Daily life of roommates

"Do you like her very much? Can't you let him go? Do you feel wronged? Hehe, what happened? Is he annoying? Do you think you are hypocritical? Do you think you are redundant? Do you not want to see you? Don't you?" Is it okay for you? You have nothing to say, and people can only reply with three words? - Don't bother me, I'm busy, I don't have time, hehehe, break up - when you show that you care about someone, he will I don't care about you anymore, why don't you understand?"

After Shao Lang said so much in one breath, he felt a little thirsty. He took a sip of water, pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. There was a faintly sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth, laughing at the other party's child as unteachable.

Gou Yi wept softly, took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears, blew his nose after wiping, and then folded it up and put it in his pocket.

Shao Lang could imagine that the handkerchief would be escaped by Gou Yi to wipe his tears for a while, and suddenly his heart was churning, and he continued to curse: "Can you stop being so sticky?! Isn't it just a breakup? It's not with the first man, isn't it?" Isn't it said that practice makes perfect when you break up for the first time? You can't just act like a man!"

Gou Yi said aggrievedly: "This time it's different!"

"What's the difference? Didn't it all start when you had a crush on the other party and end when the other party dumped you!"

"This time... this time we all lived together, I didn't expect him... to get married." Gou Yi cried while covering his face.

Shao Lang said: "That kind of person is straight or bisexual, and mixing with you is simply to take advantage of you, and you are still a treasure."

Gou Yi said: "Although I was the one who fell in love secretly first, but, but he did it first."

Shao Lang sneered, "You're ashamed to say that you guys were just drinking and having sex that time. It's also your fault. When someone hugged you and molested you for a while, you went with the flow. You should have carried a wine bottle at that time Give him a ladle, that way you can keep your dignity."

Gou Yi wiped his tears, "I thought, I thought he could make a move on me, and he still liked me to some extent... Besides, he came to live in my house again... I thought... 555."

Shao Lang said: "Why do you think? Let me tell you the reason why he lives in your house - it can save rent, and don't need to tidy up the room to buy daily necessities. Someone will cook in the morning and evening, and someone will put away the bath water at home. The most convenient thing is When the lights are turned off at night, there is a hole to plug in for free—if I share this good deed, I will also live in your house."

Gou Yi said: "You shit!"

Shao Lang said: "Be gentle, I'm a public figure, you can't talk to me like that."

Gou Yi cried and said: "I'm broken in love! You don't want to comfort me, but you hurt me so much, are you human? - Let me tell you! Don't fight with me! If I'm in a hurry, I'll call the paparazzi and blast you The material! I'll reveal all the ugly things about you when you were in school, and I'll make you beautiful!" The hateful eyes were pierced with deadly nets.

Shao Lang decided to be gentle, and said softly: "Okay, naked dog, I know you are sad now, what are you doing with these hurtful words? You see, whenever I am free, I will come out to listen to you at the risk of being run over by paparazzi Talk about the history of breaking up with the scumbag, how kind I am to you."

Gou Yi took out his handkerchief again, wiped his tears and blew his nose, and said, "No way! You have to treat me to a good meal!"

Shao Lang said: "What's the use of eating well? Waste of food - anyway, you won't get fat no matter how much you eat."

Gou Yi said: "I know you are jealous of me, if you want to diet and keep fit, you can only eat grass - I just want to order a table of delicious food for you to watch and be greedy for you!"

Shao Lang was so angry that he had no choice but to order a table of good food and watch Gou Yi eat and drink.

When Gou Yi's mood was not so agitated, Shao Lang asked: "Then what do you plan to do when he tells you to break up? Does it matter? Or ask for a breakup fee?"

Shao Lang said: "What can I do? As soon as he said that I agreed without saying a word, then I packed up and moved out overnight, and he was shocked. He muttered that I didn't love him. And! It's all a habitual problem, and I thought I had to have him! In fact, the man looks so temperamental, and he is not good at that. I really sympathize with the woman who marries him, he can't make people happy. "

Shao Lang sighed helplessly, feeling that he was a bit wronged for spending the money, and he should know that this bad friend in college was a ruthless and straightforward person.Gou Yi is like this - the secret love is very hard, digging out the heart and soul, but once the breakup is not procrastinating, the other party can be completely forgotten by turning around.It's almost impossible to expect him to be harmed for a long time or anything.

Shao Lang drank the tasteless water and said, "But the question is—why are you the one who moved out? Didn't you already pay half a year's rent in advance? Isn't it cheap for that kid."

Gou Yi waved his hand, "Just treat me as a baby boy. Those who abandon me must not keep what happened yesterday."

Shao Lang snorted, "You are generous in this regard. I remember that you had a crush on a junior in college, and even sold your blood to buy a mobile phone for him. You are not as active as you are in posting."

Gou Yi said: "A good man doesn't mention his bravery back then. Wasn't he so poor at that time?"

"...It's not a matter of being poor, right... Forget it, all of us in the second bedroom are so virtuous." Shao Lang gave up talking about logic with him, "Then you are considered homeless now, where do you plan to live?"

Gou Yi's eyes turned red again when he heard this, "Isn't that right, I don't have any savings, and I can't save anything except mailing back to my mother every month. It's easy to get enough rent for the second half of the year, but now... ...Now I am penniless, what should I do?...5555."

Shao Lang couldn't listen anymore, "Okay, okay, who are you crying poor for! ——Let's say this, I just bought an empty house in District X, you can live in it temporarily, but I warn you——You It’s okay to live, but don’t bring me dirty things into the house!”

Gou Yi immediately thanked Dade, "Don't worry! I will never live with people easily in the future, and I will not bring people back. I will move out as soon as I find a suitable place, and I will pay you back the rent - but it will take a while." .Oh, college classmates are still true friends, and the current society is all about interests. Where can anyone really help me BLABLABLA”

Shao Lang snorted: "Really? Didn't someone say he was going out to break the news to the paparazzi?"

Gou Yi said: "Hey, who can do such immoral things! They are all from our own... Besides, how dare I, who doesn't know that your current brokerage company can enjoy both black and white, I don't want to live anymore."

Shao Lang said with a smile: "It's okay, you're still just 2, and you're not stupid yet... But I said naked dog, you're not too young, and you've been out in the society for a few years, can you be more successful, or do you want to be a little girl every day?" Every once in a while, being cheated by men for money and sex is a waste of time? You are not tired of playing, I am tired of it, can't you be more careful? Can't you tighten your belt in the future and watch your wallet?"

Gou Yi bitterly said to his new landlord: "I, I think so too. But I'm different from you... I'm not a big star, I have no money, no background, I look like a passer-by, my personality is 2, and I am good at quality Who would fall in love with me as a man? Occasionally, one or two good people can accompany me for a while, and I will become a high incense... I can only be sincere to people when I like them, and disappear when they annoy me Hurry up. In fact, one person has one way to live, and that's what I'm going to do."

Shao Lang frowned, "Why are you talking so low about yourself?" He leaned forward and patted his hand to comfort him, "You are my friend, believe me, you are not bad, it's just that you were unlucky and didn't meet a good person. It’s just a lack of self-confidence. When a relationship has not begun, it starts to grovel, losing in momentum... Forget it, I’ve taught you for so many years and you haven’t learned it. You don’t want to teach. Not to mention that I don’t have the qualifications to teach .”

While talking, the two sat opposite each other feeling melancholy.

Gou Yi said, "You are not very good, everyone is looking forward to it, the darling of the entertainment industry, and the boss and the producer are willing to praise you, as long as you treat them a little better, it is not difficult to find one or two true loves."

Shao Lang smiled and shook his head, "If love can be achieved if you treat me well and I treat you well, then it would be too simple."

Gou Yi said: "It's because you think too complicated - but it's true that love doesn't last forever."

Shao Lang said: "...don't you think the conversation between us is too girly?"

Gou Yi scratched his head, "Hey, that's exactly what you said. Don't talk anymore, the lunch break is almost over, and I have to go back to work. Give me the address and key of your house in District X, and I will live at night. You can go too. I'll buy some wine, we two brothers will rest when we get drunk."

Shao Lang said: "I will fly to the location in the afternoon, and I don't have time to see you off at night. You can just move in by yourself, and I will send you the keys."

Gou Yi said: "Okay, then I will welcome you when you come back next time."

The two social people hurriedly said goodbye and went back to their workplaces.

Gou Yi has not made any progress in his career in the past few years. He jumped from a small company to a large company, but his position is still at the bottom of the staff, and it doesn't look like he will be reused much.So sometimes Gou Yi would be at a loss, not knowing where he would be eating and waiting to die in five or ten years.

However, this kind of serious and macroscopic troubles can't stay in his heart for a long time. Most of his attention is on a little bit of petty profit, or a little bit of insignificant joy, such as meeting a few more people on the road. A handsome guy, a restaurant opened on the corner of the street, and he saw a men's clothing he liked in a magazine and decided to save his monthly salary to buy something.

This morning, he was still a little depressed, because he was broken in love and had no place to live, so he thought about staying in a small hotel with more than ten yuan a day, but after getting together with Shao Lang, his mood completely improved.Immediately after the lunch break, when I returned to the company, I heard another piece of exciting news—it was said that the head office was going to send a new technical director. According to reliable news, he was a handsome young man who was unmarried and could accommodate both men and women.

Gou Yi didn't hide his sexuality on purpose, but he was past the age of showing off intentionally, and he wasn't sure how much the people around him knew. At this time, he couldn't hold back his greedy attitude, and approached the group of female colleagues very gossip Hear the gossip about the new supervisor.

What kind of turtle, what kind of ability is outstanding, is deeply appreciated, and most importantly, it is rated as F4 of the entire company, which can be seen in its beauty.

Gou Yi thought, this person seems to have a strong overall strength, but if he hasn't established a stable relationship, it shows that he is very carefree—people who eat both men and women are basically very carefree.

Gou Yi thinks that it is moral to only have a crush on one person at a time, and he despises the immoral who deal with several people at the same time.

Of course, he still felt itchy for this legendary handsome guy, and prayed—it is better to be handsome, and it is also pleasing to the eye...but don't make me fall in love with him secretly!Having a crush on double is no better than crushing on straight!

In this way, he spent the rest of the working time of the day in anticipation that he wanted to watch but was a little afraid to watch.

After get off work at night, Shao Lang's assistant gave him the keys and personally sent him to the new house.

Gou Yi got out of the car and looked around, his heart was full of admiration and joy, "Can I live in such a nice place?" He turned around, "Shao Lang seems to have made a lot of money! He actually managed to buy such a place." A good house - this area, this community... how many million does it cost?"

The assistant coughed and said, "Mr. Gou, I want to ask you—you and Shao Lang have been friends for many years. It is understandable for him to help you and take you in. It is his private matter. But you should also know that he is special. Because of his identity and the nature of his work, many people want to pry into his privacy and fabricate things out of thin air to spread rumors. If people hear even a little bit of news about him lent you a house to live in, I don’t know how ugly it will be. So I hope you are here Don't mention anything about Shao Lang during the stay. Is that okay?"

Gou Yi naturally agreed, Shao Lang was so interesting, he naturally couldn't make trouble for him.

The assistant took his luggage out of the car and said he was busy, and drove away.

Gou Yi carried a bag and went upstairs by himself.

This kind of high-rise is a one-story two-family apartment, with a large area and elegant decoration.Gou Yi felt that he was very lucky now, if it wasn't for breaking up, how could he live in such a good house?

He immediately took off his suit and put on the sportswear from his school days—although it was very worn out, he didn't want to throw it away and used it as his usual home clothes.He immediately went to work, dusting the inside and outside of the house.

It was only after finishing the work that the problem was discovered—the room was too big to tidy up, and he felt exhausted.

He was hungry and there was nothing left in the kitchen, so he decided to go outside to buy something to eat.

When I went downstairs, I discovered the second shortcoming—there are no small restaurants in this high-end community, and you have to go outside, and there are no places with strong flavors and reasonable prices outside, all of which are similar to fast food.

There is no way, Gou Yi ate some things from Mudanlou, and then went to the supermarket to buy some ingredients to fill the empty refrigerator.

When I went back, I entered the building and saw that the elevator had just arrived, Gou Yi shouted: "Wait!" and ran away, roaring and rushing into the elevator through the gap at the nick of time.

There was only one man in the elevator. Gou Yi looked over with a frown at first, and wanted to ask what was going on with this man, why he didn't help to press the door when he heard someone shouting, but he saw that the man was wearing earphones, and he thought he was listening Music, so I can't hear the sound of the outside world, that's all.

I also saw that the number of floors that had been lit up was actually the number of my own house. Could it be that this man is the neighbor across the door?

Just as this thought flashed, Gou Yi felt his lower abdomen tighten, and at the same time, when the chrysanthemum was retracted, a huge force rushed out of the back acupoint!

I don't know if it's because the meat products from Mudanlou just expired, or if he ran away and dragged his intestines, Gou Yi actually felt a strong and irresistible fart whistling and ready to come out.

Gou Yi really wanted to endure it, but he knew that it would be bad for his health if he endured it, and his stomach would easily bloat after a long time, and he was the one who suffered.

From time to time, he glanced at the other man in the elevator. The other man didn't seem to notice him, and he was standing there in a very leisurely manner with earphones in his ears.

Gou Yi's mind became active—there were only two people in the elevator, and the other party couldn't hear him, and his desire for this aspect was very strong... Dude, I'm sorry, I will secretly put one in, it shouldn't smell too bad...

Thinking about it, he couldn't hug him any longer, so he secretly let go of one.

It was said to be secretly, but in fact it still made a sound, and it was still very clear on the way up in the silent elevator.

Gou Yi glanced at the man guiltily, but the man didn't respond at all, probably he didn't hear him.

Gou Yi immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time relaxed his demands on himself.

But the farts did not relax the pressure on his sphincter, so they were released in a series uncontrollably, causing quite a sound effect—poof!Puff puff—puff puff! ——Puff puff puff puff~

When the elevator door opened, the man next to him stepped out with a dark face.

Gou Yi followed hesitantly.

The man couldn't take it anymore, took off the earphones and said, "Sir, I'm home, you don't need to find someone to watch your fart, if you really want to hear the evaluation, then I can tell you - it's very loud, okay?"

No matter how thick-skinned Gou Yi was, he blushed slightly, touched his nose and said, "What, a misunderstanding—what a coincidence, I live in the opposite door, and we will be neighbors from now on."

The man glanced at him again, and went to get the key to open the door without saying anything.

Gou Yi also opened the door, comforting himself and said: "It's okay, once you close the door, who knows who? Since MD can hear it, why did he pretend not to hear it at first? Pretend to be a B-boy! Don't let me meet again in the elevator." You! Next time I'll eat some radish and leeks and fart to kill you!"