I open the underworld canteen to continue my life

In an ordinary residential area in M ​​City, at the gate of No. 4 on the 4th floor of Building 4, Mr. Zhuyou politely knocked on the door, and then flashed in through the door without waiting for a response from inside.

There was a disgusted "tsk" sound from inside the door: "You didn't wait for me to open the door for you, but you insisted on knocking on the door. There is something wrong with you."

Mr. Zhuyou looked at this obviously dimly lit room. There was a half-assembled jigsaw puzzle spread out on the floor covered with blankets. Next to it was a Lego that had just been unpacked. The owner of the room was nestled in a large lazy man. On the sofa, holding the PS4 handle, the game screen is paused on the TV screen.

Finally, his eyes fell on the black-haired young man nestled on the beanbag sofa. His short hair was a little messy, his complexion was a little too pale, and his eyebrows were a little sharp. Occasionally, when he frowned, he would reveal a fierce look, but it was just because of him He always looks like he hasn't woken up, and doesn't seem to have much deterrent effect.

At least for those who saw him, it was difficult to connect him with the vicious Fengdu Emperor Yin Bei.

Zhu Youjun glanced at him, and with a bit of reluctance, threw the bag of shrimp crackers to him.

"What?" Yin Bei easily took it, opened his pocket, and casually threw the sealed rubber band aside. Zhu Youjun frowned, and quickly took the rubber band away.

Yin Bei was sniffing the shrimp crackers in his pocket, and looked at Mr. Zhuyou with disbelief: "Isn't it you, you have to put away such a rubber band? You don't have to worry about this old lady."

He seemed to have suddenly remembered something, pulled the bag of shrimp chips away in horror, and asked, "He sent it?"

"En." Zhu Youjun stuffed the rubber band into his pocket, turned around and entered his kitchen, opened the cupboard door familiarly, scooped up a can of Shenmi without any hesitation.

Holding the bag of shrimp crackers, Yin Bei buried his head and sniffed it with a tangled expression. It smelled really good. He struggled, and finally stretched his hand into it, and gnawed it.

After the first sip, the next one is out of control, and it will become a matter of course.

He held the bag of shrimp crackers and gnawed, leaned against the kitchen door to watch Zhu Youjun cook the porridge, shook his head and said sarcastic words: "You have sued me."

Zhu Youjun didn't care at all, and replied very perfunctorily: "Oh."

"Why don't you ask 'for what'?" Yin Bei sighed, "Your behavior is very detrimental to the relationship between colleagues."

Zhu Youjun reluctantly cooperated: "For what?"

"You said you were going to marry the whole underworld with your elbows out. I thought he was exaggerating at first, but now I think it's true. You brat is not soft at all when you pick up my wool."

Yin Bei looked at the pot of porridge with complicated eyes.

"You don't want to drink." Zhu Youjun glanced at him confidently, "Why, are you reluctant to give it to him?"

"That's not true." Yin Bei's mouth kept clicking, "It's just your upright look that makes Dad's hands itch."

"If you don't fight for three days, the house will be exposed?"

He gritted his teeth as a threat.

Zhu Youjun didn't care, he stared at the porridge cooking flames without looking back.

He said, "Everything you said is being fulfilled one by one."

"He is indeed the last life, and the karma of previous lives is about to end here. Those who have received his favor, seem to be attracted to him in the dark."

"Even the parrot he raised in his previous life appeared."

"I know, I heard that you were jealous of a parrot and finally drove it away, heh." Yin Bei smiled gloatingly, and then curled his lips, "But no matter how good a person is, there will be enemies. There will be people who will hate him."

"Thousands of good fortunes flock to each other, and so will unresolved enmity."

"How do you know the parrot?" Zhu Youjun looked at him sideways, with a clear look, "Did you peek?"

"Who peeked?" Yin Bei rolled his eyes, "My tortoise told me, didn't he hear anything when he delivered the food?"

Zhu Youjun turned his head: "Such a big turtle is quite gossip."

"Gossip was first divination with turtle shells, and gossip is a return to the old profession."

After only a while, the bag of shrimp crackers in his hand was about to run out, Zhu Youjun couldn't help frowning.

"Are you finished eating now?"

"I can't help it, the rubber bands have been stolen, so I can't seal them, so I can only finish them in one sitting." Yin Bei was also very confident, "I'll bring some more next time, it's delicious."

"You might as well eat a meal by yourself." Zhu Youjun said casually.

He was just suggesting at first, because he had said this more than once, but Yin Bei always fooled it with vague words. He thought it was the same this time, but he didn't expect him to be silent for a while, and then nodded: "Look! go sometime."

Zhu Youjun turned around in astonishment, with a serious expression on his face: "What happened?"

Yin Bei sneered: "It's still the same, so vigilant."

"You've always been paying attention, and you won't get involved with him casually." Zhu Youjun's face was solemn, "I don't think you will change your mind so easily, unless...you think it's meaningless."

"The evil has come back from Phoenix, and the story is getting a little bit connected." Yin Bei looked puzzled, "The Phoenix family has twin phoenixes, Huang Yan and Feng Yan. It is rumored that they are connected with each other, even after Feng Yan turned back into a phoenix egg for some reason. , he can still communicate with her. This is also the reason why the Phoenix Clan let him go and didn't send Feng Yan's eggs back to the ancestor tree."

"And that phoenix goddess named Feng Yan once had a relationship with a mortal man named Jiang Lanchen, and I can't find him in the book of life and death."

"If you can't find it in the book of life and death, then you are not a human being." Lord Zhuyou raised his eyes, "Either he gave up his mortal womb and became an immortal and became an immortal, or he was an immortal himself and reincarnated through reincarnation."

"It's the latter." Yin Bei said with a normal expression, "Give it a bigger guess."

Zhu Youjun's expression moved slightly: "Heavenly Emperor."

"You really dare to guess." Yin Bei laughed, "It's him."

"I knew that Si Nanxing's last life would not be easy, but I didn't expect that guy in the sky to be involved. It doesn't matter if I'm added or not. Anyway, there are too many lice, so don't be afraid of biting. It's designated to cause heaven and earth to shatter and mountains and rivers to turmoil. .”

Zhu Youjun frowned: "Isn't the Heavenly Emperor practicing the ruthless way?"

"He is, but when he was reincarnated, he was just a mortal." Yin Bei sighed, "There are many incidents in this world, and when it comes to the cause, there is no escape from love and hatred."

Zhu Youjun looked at him thoughtfully, "What about you? Have you ever... fallen in love with someone?"

"Hey!" Yin Bei plucked his ears pretendingly, "Isn't it true that Mr. Zhuyou is actually planning to talk about a little love story? It's fresh."

Lord Zhuyou closed his mouth, regretting that he just casually brought up this topic.

Yin Bei patted him kindly: "Oh, I didn't mean to make fun of you, but you still don't know me? At the beginning, Yuelao wanted to lead me a red thread, so I burned all of his red thread Well, this incident is still a typical failure of their Yuelao Temple."

Mr. Zhuyou was thoughtful: "Then I will also find time to visit Yuelao's."

"Bring some presents." Yin Bei looked innocent, "Since what happened to me, all of us Hades staff have been blacklisted by Yuelao Temple. You have to be kind and don't scare the old man."

Lord Zhuyou looked at him: "You are older than him, why do you call him an old man?"

"Tsk, why are you still so speechless?" Yin Bei rolled up his sleeves, and Lord Zhuyou had already cooked the porridge.

He also brought back a thermos bucket this time, which was pink and had a silly black kitten printed on it. Si Nanxing said it looked like his godson Long Live.

Yin Bei leaned over to take a look: "What are you doing with this thing? You didn't warm it with your magic power last time."

Zhu Youjun directly poured the porridge into the thermos bucket without raising his head: "It looks good."

Yin Bei twitched the corners of his mouth: "Hurry up and take this thing away, I don't allow this style of things to appear in my living range."

Zhu Youjun nodded, turned around and left.

Yin Bei yelled worriedly: "To be honest, don't scare that old man when you go to Yuelao Temple. That old man is very good at touching porcelain, and when he cries, it's so earth-shattering that even a fine speaker would be annoying. "

Zhu Youjun only left one sentence: "I will not make things difficult for him."

Yin Bei shook his head and muttered, "You won't embarrass him, you will only embarrass yourself."

After a few seconds, he came to his senses and yelled angrily: "Meng Shanwu! You wash the pot before you go! Are you human? You don't leave me with a mouthful, and I leave the pot to wash!"

The dignified Emperor Fengdu had a dark face, angrily soaked the pot into the pool, and sent a message to the evil king: "The family is in danger, return quickly."

Taboo Evil Lord was shocked: "What's wrong!"

Emperor Fengdu sent him a picture of the pot: "The bastard dryad lent me the kitchen without washing the pot! Save me!"

Taboo Evil Lord: "...I'll come later, you can leave it alone."

Only then did Yin Bei nestle back on his beanbag sofa with satisfaction, but he lay down for a while, and instead of clicking on the paused game in a hurry, he lowered his eyes and thought about something.

After being dazed for a while, he got up abruptly, rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find something, and finally found a stack of tortoise shells from under the sofa. He held the tortoise shells and shook them in his palm, but stopped when he was about to fall.

He closed his eyes, twitched the tortoise shell under the sofa again, and lay down on the ground as if giving up on himself: "I'm so annoying, don't mind him, I'll carry it when the sky falls."

He casually grabbed the remaining shrimp crackers, poured it into his mouth, and sent a message to Mr. Du'er.

"Turtle."

"Help me find out what dishes are served in the canteen of Hades recently."

Generally, if you like it, ask Du Erjun to deliver food, and if you really like it, you can go out to eat. Yin Bei leaned back on the sofa with satisfaction.

"The wind and the clouds are meeting, and the mountains and rains are about to come. I don't know if he can hold on..."

"In the blink of an eye, it is also the last life. Whether the merits are completed or not, it is all in this life, brother."

He sighed and closed his eyes. If someone saw him, he would find that his brows and eyes were slightly softer when he closed his eyes, and he was actually somewhat similar to Si Nanxing.

The author has something to say: Some people under our little boss are not just talking.

感谢在2021-02-1623:56:28~2021-02-1720:58:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 3 at the beginning of the month;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Seeing the road is uneven, I will lay down 10 bottles; glutinous rice dumplings, 2 bottles of mint tea; Alice Yan, 1 bottle of sweeping; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!