Roommates are not straight

"Cai Yang, can you explain to us what these things... are?"

Zhang Jia looked at Cai Yang with a smile, playing with the soft silver whip picked out from the pile of gifts in his hand, folded the tail of the whip and the handle of the whip together, and pulled it twice, making a "pop" sound.

"Well, don't say it, this thing is quite easy to use."

A layer of cold sweat immediately appeared on Cai Yang's forehead, and he rushed forward tremblingly to snatch the whip from Zhang Jia's hand, and while frantically stuffing those life-threatening things into the bag, he tried to remain calm and said: "I think , They sent it to the wrong person. Yes, that’s right, it must be like this. Don’t mess with other people’s things, don’t mess with them... I’d better put them away and I’ll return them tomorrow..."

Cai Yang put away things in a hurry, he didn't pay attention for a while, the round vibrating egg fell out, turned around on the dining table a few times, rolled to Li Libang and stopped slowly, and didn't know that Xu Yiping was An Out of curiosity, I picked a water pink one. The pink and tender color flickered under the bright and bright lights of the restaurant. At first glance, it looked as sweet and attractive as a peach.

But for any normal man, at their age, what things have they not seen?Even someone like Cai Yang, who was as pure as Duoer Bailianhua in college, can tell what the jumping egg is for just by looking at it, not to mention how many gigabytes of love action movies are stored in the computer. The professional Li Libang?

Cai Yang panicked and wanted to rush over to snatch it, but Li Libang was still a little faster than him, and snatched the "little pink" first.

"Yo, it's quite advanced, and it's wireless remote control? Your colleagues are very generous!" Li Libang held the jumping egg in his hand and kneaded and pinched it. He looked at Cai Yang with slanted eyes, and asked in a long voice: "What's wrong with you?" What do you mean? I gave it to you so that you can use it for someone? Or is it actually for you... for your own use?"

"Get out! You said you sent it to the wrong person!" Cai Yang scolded sternly, this time he finally managed to snatch the item back, and hurriedly stuffed it into the bag with other items.

"Oh? Send it to the wrong person?" Zhang Jia pulled one of the gift boxes under his eyes, glanced down, and said, "Then why does it say 'For our dearest Comrade Cai Yang' on it?" ? Does your company have someone with the same name as you?"

"I said Cai Yang, you didn't come home all night last night, could it be...doing something strange?" Li Libang slowly approached, wrapped his arms around Cai Yang's neck, and asked sinisterly in his ear.

In fact, Li Libang didn't think about anything else, he just wanted to joke that Cai Yang went out to find girls behind their backs, but unexpectedly, Cai Yang's reaction was extremely violent when he heard his words, and he almost jumped out of his chair!

"What nonsense! I really went to work overtime! I really just worked overtime with Gu Wenyu!"

Li Libang was stunned, blinked at Cai Yang, and then pulled Cai Yang over with his arms around his neck, slamming his head and scolding: "Damn it, you didn't really go to find a woman to have a room with you yesterday! You Damn it’s not interesting! You don’t even tell your buddies about the broken parts! I heard that after having a woman, the man’s place will not be popular anymore... No, I have to see..."

Speaking of which, Li Libang was going to pick off Cai Yang's pants.

Cai Yang yelled while clutching his belt, then quickly counterattacked, grabbed Li Libang's shirt collar and pushed him under the table.

Then the two scuffled and scolded each other, and all the meat and vegetables came up.

Zhang Jia, who was watching quietly, twitched his mouth and was too lazy to twitch. He quickly grabbed the tablecloth and saved the tableware in front of the two scumbags on the opposite side from the misfortune of the pond fish, then turned his head to hear the sound and rushed over The little waiter with a frightened face smiled and said, "Could you please bring the menu, we may need to spend more time researching and researching, thank you."

Just when Zhang Jia's endurance had almost reached its limit and he wanted to take action against the two mindless people, Guo Mingyuan finally came.

Brother Guo hadn't entered the box when he heard a commotion inside, pushed open the door and saw Cai Yang's head being held in Li Libang's stomach, while Li Libang's face was contorted because Cai Yang was pinching his thigh, grinning his teeth .

As expected of a young man, he is so energetic...

Brother Guo, who always felt that his years had passed away, sighed like this.

"What's the matter? What's the fun?" Guo Mingyuan glanced at the messy dining table with a cheerful expression, took off his coat and asked happily.

Seeing that the senior brother came, Cai Yang and Li Libang were embarrassed to continue the quarrel, and the two sat apart while panting.

Zhang Jia waved the waiter to come in to help clear the table, glanced at the childish duo, and said sarcastically, "It's nothing, they just had a little disagreement over an egg."

"Egg? What egg?" Guo Mingyuan asked.

"Brother, order quickly, I'm starving to death, I'm just waiting for you!" Cai Yang quickly changed the subject.

"That's right, brother, it's rare for this kid to bleed today, so we must kill him! No matter what the raw seafood is, if you can't eat it, you have to eat it!" Li Libang said.

Cai Yang smiled and nodded in agreement, but he was cursing Li Libang in his heart.

"Okay, then I won't be polite!" Guo Mingyuan said.

Having said that, several people did not overspend when ordering food, even Li Libang, who clamored to kill Cai Yang, did not order more, presumably to take care of Cai Yang who had just changed his job.

Because it was Christmas, the restaurant held a lot of activities. Not only did they give them fruit platters and cold drinks, but also held a lottery in the lobby. The lottery announces the list of winners.The prizes are not particularly expensive, but with this gimmick, the dining atmosphere has always been high.

The four ITs in the box ordered a few pints of beer, first because of various excuses: Brother Guo went abroad for further study, Zhang Jia was promoted and sublet, Li Libang's salary doubled, and Cai Yang started a new job.In short, everyone here has something to celebrate, so it didn't take long for a few people to drink a little too much after a meal.

Especially Li Libang, who drank a lot today, always raised his head and toasted everyone.

So when the box waiter came in with the lucky draw box, the four outstanding-looking ITs had already shed their dog-like skins, showing their true colors, laughing and laughing, looking as silly as they could be.

"Yo! Another lottery draw. Do you still remember the last time Cai Yang turned us around for a pack of jelly?" Li Libang asked drunkenly while holding the lottery box in his arms.

"Why don't you remember! And the microblog that you two forced Cai Yang to post! It became a hit in thousands of degrees! Even the top management was alarmed..." Guo Mingyuan originally said with a smile, but when he said When he said the word high-level, he seemed to think of something, and his smile slowly disappeared.

Cai Yang couldn't help but sneered when he heard it, and couldn't help thinking of Gu Wenyu, so he touched his phone subconsciously, wanting to send a message to Gu Wenyu to ask him what he was doing.

Li Libang has always been slow, but this time he noticed Cai Yang's small movements, but he didn't say anything. After drawing the number, he handed the lottery box to Cai Yang, then took a sip of wine, got up and went to the bathroom.

Zhang Jia looked at Li Libang's state, and felt that his walking was not stable, fearing that he would fall headfirst into the toilet again, so he went with him.

Taking advantage of this spare time, Cai Yang secretly sent a text message to Gu Wenyu under the table: What are you doing?

Soon Gu Wenyu replied:

Company dinner.

Cai Yang looked down at the text message and giggled a few times, and when he raised his head again, he found Senior Brother Guo staring at him.

Because Guo Mingyuan already knew about the relationship between Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu, he had already guessed who he was texting when he saw Cai Yang smiling at his phone. Although he still couldn't accept same-sex love, he sincerely hoped that he This elementary school boy can be happy.Obviously, his smile just now explained everything, he is very happy now.

But Guo Mingyuan was very curious, and didn't know what that feeling was like.

He did have a girlfriend before, who was his classmate when he was studying for a master's degree.At that time, the two of them were indifferent together, and they didn't realize the "feeling of being in love" that people said in the legend.

What does that look like?Guo Mingyuan scratched his chin and took another sip of his wine. At this time, his mobile phone rang. He looked down and found that it was a text message, an unknown number, with only two English words written on it: MerryChristmas!