Lost Guide

"What is it?" He He'er moved his head closer, intending to listen carefully to Qian Danen's words, but Qian Danen suddenly breathed out black mist, He Heer moved closer, and just happened to bump into it, sucking the black mist I felt cold all over my body, and passed out as soon as my eyes went dark.

"In the world of danmei, we have to keep pace with the times. This trick of troubled boys is already old-fashioned. A weak and beautiful boy appeared on the mountain in the middle of the night. Even the fools know that there is a ghost! So, a very survivable boy appeared. Only a strong man is reasonable, and this strong man is stupid and pitiful, so that can teach people to lower their guard!"

"Your Majesty is wise!" Qian Danen threw the unconscious He He'er to the ground, and then showed admiration for the King.

That He He'er woke up in pain from the fall, he rolled on the ground, and found himself lying on the gorgeous brocade carpet.He raised his head, only to see extravagant crystal lanterns hanging all around, exuding a bright luster.And on the jeweled golden throne, sat a male god who was still blindingly luxurious.He was wearing a dazzling golden thread feather fur, a peacock feather fan inlaid with five rubies in his palm, a gold silk crown on his head, his eyes were like a phoenix, and his eyebrows were like a daisy. He really looked like a coquettish man.

He Heer said: "You are..."

Qian Danen said: "This is our king, Blue Peacock."

He He'er said: "A person lives up to his name."

Blue Peacock said slowly, "Brother Jun?"

He He'er really regretted being given such a nonsense name, he only replied: "Yes..."

The blue peacock raised the feather fan, and Qian Danen carried He Heer to the blue peacock, and threw it at the blue peacock's feet.He Heer's force value was greatly reduced because of being tricked, otherwise, although it would be difficult for him to deal with the mountain god Blue Peacock, he would not be thrown around casually by fish, shrimps and crabs like Qian Danen.

Blue Peacock put the feather fan under He He'er's chin, forcing him to lift his chin, then said with a smile: "It's quite handsome. Gu likes it very much."

He He'er hurriedly said: "What do I like? I...what am I! I'm so handsome! In fact, my real name is Brother File...I will only tarnish your beautiful Feathered!"

Blue Peacock smiled softly: "Brother Jun is very good."

He He'er thought about it for a while, and said: "King Sparrow, I have seen a very beautiful one, so beautiful that no one can match it, do you want to consider him?"

The blue peacock narrowed his eyes and said, "Really?"

He He'er hurriedly said: "Really, she is very beautiful, even more...better than you..."

When the blue peacock heard it, his eyes suddenly brightened.Then Qian Danen roared: "Nonsense! Is there anyone in the world who is more beautiful than our king?"

He He'er said: "This... This aesthetic thing is very subjective. But he is very beautiful. If you let me go back to the monk's house, he will come to me. You will know at that time that what I said is true gone."

Blue Peacock smiled and said: "If someone dares to deceive Gu, Gu will let his bones be the support for Gu's new bed."

He He'er hurriedly said: "My skeleton is too small...can't hold it up..."

The blue peacock took the feather fan and gently swept He He'er's face, held He He'er's slender wrist, still smiled, and said, "That's right."

He He'er couldn't help shivering.Naturally, He He'er has a small frame, because he was killed before he was fully developed. Although he was resurrected with the immortal energy of Yaochi, he couldn't grow up anymore.

Blue Peacock is also a well-known mountain god, known for his extraordinary beauty, narcissistic personality and huge harem.

He Heer squatted beside the throne, and asked again: "Those monks and mages are also you..."

"No." Blue Peacock denied.

Qian Danen said again: "It's really not the king. The king is not interested in bald donkeys and bull noses."

He He'er said: "Then why did you arrest me?"

"Because the king is interested in you."

Qian Danen is a human being, he is indeed a policeman in the county, but he is also the eyeliner of Blue Peacock.He heard that a handsome brother came from the village and stayed on the mountain, so he went up the mountain to trick He Heer and offered it to the blue peacock.

Blue Peacock dismissed Qian Danen, and said to He Heer: "Brother Jun has a fairy spirit in him."

He He'er was startled suddenly, and said: "Yes... I am a cultivator..."

The blue peacock smiled slightly, and then swept He He'er's neck with the peacock feather fan, the itching made He He'er tremble.Blue Peacock put the feather fan back to his hand, took out a white fox fur from the feather fan, and said, "Brother Jun has fox fur on his neck."

He He'er couldn't help being startled: Could it be that it was stained on Tongtu's body?This peacock is indeed the world's number one homosexual, and his observation skills are too strong.

The blue peacock said: "Is the beauty that Brother Jun mentioned a fox?"

He He'er also knew that he couldn't hide it, so he said: "Yes, she is a very beautiful fox fairy."

Blue Peacock said: "I don't like foxes."

He Heer hurriedly said: "He is really beautiful! Don't you try it? How do you know you don't like it if you don't try it?"

Blue Peacock said: "The fox is too smelly."

"No, he's different. It's fragrant, it's very fragrant. It's called a fragrance. You can move your index finger when you smell it! And he's beautiful, so beautiful. That's a beauty. You just saw it." All you have is a burning heart!" Mr. Tu Hu, I'm sorry for you, but what I said is also true.And your spells are so powerful, you shouldn't be afraid of this peacock, right?

The blue peacock narrowed his eyes, but did not speak.

In order to protect himself, He He'er is now like a bustard eager to sell: "And he's still a virgin! The thousand-year-old kind!"

The blue peacock smiled and said: "The thousand-year-old virgin fox is still beautiful. Gu is a little interested."

He He'er couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But the blue peacock said again: "But before seeing him, I still have to eat today's supper first." Saying this, the blue peacock waved the feather fan, and the clothes on He Heer's body fluttered unscientifically. up.He He'er didn't know where to cover it better, so he simply covered the blue peacock's eyes.Blue Peacock felt that He He'er's futile resistance was quite interesting, so he smiled charmingly, and was about to do something, but suddenly a strong wind blew, and a figure jumped in, pounced on Blue Peacock!

Naturally, Blue Peacock went to pick up the trick immediately, and He He'er naturally went to pick up the clothes immediately.He Heer watched the fight while putting on his clothes, but saw that the person who came was none other than the old cat immortal monk whom he had not seen for a long time.Blue Peacock and Old Cat Immortal Monk went through a few tricks, and the two of them stood in the posture of standing masters. For a while, neither the enemy nor I could move.

He He'er said while fastening his trouser belt: "Master, are you here to save me?"

Only then did the old cat immortal monk come to his senses and said, "Why are you here?"

——Are you not here to save me...

He He'er asked: "Then why is Master here?"

The old cat fairy monk turned his head and said, "Are you the blue peacock?"

Blue Peacock smiled gracefully and said, "It's the lonely king, didn't you ask for advice?"

The old cat fairy monk said: "I am the old cat fairy monk. With 9000 years of skill, you may not be my opponent? But I am a monk, and I am merciful. I advise you to hand over "Zi Zhi Adultery Uncensored Collection" obediently. Give it to me, or don't blame the old monk for killing him!"

He He'er thought to himself: I haven't seen you for a long time, and Master's lower limit has been refreshed again!

The blue peacock laughed as soon as he heard it: "I thought it was something to work for the immortal monk. It was for this, why didn't I say it earlier?"

The old cat immortal monk was overjoyed and said, "You want to give it to me?"

The blue peacock shook the feather fan and said: "That's natural, but... I wonder if the immortal monk would like to give the high foot to Gu?"

"Although I don't know who the 'mushroom' is, but whoever you love can take it..." The old cat fairy monk said here, but he received He He'er's sad eyes again, and seemed to suddenly think of something, stomped his feet, and said, " Emma, ​​I'm so crazy! Why don't I remember, my apprentice is engaged to be married."

Blue Peacock said: "Really?"

The old cat immortal monk said: "Really. He has a Qin-Jin agreement with the Yunlang Mang Lord of the demon way, and they are married with their fingertips. Although they are not married, it is only a matter of time."

Blue Peacock heard the words, and said: "Then there is no other way, Gu also admires Yunlang Mang Lord's personality. In this case, Gu also has no choice but to wish the two get married quickly, because Gu loves to ravage husbands more than to torture young men." As the saying goes, a friend's wife, don't give up!"

He Heer's mood is quite complicated.

But the old cat immortal monk said again: "Then Peacock, can you give me that book?"

Blue Peacock replied: "The book is in Zangshu Pavilion, please follow Gu to get it."

After hearing this, the old cat fairy monk happily followed to get it, completely unaware of the blue peacock's obscene eyes.The old cat immortal monk never imagined that his virgin body, which he had guarded for 9000 years, would actually be lost under the crotch of the most coquettish male god in the Three Realms.He never thought that this coquettish male god would make him so happy!It made him climax again and again, and the waves screamed again and again, and the entire Peacock King cave echoed his high-pitched meowing spring.

The skill of the old cat Mingchun was not hidden, and He He'er, who was already poisoned, was so shocked that he suffered internal injuries.He He'er thought to himself, Master has really fallen...

Although the old cat fairy monk is very cool, but when the day comes, his sanity has returned, and he can't help but think that he is a 9000-year-old fairy, and his old face can't bear such a shame.Therefore, he took the book and left, but every time he took a book and came back to return the book or borrow the next one, he "had to" have sex again.