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In a blink of an eye, the new year is approaching, I watched Xiaobai busy with the exams, and watched my classmates happily go on winter vacation, but I was locked in a cage all day like a panda, except when the sun was good, I was allowed to sit in the cage. Taking a walk nearby, Xiaobai just kept me in captivity.Unfortunately, my protest was not supported by anyone, even Zhao Laoer and Ding Dasha, who visited the prison from time to time, did not support my escape plan.As soon as I said I would let them take me out for a stroll, everyone shook their heads like rattles, shit!

Although I don't need to worry about anything, but looking at Xiaobai who is getting more and more busy and the decorations in the villa getting more and more colorful, I often have a feeling of being in a trance-are you going to get married?

Oops……

A question I often think about recently is how in just six months I have somehow transformed from a cheerful, lively, tall and handsome guy who is chased by many little girls and loved by everyone, to the current one who is rubbing his belly. The little daughter-in-law who raised a child at home and was forced to wear a wedding dress and wait to marry under the various threats of the elderly at home?

After thinking about it for a long time, I turned my attention to Bai Shaohan who was stepping on a stool and wrapping red balloons around the lamp, it was all the culprit!

"Is it crooked?" Xiaobai probably saw me staring at him unkindly, and adjusted the position of the balloon in his hand a little puzzled.

I shook my head, grabbed a bag of prunes and took a bite and asked him, "Can I really not wear a wedding dress?"

Xiaobai jumped off the chair with a quick stride: "Hey, just for one day, to give the old man a little face, I will wear it once. Besides, you have to be trustworthy, and I have worn it." He picked up one from the side while talking. In the big picture frame, he was wearing a low-cut snow-white wedding dress and was hugged in my arms like a little bird. The waist is awkward no matter how you look at it.I decided to take him to take another wedding photo after I regained my manly body, so that he could truly be a little bird.

So I had no choice but to welcome the day of my wedding with Bai Shaohan with helpless and helpless sighs.

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On the first day of my upcoming wedding, my parents, who were incompatible with each other, finally passed through the war-torn West African continent from an unknown tribe in North Africa, and then transferred to a research station in South America to guide a round of work before returning home. Asia, hastily rushed to my front.

Looking at their tired smiling faces, I was immediately moved. After all, they are my own. Although they often ignore me, they still love me at critical moments.However, just when I was about to rush over and give them a loving hug after reuniting after a long absence, my nonchalant dad suddenly said, "Come and give dad a hug, my precious daughter..."

I jumped into a rage--

"I am your son!" I gritted my teeth.

"You don't look like a son." My nonchalant father continued to reach out to me, and looked at my belly hintingly while talking.Immediately, I felt my face burning with embarrassment. I would always feel a little guilty in front of my parents after doing this thing of getting on the bus first and then paying for the fare.

"I said that Ji Wei looks like me, but you still don't believe me." I was dodging my dad's warm hug, but I was stopped by my mom behind me. The smug smile on her beautiful face made me suddenly Feeling shuddering, I stared at her subconsciously.

Mom blinked, "What's wrong? I haven't seen Mom for a long time, do you miss me?"

"Mom, are you really a man?" I asked cautiously.

"Yeah, but I became a woman when I was 16. Unlike you, I didn't change until I was almost 20, which made me and your dad think that you have no hope of changing." Mom said while talking. Pat your chest, looking scared, I have black lines all over my head, I don't want to get better at all, okay?

"Then why don't you go back to being a man?" I looked at my mother's beautiful figure in her early [-]s but still protruding forward and backwards, and her relaxed and confident expression. I couldn't help but deeply suspect that my mother had a femme fatale since she was a child. .

"What do you know? It's great to be a woman. What I study is the origin, development and demise of matrilineal clans. Only as a woman can I understand the culture in a deeper way. You ask your dad, what can I do in African tribes?" He can't get in where he goes in."

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My mother, you are really full of dedication to science!But—"Is this why you want to be a woman?" I still have some doubts.

Mom's face turned red suspiciously, and she glanced at Dad with some embarrassment at the end of her eyes. In an instant, I understood that the real reason was actually Dad.I sighed slightly in my heart, stopped asking more questions, and hurriedly arranged for them to take a bath, because smelling the smell of buffalo dung left on their bodies, I couldn't help but feel like vomiting again. Mom, you have been hurt by flying all the way. How many passengers on the same plane.

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The 28th of the twelfth lunar month is a good day. In the early morning, you can see a blue-purple glow rising from the far horizon. In a blink of an eye, the sky is full of bright sun. .

"I don't want to go out!" I stared at the person in the mirror, and firmly clasped the edge of the dressing table. No matter how much the makeup artist pulled me, I was unwilling to walk out of the door.

At this moment, my out-of-place parents came in after a night of grooming. It was probably because of my ferocious expression that the makeup artist was frightened. Seeing my parents coming in, she hurriedly nodded and took the opportunity to go out.My father and mother couldn't help but stagnate at the same time when they saw my footsteps: "Woo...my daughter is so beautiful..." My father stretched out his hand to hug me again, but I stomped on my shoe.

"Xiao Wei, I didn't expect you to get married so soon." My mother wiped the corners of her eyes with emotion.

I am extremely dissatisfied: "My dear parents, I hope you will firmly remember an important fact, that is, you gave birth to a son, and I have only become like this temporarily. This wedding is just If you show it to outsiders, don't take it so seriously. When your son and I marry a wife in the future, you will have time to be moved again."

"Marry a wife? Who else do you want to marry?" Suddenly a gloomy question came from the door, and as soon as I looked up, I saw Xiaobai walking in with a straight face, pulling me up from the dressing table very dissatisfied, "We On the day of great joy, you still dare to think about others?"

"Youngest, I'm waiting for you to marry me at any time." Suddenly a head popped up from behind Xiaobai, followed by a man in a gorgeous purple shirt in a straight lead gray suit, no less low-key than Xiaobai in a snow-white dress , this guy really planned to steal the limelight, right?

"It won't be your turn anytime soon!" Xiaobai threw an elbow at Zhao Lao Er, who flexed his body to dodge, "The world is unpredictable, Xiao Ji can become a woman, there are still people in this world What is impossible?" Zhao Laoer snorted coldly, full of provocation.

Xiaobai looked at his watch and decided to ignore him, "It's time, go down, you can't be tired now, I have already explained to them the messy etiquette, let's not do it, you will be with my dad when you go down later." Mom will meet relatives together, let's go through the motions, and then you will come back to rest. Dad, Mom, you go down together, my parents have arrived."

Xiaobai called my parents to my parents so naturally, he didn't need anyone to remind him, and he changed his words immediately after meeting yesterday.That mother's cry really made my mother very excited, trembling with joy, and made my father secretly roll his eyes at him angrily.I know he must be upset that he lied to his son and then cheated on his wife.

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I really don't want to go out. Looking at the woman in the mirror with powdered eyebrows and bright lipstick, I really have a feeling that I am about to split my personality. This feeling is not good.Especially when I looked down to see the wedding dress on my body, although at my strong request, I didn't make it into a low-cut style with bare breasts, but chose a relatively conservative high-necked long-sleeved style, but the extremely delicate design, It fits my waist and abdomen that is not obviously thick at present, and the slender lines contrast with the towering chest. There is also a trailing tulle dress full of pearls and rhinestones, which makes me change everything. The femininity is extremely obvious.Maybe, for real girls, it's a very beautiful wedding dress, a very beautiful skirt, but for me it makes me very embarrassed and uncomfortable.

"Xiaoji?" After Xiaobai urged me for the second time and still didn't see my movements, Xiaobai finally realized something was wrong. He smiled and sent my parents out first, then kicked Zhao Laoer out of the door, and at the same time, Ding Dasha, who kept poking his head in the back, shut the door together.

"What's wrong?" Xiaobai walked towards me facing the sunlight from the high window.

I looked at myself in the mirror and said nothing.

"Are you scared by yourself? Didn't expect to be so beautiful?" Xiaobai stood behind me and gently embraced me, looking at the reflection in the mirror with me.

"Xiaobai, will I not turn back into a man?" I stretched my hand towards myself in the mirror, and put it on the beautiful eyebrows, red lips and cheeks as soft as flowers.

Xiaobai just looked at me and didn't answer, maybe because he didn't know how to answer.

"That—it's not me—" I pointed to the man in the mirror, and at the same time, I found a trace of fear in the man's eyes.

This time Xiaobai frowned, he pulled my body and turned me away from the mirror, stared into my eyes, and said very seriously: "That is you too, no matter man or woman, you are you, Ji Wei , my little Ji."

"You love a man." I said.

This has always been my biggest anxiety. If I still can't turn back into a man after giving birth, will Xiaobai's love go away from me?Because a person's sexual orientation is actually very difficult to artificially change. I'm not sure how long a man like Xiaobai, who is homosexual from both psychological and physical standards, can last his passion for a woman, maybe a year, maybe two years In short, men must be far more attractive to him than women. If I can't turn back into a man, how long can I keep him?

Xiao Bai frowned even tighter, "Here you are."

Suddenly, Xiaobai took my hand and put something into my hand.

I was suspicious, and when I looked down, it was a small book with a purple cover. My heart was moved, and I hurriedly scooped it up for a closer look. Immediately, the three big characters in gold on the cover came into view—marriage certificate!

"Hold your son's hand and grow old together with your son. I guarantee that I will never leave you forever!" He hugged me tightly, and with my hand, he gently opened the inside page of the marriage certificate. Inside was a photo of me and him. I have the face of a woman, and he smiles sweetly and gently.

"With this, it will be easy for our baby to get a household registration in the future." I nodded at him approvingly, the anxiety just disappeared for some reason, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching when he heard my extremely realistic conclusion. He nodded twice, then shook his head and laughed, followed me and nodded: "Yeah, I can't register, and I won't be admitted to university in the future."

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"Dang, dang, dang..."

Holding Xiaobai's hand, I stepped onto the red carpet with him. In front of all my relatives and friends, I made an appointment with him in life, old age, sickness and death, and walked together for life...

small theater:

Friends of Ji's father and Ji's mother were also invited to have a wedding wine.

An uncle looked at the bride strangely and asked Ji's father: "Old Ji, why do I remember that your family gave birth to a son?"

A certain aunt also came over and said to Ji's mother: Yes, I hugged your Ji Wei back then, it seemed like a boy?

Father Ji: You remember wrongly. The old Wang family gave birth to a son, while my family gave birth to a daughter.

Mother Ji: Hehe, my daughter was skinny when she was a child, so I dressed him up as a boy.

A certain aunt and a certain uncle walked away with a smile, whispering in private: Old Ji's family probably gave birth to one more child. I went to see Ji Wei when he was born, so he must be a certain person.

A certain uncle: That is, that kid beat my son's head through when he was in junior high school. Could it be a girl who did it?

Auntie: No wonder Lao Ji and his wife don’t come back from abroad all year round. Anyway, no one cares about the boundaries of Africa. Who knows if they have one or two extra babies?

Uncle X: Shhh, let’s just pretend we don’t know, otherwise it will be troublesome if the family planning office is called to check the household registration again.Besides, look at how beautiful the daughter of the old Ji family was born, even if she was born beyond birth, it is worth it, and she has hired such a rich and handsome son-in-law, it is better to have a daughter these days.

The author has something to say: I think the buns will be released tomorrow, what do you think?