[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

Wu Hua For a man who wants to exercise his eight-pack abs, the best way is to go wandering in the rivers and lakes.

Shi Guanyin clearly pointed out this point.

The next moment Ningxiu packed Wuhua's luggage, urging him to go down the mountain and wander the rivers and lakes.Try to get eight-pack abs before Chinese New Year and go back to Shaolin Temple smoothly.

Wu Hua always had a handsome face, quietly picked up the back basket that Ningxiu had prepared and left the yard, and after a while, the figure carrying the bag disappeared at the end of the path.

After Shi Guanyin was shocked by Wu Hua's obedience, she felt that Ningxiu was too irritating. Wu Hua is an ignorant person, not to mention the dangers of the world, but just because the people at the bottom of the mountain are dangerous, he shouldn't be allowed to go down the mountain alone.Especially Wuhua's obedient attitude, without a single rebuttal or reluctance, made Shi Guanyin, a mother-in-law, so angry that her lungs were about to explode!

"You also go down the mountain with him!" Shi Guanyin really wanted to open Ningxiu's head to see if there was something missing.

"A man and a woman can't kiss each other." Ning Xiu spread his hands and sighed.

"Now you know that he is a boy and you are a woman?" Shi Guanyin sneered, clapped his fingers together, and beat the demon monk half to death with all his strength.

Seven years ago, it was understandable that she couldn't defeat this monster monk. After seven years of hard training, her skills have improved greatly. She is confident that there are no more than ten people in the martial arts today, and she is very confident that she can beat Ningxiu to disfigurement!

I saw the golden light above the white-haired teacher's head, and a golden Buddha statue bloomed like a lotus flower, and disappeared in an instant without leaving a trace.Before Shi Guanyin hit that palm, he saw this scene as if the Buddha had come to save me, and he couldn't help but stiffen and his whole body was petrified in place.

This move [Sacrifice] is the protection given by the original Shaolin disciples to teammates, bleeding and being knifed for teammates, just like the name of the move, it is an obligatory move to sacrifice oneself heroically for teammates.The effect of the move is very dazzling, so dazzling that Ningxiu dare not use it indiscriminately.In an orthodox martial arts drama, a sword strikes like a rainbow piercing the sun, even this cold light is a very powerful special effect. It seems that her martial arts has turned into a true martial arts when she releases the sacrifice.

Usually, she hides when she can.This time Xiuxiu will be released, just seeing Shi Guanyin's shocked appearance entertains her.

Taking advantage of Shi Guanyin's stupidity, Ningxiu rushed into the room and stuffed the wine and piano hidden under the bed into the waist bag.Then quickly jumped out of the window and climbed out of the yard, directly through the bamboo forest of the back mountain to wander the world.

Fortunately, although the system has been upgraded, various functions are basically paralyzed. At any rate, it can be used normally with a pocket pocket.

It is said that he has gone wandering in the rivers and lakes, but Ningxiu does not want Shi Guanyin to follow him.After a while, Houshan ran around, messing up the trails. She was sure that the military dogs could not smell the reason. She passed by her small courtyard in hiding. The stone Guanyin in the courtyard was no longer there. Presumably, it was from the mountain road at the main entrance of Shaolin Temple. Chase Wuhua down the mountain.

Ningxiu twirled the Buddhist beads and recited a good word, and went straight down the mountain to take the shortcut to Lianyuntai.

When I got to the place, I saw Wu Hua standing there blowing wind with her luggage on her back, only to realize that she still underestimated Wu Hua.

Seeing that she was waiting for Ningxiu, Wuhua was not very happy, "I have already told the abbot that the return date of the master and the apprentice is uncertain. Master, where are we going?"

Ning shaved his face without changing his complexion, and muttered like water for a long time, "Go to Jinan and eat roasted whole lamb."

Then came another sentence, "I heard that the roasted camels in the Western Regions are also delicious."

His eyes were serious, as if he was thinking about the major events in life.

Wuhua waited for her to make a decision, and then she wanted to go out alone to wander the rivers and lakes, and she was unhappy, "I said I'm going to eat meat, what do you mean by following me?"

Wuhua's calm expression just now changed instantly, her face turned black into a pan, she gritted her teeth, "You are my master." The implication is: Wherever you go, I will go.

Ning Xiu, who planned to go bankrupt, curled his lips, grabbed Wu Hua, and jumped off the Lianyun platform.The movement of jumping off a cliff, one is born, the other is familiar, three times, four times, practice makes perfect.

When it landed, Wu Hua was calm and relaxed, and her legs were not soft.Very calmly, he checked the luggage in the back basket to see if he had lost anything on the way to jump off the cliff.After looking through the things, I found that there was no Ningxiu item in it.Looking at Ningxiu again, he was relaxed and didn't even have any baggage.

"Master, where is your luggage?"

"Only people like you who are not good enough to go out need to carry luggage. People like your master and I will use this trick. Just be careful."

Ning Dacao unfathomably pulled out his sleeves, Wuhua opened his eyes wide and saw a circle of golden light suddenly exploded under the feet of the white-haired monk, his vision was hazy for a moment, and when he looked again, he saw a tall horse standing beside Ningxiu, the white horse He stomped his hoof on the spot, raised his neck and let out a neigh, then rubbed Ningxiu affectionately.

What a great effort to transform the horse into a living horse!Wuhua was stunned.

Ningxiu was secretly proud: This [riding] skill was tried and tested!

After a while, Wu Hua finally found her own voice, "Master, are you a fairy?"

"Mortal with fish lips, haven't you noticed after all these years by my side?" Ning Dacao looked down at him with condescending eyes, "I am a cultivator of immortality."

Wuhua pondered for a while, although the skill of summoning a mount out of thin air was an eye-opener for him, but compared to unreliable legendary existences like gods, it is better to believe that his master is a monster who has cultivated for thousands of years and finally came out to harm the world .

The two have lived in peace for so many years, she probably doesn't eat human flesh.With such thoughts in mind, Wu Hua rode on the big white horse under the urging of Ning Xiu, and the famous horse Ye Zhaobai galloped all the way to the north.

Along the way, Wuhua has a deep understanding of Ningxiu.On Mount Shaoshi, the master and the apprentice lived a life of seclusion. Ningxiu was sitting or standing, with the words "I'm just lazy, what can you do to me" clearly written on his face, and it turned out that such a person Walked out of Shaoshi Mountain and came to the people.Unexpectedly, he looked like an eminent monk, lonely cloud and wild crane, with an extreme appearance of compassion.His character is so noble that when he sees a puppy injured on the side of the road, he will try to save it.This caused the two to leave Shaolin Temple, and it took a year to go to Jinan to realize Ningxiu's wish to eat roasted whole lamb.

When Xingxiu Shitai saw a little yellow dog with a broken leg on the side of the road again, she immediately rushed up and hugged it back, muttering, "My Buddha is merciful, since the poor monk saw it today, naturally I won't leave it to you." By the dying road, you go with the poor monk." She quietly pinched the dog's lower ribs, yes, there is a bit of meat.

Wu Hua stood by the side of the road, watching with a blank face as her master approached her with a cute little yellow dog with round eyes and cute eyes that didn't even know how to resist.

It is the time when the pear blossoms are falling like snow when the drizzle is falling. The tall old pear trees beside the road are covered with crisp white pear blossoms. At a glance, they are all fine and white. When the wind passes, the pear blossoms fall. The branches fluttered.Ningxiu's white hair is like snow, his eyes are calm and open, elegant and elegant, and his acting skills have always been powerful.Holding the little yellow dog with a broken hind leg at this time, passers-by seem to think that the white-haired monk is kind-hearted and pleasing to the eye, just like the people in the painting.

No matter how beautiful the scene is, Wu Hua thinks that the little yellow dog in Ningxiu's arms will be stewed in a pot when no one is there. Under Ningxiu's careful cooking, the broth is boiling like poison. All the poetic and picturesque flavors are wiped out.

On this beautiful day, Wu Hua hadn't had time to deeply appreciate Ningxiu's extraordinary acting skills, only to see the commotion on the other side of the street, and the screams of the people hit the eardrums like a wave.I saw an out-of-control tall horse carrying a woman in red, running wildly on the street, overturning stalls and pedestrians who had no time to escape.Wu Hua thought to herself that with Ningxiu's "compassionate" heart, she would definitely not let the situation get serious, not to mention her skill is more than enough to kill a horse.The word "backfired" is definitely what Wu Hua felt the most after going down the mountain.

Ning Dacao swears by her unstressed eyesight of walking through willows in a hundred steps, the girl in red on horseback looks good, and the red dress is embroidered with phoenixes, which is definitely a wedding dress.A beautiful bride gallops through the fair on a mad horse, wondering on her toes what's going to happen next.Marriage is not good for bad people.Ningxiu thought in his heart that it was a good thing, and he jumped onto the roof with Wuhua in his arms and the little yellow dog in his arms, and took out the melon seeds as if he was enthusiastically watching the crowd.

Wuhua ate melon seeds, saw the crazy horse approaching, and asked Ningxiu while chewing the fruit, "Master, why don't you help me?"

Ningxiu was powerless to complain about himself, a young monk with a fishy lip, "Fool, why don't you understand. Have you never read the scriptures of Master? Beauty has troubles, isn't there always a white robed jade tree?" Linfeng's young knights draw their swords to help, the hero saves the beauty and finally embraces the beauty. How can the white-haired teacher appear on the stage?"

Wuhua frowned and recalled the storybooks that Ningxiu had piled up under the bed in recent years. He picked up a copy and read it, and saw in the inconspicuous words that the martial arts lord was mighty and roaring like a tiger. He went up the mountain and killed a cow, so he threw the scriptures into the stove and lit the fire to make dinner.I still remember that day when Ningxiu praised the roasted sweet potatoes that he simmered in the stove: "..." Wuhua lowered her head silently to eat melon seeds.

The frenzied horse trembled in various ways, so frightened that the woman on the horse hugged the horse's neck tightly and her face was as white as paper. Wuhua lowered her head and counted the number of peeled melon seeds and meat, and heard Ningxiu's voice next to her. "coming".Looking up, he saw a young chivalrous man in fluttering white clothes standing on the opposite roof. Although he was not very old, he could see that Yushu would look handsome and handsome in the future.

Chu Liuxiang also looked at two people, one big and one small, squatting on the opposite roof. The big one had white hair but a young face in his twenties, eating melon seeds and watching the excitement below with great interest.He noticed that his eyes were still in the mood to raise his head and smile at him. The smile seemed peaceful and serene, but it was free and undisciplined.The young man was dressed in a white monk's robe, and his round bald head looked a bit delicate from a distance, and he just lowered his head to eat melon seeds.Chu Liuxiang didn't have time to take a closer look, seeing that the woman on the horse couldn't hold on anymore, so she jumped down to rescue her.

"Look, I knew it would be like this." Ningxiu pointed to the young hero in white who caught the heroine with a cool and handsome gesture. Seeing this scene, everyone applauded, and she said earnestly to Wuhuayu, "Do you know the benefits of reading more scripts?" ← This is the ignorant and fearless speech of someone who didn't know that he was transmigrating into the script.

Wuhua looked at the plot of the hero after saving the beauty, and continued to recall the description in the storybook: The leader's wife exclaimed, "Husband, I'm very hungry", and the martial leader immediately felt pity for the beauty who swore to marry her newlyweds. Madam beat a wild animal to fill her stomach, the leader let out a loud shout and exerted all his strength, the strong internal force burst out of his body, shattering his clothes, revealing his fine-clothed body, and punched Taihang Mountain, killing him across the mountain A cow, the leader's wife salivated at the leader's strong and generous upper body... Then Huaben took it to roast sweet potatoes.

"Master, what's the ending of the book "I Bear the World for My Wife"?" Wu Hua asked.

"Oh, that's the book. The martial arts leader was gutted and eaten by the wife of the leader, and then the wife of the leader laid the eggs in the body of the leader who had cleaned out the internal organs. It turns out that the wife of the leader is a spider spirit."

Wuhua is in a state of incapable words at the moment, and the silence speaks louder: "..." Sincerely, I know with my toes that there is no spider spirit that eats internal organs and lays eggs in reality... right?

Wu Hua cast a careful glance at Ning Xiu beside her, "Master, what kind of fairy are you?"

After hearing this, Ningxiu, who was watching the play and eating melon seeds, turned her dark eyes and stared silently at Wuhua's rather calm face. She said, "Don't be afraid, I like to eat your mother." It's so tender and tender. Speaking of which, I haven't tasted roasted camels from the Western Regions yet, why don't I try them in the past, appreciate the customs of the Western Regions, and meet your mother by the way."

Wu Hua noticed that the hairs on her back were standing up one by one, "..."

It has been a year since the last time I saw Shi Guanyin, and after hearing Ningxiu talk about going to the Western Regions to eat roasted camels for the first time and seeing Shi Guanyin by the way, Wuhua went to bed with nightmares.In the dream, Shi Guanyin disemboweled his belly and took out his internal organs, and was roasted on a bonfire by Ning Xiu... The blood was so bloody that I couldn't bear to look straight at it!