Lost Guide

After the blue peacock and the old cat fairy monk had finished their sex, they came to see He He'er again, and saw He He'er curled up on the ground. The stunted boy's body was trembling, which seemed pitiful.When a man is satisfied, he will always become more talkative. The cross-species communication between the blue peacock and the old cat last night was quite intense and touching, so the blue peacock became very friendly this morning.Seeing that Blue Peacock's smile was so healthy and obscene, He He'er knew that he was in a good mood, so he took the opportunity to say:

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, who actually captured the monks and mages?"

The blue peacock was in a good mood, and replied, "It seems to be a fox demon."

— Could it be the three poisons!

He Heer cheered up and asked, "What kind of fox is it? Is it beautiful?"

The blue peacock replied: "Naturally, she is beautiful and incomparable, but I was afraid that he would suck sperm, so I never tried it with the demon fox."

——It turns out that the blue peacock's sperm hasn't figured it out yet, and it still has some sense.

He He'er asked again: "Where is that fox demon now?"

"He, seeing that there is no 'food' on this mountain, he left." Blue Peacock narrowed his eyes and said, "What? Does Brother Jun know him too?"

He He'er hesitated for a moment before answering: "I'm not sure either. I'm looking for a fox demon."

Blue Peacock smiled and said, "It's easy to find him... That fox demon seems to have a special preference for cultivators."

He He'er understood immediately: "Is that why he specifically attacked monks and mages?" There are also witches before the battle!Wizards are also cultivators, so they are attacked.So is this three-poison demon fox controlled by the clergy?

Blue Peacock smiled slightly, and said: "Forget it, since the old cat fairy monk is Jun Ge'er's master, and Yunlang Mang Jun is Jun Ge'er's fiancé, then Gu will let Jun Geer go for now."

He Heer thought to himself: When will this peacock give up speaking in the third person?Does he say "you" and "I" and die or something?

After all, Blue Peacock is a moral person, if he says to let him go, he will let him go, and he said that he will not touch him until He He'er becomes a wife, so he directly ordered Qian Danen to send He He'er back to the monk's house.But this incident made He He'er feel a lump in his heart: his marriage with Lord Yunlang Mang was obviously not voluntary, it was decided before he was born.The tribe he was born in is very backward, and the more backward, the easier it is to have extreme nature worship.Sacrifice is a tradition of their tribe.He was chosen as the fiancé of the god of rivers, so he was strictly trained in body and diet from birth, and he was not allowed to talk to anyone except his family.At the age of 16, he was pushed into the water by his family and drowned, and dedicated to Lord Yunlang Mang.His soul is stored in a paper umbrella, because the paper umbrella is a very important token of love for the snake demon.On the day of his death, the heaven promulgated a regulation to abolish the inhuman sacrifice method, and his marriage with Yunlang was also declared invalid.His soul bathed in the Yaochi and was reborn, but he didn't want to go back to his hometown and face the ruthless clansmen, so he stayed in the Yaomo Road as the betrothed of Lord Yunlangmang.Later, he practiced immortality together with the old cat immortal monk.

To be honest, he didn't want to fulfill his marriage contract with Lord Yunlang Mang at all.Ordinary couples, no matter how deeply destined they are, they will barely live together for the rest of their lives, and they will be separated when they die. If he and Yunlang really get married, they will be lingering for generations to come. Just thinking about it makes you feel horrible. .It's just that Mr. Yunlang Mang cared so much for He He'er that it was difficult for He He'er to ask for divorce.It's also because Yun Lang is a caring person, and he never mentioned marriage to He He'er, just holding the title of marriage contract.

He He'er had just crossed the threshold of the ruined temple when he heard a gust of breeze, and it turned out that Mr. Tu Hu came forward anxiously, and said, "I didn't see you when I came back, so I thought something happened to you."

It turns out that the Peacock King's cave has an enchantment, so Mr. Tuhu can't sense the existence of He He'er.He He'er replied: "I'm fine, I also got news about the three poisonous fox demons, do you want to hear it?"

Mr. Tuhu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What is it?"

He He'er then replied: "It turns out that the three poisonous fox demons were specially designed to ambush cultivators, and this also provided a guideline for us to ambush him."

Mr. Tuhu said, "That's all right."

He He'er said again: "The Peacock King said that he has left this mountain, let's look for him elsewhere."

Tong Tuhu said: "Okay."

He He'er experienced a night of rest, and Qian Danen's poison to him was also cured, so he was in good spirits, and thinking of the old cat fairy monk lost in the Peacock Mountain, he couldn't help thinking: I hope he is satisfied with this, and don't go there again Find that Three Poison Demon Fox.

He He'er asked Qian Dan'en again: "Do you know, is there any place with a lot of cultivators near here?"

Qian Dan'en pondered for a while, and said: "Five hundred miles to the west, there is Mount Afang. Mount Afang is where the palace of the Northern King is located. There are many ascetics, all praying for the Northern Kingdom."

He He'er thought: Isn't the Northern King the lord of Gan Bairen?I don't know if the fall of Lijiacheng has a big impact on them?I think Gan Bairen is also a strong player. Losing him will not be easy for Bei Wang, right?

Qian Danen said to He He'er again: "Now the number of witches in front of the battle has dropped sharply, and the King of the North is recruiting all wizards from the North Kingdom. You can also try it."

He He'er said: "Good idea. Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"Then I won't be polite." As he said that, He He'er punched Qian Danen flat in the face, and then kicked him a few more times, "Do you think I forgot about the revenge plotted last night? Die you! Just because of you, dead head, I, the most intelligent person in the heavens, almost lost my body on the bed of the most coquettish ghost in the three worlds... Maybe there is no bed, you die! Die!" While cursing and kicking, his feet cramp Only then give up.

After Qian Danen was beaten by Fatty, he said angrily: "You hit me like that! The Peacock King will not let you go!"

He He'er snorted coldly: "Let him come! Anyway, I can see that he can't leave the cave. Otherwise, I don't need your useless guy to help."

Qian Danen was stunned for a while, then asked: "The king can't leave the cave?"

He He'er said: "So you don't know?"

Qian Danen thought about it carefully, but he had never seen the Peacock King leave the cave.

He He'er replied: "He has been cursed by the earth and cannot leave the cave."

Qian Danen was controlled by the Peacock King when he got lost in the mountains and entered the cave by mistake.There are not many people who have been manipulated by the Peacock King like this, and it can even be said that they are all over the country.They will regularly offer beauty treasures, and the peacock king will also use spells to give them some benefits.It's just that everyone thought that the Peacock King had been sitting on the throne and never left because of his noble status, but they didn't expect that the Peacock King was cursed and could not leave.

He He'er and Tongtu Hujun left the ruined temple, leaving Qian Danen alone in a daze.Mr. Tuhu asked He He'er, "Why did you beat that man?"

He He'er replied: "Because he offended me. Almost killed by him!"

Tong Tuhu said: "What happened last night?"

He He'er found that this question was a bit too difficult to answer. Although he could speak clearly in a few words, he suddenly became a character in a dog-blood drama, and he obviously refused to speak in a few words.As a big man, it is really too much to say "Last night I was dragged to the cave by this brainless man with no force and was almost OOXXed by a peacock. It's difficult.

Seeing that He He'er's face was so red and green, Mr. Tuhu thought for a while before asking: "Have you lost your virginity?"

"No!" He Heer groaned strangely and said, "Why do you think so?"

Mr. Tu Hu said: "Because I don't have a deep understanding of people, I roughly know the two things of being killed and losing one's body."

He He'er thought to himself: The education given to Tong Tu Hujun is too distorted.If I had known that he was such a curious and motivated kid, I wouldn't have taken him to the military camp, and I wouldn't have let him see so many messy personnel affairs... You see, he is almost broken by now.And the most annoying thing is that he guessed in the right direction!

He He'er thought again: Isn't that what happened to the elder brother's tragedy?He has seen too many bad facts, so no matter how arrogant and arrogant he is, he still inevitably becomes a bad person.I can't let Mr. Tu Hu be polluted.

"Well, let's not go to Afang Mountain." He He'er hooked Mr. Tu Hu's shoulders and said, "Let's stay in this village for a few days, and let you see what the folk customs are simple and warm. "

In order to help Mr. Tongtu Hu establish a good impression on the world, He Heer brought Mr. Tongtu Hu to a village on a mountain top.The village is called Shanshan Village, and the folk customs are very simple as soon as you hear the name, He He'er is determined to stay here, and let Tong Tuhu Jun transform into a thirteen or fourteen-year-old servant boy to follow.When they arrived at Shanshan Village, it was already night, and every household was lit with lights, and the warm lights came out from the houses, which was very warm.The door of a small thatched hut opened, and a naked man was kicked out, drifting in a parabola and rolling several times on the ground.The owner of the hut came out, kicked his penis a few times, and said, "Take your penis that will never hang down and let me roll without stopping!"

The naked man said helplessly, "At least give me some clothes to cover it up!"

The villager pointed at him and cursed: "You little bastard, if you don't look carefully, you can't see it, cover it up! Do you want to cover it with a toothpick?"

The naked man had no choice but to crawl away, so he could only grab the plantains grown in the next room to cover his body.It was also because of his unlucky nature. The aunt in the next room was pouring water, and when she saw him grabbing her plantain, she couldn't help being furious, and raised a bucket to hit him on the head fifty times.He He'er was so stunned, he raised his head to look at the archway at the entrance of the village, and confirmed that the three characters "Kindness Village" were really written on it.Although he is not well-educated, these three words are still unmistakable—or is it that the villagers in this village have a wrong understanding of "kindness"?