my dog ​​my king

In general, knowing the specific treatment makes things a lot easier.

Although losing weight has always been an eternal topic among female humans, and for most females, it has always been a difficulty that cannot be overcome at will, but in the eyes of big dogs, it is actually easier than treating other less obvious symptoms.

There are various weight loss methods popular among female humans, but unfortunately, in the minds of most females, in the final analysis, the most effective, most helpless and final choice is dieting.

What are the high-protein methods, what are the oil-free and crude fiber methods, what are high-protein and no-starch one day and no-protein and high-starch one day, after all, some people will pretend to use a more scientific method to summarize—that is, put these methods It comes down to keeping your daily calorie intake below your expenditure.

But no matter what kind of diet method, in essence, it is necessary to readjust and distribute the diet structure, that is to say, you can't eat what you want, which is still a diet.

And what is Big Dog's younger brother? He is an out-and-out foodie at the top of the food chain. For Xi Gougou and his family, dieting is not only a logical choice, but also a kind of blasphemy.

A blasphemy against food that's already sitting in a bowl, ready to be sacrificed to your little glutton.

Well, it's not the dog boy who wants to lose weight, the pain is not to be imposed on him, the one who will go to hell is the octopus.

But even so, it can't avoid the fact that the dog boy will gnash his teeth with hatred as soon as he hears the word "diet".

Therefore, in order to achieve the scientific goal of controlling daily calorie intake below expenditure, the only way out seems to be exercise to lose weight.

Unfortunately, in reality, exercise is not a successful enough weight loss option for most females.The amount of calories consumed by running for an hour can be surpassed by a simple fast meal, but since you are exercising, how can you not add meals?

For Xi Wei, this was simply unimaginable.

The big dog scratched its paw and calculated, "A meal is equivalent to one hour of exercise. Generally speaking, Empress Zhang Yan should exercise for more than [-] hours a day to achieve the goal of lowering her intake than her expenditure. And in order to speed up the process of calorie consumption, it is inevitable to increase the exercise time, at least one-half, that is, eight hours to quickly achieve phased results...』

The big dog tilted his head, and silently pulled back a claw point, "Don't be too harsh, it doesn't matter if you go slower, let's set the extra clock exercise time to seven hours. In this way, the empress can still have an hour of sleep every day, which is great." 』

Big Dog nodded, extremely satisfied with such a tolerant weight loss plan.

Empress Zhang Yan shook her whole body, her tentacles were all tangled together, stirring up the huge water flow around her, like an endless whirlpool composed of fear and grief.

"I... I can actually eat less..." Empress Zhang Yan said in a low voice.

When Xi Wei heard this, he immediately pricked up his ears, patted the empress's huge body considerately and kindly, and comforted softly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Da Wanzi is good, I won't let you go on a diet, such vicious and cruel things will never happen ,Do not worry."

"..."

Empress Zhang Nightmare trembled all over, and the vortex of water stirred up was stronger, and the situation around her was almost dizzy.

Xi Wei felt extremely sympathetic, what a terrible thing to go on a diet, seeing how frightened His Majesty Octopus Big Maruko is, he almost went mad.

Yu Shengyin turned her head speechlessly, Xi Ergou may be right, Empress Zhang Yan was indeed scared to death, but, Er Gouzi, are you sure it was scared like this by "diet"?

Yu Shengyin believed that, if possible, Empress Zhang Yan would definitely choose to go on a diet like most human women.

"Okay, that's it," the big dog clapped his paws and decided, "It's not too late. For the sake of the little octopus prince, the empress please run quickly...or speed up your swimming." 』

Empress Zhang Yan looked at Yu Shengyin with her huge tearful eyes, and Yu Shengyin lowered her head to count how many abdominal muscles Duan Zhenhui had, revealing her vicious and ruthless nature at a glance.

Empress Zhang Yan sighed in despair, slowly waved her thick tentacles, and began to swim circles around the vast sea area.

Xi Wei clenched his fists tightly to cheer it up, "Come on, Big Ball! You can eat delicious food after running!"

Empress Zhang Nightmare kept roaring in her heart: It doesn't want to exercise!It would much rather go on a diet than swim in circles like a fool!

That's it, for a few hours.

The mermaids floated large blankets made of silky seaweed in the water, and Xi Wei's big dog, Duan Zhenhui and Yu Shengyin, huddled together on the blanket, playing stalking ghosts.

The playing cards are kindly provided by more than 50 thin jade shells "quilt".

Of course, more than a dozen big waterdrop emerald pearl picnic baskets are essential equipment, which are filled with extremely delicious food for several people on the picnic—in fact, most of the time they are Xiergou, which can be taken at any time.

The food supplier was replaced by Zhang Yanguo, who was crying and shouting to express his enthusiasm. The giants hoped that through this behavior, a certain dog would show mercy to their empress. The contents of the picnic basket were naturally astonishingly large All kinds of supplements that originally belonged to Empress Zhang Yan, as well as breakfast, lunch, dinner, side meals, refreshments and snacks.

Xi Wei didn't know what those things were, but this didn't affect him eating very happily, and by the way, he didn't even get three old ghosts.

And Duan Zhenhui was undoubtedly the one who lost the most. His forehead, nose tip and even his lips were covered with colorful crystal turtles of various sizes.

In fact, Mr. Colonel's luck is not that bad, but after the big dog accidentally lost once, he looked at him with soft, pure and warm eyes, and whispered in his heart: "Comrade comrades, you haven't passed the exam today." Recite poetry to express your love for me. 』

Yu Shengyin squinted lazily, looking back and forth between them, "Did I miss something?"

Duan Zhenhui blushed, shook his head resolutely, and then bravely stuck the crystal turtle that belonged to the big dog to his forehead.

So, the big dog swayed its long tail at him, showed a happy smile, and accidentally lost several times in a row.

Duan Zhenhui's head and body were covered in sweat from the direct defeat, and his entire face was so sticky that he couldn't see it.

Then, very unexpectedly, Yu Shengyin also lost, Jun Shang gently picked up the crystal turtle in the hands of the Colonel, and gracefully pasted it between his eyebrows, like a piece of intoxicating flower tin.

Duan Zhenhui breathed a sigh of relief, secretly wiped off the fine sweat that had melted into the water on his forehead, and immediately showed Yu Shengyin a smile with his head held high and his chest gloating.

Yu Shengyin propped his head up, his long blue hair was floating in the water like waves. For him, the crystal turtle between his eyebrows had become a luxurious and noble jewel, the most exquisite and avant-garde decoration.The mermaids hid in the distance, peeping obsessively at their dreamy and charming monarch, and everyone showed confused smiles.

They thought, when they go back next time, they will also decorate their foreheads with crystal turtles!

Yu Shengyin undoubtedly led a new fashion trend in Diren Kingdom by accident.

But at this moment, he just leisurely glanced sideways at Duan Zhenhui's glittering and translucent face, which had no place to stick it, and thought to himself, idiot.

A big man as strong as a beef cow is completely used to being bullied by dogs honestly, what a fool.

But the kind of happy, happy-go-lucky fool.

The smoking of the old ghost ended with a move by Xi Wei. At some point, he was a little absent-minded, and the behavior of grabbing snacks into his mouth finally went wrong, and he threw a crystal turtle into his mouth by mistake, and bit it down with a click.

"Chirp—"

The crystal turtles uttered a collective scream, broke free from the faces of the crowd in panic, and scattered into the water to escape like butterflies.

The little crystal turtle in Xi Wei's mouth struggled to get out of his mouth, and fled desperately. In other words, this kind of little turtle can swim really fast.

Xi Wei covered his mouth and stared wide-eyed.

The big dog rushed over worriedly, and gently clamped his cheek with its meaty paws.

『Why did you bite the turtle shell? How is it? Does it hurt? Did you lose your tooth? 』

Yu Shengyin also leaned over to take a look, "The crystal tortoise doesn't look good, but the shell is not so hard. The little puppy opened his mouth, let me see, if it's the deciduous teeth, there's no need to worry."

Duan Zhenhui opened his mouth, he wanted to say that Xi Wei couldn't change his teeth in his 20s no matter what.

However, if you really lose your teeth, those porcelain dental implants are all unreliable now, and Xi Chichi’s future foodie career will be greatly affected. If you don’t handle it well, it will even cause psychological trauma, which will lead to depression. Thinking of this , Mr. Colonel's nerves suddenly tightened, and he became depressed first.

"Nope..." Xi Wei muttered.

The hearts of the other people, one fish and one dog suddenly lifted.

Xi Wei opened his mouth to the big dog, and grinned big, "It's all right, I didn't lose my teeth, brother, look, everything is here, don't worry."

The big dog carefully observed Xi Wei's gleaming fangs and sharp teeth. He stretched his meaty paws in and pressed them, and then licked them with his tongue. He found that they were very firm, so he was relieved.

"Looking at the way you froze, I thought you were really hurt irreparably, your teeth fell out. 』

This statement is not an exaggeration at all. You must know that not only dogs, but teeth are injured, which is undoubtedly a huge disaster for any animal.

Yu Shengyin also stretched out her finger to poke it, and said with some regret: "Isn't it, it's not yet time? I think it's time to change my baby teeth."

Xi Wei bit his finger hard without any politeness.

"Since it's not a tooth loss, why did you react that way, two-dimensional, to make people jump?" Duan Zhenhui said.

Xi Wei spat out Yu Shengyin's finger, and said, "I'm just shocked, there is something in the world that I can't bite, and most importantly, it escaped from my mouth, it has already entered my mouth, and then You escaped! The fish monster here is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it really should not be underestimated."

One person, one fish and one dog were speechless at the same time. After a while of silence, the big dog seized the opportunity and taught a lesson: "This time, you know that there are turtles outside the turtle, some of which can be eaten and some of which cannot be eaten?"It's okay to be greedy, but you must not let your appetite affect your intelligence. 』

Xi Wei nodded obediently, and explained that he knew what to control, and he didn't really want to eat the crystal turtle just now. After all, the little turtle is still a living thing, so he wouldn't do the uncivilized and barbaric way of chewing it whole. It was just an accident.

"Why were you so dazed before, you mistakenly chewed the crystal turtle as a snack. 』

"It's nothing, just looking at the big ball swimming slowly, I suddenly remembered a saying that some fish have been swimming all their lives, and they can't survive without swimming. I think if this is the case with big balls, then swimming is right Is it not as easy as breathing? If so, I have never heard of a human being who loses weight by breathing continuously."

The big dog thought for a while, he didn't know if the octopus was in that situation, but the little dog was right, swimming at this speed really didn't seem like he could lose weight, and he still wanted to go home earlier, so he couldn't do useless work.

The conclusion is that speed must be increased.

If swimming is really equal to breathing, it must also be vigorous aerobic breathing.

Thus, the big dog charged forward in a gigantic form, waved its flaming long tail, and ruthlessly drove away Empress Zhang Yan behind her.

Juzhang had to speed up and swam twice, but he couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't hold back his resistance.

"Go away, you nasty stinky puppy!" Empress Zhang Yan roared loudly, "Is the widow the sheep you drove away? How decent is it, the widow quits!"

The huge octopus stopped in place, collapsed in the water and went on strike completely.

The other giant chapters hurriedly wanted to surround them to care, but Xi Wei stepped in front of them.

"Da Maruko, what are you talking about, why are you talking to brother Gou like that?"

"The king of a single country, what can't you say? It's a stinky puppy!" Empress Zhang Yan said loudly, "Don't think that the widow didn't see it. When it waved its tail to chase me away, it was still laughing and chasing me away. I'm so happy, I just treat the widow as a sheep!"

Xi Wei moved his lips, thinking that everyone can be a sheep?At least Zhenzhenyang is much thinner and more handsome than you, and her fertility is not a problem at all.

"Don't be lazy, get up and run!" Xi Wei stood up for the big dog.

"No! The king of a country with one man, he promises everything he says, and if he says no, he won't, and he will do what he says!"

The big dog tilted his head and conveyed his thoughts, "Determining to lose weight and have a baby is also what the empress said. 』

The big octopus choked, wrapped its arms and legs around its big head, and pretended not to hear.It’s not that it reneged on its promise to gain weight, it’s just that the current weight loss method is too inhumane... Even if it’s an octopus, it’s too unreasonable!

The big dog bent his eyes and smiled slightly. Duan Zhenhui trembled with his gentle and honest appearance.

Xi Wei leaned over with a tacit understanding, and the two fluffy whispered.

Then, Xi Wei grinned and smiled big.

"Da Wanzi, didn't you ask me before, why did you call you Da Wanzi?"

"Why?" Empress Zhang Yan opened her eyes curiously.

Xi Wei stretched out his tongue and lightly licked his canine teeth, "That's because you are a huge octopus that I love very much, Little Octopus."

The big dog silently took out the pan from his bronze plate, and deformed it with fruit pulp, turning it into an iron plate with small holes.

The other two immediately understood.

Yu Shengyin ordered the mermaids to quickly serve seaweed paste that was similar to the batter, while Duan Zhenhui dug out some kind of tender and smooth fish from the picnic basket, and skillfully carved the fish into a miniature giant seal with a flash of the knife.

The big dog lit a fire to heat up the iron plate, and Xi Wei smiled slyly. In front of the staring giant octopus, he demonstrated it with his own hands and told it what octopus balls are.

And, that taste, how delicious, how tender, how delicious.

(=mouth=)——! ! !

What happened afterwards was very logical, Empress Zhang Yan jumped up suddenly, and ran away at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye.

Xi Wei and the others happily ate, drank, played, slept and listened to the mermaid's singing. Before they had enough leisure in the Diren Kingdom, good news came from the Zhangmai Kingdom, saying that their rulers had not only decreased, but they had also become more powerful thanks to the efforts of the harem. , and finally successfully conceived.

In view of the great role played by the Lord of the Di people and his friends in this incident, Empress Zhang Yan is very grateful, and is willing to form a permanent alliance with the Di people and become a friendly neighbor who watches and helps each other.

Moreover, it is said that not only Empress Zhang Yan lost weight, but all the deep-sea giants who were lucky enough to see the making process of octopus balls that day were all lean and slender.

"How could it be so fast? Did you really lose weight successfully?" Xi Wei expressed doubts.

"really!"

Juzhang, who came to announce the good news, nodded desperately, saying that the empress had completely implemented the exercise plan formulated by Xi Momogou, running 23 hours a day, not missing a second.

What it didn't say was that I couldn't eat when I was running wildly, and during the hour of rest, I was so exhausted that I almost fell into a coma, and I couldn't eat anymore. Therefore, whether the successful weight loss is due to exercise or diet, I really can't bear to think about it .