my dog ​​my king

Takoyaki...

It is the kind that digs a lot of small ball holes on the iron plate, drips hot oil, then pours the seasoned powder into the small holes through the funnel, and then adds chopped vegetables, dehydrated spring shrimp, and The most important thing - the extremely tender octopus, and then turn over the delicious laziness in the hole, and the golden rosin balls are baked one by one.

When eating, the white and green sauce is sprinkled with a little bit of delicious seaweed and bonito flakes. The taste...it melts in the mouth, it is indescribable.

Although Xi Wei was already very full, when he heard Takoyaki, his mouth watered reflexively.

"Little gluttonous dog." Yu Shengyin pinched his cheek again, feeling that it was not satisfying, so he leaned forward and took a bite.

Xi Wei didn't care at all, he was completely attracted by the golden octopus balls.

"Fish monster, tell me quickly, where is takoyaki?"

Yu Shengyin winked at him, "For this level of delicacies, you naturally need to hunt them yourself."

Food like takoyaki is a snack that can be seen everywhere on the roadside, but this time the ingredients are unusual, and it should take some effort.

"Big fish, will there be any trouble?" ’ asked the big dog.

It has been several days since Yu Shengyin came to Diren Kingdom, and the big octopus queen who wanted to eat beautiful fish meat has not been dealt with yet. It must not be because Yu Shengyin wanted to feed the dog fresh, so she stayed until now.

Knowing the meaning of the big dog, Yu Shengyin shrugged, "The trouble is that you can't force it, otherwise, once the extremely responsible idiot Yinyin finds out, he will have to blame me."

The yingyu is a body of He Luojun, and he understands that soft crystal fish as clearly as he understands himself.

As the lord of the country, Yingyingyu will definitely put the interests of the Diren Kingdom as the top priority. For the safety of the country and the well-being of the people, it will definitely do things to wrong itself.

The worst thing is that it will not think that its own compromise is a kind of grievance, but it will only regard it as the obligation and responsibility of the king.

Didn't the selfish mermaids in the elders' council see this clearly and dare to arrange their lord's marriage casually?

And if Yu Shengyin wants to stop this, not only must he be clean and neat, but also must be clever, otherwise, if it causes conflicts between the mermaids and the other mermaids in the Diren Kingdom, those stinky mermaids will be fine, but the mermaids will definitely be sad .

The big dog nodded, and understood Yu Shengyin's hesitation. This bad big fish is actually very gentle, and knows how to think about it.

"Then we can solve the problem by secretly eating the queen?" 』Although Big Dog asked, he didn’t think it was a good idea at all.

"Anyway, let's eat first!" Xi Wei said cheerfully.

Duan Zhenhui thought for a while, "Actually, shouldn't the elders be the focus of the matter? Otherwise, this time it's an octopus, and next time it might be a great white shark. They will always want to marry Yu Tianwang."

Both Xi Wei and Dagou were taken aback, while Yu Shengyin's face was completely darkened.

Could it be that the final solution can only be to serve little Weiwei a few plates of sweet and sour mermaids after eating the takoyaki?

"Go and see the situation, it is very necessary to investigate first." Xi Wei swam out first.

He is actually quite happy to exercise after he has just had a full meal.

Duan Zhenhui shook his head, holding the fiery red wedding dress and followed behind.

Yu Shengyin was taken aback again, why didn't he let go of the barbecued pork meat, holding on to that ugly clothes, could he really try wearing it on himself?

After going out of the gate and swimming out from the facing terrace, a huge coral city is in front of you.

Red, pink, white...orange, blue, green...

Indescribable colorful colors, accompanied by dots of flashes, are attached to those elegant and graceful branches, forming a magical scene that is hard to describe and difficult to draw.

Some of these endless corals are as hard as jade, forming roofs, walls, doors, windows, floors, or small delicate steps.

Some are soft, swaying gently with the current, like flowers and green grass blooming in the sea, adorning this gorgeous city.

Handsome or beautiful mermaids are swimming in the city, their decorations are so precious and unique, and their fish tails are more charming than all the decorations, making all jewelry eclipsed.

This is a magical country that only appears in the sweetest and most beautiful dreams, the hometown of yingyu.

Xi Wei opened his mouth wide, feeling that his eyes are not enough to see, there are beautiful scenery everywhere, and there are extremely beautiful creatures everywhere, ah, there was a mermaid over there just now, when he was swimming, he was surrounded by a group of firefly-like thumbs. Little fish, they followed the mermaid closely, almost like his pets.

"Wow, do you like to walk your dog in the sea?" Xi Wei widened his eyes.

Yu Shengyin glanced casually, "Those are not his 'dogs', they are his children."

Ok?

Xi Wei was stunned, "This...he's so good at giving birth."

Yu Shengyin was a little proud, "That's natural, the reproductive ability of fish is very strong."

Duan Zhenhui was not happy to see his complacent look, so he hit him: "What's the use of having too many fish, how much can be raised is still unknown, most of the small fish will be eaten by other animals."

"It's so pitiful." Xi Wei looked at such a beautiful mermaid, imagining that he would have children being eaten every day, and couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic.

Of course, Xi Wei didn't associate his favorite dried fish sauce or caviar sauce with everything in front of him.

"Don't talk nonsense," Dagou disagreed, "The Diren Kingdom is a highly developed country of alien civilizations, how could it be impossible to protect the children of the people of the country. 』

"Well," Yu Shengyin said indifferently, "Not all the things born by Di people are worth protecting. For some races, it is necessary to cultivate children who are lucky enough not to be eaten and survive."

Xi Wei looked at him stupidly, what does this mean? Could it be that it's okay for him to eat the mermaid's child now?

Duan Zhenhui rubbed his chin, "Although I don't know what the mermaid's child looks like, the gap between the little fish next to the mermaid just now and him is really too big."

No matter the size or shape, the gap is even bigger than that between tadpoles and frogs.

The big dog frowned and understood something.

Yingying seems to be a body of a big fish, and the child of the previous ruler of the Di people, but now Empress Zhang Yan wants to marry the ruler of the Di people. Could it be that...

Yu Shengyin rubbed the big dog's ears, "Little Mo Mo is smart, yes, one of the racial talents of the Di people is that they can intermarry with any other race, and they can choose independently to reproduce the next generation that fully possesses the other's racial characteristics. Of course, It is also possible to give birth to pure Di people, or both. But if you want to have me... cough cough cough, or the descendants of creatures of the level of Empress Zhang Yan, then as the birth party, Di people can also It must be of a high level, so Empress Zhang Yan will directly ask to marry the king."

The two of them stared blankly, wait, so, "marry", is it really "marry"?Is this not only about wearing a beautiful bridal outfit, but also giving birth to a doll for the big octopus?

No, what was born should be a small octopus.

It's just...it's just too bad!

On the one hand, Duan Zhenhui felt that such a delicate and beautiful crystal fish was tarnished, on the other hand, he also wanted to see how the little octopus under the crystal fish looked like.

Cough, cough, no, you can't use this kind of brain, this is simply playing hooligans, it is a crime!

The big dog's ears perked up, and before Yu Shengyin could get angry, he slapped Duan Zhenhui's face with his tail and knocked him to the ground.

This piece of meat is really not vigilant, not to mention it is a dog that can sense human emotions, but Yu Shengyin, do you really think that it is safe not to speak out in front of a big monster like him?

A big monster glared at Duan Zhenhui with an itchy tooth, and made a note of the account, planning to find trouble with him when no one was around and clean up.

"But, that's not right," Xi Wei scratched his head, "It's the same fish as a fish monster, can he give birth to baby octopuses?"

Didn't Big Yu say that they were not Di people, but He Luo?

However, this is not certain, there are still some differences between Yingying and Yuyao, at least Yuyao is a big killer that attacks the throat in a wide area, while Yingying is Tianyin, it is hard to say that Yingying still follows him. Some other talent inherited from my mother.

Uh, in view of the racial talent of the Di people, that mother may be "father", Khan, it's better not to delve into this kind of thing.

"Perhaps those elders are not sure, they want to try. 』The big dog guessed.

As for He Luojun, it was impossible for them to even try.

Suddenly, a large shadow appeared in the distant sea, like thick dark clouds containing a storm floating in the sky.

The Di people swimming leisurely in the sea were a little panicked, their big tails flicked, and they all swam into their coral houses to hide. Of course, the mermaid with the children didn't forget to hide the children under his tail.

More than a dozen middle-aged mermaids who looked like handsome men swam over, and said to Yu Shengyin with some guilt: "My lord, Empress Zhang Yan's wedding party has arrived."

The big dog's eyes were like a torch, and he looked into the dark clouds. When he saw it clearly, he couldn't help but stand upright.

It was densely packed, with tentacles tangled ferociously, and I don't know how many big octopuses there are in total!

"It's so ugly..." Duan Zhenhui's face was full of displeasure, and he was deeply ashamed of the scene where he wanted to see the baby octopus just now.

Such an ugly octopus doesn't deserve to touch even a small piece of fin of the squid fish.

"Your brains are filled with fish eggs?" Duan Zhenhui reprimanded the elder mermaid unceremoniously, "How can an octopus match the king!"

The faces of the mermaid elders all turned pale. Even if they had selfish intentions, as beautiful Di people, their basic aesthetic bottom line is still very solid. How beautiful their king is, he really deserves to be matched with an ugly octopus... They really don’t have Fazi unconscionably said that this was a good marriage.

"But...but if you don't agree to the marriage proposal, Diren Kingdom will face war." An old mermaid explained weakly.

"Fighting, who is afraid of whom." Xi Wei rolled his eyes.

Hey, isn't it, with the fish monster by his side, the elders actually agreed to the marriage for such a boring reason?

"It's not a question of winning or losing, but a battle, even if only one Di person is injured, it is an unbearable loss." Another elder said.

Duan Zhenhui was dumbfounded by such a weak answer.Didn't they say that mermaids are very ferocious creatures? According to the ideas of these Di people in front of them, how did they continue the country? Could it be that they all rely on intermarriage?

"If he wants to fight, then fight!"

Duan Zhenhui shouted violently, revealing the aura of an iron-blooded soldier.

The elders all backed away and looked at each other very strangely.

"If you can persuade Empress Zhang Yan to retreat without bloodshed, then this marriage will be fine." 』The big dog’s thoughts sounded.

The mermaid elders shook their heads together, "Impossible, Empress Zhang Yan is very determined."

"If, can you? ’ the big dog asked seriously.

The elders looked at each other again, and finally, one of the elders couldn't bear it, and said what was in his heart, "When the king is around, he can naturally protect the country, but the king always lives in the world, and Zhang Yan Kingdom is nearby. Even if the lord used force to intimidate the other party this time, once the lord is not there, the empress will inevitably take the opportunity to vent her anger. Therefore, instead of creating enemies, it is better to marry and form an alliance, which is more in the long-term interests of the Di people."

Yu Shengyin frowned lightly. He also considered the elder's words. After all, both he and Yinyin preferred to live with the puppies in Wanghai Tower.

As for the security of the Diren Kingdom, it is impossible to stop it once and for all. Even if the Zhangmao Kingdom is completely wiped out, there is no guarantee that the Great White Shark Kingdom will pose a threat to the Diren Kingdom next time.

At that time, he will not be able to come back often. After cooking takoyaki, he will make red-braised shark's fin. The dog boy eats so much high-protein, so don't gain weight anymore. Even if he is fat, it should be fun.

Ahem, at least one thing the elder said is correct, forming an alliance with the Zhangmao Kingdom and helping each other is the long-term solution to protect the security of the Diren Kingdom.

Xi Wei stuck out his tongue, "If you form an alliance, you will form an alliance. Do you have to get married?"

The elder mermaid shook his head again and again, "Apart from helping Empress Zhang Yan reproduce, we have nothing they need."

If it wasn't for the sake of giving birth to a complete little octopus prince, there would be no need for Empress Zhang Yan to forcefully marry the king.

Oh……

Big Dog and the others understood. It turned out that Empress Zhang Yan couldn't give birth to a baby octopus on her own. Does she have a fertility disorder?That's why I want the Lord of the Di people to help her give birth.

Regulating female endocrine, treating infertility, or Chinese medicine is powerful.

Xi Wei's big dogs looked at each other, and at the same time turned their eyes to Duan Zhenhui.

The senior colonel was taken aback for a moment, sweating profusely.

Hey, working with a pervert doesn't mean he has mastered the pervert's skills.