Daily life of roommates

X University has quite a few rich second-generation officials, which shows that X University is a good university.

But no matter how good a university is, it cannot be responsible for the IQ of a student, let alone the IQ of a rich second-generation student—this is why people with 2 bedrooms are already so 2, but they are not questioned and discriminated against as they should be. part of the reason.

Leaving aside, let’s just talk about the person next door who owns a coal mine and has money, but the amount of knowledge reserves is inversely proportional to the amount of money reserves in his family’s bank.

It is said that Mr. Coal was not very smart when he was young, and he spoke late. If it weren't for the fact that the Legend of the Condor Heroes had become a household name at that time, people all over the country knew that the hero Guo Jing could not speak at the age of four. would be raised as a complete fool or something.

It is said that Mr. Coal suffered a lot when he was studying mathematics.He is in the first grade, and he can't lose weight at home under 5, so the coal boss was very angry and taught him himself after dinner with alcohol.

"How many fingers do you have on one hand?"

The first-year Young Master Coal stared blankly at his hands, checked them carefully, and honestly said, "Five."

The coal boss said: "I'll chop off three of them with a single knife, how many are left?"

Young Master Coal stared blankly at his father, then suddenly knelt down on the ground with a plop, hugged his father's leg and cried, "Dad, don't kill me..."

The coal boss looked up to the sky and screamed, singing long songs and crying, and crying, thinking that he was so wise all his life, how could he give birth to such a stupid child? !I couldn't help but wondered about the old relationship between the child's mother and the next door Wang's second child.

However, it is suspected that he did not dare to announce it in person, for fear that his wife and he would end up ruining the whole family.

After drinking for a few days, the coal boss learned from the painful experience and decided to make more money in this case.Originally, I wanted to earn enough money to spend for a lifetime so I didn’t have to struggle. Now it seems that I have to work harder to earn enough money to spend in two lifetimes. If the quality of my grandson is not good in the future, I will have to worry about three lifetimes... Do It's not easy for a man to take care of his children upright!

The coal young master has not encountered much pressure to survive since then, and his family is not very oppressive about his studies. He has already saved a sum of education funds and plans to use the money to send him to university, no matter what his grades are.

But the teacher has not given up for a while.

There was once a class teacher in his elementary school who was very angry at the behavior of this silly boy who kept raising the class average score. Finally, he wanted to save him and inspire him with the way of spring wind and rain.

Once when we talked about the interference conditions of mathematics, the teacher tried to persuade and tried to impress Master Mei with a more life-like statement, so he said: "If your family has three people, father, mother and you, and you raise two pigs, how about your family How many pigs are there?"

Young Master Coal's eyes lit up and he said, "Five heads!"

The teacher clicked immediately and was speechless.

Of course, this was already more than ten years ago. Young Master Coal grew up later, and he also learned addition and subtraction within ten, and he is not missing arms or legs.

But there are occasional troubles.

For example, once he made a new girlfriend from the outer courtyard, tall, with big eyes, double eyelids, and fair skin.It took him a little effort to catch up, so he was very concerned, driving a BMW to pick up girls from the girls' school every day, and then going out for a drive, eating delicious food and playing around.The two of them have been glued together for quite a while, and Young Master Mei feels that the so-called love is more or less the same thing, and if he marries back home in the future, it will probably be like this, and then he will have two children, and when the baby grows up, he will go to college and marry another. A daughter-in-law gives birth to a baby... Life goes on and on, that's what life is all about.

However, an unexpected text message one day made the relationship turbulent and made him feel differently.

At night, Master Coal received a text message from the girl, which read: Imissyou.

Mr. Coal is also a person who has read the book, knowing that I is me and YOU is you, and the word in the middle is a bit unfamiliar.

But how sophisticated the modern technology is, if you don’t know it, you can check it online.So he used his mobile phone to surf the Internet, found an online English-Chinese dictionary, looked it up, and then became angry.

He saw that MISS means "to lose".

Anger grew in his heart, and finally became a burning trend-"She actually said that she would lose me! What does it mean to say that she wants to lose and gain?! How amazing is it to be able to speak English!"

So Young Master Coal, who has a proud personality and can't tolerate a grain of sand in his eyes, immediately replied to the text message and said, "In this case, let's break up. There is nothing more to say!"

Later, the girl from the outer courtyard called and explained for a long time, and finally solved the misunderstanding and settled the suspicion.

But the good times didn't last long. The next morning, Young Master Coal wanted to make up for the embarrassment and unhappiness caused by the misunderstanding last night, so he planned to send a good morning text message with a snack.

He wrote on the SMS: GOODMO...

After writing for a long time, he simply slammed the phone on the wall, and then rushed forward to scratch the wall.

Gou Yi from the 2 bedroom passed by and saw him so curiously asked: "Mei Shao, what are you doing?"

Mei Shao said: "I'm not a human! I'm a pig! I can't even spell good morning!!"

That day, he still broke up with the foreign aid girl resolutely in a tactful tone.

The girl guessed countless possibilities, but she never thought that the real reason for her broken love was the phrase "Good morning" that drove her lover crazy.