Roommates are not straight

Once, the early morning of Christmas was a very beautiful and peaceful concept in Cai Yang's heart.

Just like Brad Pitt said to Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith's sensational line: "You make me feel like Christmas morning!"

However, after experiencing this soul-stirring early morning, this tranquil concept was completely destroyed in Cai Yang's mind.

This year's Christmas, Cai Yang lost his precious virginity as an innocent little virgin, and for the first time, it was actually on the floor!The most annoying thing is that he has always been the one below!

The direct result of this is that his waist hurts, his legs are soft, his joints are bruised, and his steps are sloppy, as if he has been tortured.

So when he got up in the morning, Cai Yang rubbed his lower back and looked at the culprit with resentful eyes, and solemnly announced: "Gu Wenyu! Tell you! This is the last time! Don't think about it again in the future! I will never play with you again, my lord." No more! No more!"

Gu Wenyu's answer was just a gentle kiss and a calm question: "What do you want for breakfast? There is a new cake shop downstairs, and I'll bring you a lemon pudding?"

So Cai Yang's eyes became more resentful.

Christmas is not a statutory holiday, everyone has to come to work as usual.

Fatty Tang was the first to come in, which is actually quite abnormal.

Appearing at the door with his fat body is a huge Christmas tree, which is full of red paper. If you change the color, it looks like Wuchang is holding a mourning stick in his hand, but this The "Master Wuchang" has a slightly rounder figure.

Gu Wenyu went out to buy breakfast, Cai Yang was the only one in the office.He saw Tang Wei laying a Christmas tree with his ass pouted, so he ran over to watch the excitement out of boredom.

"Why are you hanging these red papers?" Cai Yang asked.

Tang Wei didn't expect that there would be someone in the office so early, so he yelled in fright, and said angrily to Cai Yang: "Oh my god! Why are you here?!" After speaking, he looked suspiciously at Cai Yang's slightly The haggard face glanced away.

"I...I worked overtime with the boss yesterday." Cai Yang said vaguely. "What are these red papers for? I've never seen red papers hanging on anyone's Christmas tree."

"Bah! Take a good look, brother, is this a red paper! This is a red envelope!"

"Huh? Viagra, you want to send money?!" Cai Yang's eyes lit up.

"It's called Fatty, what Viagra!" Fatty Tang rolled his eyes at Cai Yang, "Which round will I get the money here! This is for the boss, hehehe, according to the past practice, he has to take all the red envelopes on the tree. It's full, give benefits to the brothers!"

"Damn it, you guys are crazy about money! Hanging red envelopes on the Christmas tree? Chinese and Western?"

"Hey, hey, can you make your position clear? You are on the same front as us proletarians! Why are you talking for the capitalists! Do you think we are not exploited enough?"

Cai Yang stuck out his tongue, thinking whoever is on the same side with you, I am the husband of a capitalist!

However, for the sake of internal harmony, he couldn't tell the truth, so he had to hum and haha ​​some more nonsense with the fat man, and then went to the bathroom to wash up.

When he came out again, he suddenly felt that the fat man's eyes looking at him became lewd.

"What are you doing? Looking at me with such disgusting eyes." Cai Yang stared at the fat man vigilantly.

The fat man laughed a few times, twisted and twisted and leaned in front of Cai Yang, looking up, down, left, and right at him.

"Hey, are you sick? What's wrong with you in the morning? Have you ever seen a handsome guy?"

The fat man shook out a bottle of hand cream from behind without being in a hurry, shook it in front of Cai Yang, and said in a delicate voice: "I hate it, my hand cream is gone, tell me, you and Boss worked an extra night, why did he run out of hand cream~~~"

Cai Yang felt goosebumps all over his body from being disgusted by the fat man. He forgot his guilty conscience, and quickly pushed him away, saying, "Go, go, go, let the disgusting people go, who knows where your hand cream is?" ..."

The fat man gave Cai Yang a wretched wink, then shyly returned to his desk, turned on the computer and started tinkering.

Cai Yang also sat down in his seat. After a night of "manual labor", he was not in good spirits, so he picked up his phone and looked at it, and couldn't help being shocked!

There were more than a dozen missed calls on the above, all of which belonged to Li Libang.

Then he suddenly remembered that he and Gu Wenyu didn't go home all night, and he forgot to tell the others. He looked at the time and guessed that Li Libang and the others should have just woke up and hadn't gone to work at this time, so they dialed the phone go back.

The phone was picked up almost as soon as it rang, and before he could speak, he heard Li Libang's angry voice over there: "Yo! I said you are still alive! Is it because you are addicted to missing games or something!"

"That... I worked overtime with Gu Wenyu at the company yesterday... I forgot to tell you." Cai Yang quickly explained.

In fact, what he said was true, he did work overtime with Gu Wenyu.

"Really! I thought you two had eloped!" Li Libang still didn't let go, and said calmly.

"If I don't go back in the future, I will definitely say hello to you! Don't be angry, will I treat you to dinner when I go back tonight?"

"Hmph, you have a conscience." Even though he said this, Li Libang still sounded a little sullen. "Come back early tonight, I'm counting on your meal, if we go missing again, we'll go straight to the door!"

"Success! No problem! I'll book a hotel in a while! Isn't Senior Brother Guo also planning to go abroad, so let's celebrate for him in advance!" Cai Yang said softly.

"Okay, let's go to work, that's it!" Li Libang seemed impatient, and dismissed Cai Yang in a few words.

After hanging up the phone, Cai Yang scolded in his heart that Li Libang's temper was really growing, and he stared at him more closely than his mother.

At 09:30 in the morning, the IT workers in the studio poured in one after another. They all looked at the red envelope of the Christmas tree first, and then they all looked at Cai Yang at the same time as if they had discussed it.Cai Yang was taken aback by them, but he didn't know what to do.

After Gu Wenyu bought his breakfast, he announced the new development of the software program to the employees, and held a brief meeting to formulate the next development plan.

After seeing the program framework modified by Gu Wenyu and Cai Yang overnight, the IT staff couldn't help but click their tongues, marveling at the magical idea and concise and clear structure.Therefore, everyone looked at Cai Yang as if they saw the shining golden balls. If there was no Gu Wenyu standing beside him with a cold face, they would all rush to hug this little money tree and kiss it fiercely!

Under the new guiding ideology, various inspirations emerged one after another, and those technical problems that had been stuck for a long time were also solved, and the next step was the specific implementation and testing work.These tasks are tedious and time-consuming, but they don’t need to consider overcoming technical obstacles, so if they go well, they can quickly complete the samples and consider contacting customers to sell the software.

For the prospect of this software, everyone has different opinions, and finally reached a unified opinion: focus on the mobile phone market, and this time the patent cannot be sold directly to customers as before, so that people can buy it out at once. But to participate in technology shares dividends.Because after all, this program is different from those small programs before. They spent a lot of effort in it, just like their own children, reluctant to give it to others directly.

As a program improver, Cai Yang's status has once again been improved unprecedentedly in the studio. Even the financial director, who has always been serious about his words and smiles, specially put a large bag of jelly on his desk during his lunch break.

Everyone was smiling when looking at him, especially Fatty Tang, whose smile made Cai Yang feel creepy.

When it was time to get off work, Cai Yang told Gu Wenyu that they would go back early today, and he agreed to treat Brother Guo and the others to dinner, but Gu Wenyu had no choice but to let Cai Yang go back because he couldn't leave because of work.

Cai Yang packed up his things and went to the bathroom. When he came back, he was about to put on his coat and leave, but suddenly many gift boxes of different sizes appeared on the table.

Surprised, he looked around and saw the IT guys peeking at him from behind their respective monitors.Zhang Xu hastily coughed, and came out to explain: "Christmas gifts are given to newcomers every year. There have been no newcomers in the studio for several years. It's hard to look forward to you, so don't hesitate to accept it, it's everyone. A little thought!"

Looking at those presents, Cai Yang suddenly felt warm in his heart, he took out two big bags to pack those gift boxes, and left the company with them in a happy mood.

When they arrived at the hotel they had made an appointment with Li Libang in advance, the senior brother hadn't come yet, only Zhang Jia and Li Libang had arrived.

Cai Yang booked a small box, and the three of them took their seats one by one. Li Libang's expression was still not very good, and he didn't like to talk to others.Zhang Jia remained calm and did not see anything unusual.

While they were waiting for Guo Mingyuan to eat fruit, Cai Yang said a lot of good things, and Li Libang's attitude became better.This can't be blamed on him, Cai Yang didn't come back all night, and no one answered his cell phone, if it wasn't for Gu Wenyu who also didn't come back, he and Zhang Jia almost really thought that there was something wrong with the beauty, for fear that he would be caught by some pervert Abduct.

"Hey, what's that bag you're holding?" Li Libang asked squintingly with a fruit-rooted toothpick in his mouth.

"Christmas gift, it's from my colleagues!" Cai Yang said cheerfully.

"Tch, childish, what kind of Christmas gift does a big man give!" Li Libang disdainfully.

Zhang Jia poured Cai Yang a cup of hot tea, and asked slowly, "What did you get?"

"I don't know, I haven't opened it yet!" Cai Yang said, "Why don't I open it now? Anyway, I have to wait for my brother."

"Okay." Zhang Jia raised his eyebrows, and his goal was achieved.

So Cai Yang untied the scarf, took off his coat, rolled up his sleeves and began to open presents with great interest.

Then...then he was dumbfounded.

The first gift, a pair of thongs, was from Wu Beibei. Cai Yang hesitated for a moment, but didn't react too much.

The second gift, a... whip?Sent by the treasurer.

The third gift... a bottle of lubricant... from the fat man.

The fourth gift...Cai Yang didn't want to take it apart, but under the stabbing eyes of Li Libang and Zhang Jia, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and open it...

A vibrating egg...

A vibrating egg?A vibrating egg! !

It was actually given by the honest and benevolent Xu Yiping!

Next, he received another pair of handcuffs, an electric wand, and a CD with the words "Look at my Type 72"...

Cai Yang's face turned white and black.

Li Libang's expression was unpredictable.

Zhang Jia was stunned for a long time before pushing his glasses and showing a friendly smile to Cai Yang: "Cai Yang, can you explain to us what these things... are?"