst into tears, unable to see the slightest yin and yang strangeness at the beginning.

Li Miao had already believed most of it, but he couldn't help curling his lips, and muttered softly: "It looks a bit true, but this parrot seems to be better than me, how could it be possible to live as a parrot prototype in recent years?" , I'm afraid it wasn't made up?"

Zhu Youjun was not moved by his sincere crying, he moved his hand, and the book of life and death unfolded in his hands, and his voice was cold: "His name in that life."

"Ye Changting, turn it over, turn it over, there must be!" Wu Yu was so confident that he almost flapped his wings, "I turned into a demon a long time ago! But because I offended someone, I was severely injured by someone, so I had to use it!" Prototypes are just asking for life in the world..."

Li Yixian raised his eyebrows: "This paragraph is quite true."

Ao Jinyan has already flexed his wrist: "Noisy, just give him another prototype."

Zhu Youjun closed the book of life and death, and stared at Sinanxing for a while, seeing that Sinanxing's heart was flustered, and he couldn't help asking: "What, what's wrong?"

Zhu Youjun rubbed his temples and sighed: "Yes."

"Look, what did I say!" Wu Yu became arrogant all of a sudden, proudly trying to break free from Zhu Youjun's hand, and ran to Si Nanxing's embrace. He couldn't break free and protested angrily, "You just sighed? What do you mean? Do you look down on the relationship between us!"

Li Miao had a look of disbelief: "Really?"

"How could the little boss raise such a vicious bird, I don't believe it!"

Zhu Youjun glanced at the silent Chui Fang: "The sword spirit he was carrying before is also the same as him."

Chui Fang exploded on the spot: "Then I am too much compared to him! I am not so annoying!"

Even Si Nanxing couldn't help but speak up for him: "Xiaofang at most likes to nag a little bit and has a bad temper. She's not the same as this... Wu Yu's friend."

Wu Yu didn't mean to be angry at all, he was so happy that he seemed to be bubbling at the moment, he covered his face and said, "Hey, I was almost beaten to death in the street, it was my master who saved me, and it cost me 20 yuan Buy me! Do you know the concept of 20 yuan so many years ago, that is a huge sum of money, do you know the huge sum of money!"

Obviously no one asked him, but he also danced and proclaimed their original story.

Li Miao couldn't help breaking the stage for him: "Hey, I've never heard of someone wanting to beat a parrot to death in the street, you make it up again?"

"Ordinary parrots are of course not capable." Wu Yu raised his chin proudly, "But I was beaten for scolding the Dragon Clan, but I couldn't hold back and almost got beaten to death."

Si Nanxing covered his eyes helplessly: "You're quite proud."

"Hey, then master, you came to save me." Wu Yu twisted his body, his face shy, "I was yelling at those stupid mortals, and at the same time I saw you approaching me with the light of merit, like a god descending from the earth. !"

"You said that if they didn't always say foul language in front of me on weekdays, I wouldn't always say this kind of thing... Cough, although I was like this a long time ago, the master is really gentle."

He lowered his face shyly, like a bird's habit of burying its head into its feathers, "You often touch my head helplessly and say, if a little bad bird like me goes outside, it will probably die." After being beaten to death, I can only be raised by you."

"At that time, you had a big family and a big business. Although you were loved, you still couldn't help being envied. Although they were always too late to hurt you, they made you unlucky, but it still made people very angry. I will scold them for you, and you will He fed me sunflower seeds while laughing, and said dotingly to me——eat yours, stop shouting.”

"Hey hey hey..."

Si Nanxing felt that he probably added some strange beautifying filters to his memories.

Wu Yu looked at Si Nanxing affectionately: "Master, I'm just meddling in my own business this time, and it must be God's will to meet you even after I've come here so far. Let's continue our relationship."

Zhu Youjun's face has gradually become gloomy since he started making noise, but Wu Yu is still passionately expressing his longing for Si Nanxing, totally unaware of the approaching danger.

"Oh!" Wu Yu turned into a cockatiel with a blush, fluttering its wings, and broke free from his clothes as if frightened, "How shameless! You actually sneaked up on me from behind! Don't tell me Wude!"

This thing is a parrot, and after being turned into a prototype, it is even more noisy than it is.

Zhu Youjun frowned, and his voice was like thunder, and he felt that it would be impossible to stay any longer, so he immediately took a step forward: "Well, I think you guys had a misunderstanding before, but this girl really needs to make up the registration..."

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll withdraw that report." Wu Yu fluttered up, his voice a little flattering, and landed on the peach tree in the yard that never bloomed. The crow on the floor beat down, "Oh, this is really a big flood that washed away the Dragon King Temple, and my family beat my own family."

"I don't care how the group of stinky birds died. I want to continue my relationship with my master here. You can go back. She can't run, register or something, and there is no rush at this moment."

Si Nanxing looked at the parrot hanging on the branch in silence, it seemed to be a cockatiel, it looked cute, why did it have a beak.

Zhu Youjun looked at it silently, with a slight movement of his fingers, the slender branches tied it tightly, and hung it on the peach tree like an upside-down cocoon, and the bird's beak was tightly wrapped around it again and again. Go around and make sure he can't open his mouth at all.

"Hmmmmmm!" Mu cocoon staggered and moved, enveloping all resistance inside.

Zhu Youjun's brows finally relaxed a little.

The author has something to say: It's a cockatiel!The blush is super cute!But the little bird really talks a lot_(:з”∠)_

感谢在2021-02-1520:25:47~2021-02-1523:23:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Twilight Chaozhao; 1 bottle of Sand Sculpture Draco; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!