my dog ​​my king

Regardless of whether Duan Zhenhui is willing or not, the little dog who is eager to treat the big octopus for infertility still pulls him forcefully and rushes towards the huge octopus group.

Of course, in Xi Wei's excited pounce, it's hard to say how much motivation is brought by appetite.

The elders of the Di people had no time to stop them, so they could only stare dumbfounded at the "petite", "fragile" and "harmless" human beings, who threw themselves at the vicious octopus defenselessly. They deliver food.

"The lord..."

The elders secretly clenched their tridents—or, in Xi Wei's language, a kind of fork that is a must for Western food that has been multiplied countless times, and they are ready for battle.

No matter how indifferent Xi Wei is, he is still their lord's friend. If they are hurt... Even if the war is not the result they want, if things must be forced to that point, they will of course still want to protect the lord and the lord. The person to protect is the first priority.

Getting married and giving birth to a baby octopus is no big deal. Tentacles, anyway, it's not that the Di people can't get pleasure from it, but it's another way to say that it hurts the king, whether physically or mentally.

Sensing the attitude of the elders, Dagou was a little embarrassed with a blank face.

Wouldn't being forced to wear a wedding dress to marry the octopus queen and lay eggs for her not hurt the body and spirit of the octopus?

Well, it’s no big deal if you can’t understand the thoughts of these Di people. This is the cultural difference brought about by species differences.

However, will the fish have such a thinking logic?

Big Dog turned his innocent and innocent eyes to Yu Shengyin.

A certain big monster quickly gritted his teeth and denied, "No, he will never have the same idea as these unscrupulous people, and of course I will not have such a low-level alternative and casual concept of sexual interest, absolutely!"

The big dog tilted its head, blinked, swung its long tail, and swam away with its four paws flapping to help the little dog.

"Hey, Xi Momo, stop for me, what do you mean by not talking?"

Yu Shengyin flew out immediately, grabbed the big dog's tail, and rubbed it back and forth in his hands to extract a confession.

How dare you do this...

The big dog suddenly became huge, held Yu Shengyin between its claws, and carried out a horizontal pressure on Mount Tai.

On Xi Wei's side, because he and Duan Zhenhui broke in rashly, the group of deep-sea giant chapters was aroused a huge commotion. The tentacles as thick as petrol barrels were tangled ferociously, and the suction cups on them stretched and contracted, densely packed into a large area, which seemed to be a huge commotion. Uglier.

"Well, it looks very elastic..." Xi Wei secretly wiped his saliva.

Who said octopuses are ugly?He doesn't think so.

Look at the red, white and white tentacles, some of which have blue light reflected on them, the sensuality, the elasticity, all show strength and health.Whether grilled or deep-fried, whether sweet or spicy or salt-and-pepper... Hehehe, what is more exciting than seeing the world's top ingredients "helplessly" struggling and writhing in front of you? Out of high spirits, high desire?

The answer is, at least for the current dog boy, the scene in front of him is enough to call it paradise.

The huge coercion from the top of the food chain has brought strong fear to the predators. The panicked octopus uttered a series of sharp infrasonic screams, and the octopuses began to scurry in the water without thinking, trying to escape That horrible feeling of being about to be eaten.

But the result of unorganized and undisciplined blind movement is that they collide with each other, and the tentacles scramble to get tangled together, which makes them look like a huge octopus ball from the outside.

That is a huge takoyaki that has never been seen before, is healthy and environmentally friendly without starch!

Xi Wei let out an uncontrollable, ferocious cheer.

"Brother, come on, I need you!" Takoyaki is still in its raw state, but for top ingredients, the most wonderful cooking method, in fact, only needs a small pinch of flame.

Then, there is incomparable tenderness and golden color.

Almost at the same time, Xi Wei drew out the porcelain gun and released countless vacuum blades, interweaving to form a huge vacuum blade net.

In order to prevent the ingredients from escaping, netting them first is the most basic conditioned reflex behavior for Xi Wei.

The vacuum blade net expanded rapidly, covering the octopuses head-on with overwhelming force.

"Wait...wait..." Duan Zhenhui opened his mouth wide in shock, drank several sips of sea water before realizing what he was supposed to do, and immediately grabbed Xi Weiwei's wrist tightly.

"Weiwei, have you forgotten what we are here for? I can't be a Chinese medicine doctor, no... I can't be a Chinese medicine practitioner, so why not abduct you a Chinese medicine doctor? In short, don't get excited... Don't get excited!"

"No!"

Xi Wei resigned, "Form a strategic defense system with the Diren Kingdom. After eating the octopus, you can go to the Great White Shark Kingdom. I promise not to eat shark fins. In fact, shark fins are not very tasty. The taste of the fans is not much different. So let me eat this Zhang Yan Kingdom first, okay, Brother Meat Duan~~~~~"

While talking, a certain special soldier king even acted coquettishly at the colonel very shamelessly.

However, Duan Zhenhui didn't feel that Little Gou's gluttony was cute at all at the moment, instead, he felt chills from the depths of his back.

Hey, two-dimensional, be more sober, do you know what you just said?

You said, you want to eat the entire Kingdom of Nightmare!

After eating up all the octopuses in a country, Duan Zhenhui couldn't count how many octopuses there should be.

This kind of extinct behavior will definitely be condemned by God.

"Mmm yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah——!!!"

An incomparably sharp howl erupted violently from the group of giant chapters, even forming a huge sonic vortex in the sea, like a violently erupting nuclear bomb.

A tentacle thicker than the thick oil tank behind the tanker stretched out the octopus like lightning, and slammed towards Xi Wei.

"It's a dish! Thank you!"

Xi Wei immediately smiled, flicked the vacuum blade net, and slashed down on the octopus tentacle.

"pomegranate!"

The big dog instantly became huge and plunged between the two. A piece of platinum flame from its tail intercepted the vacuum blade net. With a swing of its head, it grabbed the huge octopus claw in one bite.

"Ah, brother is so cunning, I haven't even bit my mouth yet." Xi Wei pouted slightly.

"Also, didn't I tell you to control it?Now you are not hungry enough, you are just full.The growth of cultivation base should not be accompanied by low self-control. You can't indulge yourself just because you are young and greedy, understand? 』The big dog seriously criticized the little dog.

"Ugh..."

Xi Wei whined from his throat like a puppy being trained, and lowered his head aggrievedly.

Duan Zhenhui patted his head, "Just know you're wrong, be good, don't cry."

"Don't comfort him. 』The big dog stared at Duan Zhenhui sternly.

It criticizes the little brother, and the meat section comforts the dog boy prematurely, it will only make him forget the lesson.

Really, I don't know a loving mother... No, is it a loving brother who loses his brother?

Duan Zhenhui shrunk his neck, looked at the poor Xi Wei, and murmured, not daring to speak.

However, of course, the big dog couldn't bear to see Xi Wei sad. The little dog didn't make any big mistakes. He just wanted to eat takoyaki. There are too many octopuses in the country, which is not good for the stomach, but my brother's digestion ability Amazing and no big deal.

Duankeke, actually eating takoyaki is not the point, the point is to build a strategic alliance defense system for the country of Diren, if they eat the octopus of this country, then they will have to find another powerful ally for the country of Diren to liberate the country of Diren Hey or fish monsters, so that they can stay on land for a long time and play with them.

I don’t know where the Great White Shark Country or the Sperm Whale Country are, and it’s not easy to find them in the short term. The Chapter Nightmare Country is the most convenient, and the best choice is to solve the problem quickly and go home quickly.

To be honest, Big Dog misses his own spice plants in Wanghai Building a little bit. Although there is no Zhenzhen Yang, its business of selling soap still plans to continue.And the dog boy should also miss his garden, slide, shrimp crawler friend, and hamburger bed.

"Hey, let's not eat these octopuses. When I get home, I will ask you to catch octopuses for you. Although it is smaller than these, I will bake it for you on an iron plate. It must taste very good." ’ said the big dog warmly.

"Hmm..." Xi Wei immediately flew over and buried himself in the soft long fur on the big dog's belly, "Brother, you keep your word."

The big dog rubbed him with his meaty paw, "Of course, I promise. 』

The huge tentacle obviously belonged to Empress Zhang Yan. Even though it was caught by the big dog, it did not intend to give up the fight. As the lord of a country, its strength was naturally very strong.

But it's a pity that it met such a group of people and non-humans, especially Yu Shengyin among them.

He Luojun swam over slowly, reached out and grabbed the thick tentacles, took it out of the big dog's mouth, and then pulled it towards him section by section like a tug of war.

He pulled easily, but no matter how hard Empress Zhang Yan rolled over, roared and struggled, she couldn't break free from Yu Shengyin's pull.

The most frightening thing was that it didn't even have the ability to resist. Before it had time and had no way to abandon that tentacle to escape, it was completely pulled out of the octopus swarm and exposed in front of Yu Shengyin.

"Wow..." Xi Wei secretly poked his head out of the big dog's arms, exclaiming, "What a fat octopus!"

Empress Zhang Yan was so ashamed and indignant that she let out a series of screams.

"The widow sincerely came to ask for marriage, but the king is unwilling to agree, and the widow can't force it. If the marriage is not successful, it will not be successful. Why does the king humiliate the widow like this?"

Yu Shengyin sneered slightly, "Now you know that you can't force it? If I don't show my hand, Your Majesty will treat it as my own courtship and condescend."

Empress Zhang Yan choked up and was speechless.

This is actually true. Juzhang is naturally much stronger than those Di people who only know how to sing beautifully. This is what they have always thought.

If he knew that the power of the Di people's lord was so terrifying, even if he had ten guts, he would definitely not dare to come to propose marriage.As a giant chapter, it also has self-knowledge. Unless the aesthetics are really bad, few creatures are willing to combine with the giant chapter, and the beautiful Di people are definitely even more reluctant.

Of course, the one whose eyes are staring and drooling is rushing towards them desperately, and the one whose appetite is as strong as a giant beast, except for the creatures who don't know whether they are human beings or puppies.

"What does the country want...?" Empress Zhang Yan asked in a low voice, it had lost all arrogance.

Falling into other people's hands, only to be slaughtered, Empress Zhang Yan actually has no hope. That puppy with a strong appetite is obviously very much loved by the Lord of the Di people.

Xi Wei stared at the big fat octopus with bright eyes, and the innocent greedy eyes made Empress Zhang Yan tremble.

Yu Shengyin pulled the corners of his lips, his perfect handsome face showed an evil smile, and began to flicker, "Actually, I personally admire Your Majesty very much, and my citizens also think that the octopus's soft QQ is very cute. We are actually very happy to share with you." The Kingdom of Zhang Nightmare has become a long-term, stable, loyal and mutual friend, and regarding your small request, Empress, given that the friendship between us will be extremely deep, we are also happy to find a way for you. "

Empress Zhang Yan was a little dizzy, but she wasn't completely dizzy, at least she didn't think that Yu Shengyin's so-called sincere friendship was to give birth to her.

Duan Zhenhui hurriedly said, you can give birth by yourself. For an octopus with a strong maternal instinct, is there anything more intimate than the baby octopus hatched from the eggs it laid itself.

Empress Zhang Yan fell silent. If it could give birth by itself, how could it be faked by others? The faint sadness made everyone who felt it feel a little sympathetic.

"We can provide very good doctors," Duan Zhenhui continued, "Uh, 'good' means that his skills are completely inversely proportional to his abnormality."

"It's useless." Empress Zhang Yan shook her huge head, "I have seen many doctors, but I couldn't find out the reason, and the clansmen also found many elixir and various precious tonics, but ... There is nothing I can do, I... I can't give birth at all..."

As she spoke, Empress Zhang Yan became sad, covering her big eyes with her two thick arms and feet, and cried softly.

The group of octopuses in the back immediately felt distressed. They wanted to gather around to comfort their empress, and because of Yu Shengyin's presence, they didn't dare to get too close, so they all said in a hurry that they could find more nutrition. Come to recuperate the empress's body, so don't be sad, and don't give up if there is a glimmer of hope.

Xi Wei blinked and sighed dejectedly. If these octopuses were so united and loving, he couldn't be cruel enough to just treat them as food.

Yu Shengyin clapped his hands and raised his chin to Duan Zhenhui, "Okay, Doctor Mongolia, you should see a doctor quickly."

Duan Zhenhui stared at him, "I will? You find a way to find a pervert I know."

"Where is he?" Yu Shengyin asked anxiously.

Duan Zhenhui thought for a while, "It should be back to Yanjing."

"Maybe with the fish. 』The big dog reminded.

So, with a wave of one hand, Yu Shengyin raised a crystal fish fin in front of him, and the figure of the fish immediately appeared inside.Because of the special connection between him and Yingying, even if the two are not in the same world, they can get in touch immediately.

"Your Majesty? Where are you? In the sea? It looks like my hometown over there. What are you doing? You..."

Yu Shengyin quickly interrupted it, saying that Colonel Duan needs to talk to a certain pervert.

Then, the handsome face of the perverted doctor appeared, and after Duan Zhenhui told him what he wanted him to do, even with the perverted level of a doctor, he was still sluggish for a few minutes.

"Leader, please don't be so ignorant and illiterate, thinking that the extensive and profound medicine of the motherland is applicable to all animals, and then lower the IQ of all graduates from military academies. Can you tell me what the meridians of an octopus look like? Its Where is the uterus, and the ovaries? I heard that the external genitalia of an octopus are its arms and legs, can you tell me how to adjust it? Or just give some suggestions similar to human words..."

"This is an order!" Duan Zhenhui blushed for a while, and had no choice but to growl in a simple and rude manner.

The doctor shrugged, caught a glimpse of the big dog out of the corner of his eye, and quickly took a serious look at the huge Empress Zhang Yan floating in the sea like a magnificent fortress, then frowned slightly.

The big dog showed a questioning look.

The doctor hesitated and said, "Isn't it too huge for its size among octopuses?"

Xi Wei interjected, "Just say it's fat, for example: It's really fat and cute."

Empress Zhang Yan pretended not to hear.

However, it is indeed the fattest octopus in the entire Zhangmai Kingdom, especially for the sake of pregnancy and conditioning the body, the citizens feed it various supplements every day, making it even fatter.

The doctor snapped his fingers, "If the doctors of its race say that its body is fine, then, according to my observation, there is only one possibility."

"What is it?" Empress Zhang Yan asked nervously.

Pointing at it, the doctor snickered, "Ma'am, you are too overweight. If you want to get pregnant, please lose weight first."

The entire Zhangyan Kingdom froze, as if they had suddenly turned into frozen octopuses.

Then, the doctor squeezed his eyes at Xi Wei, "Xi Chi Chi Chi, being overweight will really affect your fertility. You must not lose those beautiful muscles."

Ok?

Xi Wei stared at him stupidly, whoever said eating too much would definitely gain weight, why did he remind him specially, this person is really annoying.

Besides, in their family, the chubby one was never me, but Brother Gou.

The big dog's ears pricked up, and immediately stepped on the defamed little dog under its paws.

"How many times have I told you that under my fur are all muscles! 』