I open the underworld canteen to continue my life
Chapter 36 Brother 8
Lord Zhuyou didn't look surprised at all, and Lord Taboo squinted his eyes: "Didn't Lord Zhuyou already know about this?"
"It turned out that I was the only one kept in the dark, hey, sad."
He covered his heart exaggeratedly, and looked at Lord Zhuyou eagerly, expressing his curiosity about what was going on.
"No." Zhu Youjun glanced at him, "You are not a human, but a ghost."
"Don't I know I'm a ghost? I mean I'm used to it!" The Taboo Evil Lord persisted, "Tsk, don't tell me if you don't tell me, cheapskate."
Seeing that they were about to quarrel, Mr. Du'er sneaked down again quietly, but was spotted by the sharp-eyed Evil Lord in time, squatting on the bank of the Styx River, squinting his eyes and shouting: "Mr. Du'er, where are you going? "
Mr. Du'er froze when he dived, but he didn't answer the words. He blinked his eyelids slowly, even if he was a spirit like Mr. Ye E, he couldn't see anything from his face.
Mr. Du'er whispered, "I thought you all knew."
He paused, then added, "My lord didn't tell you either."
"If you don't tell us, don't tell us...then it doesn't matter if you know." Taboo Evil Lord rolled his eyes and became hesitant, "You've already said half of what you said, why don't you just point it out and tell us the rest."
Mr. Du Er burst out a string of bubbles, and said a little depressed: "Where is the other half?"
It just wants to sink to the bottom of the Styx now, and it always feels that if it talks to the evil king, it will be calculated so that there will be no turtle shell left.
The Taboo Evil Lord showed a kind smile, and said persuasively, "For example, has the boss ever asked about that person before?"
"No." Mr. Du Er replied in a low voice, "Your Excellency never likes to inquire about things, he always went to join in the fun."
"However, he doesn't like to join in the fun on weekdays. He prefers to stay alone and play with his mobile phone."
"I heard from mortals passing by Styx that it's not good to play with mobile phones all the time, and you should try to persuade your lord anytime..."
Taboo Evil Lord twitched the corners of his mouth: "Who asked you this..."
"If you want to know, just ask the emperor directly." Zhu Youjun finished his work and seemed to be planning to leave. He stopped to say this sentence, and he was in a good mood. "If he can know, he won't Hiding it, not letting you know, and not letting you know."
"Tsk, it's not my personality to be straightforward." Taboo Evil Lord propped his chin, ignored him, leaned closer to Lord Du'er, and messed around, "Little Guigui, just tell me? Huh?"
Zhu Youjun shook his head, turned and left.
Behind him, Mr. Du E couldn't bear the stalking of Mr. Taboo, and retreated steadily, stammering: "Yeah, it's nothing... It's just that every time he reincarnates, when he was just born, my lord will let me drive him through hell. He, go to the world to see him."
Taboo Evil Monarch was stunned, there was a daily errand at the Gate of Hell, even the Emperor of the Underworld had to leave a record if he wanted to pass through there, he just didn't want to leave traces when he walked the Styx River.
Taboo Evil Lord thought for a while, and couldn't help but come up with a bold idea: "That can't be the boss's illegitimate son, right? This can explain the merits of that body, and the boss's attitude towards him..."
He turned his head and found that Mr. Du'er looked at him with a mentally handicapped look: "Did you forget that Yuelao wanted to lead the red thread for the adults, but he burned a whole handful of red threads in his hand and couldn't put it on?"
"My lord is born lonely, how can there be any heirs?"
"That's right." Thinking about it carefully, he couldn't resist debating the matter, and the evil king was downcast, "Then I can't figure it out, what can he have to do with Pluto... Every time the boss goes, he just looks at it? Does nothing ?"
Mr. Du Er recalled: "I will stand by his side, read through his life and death book in this life, and then go back."
Taboo Evil Lord remained silent, and after a long time sighed: "I just can't figure out what your lord is thinking."
"You don't have to guess." Mr. Du'e raised his head, "Just ask, my lord is always open."
Taboo Evil Lord sighed distressedly: "It's not my style to be straightforward."
……
At noon the next day, Mr. Zhuyou arrived at Sinanxing's yard as usual. He originally thought he would miss out, because usually Sinanxing would go out to buy ingredients at this time.But today he is lazily lying in the sun in the yard, holding a bowl of noodles, like a cat whose fluff is warmed by the sun.
Seeing Mr. Zhuyou, he smiled and rolled his eyes: "Yo, Mr. Zhuyou is here. I stayed in bed for a while today. Xiaotian went to buy vegetables for me, and Chuifang followed."
"This is probably the vitality of young people. He even carried my little basket."
Zhu Youjun sat down beside him: "It's rare for you to sleep so late, you should sleep a little longer during the day. It can be easier if someone helps you. Why didn't you ask Li Miao to help you buy vegetables before?"
Si Nanxing shook his head slowly: "Do you think a fox can tell the difference between mandarin fish, salmon, and mandarin fish?"
Zhu Youjun was stunned for a moment, thoughtfully: "Maybe he can't tell the difference, he should only be able to tell the difference between chicken wings and chicken feet."
Si Nanxing propped his chin and smiled: "But grocery shopping is not good, and I still have skills in taking care of children. Look over there."
He pouted towards Li Miao who was by the pond, Zhu Youjun looked in the direction he pointed, Li Miao held the kitten by the neck with one hand, pressed it on his lap, and let it look at the tablet in front of him. The colorful FLASH animation on it taught it solemnly: "See? Come, tell me, human beings are good friends of foxes and cannot be eaten."
"And this, chicken, is the best thing in the world."
"Tsk, listen carefully and don't lick my fingers!"
Lord Zhuyou: "..."
"Is it okay for him to teach children like this? Will Long live us be cognitively impaired? At that time, he will treat himself as a little fox or something." Si Nanxing's face was filled with fake worries and genuine gloating .
Zhu Youjun glanced at him wordlessly: "...it doesn't matter."
"I brought you something."
"Huh?" Si Nanxing tilted his head curiously, "Mr. Zhuyou is too polite, what did you bring?"
Zhu Youjun took out a cage from behind as if conjuring, handed it to Si Nanxing, and confessed: "Look at it."
Si Nanxing looked at the birdcage obediently.
Mr. Zhuyou lifted the black cloth covering his head, revealing a big crow with shiny feathers. The crow stared at Si Nanxing. If you observe carefully, you will find a faint red light in its eyes. Sinanxing thought, anyway, Zhuyou The ones brought by you are usually not ordinary crows.
Si Nanxing smacked his lips: "Mr. Zhuyou, it's not that I won't help you. Crows are protected animals in our world and cannot be eaten."
Lord Zhuyou closed his eyes, and said to him patiently: "It's not for you to eat. When the time of the devil is over, it will tell the time."
Si Nanxing took the cage with a smile: "I know it's not for food, isn't this a joke with you? Mr. Zhuyou, you are sometimes too serious."
"Can this bird be released? Will it fly away? Has it a name?"
"No, it's mynah." Zhu Youjun gave Si Nanxing a complicated look, "You don't have to worry about it, it usually goes looking for food by itself."
Si Nanxing responded, and opened the cage gently. The crow didn't rush out of the cage, and took a step towards Si Nanxing, tilting its head to look at him.
Si Nanxing imitated his appearance and tilted his head. The crow fluttered its wings and landed on Si Nanxing's shoulder, saying in a hoarse voice like bristle sandpaper: "Hello, little boss! Little boss is making a fortune! Little boss!" Long live the boss!"
"Gah! Taught by the Evil Monarch!"
Lord Zhuyou: "..."
He didn't expect Taboo Evil Lord to keep such a trick, and he could use this crow to claim credit in front of Si Nanxing before he arrived.
Si Nanxing smiled and rolled his eyes: "As expected of a crow named Starling, it is really extraordinary."
Si Nanxing stretched out his hand to tease it, and the starling cooperated very well, showing an affectionate and flattering dog-leg performance, which made Zhuyou-jun clenched his fists.
Wan Sui probably couldn't restrain the cat's instinct to play with birds, a small furry head kept poking in this direction, and Li Miao couldn't turn back no matter how hard she turned.
"Meow!" It twisted its body, stretched its limbs, and ran away from the fox's grasp. It rushed straight to Sinanxing, and swiftly jumped all the way to Sinanxing's knee.
"Ouch!" Si Nanxing quickly reached out to support it, and Wanzai lowered his body, his fluffy buttocks slowly twisting - this was the precursor to its attack.
Seeing that something was wrong, the starling screamed and fled, scolding as he ran, "Smelly cat! Stinky cat!"
Long Live ignored it, and after chasing away the bird that dared to squat on Si Nanxing's shoulder, he climbed onto Si Nanxing's shoulder by himself, and rubbed his head on his cheek coquettishly.
Si Nanxing sighed sweetly and distressed: "Mr. Zhuyou, that's what happens when you are too popular with small animals. Oh, look, just a few of them are starting to compete for favor, and you can pay them off in the future."
"Where is this?" Li Miao showed the vicissitudes of life of the people who came here, "They haven't transformed yet, but if they really want to transform, then they will be busy."
Si Nanxing pinched Wan Live's two front paws, and said solemnly: "Cub, grow up and transform."
The starling circled around the yard, and finally found a suitable place to stay—it was the tree in Sinanxing's yard that never bloomed. It fell on a branch and was still cursing: "Smelly cat! Stinky cat!"
Li Miao applauded it: "Swear a few more words, I've had a hard time taking care of this brat today, so curse me a few more."
The starling was very cooperative, opening his mouth and scolding: "Smelly dog! Stinky dog!"
"How can there be a dog here?" Li Miao was stunned for a moment, looked around, and then realized that he was the only canine present, and immediately flew into a rage, "Fart! I'm a fox, not a dog!"
"Smelly bird, come down for me!"
"Long live and watch, today I will teach you how to use raw power to catch birds!"
"Meow!"
"Calm down, Li Miao! Hey, don't take off your clothes!"
Li Miao turned her head and said to him while taking off her sunscreen jacket, "It's easy to take off, but it's easy to break the clothes if it deforms in the clothes."
Si Nantian's voice sounded outside the door: "Brother - I'm back!"
He carelessly pushed the door open, and just as he saw Li Miao lift half of her clothes, Chu Fang yelled angrily, "Bold vixen! What are you doing!"
Si Nanxing slowly lay down in his beauty chair, grabbed the magazine on the side and covered his face to avoid himself, and sighed leisurely: "What a leisurely afternoon."
Li Miao was aggrieved: "Little boss, you still call me a dog. There is no chicken on the menu today. I'm going to make trouble!"
Si Nanxing remained silent, pretending that he had fallen asleep.
The author has something to say: Congratulations to the crow for joining the luxury package of all tool people.
感谢在2021-02-0304:18:19~2021-02-0320:10:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:w汐浅x、暖暖得狮子20瓶;离落、百抽全r林静恒、司凝雅洛、一沐鱼一、一觉到天亮w10瓶;昧6瓶;雨歇5瓶;西、奈亚托普、林玊、岐黄殿里的汤头歌1瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
"It turned out that I was the only one kept in the dark, hey, sad."
He covered his heart exaggeratedly, and looked at Lord Zhuyou eagerly, expressing his curiosity about what was going on.
"No." Zhu Youjun glanced at him, "You are not a human, but a ghost."
"Don't I know I'm a ghost? I mean I'm used to it!" The Taboo Evil Lord persisted, "Tsk, don't tell me if you don't tell me, cheapskate."
Seeing that they were about to quarrel, Mr. Du'er sneaked down again quietly, but was spotted by the sharp-eyed Evil Lord in time, squatting on the bank of the Styx River, squinting his eyes and shouting: "Mr. Du'er, where are you going? "
Mr. Du'er froze when he dived, but he didn't answer the words. He blinked his eyelids slowly, even if he was a spirit like Mr. Ye E, he couldn't see anything from his face.
Mr. Du'er whispered, "I thought you all knew."
He paused, then added, "My lord didn't tell you either."
"If you don't tell us, don't tell us...then it doesn't matter if you know." Taboo Evil Lord rolled his eyes and became hesitant, "You've already said half of what you said, why don't you just point it out and tell us the rest."
Mr. Du Er burst out a string of bubbles, and said a little depressed: "Where is the other half?"
It just wants to sink to the bottom of the Styx now, and it always feels that if it talks to the evil king, it will be calculated so that there will be no turtle shell left.
The Taboo Evil Lord showed a kind smile, and said persuasively, "For example, has the boss ever asked about that person before?"
"No." Mr. Du Er replied in a low voice, "Your Excellency never likes to inquire about things, he always went to join in the fun."
"However, he doesn't like to join in the fun on weekdays. He prefers to stay alone and play with his mobile phone."
"I heard from mortals passing by Styx that it's not good to play with mobile phones all the time, and you should try to persuade your lord anytime..."
Taboo Evil Lord twitched the corners of his mouth: "Who asked you this..."
"If you want to know, just ask the emperor directly." Zhu Youjun finished his work and seemed to be planning to leave. He stopped to say this sentence, and he was in a good mood. "If he can know, he won't Hiding it, not letting you know, and not letting you know."
"Tsk, it's not my personality to be straightforward." Taboo Evil Lord propped his chin, ignored him, leaned closer to Lord Du'er, and messed around, "Little Guigui, just tell me? Huh?"
Zhu Youjun shook his head, turned and left.
Behind him, Mr. Du E couldn't bear the stalking of Mr. Taboo, and retreated steadily, stammering: "Yeah, it's nothing... It's just that every time he reincarnates, when he was just born, my lord will let me drive him through hell. He, go to the world to see him."
Taboo Evil Monarch was stunned, there was a daily errand at the Gate of Hell, even the Emperor of the Underworld had to leave a record if he wanted to pass through there, he just didn't want to leave traces when he walked the Styx River.
Taboo Evil Lord thought for a while, and couldn't help but come up with a bold idea: "That can't be the boss's illegitimate son, right? This can explain the merits of that body, and the boss's attitude towards him..."
He turned his head and found that Mr. Du'er looked at him with a mentally handicapped look: "Did you forget that Yuelao wanted to lead the red thread for the adults, but he burned a whole handful of red threads in his hand and couldn't put it on?"
"My lord is born lonely, how can there be any heirs?"
"That's right." Thinking about it carefully, he couldn't resist debating the matter, and the evil king was downcast, "Then I can't figure it out, what can he have to do with Pluto... Every time the boss goes, he just looks at it? Does nothing ?"
Mr. Du Er recalled: "I will stand by his side, read through his life and death book in this life, and then go back."
Taboo Evil Lord remained silent, and after a long time sighed: "I just can't figure out what your lord is thinking."
"You don't have to guess." Mr. Du'e raised his head, "Just ask, my lord is always open."
Taboo Evil Lord sighed distressedly: "It's not my style to be straightforward."
……
At noon the next day, Mr. Zhuyou arrived at Sinanxing's yard as usual. He originally thought he would miss out, because usually Sinanxing would go out to buy ingredients at this time.But today he is lazily lying in the sun in the yard, holding a bowl of noodles, like a cat whose fluff is warmed by the sun.
Seeing Mr. Zhuyou, he smiled and rolled his eyes: "Yo, Mr. Zhuyou is here. I stayed in bed for a while today. Xiaotian went to buy vegetables for me, and Chuifang followed."
"This is probably the vitality of young people. He even carried my little basket."
Zhu Youjun sat down beside him: "It's rare for you to sleep so late, you should sleep a little longer during the day. It can be easier if someone helps you. Why didn't you ask Li Miao to help you buy vegetables before?"
Si Nanxing shook his head slowly: "Do you think a fox can tell the difference between mandarin fish, salmon, and mandarin fish?"
Zhu Youjun was stunned for a moment, thoughtfully: "Maybe he can't tell the difference, he should only be able to tell the difference between chicken wings and chicken feet."
Si Nanxing propped his chin and smiled: "But grocery shopping is not good, and I still have skills in taking care of children. Look over there."
He pouted towards Li Miao who was by the pond, Zhu Youjun looked in the direction he pointed, Li Miao held the kitten by the neck with one hand, pressed it on his lap, and let it look at the tablet in front of him. The colorful FLASH animation on it taught it solemnly: "See? Come, tell me, human beings are good friends of foxes and cannot be eaten."
"And this, chicken, is the best thing in the world."
"Tsk, listen carefully and don't lick my fingers!"
Lord Zhuyou: "..."
"Is it okay for him to teach children like this? Will Long live us be cognitively impaired? At that time, he will treat himself as a little fox or something." Si Nanxing's face was filled with fake worries and genuine gloating .
Zhu Youjun glanced at him wordlessly: "...it doesn't matter."
"I brought you something."
"Huh?" Si Nanxing tilted his head curiously, "Mr. Zhuyou is too polite, what did you bring?"
Zhu Youjun took out a cage from behind as if conjuring, handed it to Si Nanxing, and confessed: "Look at it."
Si Nanxing looked at the birdcage obediently.
Mr. Zhuyou lifted the black cloth covering his head, revealing a big crow with shiny feathers. The crow stared at Si Nanxing. If you observe carefully, you will find a faint red light in its eyes. Sinanxing thought, anyway, Zhuyou The ones brought by you are usually not ordinary crows.
Si Nanxing smacked his lips: "Mr. Zhuyou, it's not that I won't help you. Crows are protected animals in our world and cannot be eaten."
Lord Zhuyou closed his eyes, and said to him patiently: "It's not for you to eat. When the time of the devil is over, it will tell the time."
Si Nanxing took the cage with a smile: "I know it's not for food, isn't this a joke with you? Mr. Zhuyou, you are sometimes too serious."
"Can this bird be released? Will it fly away? Has it a name?"
"No, it's mynah." Zhu Youjun gave Si Nanxing a complicated look, "You don't have to worry about it, it usually goes looking for food by itself."
Si Nanxing responded, and opened the cage gently. The crow didn't rush out of the cage, and took a step towards Si Nanxing, tilting its head to look at him.
Si Nanxing imitated his appearance and tilted his head. The crow fluttered its wings and landed on Si Nanxing's shoulder, saying in a hoarse voice like bristle sandpaper: "Hello, little boss! Little boss is making a fortune! Little boss!" Long live the boss!"
"Gah! Taught by the Evil Monarch!"
Lord Zhuyou: "..."
He didn't expect Taboo Evil Lord to keep such a trick, and he could use this crow to claim credit in front of Si Nanxing before he arrived.
Si Nanxing smiled and rolled his eyes: "As expected of a crow named Starling, it is really extraordinary."
Si Nanxing stretched out his hand to tease it, and the starling cooperated very well, showing an affectionate and flattering dog-leg performance, which made Zhuyou-jun clenched his fists.
Wan Sui probably couldn't restrain the cat's instinct to play with birds, a small furry head kept poking in this direction, and Li Miao couldn't turn back no matter how hard she turned.
"Meow!" It twisted its body, stretched its limbs, and ran away from the fox's grasp. It rushed straight to Sinanxing, and swiftly jumped all the way to Sinanxing's knee.
"Ouch!" Si Nanxing quickly reached out to support it, and Wanzai lowered his body, his fluffy buttocks slowly twisting - this was the precursor to its attack.
Seeing that something was wrong, the starling screamed and fled, scolding as he ran, "Smelly cat! Stinky cat!"
Long Live ignored it, and after chasing away the bird that dared to squat on Si Nanxing's shoulder, he climbed onto Si Nanxing's shoulder by himself, and rubbed his head on his cheek coquettishly.
Si Nanxing sighed sweetly and distressed: "Mr. Zhuyou, that's what happens when you are too popular with small animals. Oh, look, just a few of them are starting to compete for favor, and you can pay them off in the future."
"Where is this?" Li Miao showed the vicissitudes of life of the people who came here, "They haven't transformed yet, but if they really want to transform, then they will be busy."
Si Nanxing pinched Wan Live's two front paws, and said solemnly: "Cub, grow up and transform."
The starling circled around the yard, and finally found a suitable place to stay—it was the tree in Sinanxing's yard that never bloomed. It fell on a branch and was still cursing: "Smelly cat! Stinky cat!"
Li Miao applauded it: "Swear a few more words, I've had a hard time taking care of this brat today, so curse me a few more."
The starling was very cooperative, opening his mouth and scolding: "Smelly dog! Stinky dog!"
"How can there be a dog here?" Li Miao was stunned for a moment, looked around, and then realized that he was the only canine present, and immediately flew into a rage, "Fart! I'm a fox, not a dog!"
"Smelly bird, come down for me!"
"Long live and watch, today I will teach you how to use raw power to catch birds!"
"Meow!"
"Calm down, Li Miao! Hey, don't take off your clothes!"
Li Miao turned her head and said to him while taking off her sunscreen jacket, "It's easy to take off, but it's easy to break the clothes if it deforms in the clothes."
Si Nantian's voice sounded outside the door: "Brother - I'm back!"
He carelessly pushed the door open, and just as he saw Li Miao lift half of her clothes, Chu Fang yelled angrily, "Bold vixen! What are you doing!"
Si Nanxing slowly lay down in his beauty chair, grabbed the magazine on the side and covered his face to avoid himself, and sighed leisurely: "What a leisurely afternoon."
Li Miao was aggrieved: "Little boss, you still call me a dog. There is no chicken on the menu today. I'm going to make trouble!"
Si Nanxing remained silent, pretending that he had fallen asleep.
The author has something to say: Congratulations to the crow for joining the luxury package of all tool people.
感谢在2021-02-0304:18:19~2021-02-0320:10:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:w汐浅x、暖暖得狮子20瓶;离落、百抽全r林静恒、司凝雅洛、一沐鱼一、一觉到天亮w10瓶;昧6瓶;雨歇5瓶;西、奈亚托普、林玊、岐黄殿里的汤头歌1瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
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