Daily life of roommates

Although I knew when I entered the university on the first day that I was destined to leave here in four years, I just didn't expect that the four years, which are so far away for young people, would come so soon, so fast that it seemed to come unexpectedly.

The happy collective life of 2B youths seems to have come to an end, and the entire dormitory building has gradually become deserted and desolate.Those who have found a way out have moved out one after another, or are already busy making a living before graduation, preparing for the future workplace.

It's so clean that a bird that eats up all the food falls into the forest, and ends up in a vast expanse of whiteness...

In the second half of the senior year, the 2-bedroom students cannot avoid the custom, and they start to get together less and leave more.

Everyone's situation is different——Wanfuhe and Gouyi are busy looking for a job; Fat Meng is not in a hurry to find a job, saying that he wants to go to a remote town with Tong Zhuo to eat delicious food; Shao Lang has signed a contract to be a small artist, Now he is running around with his agent and has no time to spare; Tao Jin seems to have planned to go abroad as soon as he graduates, he has learned languages ​​for a long time, and he is taking TOEFL, IELTS and GRE exams; Yuejian is even more rare to get a glimpse of Ping Zongxiaying, and I don't see him looking for a job.

By June, everyone had where to go.

Gou Yi found a job as a clerk in a small-scale company in this city, and he didn't have high requirements, as long as he could stay in City X, he could gain some work experience, ride a donkey to find a donkey, and then slowly change jobs or something.

Wanfuhe, on the other hand, attached great importance to his first formal job, worked hard until the end, and was finally recruited by a big company. Although he only started from the lowest level, he was full of expectations for his career.

Tao Jin's visa for studying abroad also came down. He was very happy and said that he would treat everyone to a meal.Wan Fuhe said that since this is the case, there is no need to pay the bill alone, and everyone will share it equally, so let's treat it as a breakup meal.

There is always a meal for a breakup.As a summary of the past life and a prospect of the new life, this meal is full of sadness and hope.

The place to eat is the off-campus restaurant they often go to, the price is affordable and there is a discount.In order not to make the atmosphere too sad, they found a more relaxed way to drink - each said a funny thing to remember the college career that was about to pass away, and if they couldn't say anything or went off topic, they would be punished with alcohol.

Tao Jin said one thing: "I remember when I was in Chinese class, the teacher said that "zi" is a commonly used suffix, such as "table", "stool", "ruffian", "orange", and then let us list other suffixes. For example, Mei Shao, who slept next door, stood up and said: Underpants, bras and so on. I still admired him very much at the time, and his thinking is really broad.”

Gouyi was the second to speak: "I have something to say to the cafeteria. I think potatoes are omnipotent for the cafeteria. In Kung Pao Chicken it is diced chicken, in boiled pork slices it is meat slices, in curry beef it is It's beef, and so on... I don't know what to do in the school cafeteria if there are no potatoes—Pangmeng, don't you feel it? You must have discovered your favorite food, right?"

Fat Meng said, "Me?... Uh, there seems to be some... I think potatoes are delicious and not expensive."

Next, Fat Meng also said something that he thought was interesting——

"There used to be a sign on the school lawn, which said: Step on my head today, and plant it on your grave tomorrow. It seems that the lawn is very well protected, without a single footprint or anything."

Everyone took turns telling each other interesting things that they loved, and they were fined for drinking if they were not funny. Gradually, the sorrowful and sad atmosphere began to dissipate. Gaining the upper hand, regardless of whether tomorrow is the end of the world or an alien invasion, anyway, if there is wine today, the present is drunk, and the few people hooked their shoulders together and started talking nonsense.

Shao Lang said: "Oh hehe, I am a person, if handsome can be eaten, then I can feed the whole world."

Tao Jin drank a glass of wine, put it down, wiped his mouth and said, "Hey! If your face can be used as a condom, then you can make human beings extinct."

Shao Lang patted the table, "Who are you talking about?!"

Tao Jin did his part, "I'll say whoever is crazy, his tone is worse than beriberi!"

Shao Lang said: "You are talking nonsense! I don't even believe in punctuation!"

Gou Yi stepped in to persuade the fight, and sang, "Today is a good day, everything you want can come true; tomorrow is a good day, open the door and let's welcome the spring breeze~"

They really hoped that a fight would turn into jade, but Tao Jin and Shao Lang ignored him and focused on bickering, each of them getting worse than the other, as if if they didn't kill each other today, they wouldn't be able to get rid of it tomorrow.

Wan Fuhe couldn't stand it anymore, but his method of persuading the fight was much more technical. He immediately sighed and said, "Do you still remember that in the freshman year of high school, we signed a treaty not to allow each other to fall in love?"

The 2 sleepers muted their voices, stopped their respective activities, and looked at him together.

Chubby Meng's cheeks were swollen, and he said, "Is there anything?"

Gou Yi said: "Yes, there is such a thing."

Wan Fuhe said solemnly and calmly: "I brought the original of this treaty today. Let it be a proof and settlement of our youth." He took out a piece of paper from his pocket.

Spread it out, there are really one, two, three, four on the paper, and below are the signatures of everyone.

Shao Lang said: "Oh hehe, Uncle Fu, although you are thoughtful, you are too thoughtful. In fact, you see, there is no need for this thing at all. Is the relationship between us a pure man-male relationship? .”

Wan Fuhe said: "Actually, I also regret it a bit. Is it because of this treaty that you and Tao Jin have not always gotten along well?"

Tao Jin said: "Fuck! How can I get along with him without this contract?!"

Shao Lang said: "Oh hehe, even if there is such a treaty, if I want to get along with him, I can't stop it. It's just that we don't get along."

Wan Fuhe said: "Really? I still don't believe it—I actually wanted to say that the reason why you two have been fighting like this for four years is because—in fact, you are attracted to each other, but you can't be together. Together, so when things go against each other, we act like we hate each other and try our best to suppress..."

Tao Jin said: "Fuck! You want me to spit out what I just ate?! I want to be with him?!... I don't know what he thinks, don't you know what kind of person I am?"

Shao Lang said: "You think I still don't agree! Wanfuhe! Don't spit blood!"

Wan Fuhe said, "You say there is no such thing, so how do you prove it?"

Tao Jin said, "How about I beat him up?"

Wan Fuhe said: "It's not good, it's more like being slandered and turned into anger."

Shao Lang said: "Don't let us fight, do you want us to have a shot to show our innocence?"

Wan Fuhe said: "This is good, this is good! Let's use this to prove it - if you two dare to kiss and nothing happens, then I believe that you two really have nothing to do."

Tao Jin and Shao Lang just glanced at each other, and then they stepped forward together and beat up Wanfuhe.

Shao Lang scolded while beating: "You've counted us for four years in a decent way... I know you're the most boring fake straight man. You said earlier that brother would introduce you to some strong men with broken places or something. You have free time to plot against your brother!"

Wan Fuhe took a defensive posture, and said seriously while being beaten: "You can hit me, but remember to prove it later."

Gou Yi held his chin beside him for a while, and said, "Well, I think this is a good idea—to celebrate your graduation, let's have a kiss."

Shao Lang stepped in and beat him.

How could Gou Yi have earned his reputation and escaped with first-class merit, and he jumped away while arguing, "What's the matter with kissing one? Anyway, that agreement won't take effect anymore, so please open your eyes—is it fat and cute?"

Fat Meng was still eating steadily, without raising his head, he said, "En!"

In the end, if the crowd got into a mess, they had to find an arbitration.

Foodies are not worth it, only Xiao Yue is left to meet.The magic stick is quite suitable for this occasion.

A few people were like going to the fortune-teller before the Spartan war to ask God for divination, or like Snow White's stepmother asking the magic mirror who is the best, and asked Xiao Yuejian with a little piety and expectation: "God stick, what do you think?" , do you want to see Tao Jin and Shao Lang kiss?"

Tao Jin and Shao Lang are naturally somewhat complacent, in their opinion Xiao Yuejian is not very interested in the relationship between people.

However, Xiao Yuejian betrayed them, "It's not whether I want to see them kiss, but I think they should come."

Tao Jin and Shao Lang's eyeballs almost fell out.

Shao Lang became angry from embarrassment, "Even you are booing! - What kind of stick! I think it's more like a whore!"

When Xiao Yue saw it, she explained: "No. Listen to me—ask yourself, have you ever had a moment of love, or doubted your own likes and dislikes?——It is the same principle that love begets hate, and hate begets love. , Sometimes people are not as able to grasp themselves as they think. So you need to roll on the futon for a while, let go of your mind and see your nature, verify and understand your emotions, and then you should look away and let go , ashes to ashes, dust to dust BLABLA..."

He said a bunch of things that people seem to understand but don't understand. The 2 sleepers didn't really care about it. Anyway, they understood a central idea, that is, the result of Xiao Yuejian's arbitration depends on the two of them, Gou Yi and Wan Fu He asked them to be willing to gamble and concede defeat one after another, so that they could have a good time.

Tao Jin was so forced that he couldn't help it, so he slapped the table and said: "Just one kiss, as if someone is afraid! I will let you know what MUJI is today!"

Shao Lang looked sideways, "You, are you serious?!"

Tao Jin despised him: "You dare not just say it...or do you actually have a crush on me?...hehe."

Shao Lang said: "I have a crush on you, you dick!"

He was also inspired by the enthusiasm of youth, and felt that he couldn't lose to this strong opponent, so he rolled up his arms and sleeves and said, "Come on! Whoever is afraid of whom! ——You all show me today! Anyone who doesn't kiss Who is the dog!"

Gou Yi said: "Yes! Let's be serious! No borrowing is allowed! Wet kisses are required! The quality must be excellent! Whoever says stop will lose!"

Tao Jin and Gou Yi made some preparations, and each of them drank a bottle of beer. How dare you drink beer!

Others don't know why they also sponsored one after another, and each of them stopped drinking for themselves.

Then amidst the clapping and booing of the crowd, the two of them roared and rushed towards each other, like wrestling or sumo wrestling. They are usually masters of love, but this time they are the two fighting dogs that are being forced, as if they are going to bite each other to death Just as fierce.

The first two times even failed because the angles of each other's noses were wrong.

Finally succeeded in biting each other, the two of them continued screaming and screaming and licking each other's tongue, both of them felt a little disgusted, they closed their eyes and didn't look at anything.

However, no one yelled to stop first.

Everyone started laughing and whistling, and after a few minutes, Shao Lang suddenly twitched and said, "I, I can't do it..." Then he frantically ran to the bathroom. vomited.

Gou Yi rubbed his head, "It's so soon? ——Impossible."

Tao Jin froze for a moment, followed frantically, and then... threw up too.

The two of them didn't know whether it was the beer they just drank or the provocative nonsense between their roommates that made them sick, anyway, it was just you and me throwing up.In the end, there was nothing in my stomach. Although I was a little embarrassed to look at the other party, but I asked myself several times with eyes to nose, nose to mouth, and mouth to heart, and I felt that there was no lingering affection that should not be there.

It's okay, it's okay, the relationship between them is still a pure complaint, there is no such thing as love because of hatred.

The two of them washed their heads and faces, and smoked a cigarette together in the bathroom. Shao Lang smiled lightly, "Graduated, do we count as 'meeting, kissing, sipping grievances'?"

Tao Jin sneered, "Forget it—that is, Wanfuhe has no good intentions—do you think he is straight or curvy? I think he is quite yearning for women."

Shao Lang said: "If he is crooked, don't you think he is very pitiful? —Maybe it is because of this that he is punishing us at this time. After all, we are more or less responsible for him not getting a girlfriend."

Tao Jin said: "What responsibility do we have? He has already done less work and paid more attention to women - no, we will also give him some graduation gifts later."

When I returned to the private room, Gou Yi was crying on Wanfuhe's shoulder: "Fu Bo, to be honest, I even had a crush on you in my freshman year! If it wasn't because of such a contract, maybe I would have liked you555 ——It's nice to be young..." He didn't seem to be drinking well.

Wan Fuhe supported him stiffly, "You're drunk and drunk... Fat Meng came over to help."

Shao Lang said with a smile: "Director, were we very interesting just now? Did it satisfy your curiosity? You see, we both vomited and we have to complete the tasks you assigned. Do you want something in return?"

Wanfuhe felt that something was wrong, and it seemed that he had offended the two most dangerous carnivores in the dormitory, so he made a mistake, so he pretended to be calm and said, "Look at what you said, I'm not..."

Tao Jin had already outflanked him, grabbed his arms and made him lose his freedom of movement, and said loudly to Shao Lang, "What are you talking about with him? Just go straight!"

Wanfuhe struggled desperately, but lost the opportunity, and was weak, so he could only say: "You guys are kidding! What are you doing?!—Calm down! Calm down!"

Shao Lang leaned over naked and said, "Fu Bo, there is a good saying: a real brother is to be his woman when he needs a woman."

Wanfuhe's expression changed, he was a little shocked, and he struggled harder, Shao Lang said to Gou Yi: "Go over and help him hold him down! I'll let you watch the show soon! Didn't you have a crush on him once?"

Gou Yi immediately became less drunk, jumped over to help suppress something, and asked happily: "How are you going to mess with him?"

Shao Lang came to open Wanfuhe's skirt with a smile, revealing his belly and chest, then drew a circle on his belly button and said: "Didn't you claim to like women? I'll let you have a first experience, okay?" ? You close your eyes and imagine a woman, a woman with a good figure... Hee hee, you will like it."

……

An inhuman scream erupted in private room 222.

Wan Fuhe screamed in disregard of his image, "Ah... Shao Lang, you are paralyzed! It hurts!...You make me behave like a man!...Don't!"

Tao Jin and Gou Yi who participated in the crime laughed, and Shao Lang clapped his hands and said, "It's beautifully done, just set it in five minutes."

There are two glass cups on each of Wanfuhe's chest, and there are burnt paper balls inside.Shao Lang just used the principle of cupping to perform a simple "breast augmentation surgery" on Wanfuhe. Five minutes later, Wanfuhe had at least an A-CUP breast implant.

Shao Lang smiled, "Oh hehehe—Fu Bo, don't you like women very much? In fact, it's fine if you are a woman yourself, don't be too convenient to touch yourself at night~"

Gou Yi smiled lewdly and said, "I want to touch it later."

Wan Fuhe looked over to his only hope, Xiao Yuejian, asking for help, and called him: "Master Xiao! You can't just leave your life behind! They are so cruel! There are so many people who bully others, so few!"

Seeing that Xiao Yue was unmoved, she said lightly: "All physical pain can be regarded as a means to elevate the spirit. The wind in the tree hole?——It's the heartbeat."

Wipe it!Wanfuhe thought, he shouldn't expect this magic stick to be able to handle some personnel affairs!

His college days were soon to be over with chest pains.

I want to cry without tears.

In fact, going to college is just an illusion for young people. The fact is that they are admitted to college, and they have been in college for four years in vain.

Fortunately, in the east corner of the harvest, in the system that is said to be aimed at "cultivating refined egoists", they were carefully arranged by fate to a dormitory with a magical digital code, and met some friends with inexplicable attributes , After four years of college life where neurotic patients have broad thinking and 2B youths have a lot of fun.For people with two bedrooms, this period of life embedded in youth will never be erased, and it will be a lifetime wealth.

After graduation, some people are disappointed, some are lovelorn, and some are missing.Some people get rich, some get lucky, and some send wedding invitations.These things will continue to happen one after another, and the tacit life trajectory will come to an end, and a completely different life will begin.I don't expect to meet again in the future, but I hope not to forget their original appearances. After all, they have all broken into each other's lives.