[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

"Do you want to become a martial arts master who has no trace of treading snow, with ambition like a dragon, spirit like a rainbow, and a hero who asks the sword?" Shi Guanyin, wearing a bamboo hat and hanging a gauze curtain, is elegant in white clothes, and behind her is a sea of ​​clouds surging as far as the eye can see.The fact is that this pretentious hat is to cover up the embarrassment of being beaten up yesterday when he fought with Ning Xiu.

Standing in front of her, Wu Hua turned her face to look at Ning Xiu. Ning Xiu was lying on her side in the octagonal pavilion with her face on her back and her toes clasped. At the same time, she was flipping through the scriptures she had collected from the foot of the mountain. She didn't respond to Shi Guanyin's words.

"Master." Wuhua couldn't help calling out.

"Huh?" Ningxiu didn't raise his head, as if he didn't care much about Wuhua's attitude towards Xuewu, "You don't want to practice martial arts?"

Wu Hua shook her head, "I don't want to." After the punching and kicking duel between the two women last night, Wu Hua had a different understanding of this violent fighting behavior.Practicing martial arts is purely looking for trouble, so it is better to wash up and go to bed early.

Shi Guanyin was in a hurry this time, he sent his son to Shaolin to let him learn Shaolin martial arts.The world's martial arts come from Shaolin, and the Southern Boxing and North Leg Yijin Jing are the best and unique skills that many people flock to.How can a person without martial arts gain a foothold in the world?

Before Shi Guanyin could say words of persuasion, Xiaozhi persuaded Wuhua to learn martial arts with reason and emotion, and Ningxiu had already come barefoot.The vicious and dehumanized master picked up Douding Wuhua, walked to the edge of the Lianyun Terrace and stretched his arms. Suddenly Wuhua hung tremblingly on the cliff. As long as Ningxiu let go, he would definitely fall to the ground. My mother doesn't even know me.

"Don't want to practice martial arts?" Ningxiu bared his teeth and made a ferocious expression, "You think you can stop practicing martial arts if you say you don't practice martial arts? From the day you called my master, you can't help me. Tell me You, if you don't want to learn martial arts, then learn my culinary skills that are unparalleled in the world!"

Shi Guanyin: Is it too difficult? ? ?

Wuhua's face turned pale.Ningxiu's braised sweet potato and braised cucumber that day seemed to have a bitter, hot and sour taste that still lingered on the taste buds, making it hard to swallow.

"I learn martial arts." Wu Hua said with a choked voice.

"You are wise." After saying that, he stuffed Wuhua into Shi Guanyin's arms, "You teach first."

The little monk Wuhua and Shi Guanyin stared at each other. The mother and son hadn't spoken a few words since they met. Shi Guanyin didn't want to get close to him, and Wuhua didn't care about the sudden birth mother.

Even the wind on the Yuntai is only strong, and sometimes the cold wind with snow and snow in the cold winter can blow people like kites.

The mother and son stood there without moving. After a long silence, Wuhua felt the wind blowing coldly and said, "Master, should I follow her to learn martial arts or follow you?"

He saw it yesterday. When the two fought, Shi Guanyin's figure was as erratic as lightning, and she was dressed in white like a fairy.And Ningxiu's strength is like a beast, and a pure man is a real man who is mighty and domineering and has chest muscles.What do you think, it's better to learn from Ning Xiu.

Ningxiu's answer was, "You look so motherly, it's more appropriate to learn from her."

Wuhua glanced at Shi Guanyin, the expression under the veil was unknown, but the jade hand with the sleeves exposed suddenly clenched tightly.

"You have a good reason to shirk."

"I'm impatient to teach acupoint Taoist formulas in the Enlightenment Teaching, so why don't you teach me?" Ningxiu pretended to be honest and smiled.

It's a pity that Shi Guanyin didn't like her, she stepped forward with her left foot, waved her wide sleeve, like Cangshan Mountain covered with snow, and said silently: Come to fight!

The long sleeves she swung with her movements blurred Wuhua's face, and it was quite painful.

"..." Wuhua silently stretched out her foot to step on Shi Guanyin's plain white skirt.

"Have a good fight!" Ningxiu shouted, and Shi Guanyin was about to pounce on him with all his strength.

Ningxiu watched helplessly as Shi Guanyin leaned back inexplicably and fell off the Lianyun platform, falling into the continuous cloud sea and floating smoke, and he couldn't see his figure in the blink of an eye.Dumbfounded, Ningxiu said to Wuhua, "That's great, you really have become a little monk without a father or a mother."

Wuhua withdrew her foot very calmly, "Her martial arts are similar to yours, and she will be safe even if she jumps off the platform."

Ningxiu squatted on the cloud platform and looked down. How could he see things clearly in a cloud of mist, "That's not necessarily the case. I'm best at eating, followed by lightness. .”

Wuhua squatted beside Ningxiu and hugged her knees, looking cute, "Master, why don't you go down and have a look?"

"Shall I eat a smashed corpse?"

The taste is too strong, Wuhua said that she can't accept it, Master!

Both master and apprentice squatted on the Lianyun platform silently, mourning the loss of a beauty in the world, faintly heard Shi Guanyin's cry for help drowned in the sound of the wind.

The master and the apprentice looked at each other, and they both saw a trace of regret in each other's eyes.

Wu Hua turned her face and said: He didn't think about anything and didn't say anything!He didn't get annoyed by the wonderful female benefactor who appeared beside him and claimed to be his mother or something!

Ning Xiu twitched the corner of his mouth.

Wow, what a big trough!Wuhua, you black-hearted little bald man!

It is incumbent on us to save our comrades on Guawazi Education Avenue!

When Ningxiu went down the cliff, Shi Guanyin was hanging on a vine that was close to the wet cliff.The bamboo hat covering his face did not know where he fell, and his face, which had been beaten red and purple by Ningxiu, was no longer as calm as it used to be when Ningxiu challenged him.

Ning Xiusong released the hand clasping the stone wall, and suddenly his body fell a few feet. Seeing the opportunity, he clasped the vine that Shi Guanyin was holding behind him, and just hung in the air with Shi Guanyin's face close to his face.

"Looking at your face up close, it's even more funny." Shi Guanyin was still not angry when Ning Xiu said this with her usual playful smile, but now she said it with a serious and serious smile.

Anyone who slanders her face will have bloody revenge!

When Ningxiu climbed up from the bottom of Lianyun Terrace carrying a big sister paper, Wuhua noticed that Shi Guanyin couldn't stand up.This can't be a direct fall and hemiplegia!

"Master, is she seriously injured?" Wu Hua hurriedly followed.

"Tell her to die, and still dare to beat me." Ningxiu walked home with the man on his shoulders.

Wuhua hurriedly picked up the scriptures that Ningxiu threw in the octagonal pavilion and followed, "You beat her to death?"

"I didn't hit it, she slipped to the waist." Ningxiu made fun of her sister with a playful smile, "You look like a weak and slender woman, but your waist is not soft enough."

As Ningxiu said, Shi Guanyin, who was hanging on her body and hurting when she moved it: "..." Thinking that she was about to fall to pieces just now, fortunately, Ningxiu quickly stopped her, but this guy just caught her. It was her belt, the whole body was hanging in the shape of a U in mid-air, relying on the belt to bear the weight, her waist was seriously injured!

Her waist was injured, and she was enshrined in Ningxiu's house like a bodhisattva.Ningxiu treated her with acupuncture and moxibustion, screaming as if Ningxiu was a flower picker who took off her clothes and wanted to do something wrong.What makes Ningxiu most angry is that she actually dislikes the food she cooks!

When Ningxiu was about to kill her, Wuhua's conscience realized that she was going all out to stop her.

Wuhua must not let Ningxiu beat Shi Guanyin to death, he is still waiting for Shi Guanyin to heal and cook!

After another meal of braised sweet potatoes and sauerkraut tofu, there was no suspense and no suspense, and Wuhua ran to the latrine in the middle of the night, and everyone was exhausted, and the days could not go on like this.Shi Guanyin had only collapsed for three days, and he was about to die.

When the sky was slightly bright, Wuhua rushed to the kitchen of Shaolin Temple, learned how to cook with the chef, and brought a few steamed buns home to eat with Shi Guanyin every day.Ningxiu, who was alone with his rice bowl to eat and pick up vegetables, looked at the two who were eating steamed buns and not eating, and felt that the situation looked familiar. ←Do you still remember Ruyan and Ximen Chuuxue who cook boiled eggs every day in Tibetan Chicken Villa?

Huangtian paid off, and after studying with the fat monk in the kitchen for several days, Wuhua finally managed to cook a plate of boiled tofu that was edible.

The dishes that Ningxiu cooks are indeed misplaced seasonings, those bottles and jars on the kitchen table, Wu Hua spends his life trying to figure out where Ningxiu got them.But fortunately, the rice cooked by Ningxiu was fluffy and shiny, and the rice was appetizing just by looking at it. Thank God, people in the Celestial Dynasty would not pour seasoning into the pot when cooking.

During the period of Shi Guanyin recuperating from his wounds, he lived on no flowers, eating three meals a day of vegetarian dishes made his mouth pale.

Every meal, Ningxiu spouted, "You scum, mortal tongues, scum taste, how can the dishes I cook not fit into your mouths!!!"

You can’t even put it in your mouth, of course it tastes too weird.Shi Guanyin curled her lips with a bronze mirror in her hand. The beautiful woman in the mirror, Yan Ruyu, smiled upright like fireworks and stars shining brightly.

Then Ningxiu kneaded the paw of the bronze mirror Shi Guanyin brought into a copper ball, and grinned wickedly, "How can you be self-loathing endlessly, no matter how beautiful your face is, can you eat it?"

"Only beauty, the world praises me, thinks me, remembers me like a dream."

"illusion?"

"..." In vain, this master has excellent martial arts skills, but it's a pity that he is a vulgar person who only knows how to eat!Shi Guanyin sighed.

Shi Guanyin lay in bed all day with nothing to do, so he could only grab the little monk Wuhua and talk about the superficial knowledge of martial arts.From eighteen types of weapons to various martial arts, Shi Guanyin compares internal strength to the vast ocean, and moves to waves.Generally speaking, the deeper the internal strength, the better the martial arts attainment.Shi Guanyin's martial arts are very ingenious, and the lightning that pierces the sky at night is so fast that the enemy only realizes that he has been defeated after he falls down.

Wuhua inevitably asked a master like Shi Guanyin how Ningxiu's kung fu is. After all, he is his master, so he should know the depth anyway.Shi Guanyin's evaluation of Ningxiu was very brief, "She is naturally powerful, but unfortunately she is a monk, and she is not as beautiful as me." After finishing speaking, she sighed and ordered Wuhua to take out the wine that Ningxiu hid under the bed.

Ever since Ningxiu broke Shi Guanyin's bronze mirror, Shi Guanyin hasn't given her a good face.

The face that said "You scum" made Ningxiu's ass hurt to look at it, so she gave her a palm-sized glazed mirror.The mirror surface is transparent, and the frame made of silver is carved with Roland patterns and dotted with emeralds.Shi Guanyin can't put it down because of things that money can't buy, so she keeps asking where she got them from.

Ningxiu caressed her hair full of three thousand blue hairs, which felt as good as clouds and water. He couldn't help touching her for a while, and then smiled slightly, "This is a treasure that the poor monk has collected for many years. , called the Demon Mirror."

Wu Hua, who was drinking tea and reciting the mantra: "..." hurriedly picked up the pen, ink, paper and inkstone books on the table and ran back to her room.

As he expected, he stepped out of the door with his front foot, and the back was pinched.After a crackling beating, Shi Guanyin's waist injury just healed a little and it was not suitable for more actions, it was more of a scolding fight.

In terms of verbal disputes, for some unknown reason, Shi Guanyin, who is obviously better at writing, is often choked to death by Ningxiu's few words.Perhaps it was because Ning Xiu was a monk who was unconstrained and unscrupulous.

Ningxiu often went down the mountain to play, and often at this time Shi Guanyin would catch Wuhua's son and complain about her grievances. Race a brutal.The most vicious slander is that Shi Guanyin said that Ningxiu is actually a man, and he became obsessed with practicing kung fu and had to leave the palace and finally become a male and female existence.

Wuhua was young when Shi Guanyin said this, but he remembered this sentence as a horror story, and it became a shadow in his heart.

After recovering from his injury, Shi Guanyin left without saying goodbye, saying that he was going to the Western Regions to buy out the mine that could make glazed mirrors.Ningxiu didn't intend to tell her that the glass mirror was made by burning, not ore.

The years are silent, Wuhua is growing up slowly, Ningxiu eats, drinks and plays all day long, and doesn't care about Wuhua at all.Wuhua thought that she would not get close to anyone because of her nature, because Wuhua had never seen her treat anyone well.What Wuhua didn't know was that Ningxiu didn't like the monk because of Tang Er, Ningxiu's former apprentice.When Ningxiu picked up Xiao Tang Er, whose parents died growing sweet potatoes for a living, he seriously wanted to educate the child, but he turned around and was hooked up by an old monk with a few words.This little monk has a white-eyed wolf, and if he is serious, he loses!

This indirectly led to Wu Hua who didn't care about the strength of martial arts. After many years under Ningxiu's subordinates, his martial arts were not high enough or low enough.Seeing that he has no interest in learning martial arts, instead he focuses on studying Buddhist scriptures all day long. A typical liberal arts student, Ningxiu is also lazy.

Asking him to kill a chicken to make it a beggar's chicken would be a pain in the ass to eat, and one monk at a time would not kill, which is worse than Tang Er.

When Wuhua was 14 years old, his cheap wife Shi Guanyin came again.She is extremely beautiful, her body is like a willow, elegant and elegant, and she is more charming than seven years ago when she didn't age.

Wu Hua, who looks like a teenager, has grown taller, and the childishness on his face has faded a lot. He has a good face, and he can't distinguish between men and women at a glance. Although he is beautiful, he is too gentle.Seeing this, Shi Guanyin was so different from the muscular and handsome young man she imagined, she almost thought that she gave birth to a daughter instead of a son!Why is he as tall as his master and can't distinguish between men and women!

The mother and son stood in the small courtyard and looked at each other speechlessly: "..."

Ningxiu, who came back from hunting in the back mountain and carried hundreds of catties of wild boars, was met with a slap by Shi Guanyin as soon as he entered the courtyard, "You monstrous monk! How can I make my son as male and female as you are!"

Hearing this, the veins on Ningxiu's forehead twitched, he threw down the wild boar's sleeve and pinched it.

"Fuck! What is neither male nor female! I'll tell you right now! If I grow something that shouldn't grow, I won't tolerate your arrogance now! I punished you on the spot seven years ago, maybe now our The child can make soy sauce! Haven't you heard that the son Xiao mother and daughter look like the father? It's all because you are too motherly for Wuhua to grow up like this!"

Shi Guanyin: "..." I can no longer communicate with this demon monk!

Wu Hua: "No wonder Master can change clothes in front of me without changing his face, so he treats me like a half girl..."

Shi Guanyin shouted angrily: "Maybe she still thinks of herself as half a man!"

Ningxiu looked at Shi Guanyin in surprise, surprised at how she said what was on her mind.

Shi Guanyin was speechless for a moment.