I open the underworld canteen to continue my life
Chapter 35 Takeaway
Sinanxing opened his mouth, and Lord Zhuyou didn't force it. He lowered his eyes and turned around to step into the dark hell. Sinanxing called him from behind: "Mr. Zhuyou, you still ordered the squirrel mandarin fish tomorrow." , don’t forget to come and eat.”
Zhu Youjun paused, then turned his head slightly: "Okay, I'll write it down."
Chui Fang watched from behind with displeasure: "Tsk, what did you ask him to do?"
Si Nanxing found him strange: "What's wrong with greeting regular customers? It's you, why do you have such a big opinion on Zhu Youjun?"
Chui Fang didn't make a fuss when he mentioned this anger, and counted Zhu Youjun's evil deeds with his fingers: "Just now he said to let me sleep in the utility room! He always thinks I'm in the way, and always says that he knew that he wouldn't take me away. I've taken it!"
Si Nanxing sounded a little wrong: "You describe it like this...it makes us feel like we are remarried and reorganizing a family. You are the oil bottle I brought, and Mr. Zhu You is the stepfather with whom you don't have a good relationship. "
"Damn!" Chui Fang was so angry that he flew into the air, "He still wants to be my father! Dreaming!"
Si Nantian looked left and right, no matter how he looked at the group around his brother, they didn't look like people. For a moment, he wondered what kind of money his cousin was earning.
He boldly took a step forward, rubbed against Si Nanxing, and asked, "Brother, are you going to become a Taoist priest?"
Si Nanxing laughed: "What's the matter, in your eyes only Taoists can catch ghosts?"
Si Nantian scratched his head: "It's not...it's you..."
He also raised the sword in his hand.
Si Nanxing cleared his throat: "I'm just a passerby who catches ghosts for justice."
Si Nantian: "..."
"Oh, don't look at me like that." Si Nanxing reached out and hooked Si Nantian's shoulder, and then found that there was a little difference in height, so he put his hand down again, "It's not that I can't tell you, but we have to make a unified statement , don’t tell my mother, your mother, my father, your father, and our seven aunts and eight aunts..."
"Otherwise, they might pack us up and send us to a mental hospital."
Si Nantian nodded curiously and agreed, "I'm sure I won't tell anyone."
Only then did Si Nanxing speak: "Everything has to start from the very beginning..."
……
At the same time, Mr. Zhuyou returned to the underworld. When the passers-by saw him, they couldn't avoid him as usual, and greeted him with a smile: "Mr. Zhuyou, you just came back from the little boss?"
Lord Zhuyou was a little confused, but he also nodded.
All the way back to his mansion, he suddenly sensed a strong sense of resentment from behind him, turned his head abruptly, and the taboo evil king leaned behind him and said quietly: "Mr. Zhuyou, it's midnight, I heard that you gave someone away Come here, grab your trousers and run over there, I thought you brought back something delicious, but in the end you brought me a lot of trouble!"
Lord Zhuyou ignored his nonsense: "I'm afraid he has something to do with the person who created the illusion at the gate of hell. You have always dealt with such unsuitable punishments for the emperor's crimes."
"Hmph, even if it's my job, you don't know how to bring some good things back to reward me." Taboo Evil Lord snorted and looked him up and down, "I thought you secretly brought food back by yourself , came to block you, but you came back empty-handed."
"Hey, why didn't you stay at the junior brother's house for personal protection today?"
"It's not your junior brother." If someone else saw that he couldn't correct his address, most of them would have given up on it. Only Mr. Zhuyou, he never tires of bothering him every time.
He has been in the human world for a long time, and it seems that he has grown a little bit in the way of the world. He heard the irony in the words of the evil king, and he glanced at him, "I can't let go, but because he is too weak."
"Then you are overprotective too." Taboo Evil Lord glanced at him with a half-smile, "I'm afraid Mr. Zhuyou has moved his heart."
"It's just that he's too weak." Zhuyoujun said with a straight face, and he emphasized his reasons again, "You will get sick in the wind and rain, and you will die easily when you meet demons and ghosts. Even if you are just hungry and thirsty, you will feel uncomfortable. The pampered one in the Three Realms, and Si Nanxing is the best among them, outstanding."
The once personal taboo evil king felt that he had to justify the name of human beings. He muttered: "Every living guy is like this, how can Zhu Youjun learn to satirize people?"
He looked into Lord Shangzhuyou's non-smiling eyes, and realized that he said this seriously, without any teasing.
Taboo Evil Lord laughed dumbly: "All right, all right."
Zhu Youjun stood in place, dressed in black, with a tall and straight figure, he always stood like this, and his posture was not at all the same as Sinanxing's swaying, whatever.
He lowered his eyes and asked, "How do you protect such a person so that he is safe and sound?"
Taboo Evil Lord paused as he swayed out, and rarely made fun of him, showing a look of nostalgia: "Such a person can't be trapped, can't be caught, it's obvious that the mud bodhisattva crosses the river and he can't protect himself, but he still Thinking about those who are weaker and smaller than him."
"What can I do? I can only get used to it."
Lord Zhuyou looked at him sideways, and Lord Taboo smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "It's really hard for you, Lord Zhuyou, come on."
Zhu Youjun put on a straight face: "Are you free to do? Not enough work?"
"Look at you, you really can't talk." Taboo Evil Rolled his eyes angrily, "I sent you a bird! Our starling! The pre-employment training in the underworld cafeteria is done, do you still want it? No I can take it back."
Zhu Youjun stretched out his hand: "Bring it."
The Taboo Evil Lord reluctantly handed over a birdcage covered with black cloth: "Don't open it yet, I cast a spell on it, and the first person it sees after a while is its owner. "
Mr. Zhuyou nodded, and Mr. Taboo was used to his attitude, and he didn't bother to get angry with him. He was about to turn around and leave, but Mr. Zhuyou stopped him again.
Zhu Youjun asked: "Sinan Xingna plans to start a food delivery business, so let's take care of our underworld first, do you have any candidates for food delivery?"
The alarm bells were ringing in the taboo evil king's heart, and he stepped back two steps: "I'm gone! I'm really gone! You've got all my birds! You can't just leave me alone!"
Zhu Youjun was speechless: "... I didn't tell you to come out, so I just asked if you have any candidates."
Taboo Evil Lord rubbed his chin: "If you say that, I really can't think of anyone. Those who are too good will not be willing to help deliver food, and those who are not good may be robbed by lonely souls and wild ghosts halfway. It's easy to find someone."
Zhu Youjun looked at him: "I have someone to choose."
"Who is it?" Taboo Evil Lord pretended to listen attentively, "I just thought that the little idiot from the fox tribe might be willing, but the underworld is not a place where ordinary monsters can come in casually. Last time I caught the Ba snake. , It’s only been a few days of interrogation, and it’s almost like a snake.”
Lord Zhuyou looked at him: "Mr. Du'er."
"Who?" Taboo Eunuch doubted his ears for a moment.
Lord Zhuyou didn't cooperate with him: "You heard clearly."
Taboo Evil Lord couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I heard it clearly, but I just can't believe it! You can say this, you can't just bully someone like this just because Lord Du'er is honest!"
"He is suitable." Lord Zhuyou said clearly, "He is a rare monster who can travel to and from the underworld and cross the River of Styx. He walks the River of Styx quickly, and he can't meet ghosts..."
"My good fellow, your bad idea is still well thought out!" Taboo Lord couldn't believe it, "But he is also one of the ten kings of the underworld after all! Mr. Zhuyou, don't talk about turning your elbow outward. Did you turn your elbow? Did you forget that the little boss home forgot to bring it back?"
"Why don't you give him the entire underworld! Why don't you say let our emperor deliver food to others!"
Zhu Youjun squinted at him: "If you help the Emperor with his work, he will definitely be willing to go out and deliver food."
Taboo Evil Lord just wanted to refute, but in the end he weakened his momentum: "Don't say it, it's really possible."
"But I still think something is wrong with you."
"Hey, no, listen to me, why are you going?"
Lord Zhuyou didn't turn his head back: "What's the trouble with you, I'll go directly to ask Lord Du E."
"No." Taboo Evil Lord said with a serious expression, "Wait a minute, I'll go with you!"
"If you open your mouth and someone gets angry and beats you, I have to..."
Zhu Youjun turned his head to look at him, and the taboo evil gentleman clenched the mobile phone in his hand, "I have to find someone to save him! If you fight back, you might be beaten to death by him."
"It's okay." Zhuyou-jun comforted him, "Du E-jun resists beating."
Taboo Evil Lord was shocked: "You really want to fight back!"
The two came to the side of the Styx River one after the other.
The color of the Styx River is deep, and ordinary people will feel that their spirits are unstable just by looking at it. Occasionally, they can see shining stars in the slowly flowing dark water. Once the Styx River flows back once in a hundred years, they will be carried by the river and pass by the bank, looking from a distance to see if there is anyone waiting for them.
Mr. Du'er lives here.
Underneath the deep black Styx River, a black tortoise head with a hidden dragon shape rose up, revealing a dark and shiny carapace and a thick and long tail snake head.
"Mr. Zhuyou, Lord of Evil." Lord Du'e's voice sounded, as low as thunder, and he said slowly, "I can only take the emperor across the River of Styx, if the two of you want to go to the world, you can only go through the gate of hell. "
As he said that, he was about to sink, Zhu Youjun took a step forward: "I don't want to cross the Styx River, I have something to look for you."
Mr. Du'er sank for a moment, then floated up again slowly, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Taboo Evil Lord can spend his free time looking at Lord Zhuyou, but he wants to see how this serious guy can persuade others.
Lord Zhuyou asked: "I remember that living things cannot cross the River Styx, but can rice pass?"
Mr. Du Er stayed for a while, then said in a low voice, "I'm not out of my mind, I can't turn around, if you have anything to do, just tell me."
Lord Zhuyou didn't make any detours, and nodded: "The person who runs the cafeteria of the underworld wants to deliver food to the underworld, and asked if you would like to help."
"So that's what happened." Not only was Du E-jun not angry, but he also agreed casually, "Okay, can we start tomorrow?"
Lord Taboo Evil widened his eyes, and quickly stopped him: "Wait! Lord Du'er, you, you just agreed? You don't ask other questions..."
Mr. Du'er looked at him: "The emperor said, whoever is involved, he will help if he can. It's just a meal. It's not a problem."
"Emperor..." Taboo Evil Lord was a little dazed. The same proposal was made by the cafeteria of the Hades before. Seeing that there was a lot of nonsense, the lord agreed directly. All the links went smoothly. I am afraid that the emperor secretly explained it.
Taboo Evil Lord couldn't help but scratched his head: "I don't know how many surprises my junior brother still has? It won't have anything to do with the Great Emperor, right?"
The author has something to say: I am staying up late this night... I will try to go to bed early tomorrow!
Then the nutrient solution broke 1K!Let's show everyone a unique skill on the weekend to celebrate!thank you all!
感谢在2021-02-0220:50:08~2021-02-0304:18:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Dengchu; 1 bottle of Niatop and Wanxia; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Zhu Youjun paused, then turned his head slightly: "Okay, I'll write it down."
Chui Fang watched from behind with displeasure: "Tsk, what did you ask him to do?"
Si Nanxing found him strange: "What's wrong with greeting regular customers? It's you, why do you have such a big opinion on Zhu Youjun?"
Chui Fang didn't make a fuss when he mentioned this anger, and counted Zhu Youjun's evil deeds with his fingers: "Just now he said to let me sleep in the utility room! He always thinks I'm in the way, and always says that he knew that he wouldn't take me away. I've taken it!"
Si Nanxing sounded a little wrong: "You describe it like this...it makes us feel like we are remarried and reorganizing a family. You are the oil bottle I brought, and Mr. Zhu You is the stepfather with whom you don't have a good relationship. "
"Damn!" Chui Fang was so angry that he flew into the air, "He still wants to be my father! Dreaming!"
Si Nantian looked left and right, no matter how he looked at the group around his brother, they didn't look like people. For a moment, he wondered what kind of money his cousin was earning.
He boldly took a step forward, rubbed against Si Nanxing, and asked, "Brother, are you going to become a Taoist priest?"
Si Nanxing laughed: "What's the matter, in your eyes only Taoists can catch ghosts?"
Si Nantian scratched his head: "It's not...it's you..."
He also raised the sword in his hand.
Si Nanxing cleared his throat: "I'm just a passerby who catches ghosts for justice."
Si Nantian: "..."
"Oh, don't look at me like that." Si Nanxing reached out and hooked Si Nantian's shoulder, and then found that there was a little difference in height, so he put his hand down again, "It's not that I can't tell you, but we have to make a unified statement , don’t tell my mother, your mother, my father, your father, and our seven aunts and eight aunts..."
"Otherwise, they might pack us up and send us to a mental hospital."
Si Nantian nodded curiously and agreed, "I'm sure I won't tell anyone."
Only then did Si Nanxing speak: "Everything has to start from the very beginning..."
……
At the same time, Mr. Zhuyou returned to the underworld. When the passers-by saw him, they couldn't avoid him as usual, and greeted him with a smile: "Mr. Zhuyou, you just came back from the little boss?"
Lord Zhuyou was a little confused, but he also nodded.
All the way back to his mansion, he suddenly sensed a strong sense of resentment from behind him, turned his head abruptly, and the taboo evil king leaned behind him and said quietly: "Mr. Zhuyou, it's midnight, I heard that you gave someone away Come here, grab your trousers and run over there, I thought you brought back something delicious, but in the end you brought me a lot of trouble!"
Lord Zhuyou ignored his nonsense: "I'm afraid he has something to do with the person who created the illusion at the gate of hell. You have always dealt with such unsuitable punishments for the emperor's crimes."
"Hmph, even if it's my job, you don't know how to bring some good things back to reward me." Taboo Evil Lord snorted and looked him up and down, "I thought you secretly brought food back by yourself , came to block you, but you came back empty-handed."
"Hey, why didn't you stay at the junior brother's house for personal protection today?"
"It's not your junior brother." If someone else saw that he couldn't correct his address, most of them would have given up on it. Only Mr. Zhuyou, he never tires of bothering him every time.
He has been in the human world for a long time, and it seems that he has grown a little bit in the way of the world. He heard the irony in the words of the evil king, and he glanced at him, "I can't let go, but because he is too weak."
"Then you are overprotective too." Taboo Evil Lord glanced at him with a half-smile, "I'm afraid Mr. Zhuyou has moved his heart."
"It's just that he's too weak." Zhuyoujun said with a straight face, and he emphasized his reasons again, "You will get sick in the wind and rain, and you will die easily when you meet demons and ghosts. Even if you are just hungry and thirsty, you will feel uncomfortable. The pampered one in the Three Realms, and Si Nanxing is the best among them, outstanding."
The once personal taboo evil king felt that he had to justify the name of human beings. He muttered: "Every living guy is like this, how can Zhu Youjun learn to satirize people?"
He looked into Lord Shangzhuyou's non-smiling eyes, and realized that he said this seriously, without any teasing.
Taboo Evil Lord laughed dumbly: "All right, all right."
Zhu Youjun stood in place, dressed in black, with a tall and straight figure, he always stood like this, and his posture was not at all the same as Sinanxing's swaying, whatever.
He lowered his eyes and asked, "How do you protect such a person so that he is safe and sound?"
Taboo Evil Lord paused as he swayed out, and rarely made fun of him, showing a look of nostalgia: "Such a person can't be trapped, can't be caught, it's obvious that the mud bodhisattva crosses the river and he can't protect himself, but he still Thinking about those who are weaker and smaller than him."
"What can I do? I can only get used to it."
Lord Zhuyou looked at him sideways, and Lord Taboo smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "It's really hard for you, Lord Zhuyou, come on."
Zhu Youjun put on a straight face: "Are you free to do? Not enough work?"
"Look at you, you really can't talk." Taboo Evil Rolled his eyes angrily, "I sent you a bird! Our starling! The pre-employment training in the underworld cafeteria is done, do you still want it? No I can take it back."
Zhu Youjun stretched out his hand: "Bring it."
The Taboo Evil Lord reluctantly handed over a birdcage covered with black cloth: "Don't open it yet, I cast a spell on it, and the first person it sees after a while is its owner. "
Mr. Zhuyou nodded, and Mr. Taboo was used to his attitude, and he didn't bother to get angry with him. He was about to turn around and leave, but Mr. Zhuyou stopped him again.
Zhu Youjun asked: "Sinan Xingna plans to start a food delivery business, so let's take care of our underworld first, do you have any candidates for food delivery?"
The alarm bells were ringing in the taboo evil king's heart, and he stepped back two steps: "I'm gone! I'm really gone! You've got all my birds! You can't just leave me alone!"
Zhu Youjun was speechless: "... I didn't tell you to come out, so I just asked if you have any candidates."
Taboo Evil Lord rubbed his chin: "If you say that, I really can't think of anyone. Those who are too good will not be willing to help deliver food, and those who are not good may be robbed by lonely souls and wild ghosts halfway. It's easy to find someone."
Zhu Youjun looked at him: "I have someone to choose."
"Who is it?" Taboo Evil Lord pretended to listen attentively, "I just thought that the little idiot from the fox tribe might be willing, but the underworld is not a place where ordinary monsters can come in casually. Last time I caught the Ba snake. , It’s only been a few days of interrogation, and it’s almost like a snake.”
Lord Zhuyou looked at him: "Mr. Du'er."
"Who?" Taboo Eunuch doubted his ears for a moment.
Lord Zhuyou didn't cooperate with him: "You heard clearly."
Taboo Evil Lord couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I heard it clearly, but I just can't believe it! You can say this, you can't just bully someone like this just because Lord Du'er is honest!"
"He is suitable." Lord Zhuyou said clearly, "He is a rare monster who can travel to and from the underworld and cross the River of Styx. He walks the River of Styx quickly, and he can't meet ghosts..."
"My good fellow, your bad idea is still well thought out!" Taboo Lord couldn't believe it, "But he is also one of the ten kings of the underworld after all! Mr. Zhuyou, don't talk about turning your elbow outward. Did you turn your elbow? Did you forget that the little boss home forgot to bring it back?"
"Why don't you give him the entire underworld! Why don't you say let our emperor deliver food to others!"
Zhu Youjun squinted at him: "If you help the Emperor with his work, he will definitely be willing to go out and deliver food."
Taboo Evil Lord just wanted to refute, but in the end he weakened his momentum: "Don't say it, it's really possible."
"But I still think something is wrong with you."
"Hey, no, listen to me, why are you going?"
Lord Zhuyou didn't turn his head back: "What's the trouble with you, I'll go directly to ask Lord Du E."
"No." Taboo Evil Lord said with a serious expression, "Wait a minute, I'll go with you!"
"If you open your mouth and someone gets angry and beats you, I have to..."
Zhu Youjun turned his head to look at him, and the taboo evil gentleman clenched the mobile phone in his hand, "I have to find someone to save him! If you fight back, you might be beaten to death by him."
"It's okay." Zhuyou-jun comforted him, "Du E-jun resists beating."
Taboo Evil Lord was shocked: "You really want to fight back!"
The two came to the side of the Styx River one after the other.
The color of the Styx River is deep, and ordinary people will feel that their spirits are unstable just by looking at it. Occasionally, they can see shining stars in the slowly flowing dark water. Once the Styx River flows back once in a hundred years, they will be carried by the river and pass by the bank, looking from a distance to see if there is anyone waiting for them.
Mr. Du'er lives here.
Underneath the deep black Styx River, a black tortoise head with a hidden dragon shape rose up, revealing a dark and shiny carapace and a thick and long tail snake head.
"Mr. Zhuyou, Lord of Evil." Lord Du'e's voice sounded, as low as thunder, and he said slowly, "I can only take the emperor across the River of Styx, if the two of you want to go to the world, you can only go through the gate of hell. "
As he said that, he was about to sink, Zhu Youjun took a step forward: "I don't want to cross the Styx River, I have something to look for you."
Mr. Du'er sank for a moment, then floated up again slowly, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Taboo Evil Lord can spend his free time looking at Lord Zhuyou, but he wants to see how this serious guy can persuade others.
Lord Zhuyou asked: "I remember that living things cannot cross the River Styx, but can rice pass?"
Mr. Du Er stayed for a while, then said in a low voice, "I'm not out of my mind, I can't turn around, if you have anything to do, just tell me."
Lord Zhuyou didn't make any detours, and nodded: "The person who runs the cafeteria of the underworld wants to deliver food to the underworld, and asked if you would like to help."
"So that's what happened." Not only was Du E-jun not angry, but he also agreed casually, "Okay, can we start tomorrow?"
Lord Taboo Evil widened his eyes, and quickly stopped him: "Wait! Lord Du'er, you, you just agreed? You don't ask other questions..."
Mr. Du'er looked at him: "The emperor said, whoever is involved, he will help if he can. It's just a meal. It's not a problem."
"Emperor..." Taboo Evil Lord was a little dazed. The same proposal was made by the cafeteria of the Hades before. Seeing that there was a lot of nonsense, the lord agreed directly. All the links went smoothly. I am afraid that the emperor secretly explained it.
Taboo Evil Lord couldn't help but scratched his head: "I don't know how many surprises my junior brother still has? It won't have anything to do with the Great Emperor, right?"
The author has something to say: I am staying up late this night... I will try to go to bed early tomorrow!
Then the nutrient solution broke 1K!Let's show everyone a unique skill on the weekend to celebrate!thank you all!
感谢在2021-02-0220:50:08~2021-02-0304:18:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Dengchu; 1 bottle of Niatop and Wanxia; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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