Roommates are not straight

In the bathroom, Li Libang vomited violently into the toilet, Zhang Jia stood behind him and patted his back, helplessly said: "I don't have that ability, why are you drinking so much?"

Li Libang finally vomited, straightened up and took a paper towel handed over by Zhang Jia, wiped his mouth and said angrily: "I just feel upset, and I don't know what's going on. By the way, did you find out, Cai Yang That kid always smiles very coquettishly today. You said what did he do when he didn't come back last night, huh? Why am I so uneasy in my heart? "

"You think he hasn't been weaned yet? Do you care so much?"

"No, you said that since we met him, we didn't do everything together? It's good now, he just went to work in other people's place so quietly, and it even went so far that he didn't come home at night without saying hello Remember how many times I used to go to the bathroom with him when I got up in the middle of the night? Then I ran away with others, why can’t I swallow my breath... Hey, why are you looking at me like that!"

"I've known you for so long, why didn't I find out that you have this habit before?" The two went to the sink to wash their hands, Zhang Jia gave Li Libang a sideways look.

"What hobby?"

"Exclusive addiction."

"You mean me?" Li Libang asked, pointing to his nose.

"Otherwise?" Zhang Jia raised his eyebrows, "Looking at Cai Yang is like looking at his own wife, I really can't stand you."

"You don't have a daughter-in-law, how do you know what it's like to see a daughter-in-law?" Although Li Libang drank a little too much, his mind was still spinning quickly, and he immediately retorted, "But then again, you don't have that unpleasant feeling ?”

"Me?" Zhang Jia had a smile with a deep meaning on his lips, but he didn't answer Li Libang's words, but asked: "If I remember correctly, the main business of Gu Wenyu's company is to develop mobile phone software, right?"

Li Libang was taken aback, not understanding why Zhang Jia suddenly mentioned this, "It seems to be, I remember mentioning it when I first met Gu Wenyu, what's wrong?"

"It is said that they have been developing a very interesting software. It is estimated that these days are almost the same. It is time to contact the cooperative merchant."

"Hmm...then?"

Seeing that Li Libang was still not enlightened, Zhang Jia couldn't help sighing in his heart, and could only remind him again: "Didn't uncle find you recently?"

"You mean the old man?" Li Libang's expression immediately sank when he mentioned his father, "Why didn't you find him, and you've been thinking about how to let me go back to pick up his dilapidated factory... I guess the old man wants to retire."

"So you haven't thought about it?"

"Considering what?"

"Successor, rich second generation." Zhang Jia said with a smile.

"Get out." Li Libang gave him a blank look.

"I'm serious, think about it." Zhang Jia became more serious.

"There are no doors!"

"Oh? Or make a bet?"

"What bet?"

"I bet you will quit your job at Qiandu within a year and take over your father's factory."

"Then there is no need to gamble, you can only lose."

"not necessarily."

"So confident?" Li Libang washed his face in front of the faucet, feeling much more energetic. He shook his head, and crystal water drops fell from the tips of his hair, like a big dog that just took a bath.

Zhang Jia washed his hands slowly, took out two paper towels and wiped every finger clean little by little, patted Li Libang on the head, and looked at him with sympathy. "Be smarter, rich second generation. I really don't understand what's in your head, it's really embarrassing to IT."

"Get lost! Those who don't understand what you're talking about don't even know what you're talking about. There are a few of you who are full of bad water like you!" Li Libang shook his head violently and shook off Zhang Jia's hand.

Zhang Jia shrugged, seeing that Li Libang's mood was better than before, he said: "That's all, don't get entangled here, you look like a jerk who has been abandoned."

"Me? Resentful woman?!" Li Libang stared, "Have you ever seen someone more manly than me?!"

"Well, you are a man. But I have to remind you, I think Cai Yang used to say this kind of thing back then, but in the end it wasn't..."

"What else?" Li Libang asked.

Zhang Jia didn't go on talking, but looked at Li Libang with more sympathy, the kind of eyes that look at mentally handicapped children, then sighed, Shi Shiran turned and walked out of the bathroom.

"Hey, it's nothing!" Li Libang chased after him, "Don't always say half of what you say? Or don't say anything at all, so you don't get hemorrhoids if you get stuck in the middle? Hey, hey, hey..."

……

Cai Yang didn't get a good night's sleep the night before, and he really couldn't make it past midnight, so the four of them ate and wiped their hands and left the restaurant without waiting for the lottery draw, one of them still had a Christmas hat in his hand.The restaurant was not far from their apartment, and Guo Mingyuan didn't drive because he wanted to drink, so a few ITs wandered back home.

When they came back, there was no one at home. Cai Yang wanted to text Gu Wenyu with an itch in his heart. After changing his slippers, he rushed upstairs and got into his room to cat up. Seeing Li Libang depressed again, he turned around and complained to Zhang Jia: " Do you see how anxious he is? Could it be that there is someone hiding in the house?" As he spoke, he poked his head around and wanted to follow up, but Guo Mingyuan slipped back by pressing his shoulders.

"Libang, if you're not in a hurry to sleep, do me a favor." Guo Mingyuan smiled.

"But……"

"There are a lot of things before going abroad. Some information in the company needs to be sorted out. I am too late. Can you help me look?" Guo Mingyuan continued to smile.

"Hey...ok...okay." Li Libang stretched his neck and looked eagerly at Cai Yang's room, and finally he could only follow his senior brother downcastly.

Therefore, the great brother Guo Mingyuan blocked Cai Yang's agonizing entanglement again invisibly, so as to achieve the great cause of flirting between him and Gu Wenyu.And Cai Yang did not disappoint his brother's kindness, he jumped on the bed and dialed Gu Wenyu's number.

Gu Wenyu rang several times but did not answer, so Cai Yang had to send a text message instead:

Why haven't you come back yet?

As a result, he waited for a long time for this text message and did not get a reply. Cai Yang yawned again and again, so sleepy that he could hardly keep his eyes open, so he had to throw down his phone and take a shower.After taking a shower, he checked his phone again, only to find that Gu Wenyu had called him back!Cai Yang regretted it for a while, and was about to dial it, but Gu Wenyu sent a text message: After dinner, we will go out to sing, and the people in the studio will celebrate Christmas together, are you coming?

To tell the truth, Cai Yang really wanted to go, but he was too sleepy, so he replied, "I'm not going after taking a shower and lying down."But I really want to hear you sing, I think of the dancing grass in Banna.

Not long after this text message was sent, Gu Wenyu called. When Cai Yang picked it up, he heard a commotion inside, and the roar of the fat man resounded in his ears.

Then there was a burst of booing. After careful identification, it turned out that the gang of fuel-inefficient IT was encouraging Gu Wenyu to sing.

Let Gu Wenyu sing silly songs into the microphone?Give me a break!Cai Yang rolled his eyes in disdain.However, he kept talking to the phone for a long time, but Gu Wenyu kept silent. Cai Yang thought that it might be too noisy for him to hear, but he didn't dare to amplify his voice any more, for fear of attracting Li Libang and others, so he was hesitating to ask. Don't hang up the phone and continue sending text messages, only to hear deafening howls of ghosts and wolves suddenly burst out inside!

Cai Yang held the phone away from his ears, thinking that these people must be sick, howling.However, when he carefully placed his ear on the listening microphone, the inside became quiet, and then a soothing piano prelude sounded next to his ear. Cai Yang felt very familiar, and when he listened again, he found that it turned out to be Eason Chan's K song song. Wang, he likes it very much.

The moment the prelude part passed and the lead vocal part began, Cai Yang almost felt like being electrified!Because he recognized that the person who sang was actually Gu Wenyu.

Gu Wenyu's voice is already very nice, and his deep voice is especially suitable for singing this kind of slow and sad love song.Compared with the original singer, although it is not as expressive, the restrained and slightly cold voice, singing such a love song, sounds different.

Cai Yang never knew that Gu Wenyu could sing Cantonese songs, and he sang so well.Although he can't understand Cantonese, he has long been familiar with the lyrics of this song, especially the Cantonese version of the lyrics, Cai Yang has always felt that it is more moving than the Mandarin version.

The first line at the beginning of the lyrics is "I don't sing enough, so don't frown." Cai Yang imagined that Gu Wenyu would look at him lightly while singing this line with a microphone in the KTV private room, and he suddenly felt a heat in his heart. Rolled around on the bed twice, then lay down on the bed on the belly and did not move, while stealing music while holding the phone tightly and continued to listen.

"I'll compose twenty songs for you, never give up, and I'll give you a gift of love too much; I'll sing twenty songs for you with sincerity, Mi Gaofeng will be moved by me, and no one can compare to me..."

These are Cai Yang's favorite two lines in the whole song, not because of anything else, just because of the eight words in it: Never give up, never give up, sincerely.Although the rhetoric is not gorgeous, it has a soul-stirring power, and it is always inexplicably moving every time I hear it.The alcohol after dinner faded a lot because he took a bath, but at this moment, Cai Yang still felt that he was immersed in drunkenness and couldn't help himself. His eyes were slightly hot, but he kept smiling, but he was unconscious. The muscles on my body are a little sore before I realize it.

"Why do you say that I am the king of k-songs, I just want to fall in love with you in the future, and your yawns are so unstoppable that they melt me." This is the last line of the song, which is originally nothing, but not Coincidentally, Cai Yang just couldn't help yawning when Gu Wenyu sang here, and he contacted the content of the lyrics again, and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

He was enjoying himself here. Gu Wenyu had already finished singing and picked up the phone, just in time to hear Cai Yang laughing frantically over there. If it was an ordinary person, he would feel very depressed. Such an affectionate and melancholy song could make the other party Hearing the joke, those with a little bit of self-confidence will definitely doubt their singing skills.However, Gu Wenyu was clearly not an ordinary person. He calmly waited for Cai Yang to laugh enough, and then asked in a low voice, "Did you hear that?"

"I heard it, it sounds good!"

"Well, go to bed early and hang up first."

"Hey, Gu Wenyu!"

"Ok?"

"...Why don't you ask me why I laugh?"

"why are you laughing?"

"..." Cai Yang was speechless for a while, but he still decided not to have the same experience as a boring man like Gu Wenyu, and continued: "Because when you sang the last line, I yawned!"

"Oh."

"...'Oh' again?! I said you can't say anything else?"

"say what?"

Cai Yang was so angry that he wanted to drop his phone, flirting with someone like Gu Wenyu was a mistake!However, he had no choice but to entice him step by step: "For example...follow the lyrics, I yawned, and you said that it was absolutely impossible, until it melted you..."

Gu Wenyu: "..."

Cai Yang: "..."

Cai Yang suddenly felt that he was a fool. The embarrassment of challenging his IQ made him want to hang up the phone in embarrassment, but at this moment the electronic clock hanging by the bed suddenly beeped twice, showing midnight.

"Cai Yang, I miss you very much." Gu Wenyu said on the phone, even in the noisy background, it was very clear.

"Well, me too." Cai Yang looked at the clock and smiled slowly, "Look, we haven't seen each other for eight hours, it's been a long time."

Yeah, it's really... long.

……

Once Christmas is over, New Year's Day, New Year's Day, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day will follow one after another... The year [-] that people talk about has finally passed, and [-] has come as promised. Slow down its pace as the legend says.

In order to write summaries, get bonuses, and evaluate performance, all walks of life always have a lot of workload before the end of the year. Li Libang and Zhang Jia, who work in Qiandu, have almost entered the intense stage of the year before, and they are so busy every day. , both of them were pale and had sunken eyes, and no one dared to provoke anyone with a bad temper.

The IT workers in Gu Wenyu's studio are much more comfortable than those in big companies. This is not because their workload is so small, but because they are currently immersed in an extremely fun program. During the test, I couldn't extricate myself from being bathed in a sea of ​​joyful and sweet "love".

Under the iron and blood policy of the big boss Gu Wenyu, the hard-working IT staff finally finished writing and modifying all the improved program codes one week before the Spring Festival, and began to test this new development result.At Cai Yang's suggestion, this voice test software is mainly aimed at couples, that is to say, it is a software specially designed for couples to "flirt".

Therefore, the test for this software is naturally inseparable from the two factors of "couple" and "flirting".As a result, the IT staff in the studio paired up and started a carpet-like, grotesque voice test.

This afternoon, after the last round of program debugging, Cai Yang rubbed his eyes and took a cup of white water from the tea. After so many days of pouring coffee, he almost didn't know what cool white water was.Passing by Fatty's cubicle with a water glass in his hand, he saw Fatty and Zhang Xu looking at each other affectionately——

Fatty Tang said coquettishly, "You are bad~"

puff--

Cai Yang squirted out a mouthful of water, and sprayed a circle on the fat man's back.The fat man gave him a reproachful look, but said nothing, turning his head to look at the computer screen.

A line of words appeared on the screen in an instant: You... are such a tormenting little fairy!

Cai Yang sprayed again, this time spraying another small circle on the fat man's back.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xu, Xie Mei said coldly, "Oh? What's wrong with me?"

On screen: As long as you like people... that's fine.

Cai Yang held back and held back, finally vomited, and this time sprayed a small circle on the fat man's back, symmetrically embedded in the top left and top right of the big circle with the small circle just now.

Because in the test just now, the fat man didn't dare to talk nonsense, and he could only kill Cai Yang with fierce eyes, but now he couldn't help it, and said sadly: "Hey, I know you have a crush on brother, but can you not always put your Spray sweet and precious saliva on brother's brand-name wool sweater? The boss will deduct my bonus again if he finds out!"

Cai Yang ignored the fat man, put the water glass aside, just stared at the computer and said, "Your group is wrong! There is a problem!"

The fat man shook his body uneasily, "What's the problem?!"

Cai Yang pointed to the analysis result: "Didn't you find it? Your analysis result reversed the original gender!"

After hearing this, Zhang Xu hurried over to take a closer look. That's right, just now he and Fatty played male and female roles respectively, but the analysis results clearly reversed their genders.

"Well, check the code quickly and see what the arrangement that leads to this result is. We can record it and release it as a patch package for interesting programs in the future!" Zhang Xu said with bright eyes, that clear The floating shadow of RMB can be vaguely reflected in the fundus of his eyes.

The fat man quickly started to check the code, but his words were dishonest, and he was still running on Cai Yang: "I said, how can you tell that the fat man is playing the female side? Can't men say some playful softening?" ? Tch, you people, your ideas are stubborn! Dead wood cannot be carved, it cannot be carved!"

"With your demeanor just now, it's a bit unfair to say that you are a man!"

The fat man rolled his eyes, pointed at Cai Yang to Zhang Xu, then Lan Hua pointed at him, and said, "The male rabbit's legs are sloppy, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred. Two rabbits walk side by side. Can you tell me whether I am male or female?"

The fat man was getting excited when he was suddenly kicked by Zhang Xu. He was less than one point nine meters away.

Facts have proved that Fatty's perception is extremely accurate, because Gu Wenyu quickly walked behind him to see the test results of him and Zhang Xu.

"Why are the words so short? Properly increase the length of the sentence." Gu Wenyu said after reading it.

The fat man turned his head shyly: "Just now, I read some tests from other groups, and found that most of them were long sentences. I felt in my heart that the results obtained from this must be incomplete. So I decided on some shorter sentences on my own initiative. This should be excellent for the comprehensiveness of the test."

After the fat man finished speaking, the studio suddenly collapsed.

But Gu Wenyu just gave him a cold look: "Speak human."

The fat man flinched immediately: "Okay, let's be more normal next time."

Gu Wenyu nodded in satisfaction, then dragged Cai Yang away.

Zhang Xu, who had been silent all this time and just stared at the computer, touched Fatty at this moment, and said in a trembling voice, "Fatty, look at the screen..."

Tang Wei turned his head, his face turned pale!

On the screen, the analysis of what Gu Wenyu said just now popped up: Half of this month's bonus will be deducted.

Fatty: ...

At this moment, the finance director just passed behind the fat man, stopped to look at his back for a while, then stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well, the new woolen sweater you bought is not bad, is it Mickey?"

Fatty: ...

As a result, Cai Yang endured the hatred of Christmas gifts for a month, and finally, under the joint suppression of power and public opinion, he was able to avenge his hatred.