Lost Guide

That night, the mountain was cool, and He He'er slept on the four big tails, covered the remaining four big tails as a quilt, and had a dream comfortably.In the dream, Sha Yu was sitting quietly in the meditation hall, reciting the scriptures meticulously and patiently, holding rosary beads on his white jade-like fingertips, and the incense lingering around his figure, making him look even more like a fairy.He He'er wanted to call him, but for a moment he didn't know whether to call him big brother or Tong Tu.

Waking up the next day, He He'er was still a little dazed when he saw Mr. Tu Hu.Mr. Tong Tuhu thought he didn't sleep well, and said, "Didn't sleep well last night?"

He He'er sighed: "I had a dream last night."

"Dream what?"

"I... don't know..." He He'er sighed deeply, "I don't know if it's you or Big Brother."

Mr. Tong Tuhu was stunned, and said, "Didn't you say that I am very different from him?"

But He Heer said: "Because I found that you are not so heartless."

Mr. Tong Tuhu frowned and said, "Then do you think I am the same person as him now?"

"That's not true." He He'er shrugged and said, "If he becomes perverted and vicious, he will be easy to recognize."

"Perverted... Vicious..." Mr. Tu Hu was quite surprised, "Sha Yuyin?"

"That's right!" He He'er said, "If he is as pure as you are, then how do you think the Three Poisons came from?"

Mr. Tong Tuhu only said: "Then why should I confuse him? I'm not vicious."

He He'er said: "Because he has a holy side, a vicious side, a gentle side, and a cruel side, he is a very complicated person."

Tong Tuhu said: "There are such people in the world."

"The world is much more interesting than the gods." He He'er smiled and said, "Okay, we don't understand anything and have to ask everything, Mr. Xianjun, can we set off to find the tail?"

Mr. Tu Hu asked, "Where can I find it?"

He He'er replied: "Let's go to a place with many people first. I'm not like you who can leave the world and be independent. It's impossible for a person to be separated from the crowd, and so is a demon."

The water of the lake is extremely clear, like a huge piece of blue glass inlaid in the green hills.There are many women washing clothes by the water, including young women.Because Mr. Tu Hu's appearance is too conspicuous, so he had to be invisible, so He He'er went online, walked to the women in a big way, played his qualities as a woman's friend, coughed twice, and said: "Several beauties , Is there any place nearby where I can set my feet?"

As soon as he was called a "beauty", all the beautiful girls bowed their heads in response, but the enthusiastic aunt leaned over and replied, "Young brother is so handsome, where did he come from?"

He He'er didn't want to be molested by her aunt, so she just smiled and said, "Well... I'm not particularly handsome either."

"We didn't say you were particularly handsome, just so-so handsome."

Hearing this, He He'er almost vomited blood, and really wanted to reply "We didn't say you are beautiful, you are not only not beautiful, but also a so-so girl", but he would never say such words anyway, Facing middle-aged women, that is even more afraid to speak.So he said: "Yeah, I have always felt that I am not very handsome, and I will improve it in the future. Is there any place for me to step down, beauties?"

An aunt replied: "There are no hotels in our village. Originally, there was a small temple on the side of the mountain, which specially received some tourists, and it was free. But now... well, I advise you not to go."

He He'er asked: "Why? Is there a charge now?"

The aunt shook her head, looking hesitant to speak.The middle-aged aunt's desire to speak is nothing more than "come and beg me". The so-called aunt's mouth is more leaky than a bamboo basket, and she can't keep secrets at all.He He'er carefully studied the faces of the aunts, and using his mind, which has read goofy novels, deduced: "There is a ghost! Isn't it?"

After hearing this, the aunt hurriedly said, "How do you know?"

He He'er said: "I'm not afraid of ghosts."

The aunt said: "But... that ghost is very fierce. In one night, all the monks in the temple disappeared. Also, all the mages invited to perform the practice disappeared. Do you really want to go?"

Another aunt said: "Why don't you come and live at my house, brother? Our family is big, so it's fine to let you rest for a day and midnight."

He He'er then said: "No need, I'll just go to the temple and stay for one night. My life is very tough, I'll be fine."

The aunt frowned and said, "What's your name, little brother? I'll erect a monument for you after you die?"

He He'er frowned, laughed a few times, and said, "Aunt... you are so kind, big beauty, I, I, I'm called Brother Jun."

The aunt praised: "This name is really loud... It's a pity... so early..."

He He'er said: "It's okay, my life is really hard! Generally speaking, I can't die."

He He'er felt a little lucky, thinking, the ghosts in the temple are not the three poisonous fox demons, right?But even if it wasn't him, he couldn't sit idly by, at least my traveling companion wouldn't.

The small temple was already a bit deserted, it became a ruined temple, the courtyard was covered with cobwebs, and the statue of the god was also covered with dust.He He'er went to the monk's house, cleaned up and then lay down on the common bunk, crossed his hands with Mr. Tuhu and did not work, saw that He He'er had cleaned up, and then lay down on the common bunk slowly.He He'er said to Tu Hujun, "Make me a pillow for Tiaowei."

Mr. Tuhu wanted to say that his tail was not for such a use, but he only replied: "The tail of a fox can't be exposed casually."

He Heer said: "Now is not a random moment, it is very important, I sleep without a pillow, I will have a stiff neck."

Mr. Tong Tuhu had no choice but to compromise and said: "Or you can rest my arm."

He He'er flatly refused: "Your hands are hard, how can you have a tail?"

Mr. Tong Tuhu only changed his paws back to their original shape, and covered them with his wide sleeves. The bulging one really looked like a cotton pillow. He Heer poked it with his hand and found that it was really soft and fluffy, so he put his head on it .When He He'er rested his head on the soft fox paws, he realized that his face was very close to Mr. Tu Hu's, and his breath was almost entangled.

But he thought to himself: Mr. Tuhu doesn't have emotions and desires, it's because I have too many distracting thoughts.But he's so beautiful, it's hard for a mortal like me to resist

Mr. Tongtuhu is the mountain god of Qingqiu. His breath is like the morning dew on the hills. It is a little moist but very refreshing. This effect is beyond the reach of ordinary people who eat a ton of green arrows.He He'er rested his head on this soft arm, breathing the unique breath of Tuhu Jun's mountain god.

He He'er seemed to think of something again, and said: "Will you be here so that ghost won't dare to come?"

Tongtu Hujun said: "Then shall I leave again?"

He He'er said: "Yes, you can go now."

After hearing this, Mr. Tong Tuhu flew away.He He'er couldn't help sighing: Tong Tu is really the most controlling god I've ever seen.Tell him to go east and never go west.

He He'er lay back on the bed, feeling uncomfortable under the back of his head.It's okay to sleep without a beautiful woman, not even a pillow, life is really lonely like snow.He He'er rolled around on the bunk and felt that it was too spacious.He just rolled on the bunk until midnight... Maybe, he was really too used to Mr. Tuhu being with him?

In the middle of the night, he suddenly felt a yin attack, but saw a man rushing in from outside the house, with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes, showing half of his chest and shoulders, exactly like the male version of the murdered girl in the TV series.However, the half of the shoulders exposed by this man are thick and round, as strong as Stallone, and a large area of ​​chest hair is exposed in addition to his chest. It is really hard to believe that he has been molested.

He He'er didn't know how to respond for a while.

But the man rushed in and threw himself on the kang.Maybe he himself knew that his weight was about twice that of He He'er, so he didn't fall weakly into He He'er's arms.

He He'er was taken aback, and said, "Brother, how are you doing?"

The strong man pointed at the door with his muscular arms trembling, and said, "There are chrysanthemum pickers!"

——Is the current chrysanthemum picker so heavy?

He He'er couldn't think about it, and didn't know whether the strong man was really killed, so he could only say anxiously: "Then what do you want? How about I call you an arrester?"

The brawny man said, "I'm just a fast catcher!"

"..."

The brawny man put on his clothes, took out his badge, and said, "I'm a police officer from this county, and I'm here to investigate the disappearance of the Buddhist monk. Are you the 'Brother Jun' that the aunt said?"

Only then did He He'er remember the pseudonym he made up indiscriminately, so he nodded and said, "Yes, I am."

The strong man sat down on the bunk and said, "My name is Qian Danen."

"Brother Qian, hello." He He'er nodded and said, "But you are a fast catcher, how did you meet the chrysanthemum picker?"

When Qian Danen heard this, he also felt ashamed: "I...my martial arts are very good, don't doubt me!"

"Absolutely no doubt. You can tell at a glance that you have exquisite bones and strong martial arts." He He'er thought to himself, this arrester must be very responsible and bold if he can go to such a ghostly place in the middle of the night to handle cases. It's just that I met a more powerful chrysanthemum picker—could this chrysanthemum picker be the Three Poisons?No... If it was the Three Poisons, how could it possibly give a mortal a chance to escape?

After hearing this, Qian Danen said, "It's just that the chrysanthemum picking thief is too cunning, so I almost fell for it!"

He He'er then asked: "How cunning is that chrysanthemum picker? Besides, he is so cunning, why did he let you escape?"

When Qian Danen heard the words, he shyly refused to speak.He He'er was very curious, and asked: "Say it quickly, tell it quickly, you are a police officer, it is your duty to teach ordinary people out of trouble, tell me quickly!"

Qian Danen then said: "You...don't tell others...that's..."