[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top
Chapter 34
Well, then why do you call her Master? "
"..." Ke Xi was stunned by the question.
Ningxiu started to take out the mirror, "Ah~~ You are still very handsome~"
Kexi said dryly, "I can learn from her shamelessness."
After visiting Kaka Witch, Koshi began to pester Ningxiu.
"Koxixixixi, be careful~ You are no longer a little lolita, don't pester your teacher, hug and hold you high." The apprentice who is growing into a mature and feminine apprentice in front of him makes Ningxiu headache, "Let's talk , I really don't know any black magic, even if I curse others, it's just a verbal prestige, absolutely no real effect. Look at my sincere eyes."
"Master, have you forgotten that you still have a unique skill that you can teach me?"
"Could it be... mean my cooking skills?" Can someone finally appreciate Lao Tzu's cooking skills?Ningxiu was so moved that tears almost came down.
"No." Coxi broke into a cold sweat, "I mean, you can teach me the unique skill of conjuring five summoned beasts out of thin air."
The spiritual pets of the Great Five Immortals Sect cried, and Ningxiu said deeply, "If you want to learn this move, you have to go all over the school map to find an NPC [skill trainer] above your head, and pay a certain amount of gold coins to learn it."
"What! Need gold coins! Don't study anymore."
Kexi flung off his puff sleeves and walked away. Ningxiu stared at the back of Kexi's black gothic dress in a daze: The brat is so easy to pass.
Tianji wiped the gold coins in his pocket affectionately, "Actually, I can pay the gold coins for her."
"Your appearance as a money fan is not convincing at all. I found a treasure map, which is in an abandoned mine nearby. Let's go find something and come back."
"I heard that the nearby mines are haunted, so I won't go."
"Young man, be bold, don't you still have me to accompany you? Think about how brave I am, how agile I am, and how powerful I am. What else do you have to be afraid of?"
"Think about it, it's dangerous to go with you. You left me at the scene of the crime more than once!"
"It's not that I left you behind, it's that you didn't keep up. You know how painful it is for me to look back after running all the way and find that you didn't keep up at all."
"You don't have eggs." Tianji reminded with a blank face.
I saw Wudu Yujie raised an egg in her hand, and with her fingers, the egg shattered into pieces on the ground. She looked serious, "Egg, it's broken. Do you know what will happen if you dare not come?"
"..." Tianji subconsciously clamped his legs.
Then the next day when I got up and went to the hotel lobby to eat, I heard the residents of the town talking about the inexplicable explosion in the nearby mine. The guard issued a wanted arrest and offered a reward for two prisoners. Wearing silver jewelry.Cosy knew she wouldn't be in this town for long.
After eating the bacon on the plate, he drank the orange juice in one gulp.When Ke Xi went back to the room, the two culprits had already packed their luggage and squatted in the room waiting for her.Kexi took a deep breath and said helplessly, "Tell me, where do you want to go next?"
"Proposal! Liliana Lake River Water City in the northern part of the Doludona Plain."
"agree!"
"Wait while I pack my luggage."
In the blink of an eye, seven years have passed, and Cauchy has grown into a standard black witch, always wearing a dark gothic dress and occasionally wearing silver jewelry.In front of outsiders, he is glamorous and noble, and rarely speaks.Everyone in the world knows that the Black Witch is a witch who is good at cursing, and the key to cursing lies in the words she utters. 24 girls are both young and mature.
"Cosy, my dear~~"
"Master, tell me, what bad things have you done again?"
"It's nothing, I just want to praise you. My dear, your curse is really effective. You are already a very good witch."
"You're teasing me again. Before I fell asleep yesterday, I cursed you to die, but you were still alive and kicking when you woke up."
"Stupid Black Star man, for the past 20 years, my teacher has recorded the number of deaths every day. Although your magic often failed when you were young, almost every curse has come true after you were 12 years old. According to the incomplete statistics of my teacher , I was cursed and killed by you 370 times in total."
"..." From this data, it can be seen how many times Ningxiu made Ke Xi lose his reason and impulsively want to kill her.
"Praise my Great Five Immortals' secret magical skill Phoenix Gu, 25 minutes cooling time to revive on the spot. The Black Star is weak."
"I don't listen to your nonsense! You must have set a trap again to lure my interest, and then dragged me into the water. I will never go out with you and Tianji to do bad things!"
"Young people know how to stay indoors all day, Cosy, you will be moldy!"
"Humph!"
"Cosy."
"what?"
"It's okay. I washed the green plums for you and put them in your room. Remember to eat them."
"Master really loves me, so tell me where the green plum is a specialty! I can only eat a little bit every now and then, so happy!"
"Please, please, I will tell you~~"
"Huh!" Coxi turned around, his long black wavy hair drew an arc in mid-air, and the silver wrists on his white wrists, which looked exactly like Ningxiu's, glistened in the candlelight.Ningxiu suddenly discovered that the child had grown into a beautiful girl.
When he woke up the next day, Kexi found that the room of Ningxiu and Tianji was empty, presumably these two villains must have gone out to do bad things.She doesn't care anymore.
On the third day Tianji came back, the two of them still taunted each other when they met, Tianji looked around and suddenly asked, "Where did that guy Xiu go? Didn't you say that you are acting like a baby and you want her to accompany you?"
"Bah! Why should I act like a baby and let her accompany me? Do I dare to let her accompany me when Master is so noisy? I haven't seen her at all in the past two days."
In an instant, the two lost their voices, and the silence was broken by a half-voice, "She ran away from home?"
"Can you say something reliable, I would rather believe that the ufo she said came to Black Star to pick her up and return to some kind of heaven."
"Ci'ao, what you said is really unreliable, okay?"
"...It seems a little bit."
Extra Story
Black Star On the first lunar day in the 25th year of the 30th century, Ningxiu disappeared from us.It has been 30 years since that day, and I think this unreliable woman ran away from home.It's funny to think about it now, no one would run away from home for [-] years without hearing from them.
Perhaps she had indeed returned to the planet she called Earth, where it was said that the sun rose brightly to illuminate the earth.I can't imagine such a magnificent scene. Considering Ningxiu's bad character, maybe the sun was made up by her to fool us.
I haven't thought of Ningxiu for a long time, but when I saw an eagle's nest on the cliff recently, I couldn't help but think of her.
I remember when we were still living in Heihua, the city of no one, she once told a story.The protagonist of the story is an eagle.The big eagle and the little eagle.
In order for the young eagle to grow up, the big eagle will push the young eagle off the nest and drop it from a high altitude.If the eaglet can't learn to fly before landing, it can only wait for death.Cruel story.
Ningxiu liked this story very much.
But according to my recollection, she never pushed Kexi and me out of the nest and forced us to flap our wings and fly. The savage Su Xiang was driven away by her 30 years ago, probably the cruelest thing she ever did.Although Su Xiang later grew into a heroic man, and has been looking for Kexi for ten years.But Cauchy drove him away again.
As I have always said, women's minds are really unpredictable.
Ke Xi obviously likes Su Xiang very much.But she did drive away Su Xiang who came back to look for her.
Yesterday I mentioned to Cauchy the story about the eagle that Ningxiu told us when we were children, and Cauchy's reaction was very interesting.
She said that the vicious witch had pushed her in the bird's nest as early as in her previous life, but at that time she failed to learn to fly and could only fall to the ground to death.In this life she has learned enough to fly, but there will no longer be a cruel eagle pushing her from the nest.
Kexi looked a little disappointed. She has always followed the iron-blooded policy of a truly powerful witch who is strong from body to heart and never sheds tears. I haven't seen her expression like this for a long time.
I told her that maybe the big eagle felt that she was flying very well and there was no need to push her. It was time for the little eagle to survive independently, so the big eagle flew away.
Cosey laughed.
Then I laughed too.Because I suddenly realized how funny what I was saying was.What big eagle and little eagle, maybe Ningxiu just wanted to eat a chicken drumstick with honey sauce, and got lost when he went out to buy it, and got lost far, far away.According to her unreliable personality, maybe she really got lost.Maybe one day, she will come back to us as silently as when she left.
37
System: Congratulations, hero, your apprentice Ke Xi Budongs has already started his apprenticeship.
System: Thank you very much for your cooperation to complete the test of the new version of the base three, and clear the secret realm of heroes [Black Star].Reward Chivalry Value 1000.
System: [Grandmaster] 20% of the task progress is completed, the lower-level characters are unlocked, id Ningxiu, and the sect Tangmen.
System: Congratulations to the hero for successfully recruiting apprentices.
The drowsy Ningxiu opened his eyes reflexively after hearing the last system prompt, coupled with his pale face, he was as horrified as a fake corpse.The onlookers, men, women, children and families were terrified.The sound of cups and plates falling to the ground, the sound of tables and chairs being overturned, and the crowding of primates on earth.
I believe that in a remote mountain village, nothing would scare them more than the "resurrection" of a corpse salvaged from the river.
Ningxiu sat up from the ground, staring at the flip-flops dropped by someone at the door in a daze.
Could this be worn to modern times?Ningxiu looked around in disbelief, the unpainted rough cement walls, the old-fashioned low-rise building with wood and black tiles, and the plastic water cup with the trademark printed on it that was kicked into the corner , and a curious little boy squatting on the sidelines with his eyes wide open.
"What year is this?"
The little boy touched his refreshing little bald head, and stared straight at Ningxiu with bright eyes, "2003."
"Where are your parents?" The newly-baked apprentice was obviously not a normal child. Just now the crowd was so chaotic and yelled hell, they were all cleared within ten seconds, but the brat squatted on the side and didn't move.
"My father died early, and my stepmother remarried a few days ago." The little boy smiled naively when he spoke, like a fool who didn't know that fate was playing a joke on him.
Ningxiu raised his eyebrows, and said in a low voice, "My name is Ningxiu, and I will be your master from today. I will support you, and you will come with me."
The little boy shook his head, "No, I still have half an acre of sweet potatoes in my field, and I can harvest them in a few days."
bad boy!Did you just make half an acre of sweet potatoes worth more than your master!Master will cry for you!Brother Pao of Tang Men stood up expressionlessly, his standard model figure made him look down on the little apprentice, "Call me master, or I will go and ruin the half acre of sweet potatoes right away."
The bear whose wealth was threatened had tears in his eyes, "Master, I beg you to let go of my sweet potatoes. It is not easy for me to grow half an acre of sweet potatoes."
"Can you make sweet potato fries?" Ning Xiu asked suddenly.
"Yes." The bear boy replied in a daze.
"Help you harvest sweet potatoes in a few days." Ningxiu thought in his heart that there would be sweet potato fries, dried sweet potatoes and mashed sweet potatoes to eat, and even the little bald head with his new apprentice was pleasing to the eye, "Where is your home, I want to stay overnight as a teacher .”
Just like that, the bear boy brought the strange young man he just met back home!Standing in the bear's room, Ningxiu looked at the bear's bright round eyes with complicated emotions, "Apprentice, I see that you are young and have a good face. I think you will be a handsome man in ten years. Men in this society walk around at night." It's all dangerous, take it easy."
The result of not taking it easy is that the shameless Ningxiu stepped into the house.
Xiongzi's real name is Tang Er, and he is currently eight years old.When he was seven years old, his father slipped and slipped down the river and drowned while walking at night. That's right, it was the river where Ning Xiu was fished up.There is only one bungalow left in the family, one bathroom and two bedrooms, and his stepmother swept away all the deposits left.Tang Er is a hard-working child, but he is stupid and doesn't understand joys and sorrows, so he lives his own life like this.Fortunately, the neighbors will take care of the child, and when the meal is ready, they will call Tang Er to their house for dinner.
Ningxiu is a domineering and murderous Tangjiabao Paoge, who majors in internal skills and tricks, and is the legendary murderous thug chopper dps in the dungeon. The 255 Nanhuang suit, a body-fitting suit with a black background and blue border, is full of sharp hidden weapons, it is simply a mobile ammunition depot.In addition, his long black hair was tied behind his head, and half a silver mask was worn on his pale face.The people in the small village were amazed when they first fished him up. The man was dressed like the ancients.Touching the chest is a lifeless one, maybe someone filming actor drowned in the upper reaches of the river, and the body floated down.As a result, such a lifeless weirdo suddenly opened his eyes and came to life, and followed a village child passing by the village in broad daylight. The villagers were so frightened that they opened the windows and peeked through the cracks. No one just opened the door and went out.
In ancient times, one had to ask a celestial master to exorcise ghosts, catch demons and burn them to death. In a foreign country across the Pacific Ocean, it is a medical miracle that the media rushed to report. In 2003, in a remote mountain village with no news, the villagers were in panic. unspeakable.What's more, the living dead dressed like ordinary people the next day, wandering here and there in the village.The fierce big black dog of Da Niu's family didn't dare to bark after seeing him!Seeing that Tang Er took in a demon!
Anyone who came to inquire about the situation was repelled by Brother Pao's eyes full of meaning. It has to be said that Brother Pao's eyes were as sharp as a sword, scaring away many men, women and children.The villagers changed their attitude towards this new neighbor two days later. Brother Pao rolled up his sleeves and squatted in Tang Er's field digging sweet potatoes, while Tang Er's silly boy sat on the ridge of the field and licked the candied haws he didn't know where he came from.What a warm scene!The villagers didn't know that after digging out all the sweet potatoes in the field, what Tang Er was waiting for was brushing sweet potatoes, cutting sweet potatoes and drying sweet potatoes.It's all because Ningxiu wants to eat soft sweet potato fries.
Tang Er is a hard-working child worker, and Ning Xiu is a harsh class enemy.
The days are ordinary, and Ningxiu goes to the mountains to hunt every day.I am really grateful that this is a small village in the mountains, allowing him to start hunting again.Ningxiu's technique of throwing hidden weapons has always been very good, so good that it is miraculous.Bringing back a pheasant a day is stress-free.
It's just that there are ghost stories about mysterious black shadows passing by in the mountains again in the village.
"Master, are there really ghosts in the mountains?" Tang Er asked Ning Xiu this day.
Ning Xiu said deeply, "Believe in science."
Later, the facts tell us that what Ningxiu said was fart!
After the sweet potato fries were dried, Ningxiu collected them in his parcel and stocked up on snacks.
Only with Ningxiu, the villagers found that Tang Er's life had improved a lot.At least the clothes are clean and tidy every day.Tang Er was originally as cute as a meatball, and with his little bald head and crescent eyes when he smiled, he was popular among the aunts in the village.The aunts told Tang Er, Er, the one in your family is not human~~ Although it is a guess, but there are too many people talking about it, the people in the next village know that there is someone who is not human here, and the next village in the next village also knows .
There were also more people who came to watch, and people who were visiting relatives would deliberately stop at the door of Tang Er's house for a while, wanting to see this male ghost.It is often Tang Men Pao Ge who suddenly appears at the intersection with a sharp appearance, and disappears in the blink of an eye, leaving people with a silver mask profile.Comes and goes, like a ghost.
"Master, are you going to the market?" Tang Er always attaches great importance to the once-a-month event.
Ning Xiu didn't raise his eyes, "Do you dare to go to the elementary school in the village?"
"Why do you have to go to primary school?"
"National Compulsory Education."
"Can I eat it?"
"No, but it's important."
When it comes to education, Ningxiu doesn't want to squat in this small village where he can't even see a TV.
This is modernity, a modernity that wants to mix society!Unlike the previous worlds, the social system is so loose that a butcher can support his family and is very nourishing, and the status of a killer is as powerful as that of a nobleman.
"Tang Er." Ningxiu tried his best to maintain Brother Pao's glamorous and noble, "Master will take you to play."
"What are you playing?" Tang Er was a lonely child. Children from other families in the village would not dare to play with Tang Er after listening to adults.
"Play cos top student."
"A top student?"
In Tang Er's eyes, Ningxiu is synonymous with mystery.Maybe Ningxiu's real body is the monster in those stories, because Ningxiu never takes off half of the mask on his face, and Ningxiu walks silently, comes and goes as fast as the wind, and has long hair.The monsters in the story always have long hair regardless of gender.
In fact, the word mysterious is not suitable for Ningxiu at all. Tang Er saw Ningxiu take off the mask on his face after leaving the small village on a mountain road.His face exposed to the sun was pale as if he had never seen the sun before, with a bang on the side of his face, coupled with his stern brows and thin lips, he had a cold look, which gave him the chic and unrestrained look of a hero.
Ningxiu blew the whistle, and a big white horse suddenly appeared on the spot. Tang Er was dumbfounded when he saw Ningxiu turn on the horse gracefully.Master Cliff is a monster!
Tang Er's child is usually very obedient, but it's not good to be in a daze and be stupid.Ningxiu pulled Tang Er onto the horse, shook the reins, and started to gallop on the mountain road.
Tang Er was still thinking about going to the market once a month, "Master, don't we go to the market?"
"Don't go."
Ningxiu took Tang Er directly to City W, a second-tier city in the south that is closest to them. Housing prices here are still low, and people are still running on the road to getting rich. The definition is an ingot of gold ingot.After going to several gold shops for two days, Ningxiu ensured that the Ruanmei coins in his bank account were enough for him to spend.Ningxiu is a lazy person, so he bought an apartment in a community that is close to a supermarket, an elementary school, and even a middle school not far away.
The apartment is on the fifteenth floor, so high that you have to take an elevator.Ningxiu is an undocumented person, so the accounts opened for the house he bought are all under Tang Er's name.Tang Er was still young and didn't understand these things, he just followed Ningxiu here and there, and the reinforced concrete city kept him fresh.
It took a while to decorate the house. After the furniture, water and electricity were all done, Ningxiu brought Tang Er to check in. Tang Er, who took the elevator for the first time, was even more fresh, from the first floor to the fifth floor, and then to the eleventh floor. [-]st floor, [-]th floor, [-]th floor.People in the elevator came in and out, and finally they were the only two left, and Tang Er didn't get tired of it.Ningxiu leaned in the corner and waited for him to get tired of playing, and kept stuffing sweet potato fries into his mouth with his slender knuckles and callused fingers.
When the sweet potato fries were dried and still soft, they were put into the space by Ningxiu, and they kept the soft and sweet taste.As the elevator went up and down, Ningxiu almost suspected that the security guard in front of the monitor downstairs thought Tang Er was a psychopath and came up to arrest him, but the elevator stopped at a certain floor and opened the door.Unlike the brightly lit corridors on other floors, this floor is actually pitch black, only the light inside the elevator dimly illuminates the place two meters away from the elevator.
Ning Xiu expressionlessly chewed on sweet potato fries and glanced at the elevator. The red electronic screen showed that this was the [-]th floor.This was the sound of Caracalla coming from the depths of the corridor. Tang Er also noticed that this floor was obviously different from other floors. He looked outside the elevator and shouted, "Is anyone going to get on the elevator?"
Then the sound of Caracalla in the darkness deep in the corridor became more and more intense, as if something was rushing towards the elevator.Tang Er stood curiously at the elevator entrance with wide eyes and looked at the darkness of the corridor. Hearing Caracalla's voice getting closer, suddenly a pair of blue and white arms stretched out from the darkness to grab Tang Er.
At that moment, Ningxiu hooked Tang Er's collar with his fingers and dragged him in from the elevator door. Qingbai's arm couldn't reach Tang Er and immediately disappeared in the same place.Ning Xiu was expressionlessly chewing sweet potato fries, "What the hell was that?"
"Master, those are two hands."
"Of course I know it's two hands, and it's the hands of a woman between the ages of 20 and 27." Ningxiu stepped forward to press the button, intending to close the door and go to the lobby on the first floor.
It was quiet outside the elevator, but the moment Ningxiu approached the elevator door, a green, white and ferocious face rushed straight in front of Ningxiu from the darkness, eye-to-eye and nose-to-nose distance, Ningxiu was undoubtedly frightened, he Reflexively took a step back and then choked on the chewed sweet potato fries in his mouth, he sprayed saliva and sweet potato foam all over the female ghost's face with a puff.At the same time, he pressed the close button and successfully left the sluggish female ghost on that floor.
Returning to the corner of the elevator, Ningxiu coughed a few times feeling uncomfortable in his throat, and thought about what happened just now, "Short oil, damn~ I'm scared to death."
Tang Er was very surprised, "Master, you are not convincing at all when you say this with a blank face!"
"My pleasure."
"Master, let's go back and have a look. Just now, that sister wanted to get on the elevator, and it's too pitiful that she has no clothes to wear."
"Apprentice, as a teacher, I think your limited IQ is really pitiful. The reason why the sister didn't wear clothes just now is because she has a good figure and wants to show off her figure. Don't worry about other people's hobbies. Often the kind of people who care about their figure I don’t like to take the elevator, and people take the stairs to keep fit. Do you understand? In the future, when you see such people wanting to take the elevator to be lazy, throw them out and let them go up the stairs. This is the real kindness to help others.”
"Master, you know a lot, I understand what to do."
"Good boy." Brother Pao of Tangmen stroked Tang Er's little bald head "lovingly".
After returning to the first floor, Ningxiu counted outside the community. There are 22 floors in the whole building, but [-] floors are written on the elevator.Where are the extra two layers?
The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone!
Many girls left messages asking why only Hisoka was known in so many stories. Uncle Zha said irresponsibly that I made up all the stories except the Hunter and the Sword. It's in the anime because it doesn't exist at all.
Brother Pao is really amazing, when I wrote it, I sorted out the sects that have appeared and will appear in the future - Tiance (already appeared, female) Wudu (already appeared, female) Wanhua (already appeared, male)
Tangmen (currently appearing, male) Zangjian (will appear later, male) Qixiu (will appear later, almost) Mingjiao (will appear later, male)
The number of appearances of the male account is more than that of the female account, anyway, if there is no CP, it will be like this.
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Tang Er is like Ningxiu, eating meat every now and then, and he doesn't like any meat.
He took Tang Er to the nearby snack street for a stroll, and after bringing back a bunch of snacks, the two stood in the same elevator again.Tang Er's stomach is like a bottomless pit that can't be filled. He has eaten a lot in the snack street, but now he grabs the mutton skewers and eats them with relish.
Food is full of attraction to Tang Er, and he is not tired of the same elevator thing now, just like when he got on the elevator right now, he rushes to press the fifteenth floor.
Maybe it was too late, and there were still only the two of them in the elevator.This time Ningxiu paid attention to the number keys representing the floors. There are a total of twenty number keys from the first floor to the 22nd floor, and there are no [-]th and [-]th floors in between.He understood what the extra two layers were.
When human beings are superstitious, they will burn incense and worship Buddha to believe in religion. People who do business will taboo many things. For example, there will be no room numbers like 014 in hotels, and there will be no fourteen or eighteen floors in the buildings built. It will jump directly to the fifteenth floor.The [-]th-floor apartment that Ningxiu bought was actually the [-]th-floor apartment.
When the elevator stopped in the dark corridor, Ning Xiubai glanced at the bright red number fourteen on the elevator display screen, and then led Tang Er out of the elevator with a blank expression.
"Master, is that naked sister still there?"
Ningxiu touched Tang Er's little bald head lovingly, and said kindly, "My dear apprentice, go ahead and give my teacher a light."
"...Master, I am bald, not a light bulb."
"Your bald head is very bright." Ning Xiu said seriously.
"But my bald head is not a light bulb."
"It's okay, as long as it's bright."
"A bald head won't shine!"
"Apprentice, you are really useless."
"Master, why didn't you turn on the light bulb on this floor?"
"Maybe the property owner thinks that people on this floor don't need light bulbs."
"Really?" tat
The sound of caracalla in the depths of the corridor came intermittently, as if a monster suppressed in the darkness was about to break through the shackles and break out.The cold breath entangled like tarsal maggots.Ningxiu was in a daze while taking out the key, he seemed to have traveled to a strange world again.If you think about it again, such nonsense as time travel exists, and it’s nothing to see a few ghosts in reality. The lady ghost can’t stand the emptiness and loneliness and just came out for a walk. The painful thing of exorcising ghosts is not our business. .
Caracalla's voice suddenly became agitated, but it was heard from all directions.
The new neighbor is a female ghost.After such a cognition appeared in Ningxiu's mind, he stopped in the corridor and waited to say hello to his new neighbor before entering the house.
The corridor was pitch black and there was no light. It was no pressure for Ningxiu, who had lived in Heixing for more than ten years. Human beings are naturally afraid of the dark, but unexpectedly, this brat Tang Er had no fear of the dark. Slim next to him without saying a word and continue to eat lamb kebabs and cold soda.When the sound of "Ka Ka Ka" came to my ears, a ghostly face of a young woman with light effects appeared.
Ningxiu tried to give his sister a smile, but unfortunately, the moment he crossed over and opened his eyes, he found that the body's facial nerves were paralyzed, referred to as facial paralysis.After working hard for a long time, the corners of his mouth only opened a little, thanks to the light effect brought by the appearance of the female ghost, so that Tang Er could see the changes on his master's face.
The bear child bit the bamboo stick in confusion and asked, "Master, why are you sneering?"
Ningxiu stared viciously at Tang Er who didn't know why, and sneered at Nimei!You brat, don't tear down Master's platform like this!As a teacher, I also want to smile like a spring breeze facing the sea and spring flowers blooming!How cruel the reality is! Who set Tangmen Paoge to be paralyzed!
When the paralyzed Paoge worked hard for a long time, he could only sneer at the female ghost. The female ghost's already ferocious face was distorted into a distorted shape. voice.
The murderous look on Ningxiu's face became even heavier, and he said clearly and slowly, "What do you think?" You said what I want you to do to you!I just want to give you a friendly smile. If your face is mutilated and you can’t see the expression, forget it. My face is intact!But I can't laugh!
The female ghost was silent for a moment and then backed away, "...a good ghost...don't fight...a wicked man..."
The lights in the corridor came back on one by one, leaving behind a large and small figure standing in the empty corridor.Tang Er pulled Ningxiu's clothes, "Master, what is a villain?"
Ningxiu couldn't speak, and the title of "evil man" was in a mess.Sister ghost, come back!you misunderstood!You are really mistaken!Come back and let me explain!
No matter how much he stared at the corridor affectionately, he couldn't call the female ghost sister. After drinking the last sip of orange soda, Tang Er rubbed his eyes and said, "Master, can we go to sleep?"
Ningxiu kicked the door angrily, and the female ghost sister who was hiding in the ceiling mezzanine couldn't help but trembled when she heard the heroic sound of the anti-theft door falling down: unexpectedly, a horizontal one lived in!It's not easy being a ghost!
"Wash your face and brush your teeth, go back to your room and go to sleep."
"Good night, Master."
Tang Er looked at the master who was pressing the landline to make a call at the door of the room. As soon as the phone was connected, Brother Pao's cool voice fired, "Hey, what is the anti-theft door of House 15 on the 1501th floor? Open it!" The door just fell down, why are you playing with me? Is the law and order in your community very good? It’s so good that every house can stay open at night? Why do you press the door frame? Take the door back for me, I don’t need a door in this house , I will directly ask you to take responsibility for what is missing in the house in the future. Thank you very much for your kind and warm service, good night. Please ask someone to come up tomorrow and remove the No. [-] door on the [fourteenth] floor, thank you."
The harsh voice made the female ghost's sister feel cold, Tang Er stroked his bald head, yawned and went to sleep.
After hanging up the phone, Manager Wang complained to his wife that the current resident was really hard to deal with. Recalling the cold voice on the other end of the phone, he couldn't help muttering: "That resident is not a member of the underworld, is it?" ?Maybe a killer, who do you want to snipe living in a tall building?"
When Steward Wang came to the door the next day with the door-repair master, he was dumbfounded at the anti-theft door with the door frame falling off, "This, what's going on, our project quality is up to standard, and it will definitely not be a little bit worse." Sitting on the sofa in the room, Pao Ge, with his back straight and long hair casually tied into a bunch, watched the blue cat naughty three thousand questions on TV on the Central Children's Channel with a blank expression.Sitting aside, Tang Er stared intently and became aroused.
Guanshi Wang tried to speak to this glamorous and noble brother Pao, but after Brother Pao turned his face slightly and gave him a look of "Do you want to die?", Guanshi Wang sullenly helped the door repairer to lift the door.
Afterwards, the Jinyun community spread the news that the cool guy on the 15th floor was tall, rich and handsome, but had a particularly annoying temper.Of course it couldn't stop.
After living in Jinyun Community for two months, Tang Er went to a nearby elementary school that was a 10-minute walk away. When he came back that day, he brought back his classmate, a little girl!Little Lolita was wearing a Chinese-style school uniform with a big ponytail. When she saw Ningxiu when she entered the door, she threw herself into his arms and called out to her father.What an affectionate childish call, what an exciting scene where father and daughter recognize each other.Tang Er couldn't help but wiped the corners of his eyes, "That's great Master, you found your daughter."
Ningxiu patted the little friend who was in his arms, it was a small comfort.Afterwards, she put Lolita on the sofa, got up and walked towards Tang Er. Of course, there would be no good things waiting for Tang Er after performing such a scene for Ningxiu today.Loli blushed as she watched Ningxiu beat Tang Erpang, leaving only a frightened look on her tender face.
Ningxiu raised his head and gave Lori a "friendly smile", "What did you call me just now?"
"Uncle, uncle."
"Hey, are you Tang Er's classmate?"
"Master, her name is Lin Lin, she is my deskmate. She said she wanted to find her father. Her father has long hair and doesn't like to talk. He fights very hard. I knew it was you, Master."
"Hey boy, you can't be so heartless. If she said that her grandpa has long hair and doesn't like to talk and is tough, do you think it's me too?"
"Master is right. Since you are not Lin Lin's father, who is?"
"Ask her mother."
"I can't ask now. Lin Lin's mother is sick and hospitalized, so Lin Lin wants to find her father."
The short nine-year life of this little loli is a bloody drama. Her mother gave birth to her before she was married, and she still doesn't know who her biological father is. She follows her mother, mother and daughter, and they depend on each other for their lives. They have been slandered by relatives. .Not long ago, Little Lolita's mother was in a car accident and was sent to the hospital with serious injuries, but the driver who caused the accident escaped, and the hospital's treatment expenses consumed her mother's little savings.After the story was told, Tang Er, the brat, wiped his tears with a towel.Ning Xiu was expressionless and peeled an apple with the hidden weapon hidden in his pocket.
"Master, let's help Lin Lin find her father." Tang Er burst into tears.
Ningxiu sneered, "Okay, I'll go to her mother to propose marriage, can I be her stepfather?"
"Master, you are so great." Tang Er's tears became more violent.
The little girl also burst into tears, "No, I don't want a stepfather, the stepfather will beat people."
"..." Ningxiu stared at little Lolita for a long time, he was reflecting on how terrible he was to reach such a point.No, it's definitely not his fault. Thinking about how polite and polite he is, and he knows how to get revenge, there's no reason for little Lolita to cry so badly.
Tang Er comforted himself
"..." Ke Xi was stunned by the question.
Ningxiu started to take out the mirror, "Ah~~ You are still very handsome~"
Kexi said dryly, "I can learn from her shamelessness."
After visiting Kaka Witch, Koshi began to pester Ningxiu.
"Koxixixixi, be careful~ You are no longer a little lolita, don't pester your teacher, hug and hold you high." The apprentice who is growing into a mature and feminine apprentice in front of him makes Ningxiu headache, "Let's talk , I really don't know any black magic, even if I curse others, it's just a verbal prestige, absolutely no real effect. Look at my sincere eyes."
"Master, have you forgotten that you still have a unique skill that you can teach me?"
"Could it be... mean my cooking skills?" Can someone finally appreciate Lao Tzu's cooking skills?Ningxiu was so moved that tears almost came down.
"No." Coxi broke into a cold sweat, "I mean, you can teach me the unique skill of conjuring five summoned beasts out of thin air."
The spiritual pets of the Great Five Immortals Sect cried, and Ningxiu said deeply, "If you want to learn this move, you have to go all over the school map to find an NPC [skill trainer] above your head, and pay a certain amount of gold coins to learn it."
"What! Need gold coins! Don't study anymore."
Kexi flung off his puff sleeves and walked away. Ningxiu stared at the back of Kexi's black gothic dress in a daze: The brat is so easy to pass.
Tianji wiped the gold coins in his pocket affectionately, "Actually, I can pay the gold coins for her."
"Your appearance as a money fan is not convincing at all. I found a treasure map, which is in an abandoned mine nearby. Let's go find something and come back."
"I heard that the nearby mines are haunted, so I won't go."
"Young man, be bold, don't you still have me to accompany you? Think about how brave I am, how agile I am, and how powerful I am. What else do you have to be afraid of?"
"Think about it, it's dangerous to go with you. You left me at the scene of the crime more than once!"
"It's not that I left you behind, it's that you didn't keep up. You know how painful it is for me to look back after running all the way and find that you didn't keep up at all."
"You don't have eggs." Tianji reminded with a blank face.
I saw Wudu Yujie raised an egg in her hand, and with her fingers, the egg shattered into pieces on the ground. She looked serious, "Egg, it's broken. Do you know what will happen if you dare not come?"
"..." Tianji subconsciously clamped his legs.
Then the next day when I got up and went to the hotel lobby to eat, I heard the residents of the town talking about the inexplicable explosion in the nearby mine. The guard issued a wanted arrest and offered a reward for two prisoners. Wearing silver jewelry.Cosy knew she wouldn't be in this town for long.
After eating the bacon on the plate, he drank the orange juice in one gulp.When Ke Xi went back to the room, the two culprits had already packed their luggage and squatted in the room waiting for her.Kexi took a deep breath and said helplessly, "Tell me, where do you want to go next?"
"Proposal! Liliana Lake River Water City in the northern part of the Doludona Plain."
"agree!"
"Wait while I pack my luggage."
In the blink of an eye, seven years have passed, and Cauchy has grown into a standard black witch, always wearing a dark gothic dress and occasionally wearing silver jewelry.In front of outsiders, he is glamorous and noble, and rarely speaks.Everyone in the world knows that the Black Witch is a witch who is good at cursing, and the key to cursing lies in the words she utters. 24 girls are both young and mature.
"Cosy, my dear~~"
"Master, tell me, what bad things have you done again?"
"It's nothing, I just want to praise you. My dear, your curse is really effective. You are already a very good witch."
"You're teasing me again. Before I fell asleep yesterday, I cursed you to die, but you were still alive and kicking when you woke up."
"Stupid Black Star man, for the past 20 years, my teacher has recorded the number of deaths every day. Although your magic often failed when you were young, almost every curse has come true after you were 12 years old. According to the incomplete statistics of my teacher , I was cursed and killed by you 370 times in total."
"..." From this data, it can be seen how many times Ningxiu made Ke Xi lose his reason and impulsively want to kill her.
"Praise my Great Five Immortals' secret magical skill Phoenix Gu, 25 minutes cooling time to revive on the spot. The Black Star is weak."
"I don't listen to your nonsense! You must have set a trap again to lure my interest, and then dragged me into the water. I will never go out with you and Tianji to do bad things!"
"Young people know how to stay indoors all day, Cosy, you will be moldy!"
"Humph!"
"Cosy."
"what?"
"It's okay. I washed the green plums for you and put them in your room. Remember to eat them."
"Master really loves me, so tell me where the green plum is a specialty! I can only eat a little bit every now and then, so happy!"
"Please, please, I will tell you~~"
"Huh!" Coxi turned around, his long black wavy hair drew an arc in mid-air, and the silver wrists on his white wrists, which looked exactly like Ningxiu's, glistened in the candlelight.Ningxiu suddenly discovered that the child had grown into a beautiful girl.
When he woke up the next day, Kexi found that the room of Ningxiu and Tianji was empty, presumably these two villains must have gone out to do bad things.She doesn't care anymore.
On the third day Tianji came back, the two of them still taunted each other when they met, Tianji looked around and suddenly asked, "Where did that guy Xiu go? Didn't you say that you are acting like a baby and you want her to accompany you?"
"Bah! Why should I act like a baby and let her accompany me? Do I dare to let her accompany me when Master is so noisy? I haven't seen her at all in the past two days."
In an instant, the two lost their voices, and the silence was broken by a half-voice, "She ran away from home?"
"Can you say something reliable, I would rather believe that the ufo she said came to Black Star to pick her up and return to some kind of heaven."
"Ci'ao, what you said is really unreliable, okay?"
"...It seems a little bit."
Extra Story
Black Star On the first lunar day in the 25th year of the 30th century, Ningxiu disappeared from us.It has been 30 years since that day, and I think this unreliable woman ran away from home.It's funny to think about it now, no one would run away from home for [-] years without hearing from them.
Perhaps she had indeed returned to the planet she called Earth, where it was said that the sun rose brightly to illuminate the earth.I can't imagine such a magnificent scene. Considering Ningxiu's bad character, maybe the sun was made up by her to fool us.
I haven't thought of Ningxiu for a long time, but when I saw an eagle's nest on the cliff recently, I couldn't help but think of her.
I remember when we were still living in Heihua, the city of no one, she once told a story.The protagonist of the story is an eagle.The big eagle and the little eagle.
In order for the young eagle to grow up, the big eagle will push the young eagle off the nest and drop it from a high altitude.If the eaglet can't learn to fly before landing, it can only wait for death.Cruel story.
Ningxiu liked this story very much.
But according to my recollection, she never pushed Kexi and me out of the nest and forced us to flap our wings and fly. The savage Su Xiang was driven away by her 30 years ago, probably the cruelest thing she ever did.Although Su Xiang later grew into a heroic man, and has been looking for Kexi for ten years.But Cauchy drove him away again.
As I have always said, women's minds are really unpredictable.
Ke Xi obviously likes Su Xiang very much.But she did drive away Su Xiang who came back to look for her.
Yesterday I mentioned to Cauchy the story about the eagle that Ningxiu told us when we were children, and Cauchy's reaction was very interesting.
She said that the vicious witch had pushed her in the bird's nest as early as in her previous life, but at that time she failed to learn to fly and could only fall to the ground to death.In this life she has learned enough to fly, but there will no longer be a cruel eagle pushing her from the nest.
Kexi looked a little disappointed. She has always followed the iron-blooded policy of a truly powerful witch who is strong from body to heart and never sheds tears. I haven't seen her expression like this for a long time.
I told her that maybe the big eagle felt that she was flying very well and there was no need to push her. It was time for the little eagle to survive independently, so the big eagle flew away.
Cosey laughed.
Then I laughed too.Because I suddenly realized how funny what I was saying was.What big eagle and little eagle, maybe Ningxiu just wanted to eat a chicken drumstick with honey sauce, and got lost when he went out to buy it, and got lost far, far away.According to her unreliable personality, maybe she really got lost.Maybe one day, she will come back to us as silently as when she left.
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System: Congratulations, hero, your apprentice Ke Xi Budongs has already started his apprenticeship.
System: Thank you very much for your cooperation to complete the test of the new version of the base three, and clear the secret realm of heroes [Black Star].Reward Chivalry Value 1000.
System: [Grandmaster] 20% of the task progress is completed, the lower-level characters are unlocked, id Ningxiu, and the sect Tangmen.
System: Congratulations to the hero for successfully recruiting apprentices.
The drowsy Ningxiu opened his eyes reflexively after hearing the last system prompt, coupled with his pale face, he was as horrified as a fake corpse.The onlookers, men, women, children and families were terrified.The sound of cups and plates falling to the ground, the sound of tables and chairs being overturned, and the crowding of primates on earth.
I believe that in a remote mountain village, nothing would scare them more than the "resurrection" of a corpse salvaged from the river.
Ningxiu sat up from the ground, staring at the flip-flops dropped by someone at the door in a daze.
Could this be worn to modern times?Ningxiu looked around in disbelief, the unpainted rough cement walls, the old-fashioned low-rise building with wood and black tiles, and the plastic water cup with the trademark printed on it that was kicked into the corner , and a curious little boy squatting on the sidelines with his eyes wide open.
"What year is this?"
The little boy touched his refreshing little bald head, and stared straight at Ningxiu with bright eyes, "2003."
"Where are your parents?" The newly-baked apprentice was obviously not a normal child. Just now the crowd was so chaotic and yelled hell, they were all cleared within ten seconds, but the brat squatted on the side and didn't move.
"My father died early, and my stepmother remarried a few days ago." The little boy smiled naively when he spoke, like a fool who didn't know that fate was playing a joke on him.
Ningxiu raised his eyebrows, and said in a low voice, "My name is Ningxiu, and I will be your master from today. I will support you, and you will come with me."
The little boy shook his head, "No, I still have half an acre of sweet potatoes in my field, and I can harvest them in a few days."
bad boy!Did you just make half an acre of sweet potatoes worth more than your master!Master will cry for you!Brother Pao of Tang Men stood up expressionlessly, his standard model figure made him look down on the little apprentice, "Call me master, or I will go and ruin the half acre of sweet potatoes right away."
The bear whose wealth was threatened had tears in his eyes, "Master, I beg you to let go of my sweet potatoes. It is not easy for me to grow half an acre of sweet potatoes."
"Can you make sweet potato fries?" Ning Xiu asked suddenly.
"Yes." The bear boy replied in a daze.
"Help you harvest sweet potatoes in a few days." Ningxiu thought in his heart that there would be sweet potato fries, dried sweet potatoes and mashed sweet potatoes to eat, and even the little bald head with his new apprentice was pleasing to the eye, "Where is your home, I want to stay overnight as a teacher .”
Just like that, the bear boy brought the strange young man he just met back home!Standing in the bear's room, Ningxiu looked at the bear's bright round eyes with complicated emotions, "Apprentice, I see that you are young and have a good face. I think you will be a handsome man in ten years. Men in this society walk around at night." It's all dangerous, take it easy."
The result of not taking it easy is that the shameless Ningxiu stepped into the house.
Xiongzi's real name is Tang Er, and he is currently eight years old.When he was seven years old, his father slipped and slipped down the river and drowned while walking at night. That's right, it was the river where Ning Xiu was fished up.There is only one bungalow left in the family, one bathroom and two bedrooms, and his stepmother swept away all the deposits left.Tang Er is a hard-working child, but he is stupid and doesn't understand joys and sorrows, so he lives his own life like this.Fortunately, the neighbors will take care of the child, and when the meal is ready, they will call Tang Er to their house for dinner.
Ningxiu is a domineering and murderous Tangjiabao Paoge, who majors in internal skills and tricks, and is the legendary murderous thug chopper dps in the dungeon. The 255 Nanhuang suit, a body-fitting suit with a black background and blue border, is full of sharp hidden weapons, it is simply a mobile ammunition depot.In addition, his long black hair was tied behind his head, and half a silver mask was worn on his pale face.The people in the small village were amazed when they first fished him up. The man was dressed like the ancients.Touching the chest is a lifeless one, maybe someone filming actor drowned in the upper reaches of the river, and the body floated down.As a result, such a lifeless weirdo suddenly opened his eyes and came to life, and followed a village child passing by the village in broad daylight. The villagers were so frightened that they opened the windows and peeked through the cracks. No one just opened the door and went out.
In ancient times, one had to ask a celestial master to exorcise ghosts, catch demons and burn them to death. In a foreign country across the Pacific Ocean, it is a medical miracle that the media rushed to report. In 2003, in a remote mountain village with no news, the villagers were in panic. unspeakable.What's more, the living dead dressed like ordinary people the next day, wandering here and there in the village.The fierce big black dog of Da Niu's family didn't dare to bark after seeing him!Seeing that Tang Er took in a demon!
Anyone who came to inquire about the situation was repelled by Brother Pao's eyes full of meaning. It has to be said that Brother Pao's eyes were as sharp as a sword, scaring away many men, women and children.The villagers changed their attitude towards this new neighbor two days later. Brother Pao rolled up his sleeves and squatted in Tang Er's field digging sweet potatoes, while Tang Er's silly boy sat on the ridge of the field and licked the candied haws he didn't know where he came from.What a warm scene!The villagers didn't know that after digging out all the sweet potatoes in the field, what Tang Er was waiting for was brushing sweet potatoes, cutting sweet potatoes and drying sweet potatoes.It's all because Ningxiu wants to eat soft sweet potato fries.
Tang Er is a hard-working child worker, and Ning Xiu is a harsh class enemy.
The days are ordinary, and Ningxiu goes to the mountains to hunt every day.I am really grateful that this is a small village in the mountains, allowing him to start hunting again.Ningxiu's technique of throwing hidden weapons has always been very good, so good that it is miraculous.Bringing back a pheasant a day is stress-free.
It's just that there are ghost stories about mysterious black shadows passing by in the mountains again in the village.
"Master, are there really ghosts in the mountains?" Tang Er asked Ning Xiu this day.
Ning Xiu said deeply, "Believe in science."
Later, the facts tell us that what Ningxiu said was fart!
After the sweet potato fries were dried, Ningxiu collected them in his parcel and stocked up on snacks.
Only with Ningxiu, the villagers found that Tang Er's life had improved a lot.At least the clothes are clean and tidy every day.Tang Er was originally as cute as a meatball, and with his little bald head and crescent eyes when he smiled, he was popular among the aunts in the village.The aunts told Tang Er, Er, the one in your family is not human~~ Although it is a guess, but there are too many people talking about it, the people in the next village know that there is someone who is not human here, and the next village in the next village also knows .
There were also more people who came to watch, and people who were visiting relatives would deliberately stop at the door of Tang Er's house for a while, wanting to see this male ghost.It is often Tang Men Pao Ge who suddenly appears at the intersection with a sharp appearance, and disappears in the blink of an eye, leaving people with a silver mask profile.Comes and goes, like a ghost.
"Master, are you going to the market?" Tang Er always attaches great importance to the once-a-month event.
Ning Xiu didn't raise his eyes, "Do you dare to go to the elementary school in the village?"
"Why do you have to go to primary school?"
"National Compulsory Education."
"Can I eat it?"
"No, but it's important."
When it comes to education, Ningxiu doesn't want to squat in this small village where he can't even see a TV.
This is modernity, a modernity that wants to mix society!Unlike the previous worlds, the social system is so loose that a butcher can support his family and is very nourishing, and the status of a killer is as powerful as that of a nobleman.
"Tang Er." Ningxiu tried his best to maintain Brother Pao's glamorous and noble, "Master will take you to play."
"What are you playing?" Tang Er was a lonely child. Children from other families in the village would not dare to play with Tang Er after listening to adults.
"Play cos top student."
"A top student?"
In Tang Er's eyes, Ningxiu is synonymous with mystery.Maybe Ningxiu's real body is the monster in those stories, because Ningxiu never takes off half of the mask on his face, and Ningxiu walks silently, comes and goes as fast as the wind, and has long hair.The monsters in the story always have long hair regardless of gender.
In fact, the word mysterious is not suitable for Ningxiu at all. Tang Er saw Ningxiu take off the mask on his face after leaving the small village on a mountain road.His face exposed to the sun was pale as if he had never seen the sun before, with a bang on the side of his face, coupled with his stern brows and thin lips, he had a cold look, which gave him the chic and unrestrained look of a hero.
Ningxiu blew the whistle, and a big white horse suddenly appeared on the spot. Tang Er was dumbfounded when he saw Ningxiu turn on the horse gracefully.Master Cliff is a monster!
Tang Er's child is usually very obedient, but it's not good to be in a daze and be stupid.Ningxiu pulled Tang Er onto the horse, shook the reins, and started to gallop on the mountain road.
Tang Er was still thinking about going to the market once a month, "Master, don't we go to the market?"
"Don't go."
Ningxiu took Tang Er directly to City W, a second-tier city in the south that is closest to them. Housing prices here are still low, and people are still running on the road to getting rich. The definition is an ingot of gold ingot.After going to several gold shops for two days, Ningxiu ensured that the Ruanmei coins in his bank account were enough for him to spend.Ningxiu is a lazy person, so he bought an apartment in a community that is close to a supermarket, an elementary school, and even a middle school not far away.
The apartment is on the fifteenth floor, so high that you have to take an elevator.Ningxiu is an undocumented person, so the accounts opened for the house he bought are all under Tang Er's name.Tang Er was still young and didn't understand these things, he just followed Ningxiu here and there, and the reinforced concrete city kept him fresh.
It took a while to decorate the house. After the furniture, water and electricity were all done, Ningxiu brought Tang Er to check in. Tang Er, who took the elevator for the first time, was even more fresh, from the first floor to the fifth floor, and then to the eleventh floor. [-]st floor, [-]th floor, [-]th floor.People in the elevator came in and out, and finally they were the only two left, and Tang Er didn't get tired of it.Ningxiu leaned in the corner and waited for him to get tired of playing, and kept stuffing sweet potato fries into his mouth with his slender knuckles and callused fingers.
When the sweet potato fries were dried and still soft, they were put into the space by Ningxiu, and they kept the soft and sweet taste.As the elevator went up and down, Ningxiu almost suspected that the security guard in front of the monitor downstairs thought Tang Er was a psychopath and came up to arrest him, but the elevator stopped at a certain floor and opened the door.Unlike the brightly lit corridors on other floors, this floor is actually pitch black, only the light inside the elevator dimly illuminates the place two meters away from the elevator.
Ning Xiu expressionlessly chewed on sweet potato fries and glanced at the elevator. The red electronic screen showed that this was the [-]th floor.This was the sound of Caracalla coming from the depths of the corridor. Tang Er also noticed that this floor was obviously different from other floors. He looked outside the elevator and shouted, "Is anyone going to get on the elevator?"
Then the sound of Caracalla in the darkness deep in the corridor became more and more intense, as if something was rushing towards the elevator.Tang Er stood curiously at the elevator entrance with wide eyes and looked at the darkness of the corridor. Hearing Caracalla's voice getting closer, suddenly a pair of blue and white arms stretched out from the darkness to grab Tang Er.
At that moment, Ningxiu hooked Tang Er's collar with his fingers and dragged him in from the elevator door. Qingbai's arm couldn't reach Tang Er and immediately disappeared in the same place.Ning Xiu was expressionlessly chewing sweet potato fries, "What the hell was that?"
"Master, those are two hands."
"Of course I know it's two hands, and it's the hands of a woman between the ages of 20 and 27." Ningxiu stepped forward to press the button, intending to close the door and go to the lobby on the first floor.
It was quiet outside the elevator, but the moment Ningxiu approached the elevator door, a green, white and ferocious face rushed straight in front of Ningxiu from the darkness, eye-to-eye and nose-to-nose distance, Ningxiu was undoubtedly frightened, he Reflexively took a step back and then choked on the chewed sweet potato fries in his mouth, he sprayed saliva and sweet potato foam all over the female ghost's face with a puff.At the same time, he pressed the close button and successfully left the sluggish female ghost on that floor.
Returning to the corner of the elevator, Ningxiu coughed a few times feeling uncomfortable in his throat, and thought about what happened just now, "Short oil, damn~ I'm scared to death."
Tang Er was very surprised, "Master, you are not convincing at all when you say this with a blank face!"
"My pleasure."
"Master, let's go back and have a look. Just now, that sister wanted to get on the elevator, and it's too pitiful that she has no clothes to wear."
"Apprentice, as a teacher, I think your limited IQ is really pitiful. The reason why the sister didn't wear clothes just now is because she has a good figure and wants to show off her figure. Don't worry about other people's hobbies. Often the kind of people who care about their figure I don’t like to take the elevator, and people take the stairs to keep fit. Do you understand? In the future, when you see such people wanting to take the elevator to be lazy, throw them out and let them go up the stairs. This is the real kindness to help others.”
"Master, you know a lot, I understand what to do."
"Good boy." Brother Pao of Tangmen stroked Tang Er's little bald head "lovingly".
After returning to the first floor, Ningxiu counted outside the community. There are 22 floors in the whole building, but [-] floors are written on the elevator.Where are the extra two layers?
The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone!
Many girls left messages asking why only Hisoka was known in so many stories. Uncle Zha said irresponsibly that I made up all the stories except the Hunter and the Sword. It's in the anime because it doesn't exist at all.
Brother Pao is really amazing, when I wrote it, I sorted out the sects that have appeared and will appear in the future - Tiance (already appeared, female) Wudu (already appeared, female) Wanhua (already appeared, male)
Tangmen (currently appearing, male) Zangjian (will appear later, male) Qixiu (will appear later, almost) Mingjiao (will appear later, male)
The number of appearances of the male account is more than that of the female account, anyway, if there is no CP, it will be like this.
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Tang Er is like Ningxiu, eating meat every now and then, and he doesn't like any meat.
He took Tang Er to the nearby snack street for a stroll, and after bringing back a bunch of snacks, the two stood in the same elevator again.Tang Er's stomach is like a bottomless pit that can't be filled. He has eaten a lot in the snack street, but now he grabs the mutton skewers and eats them with relish.
Food is full of attraction to Tang Er, and he is not tired of the same elevator thing now, just like when he got on the elevator right now, he rushes to press the fifteenth floor.
Maybe it was too late, and there were still only the two of them in the elevator.This time Ningxiu paid attention to the number keys representing the floors. There are a total of twenty number keys from the first floor to the 22nd floor, and there are no [-]th and [-]th floors in between.He understood what the extra two layers were.
When human beings are superstitious, they will burn incense and worship Buddha to believe in religion. People who do business will taboo many things. For example, there will be no room numbers like 014 in hotels, and there will be no fourteen or eighteen floors in the buildings built. It will jump directly to the fifteenth floor.The [-]th-floor apartment that Ningxiu bought was actually the [-]th-floor apartment.
When the elevator stopped in the dark corridor, Ning Xiubai glanced at the bright red number fourteen on the elevator display screen, and then led Tang Er out of the elevator with a blank expression.
"Master, is that naked sister still there?"
Ningxiu touched Tang Er's little bald head lovingly, and said kindly, "My dear apprentice, go ahead and give my teacher a light."
"...Master, I am bald, not a light bulb."
"Your bald head is very bright." Ning Xiu said seriously.
"But my bald head is not a light bulb."
"It's okay, as long as it's bright."
"A bald head won't shine!"
"Apprentice, you are really useless."
"Master, why didn't you turn on the light bulb on this floor?"
"Maybe the property owner thinks that people on this floor don't need light bulbs."
"Really?" tat
The sound of caracalla in the depths of the corridor came intermittently, as if a monster suppressed in the darkness was about to break through the shackles and break out.The cold breath entangled like tarsal maggots.Ningxiu was in a daze while taking out the key, he seemed to have traveled to a strange world again.If you think about it again, such nonsense as time travel exists, and it’s nothing to see a few ghosts in reality. The lady ghost can’t stand the emptiness and loneliness and just came out for a walk. The painful thing of exorcising ghosts is not our business. .
Caracalla's voice suddenly became agitated, but it was heard from all directions.
The new neighbor is a female ghost.After such a cognition appeared in Ningxiu's mind, he stopped in the corridor and waited to say hello to his new neighbor before entering the house.
The corridor was pitch black and there was no light. It was no pressure for Ningxiu, who had lived in Heixing for more than ten years. Human beings are naturally afraid of the dark, but unexpectedly, this brat Tang Er had no fear of the dark. Slim next to him without saying a word and continue to eat lamb kebabs and cold soda.When the sound of "Ka Ka Ka" came to my ears, a ghostly face of a young woman with light effects appeared.
Ningxiu tried to give his sister a smile, but unfortunately, the moment he crossed over and opened his eyes, he found that the body's facial nerves were paralyzed, referred to as facial paralysis.After working hard for a long time, the corners of his mouth only opened a little, thanks to the light effect brought by the appearance of the female ghost, so that Tang Er could see the changes on his master's face.
The bear child bit the bamboo stick in confusion and asked, "Master, why are you sneering?"
Ningxiu stared viciously at Tang Er who didn't know why, and sneered at Nimei!You brat, don't tear down Master's platform like this!As a teacher, I also want to smile like a spring breeze facing the sea and spring flowers blooming!How cruel the reality is! Who set Tangmen Paoge to be paralyzed!
When the paralyzed Paoge worked hard for a long time, he could only sneer at the female ghost. The female ghost's already ferocious face was distorted into a distorted shape. voice.
The murderous look on Ningxiu's face became even heavier, and he said clearly and slowly, "What do you think?" You said what I want you to do to you!I just want to give you a friendly smile. If your face is mutilated and you can’t see the expression, forget it. My face is intact!But I can't laugh!
The female ghost was silent for a moment and then backed away, "...a good ghost...don't fight...a wicked man..."
The lights in the corridor came back on one by one, leaving behind a large and small figure standing in the empty corridor.Tang Er pulled Ningxiu's clothes, "Master, what is a villain?"
Ningxiu couldn't speak, and the title of "evil man" was in a mess.Sister ghost, come back!you misunderstood!You are really mistaken!Come back and let me explain!
No matter how much he stared at the corridor affectionately, he couldn't call the female ghost sister. After drinking the last sip of orange soda, Tang Er rubbed his eyes and said, "Master, can we go to sleep?"
Ningxiu kicked the door angrily, and the female ghost sister who was hiding in the ceiling mezzanine couldn't help but trembled when she heard the heroic sound of the anti-theft door falling down: unexpectedly, a horizontal one lived in!It's not easy being a ghost!
"Wash your face and brush your teeth, go back to your room and go to sleep."
"Good night, Master."
Tang Er looked at the master who was pressing the landline to make a call at the door of the room. As soon as the phone was connected, Brother Pao's cool voice fired, "Hey, what is the anti-theft door of House 15 on the 1501th floor? Open it!" The door just fell down, why are you playing with me? Is the law and order in your community very good? It’s so good that every house can stay open at night? Why do you press the door frame? Take the door back for me, I don’t need a door in this house , I will directly ask you to take responsibility for what is missing in the house in the future. Thank you very much for your kind and warm service, good night. Please ask someone to come up tomorrow and remove the No. [-] door on the [fourteenth] floor, thank you."
The harsh voice made the female ghost's sister feel cold, Tang Er stroked his bald head, yawned and went to sleep.
After hanging up the phone, Manager Wang complained to his wife that the current resident was really hard to deal with. Recalling the cold voice on the other end of the phone, he couldn't help muttering: "That resident is not a member of the underworld, is it?" ?Maybe a killer, who do you want to snipe living in a tall building?"
When Steward Wang came to the door the next day with the door-repair master, he was dumbfounded at the anti-theft door with the door frame falling off, "This, what's going on, our project quality is up to standard, and it will definitely not be a little bit worse." Sitting on the sofa in the room, Pao Ge, with his back straight and long hair casually tied into a bunch, watched the blue cat naughty three thousand questions on TV on the Central Children's Channel with a blank expression.Sitting aside, Tang Er stared intently and became aroused.
Guanshi Wang tried to speak to this glamorous and noble brother Pao, but after Brother Pao turned his face slightly and gave him a look of "Do you want to die?", Guanshi Wang sullenly helped the door repairer to lift the door.
Afterwards, the Jinyun community spread the news that the cool guy on the 15th floor was tall, rich and handsome, but had a particularly annoying temper.Of course it couldn't stop.
After living in Jinyun Community for two months, Tang Er went to a nearby elementary school that was a 10-minute walk away. When he came back that day, he brought back his classmate, a little girl!Little Lolita was wearing a Chinese-style school uniform with a big ponytail. When she saw Ningxiu when she entered the door, she threw herself into his arms and called out to her father.What an affectionate childish call, what an exciting scene where father and daughter recognize each other.Tang Er couldn't help but wiped the corners of his eyes, "That's great Master, you found your daughter."
Ningxiu patted the little friend who was in his arms, it was a small comfort.Afterwards, she put Lolita on the sofa, got up and walked towards Tang Er. Of course, there would be no good things waiting for Tang Er after performing such a scene for Ningxiu today.Loli blushed as she watched Ningxiu beat Tang Erpang, leaving only a frightened look on her tender face.
Ningxiu raised his head and gave Lori a "friendly smile", "What did you call me just now?"
"Uncle, uncle."
"Hey, are you Tang Er's classmate?"
"Master, her name is Lin Lin, she is my deskmate. She said she wanted to find her father. Her father has long hair and doesn't like to talk. He fights very hard. I knew it was you, Master."
"Hey boy, you can't be so heartless. If she said that her grandpa has long hair and doesn't like to talk and is tough, do you think it's me too?"
"Master is right. Since you are not Lin Lin's father, who is?"
"Ask her mother."
"I can't ask now. Lin Lin's mother is sick and hospitalized, so Lin Lin wants to find her father."
The short nine-year life of this little loli is a bloody drama. Her mother gave birth to her before she was married, and she still doesn't know who her biological father is. She follows her mother, mother and daughter, and they depend on each other for their lives. They have been slandered by relatives. .Not long ago, Little Lolita's mother was in a car accident and was sent to the hospital with serious injuries, but the driver who caused the accident escaped, and the hospital's treatment expenses consumed her mother's little savings.After the story was told, Tang Er, the brat, wiped his tears with a towel.Ning Xiu was expressionless and peeled an apple with the hidden weapon hidden in his pocket.
"Master, let's help Lin Lin find her father." Tang Er burst into tears.
Ningxiu sneered, "Okay, I'll go to her mother to propose marriage, can I be her stepfather?"
"Master, you are so great." Tang Er's tears became more violent.
The little girl also burst into tears, "No, I don't want a stepfather, the stepfather will beat people."
"..." Ningxiu stared at little Lolita for a long time, he was reflecting on how terrible he was to reach such a point.No, it's definitely not his fault. Thinking about how polite and polite he is, and he knows how to get revenge, there's no reason for little Lolita to cry so badly.
Tang Er comforted himself
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