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Chapter 42 The little buns are out
The wedding was completed during the winter vacation, and everyone was happy in the new year after that. When the first spring flowers bloomed, I felt the first fetal movement of the little buns under the double shock of shock and surprise...
"It's moving..." I suddenly petrified and pointed to my stomach.
Xiaobai, who was sitting on the sidelines reading the newspaper, was stunned for a moment, then suddenly jumped up, flustered and asked me as if he didn't know where to move his hands and feet: "Move, move, where to move?"
"Here——" I froze and pointed to my stomach again, not daring to make any movements. At this time, my stomach was obviously sticking out, although it was not conspicuous under the loose clothes , but if you take off the clothes, you can clearly see the arc protruding from the plane.
Xiaobai knelt down to my feet, and carefully reached out to touch my stomach, "Where is it moving?" He asked eagerly and excitedly.
I stayed quietly for a while, and spread my hands to him regretfully, "It seems that I have stopped moving again, and I will call you when I move again later." But Xiaobai refused to get up, so he sat cross-legged at my feet, Started boards against my stomach and so on.
Of course, the little things did not disappoint Xiaobai. After he stared at him for more than an hour, he moved again. I didn’t have time to call him and directly pulled his hand on his belly. This time Xiaobai didn’t miss it. He nervously At first, he didn't dare to use force, and he was reluctant to leave. Even if the babies calmed down, he still refused to leave.
After the period of pregnancy and vomiting, I became very able to eat, but during a certain examination, the doctor's aunt said to me earnestly: "It's good to be able to eat, but don't eat too much..."
This sentence was enshrined by Xiaobai. When I kicked him out of bed that night and asked him to cook wontons for me, he plausibly advised me not to eat too much, but in the end he was defeated by my accusing eyes and ran obediently. I went to order wontons for me, but the portion was only one-third of the usual size.
Then, my belly got bigger and bigger, and the babies became more and more active. Xiaobai stayed by my side at night and talked to my stomach for a longer and longer time. Even Zhao Lao Er and Ding Da Silly almost came to my stomach whenever I had time to implement their own prenatal education plan. The main content of Zhao's second prenatal education was to speak ill of Xiaobai and try to close the friendly relationship with the babies. One bite at a time, calling himself a godfather.And Ding Dasha brought his guitar. Every time he came, he played and sang to my stomach for half an hour. I don’t know if the babies like it or not. Anyway, I can’t listen to it for 10 minutes each time. You can fall asleep.
At the beginning, I stopped their nonsense, but I gradually got used to it. They make trouble from time to time, which makes my boring life go faster. To be honest, this kind of idleness, I just stay at home all day Counting the days, I'm going to grow hair.
The days are getting longer and the weather is getting hotter and hotter. In May, my stomach is inflated like a balloon.By June, my stomach was already like those full-term pregnant women with single babies in the hospital. My movements became sluggish, my legs and feet were a little swollen, and I occasionally had cramps at night. Every time Xiaobai was woken up by me, he hurriedly got up Give me a massage, and talk some nasty love words while massaging, but often I can't hear a few words before I fall asleep again.
After the third examination in July, the aunt of the doctor I visited on a regular basis said to us with great experience: "You have to be prepared, depending on the condition of these two little guys in your stomach, it is estimated that it will take less than eight months to wait. It's been a month, look at them all looking so strong, no matter who kicks whoever kicks, I'm afraid you will have to upgrade to become a mother immediately."
being a mother...
Although I have been adjusting my mood for nine months, when I hear that the word "Mom" may soon be firmly placed on my head, I still feel a feeling of thunder rumbling in my ears .
No... I still like being a dad...
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According to what Xiaobai and his parents meant, they wanted me to be admitted to the hospital in advance as a precautionary measure, but after staying in the hospital for one night, I found that I couldn't sleep at that place, and I felt uncomfortable everywhere, even my stomach hurt. Feeling uneasy, Xiaobai had no choice but to take me home and continue to wait.
Coincidentally, it's summer vacation, and Xiaobai has a lot of time. After hearing the doctor's reminder that I might give birth in a few days, Xiaobai began to implement a 24-hour emergency man-marking plan.The only thing I don't understand is why even Zhao Laoer and Ding Dasha moved in together calmly, and at the same time they kept adding various things to the baby room that had been prepared in the villa. It can be said that only I can't think of it and they can't deliver it.
So, I changed from only Xiaobai and a sticky worm by my side to three sticky worms, and even when I went to the toilet, one of them must be guarding the door, as if I was afraid that I would give birth to the baby in the toilet. Like coming out.
Xiaobai's combat readiness bag was fully prepared, and he packed it in the car early on. In order to calculate the time, he even drove back and forth at different time periods to test the time required to get from home to the hospital and analyze the best driving route.
But as time goes by, I can still feel that his tension is not increasing day by day, but advancing with the times... Just like last night when I touched him because of leg cramps, he immediately jumped up from the bed, grabbed He pulled up his clothes and put them on, still yelling: "What's the matter? Is it going to give birth? I'm going to drive!"
And I can only look at him speechlessly and shake my head...
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July 26th, the eighth day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar, I don't think I will forget this day in this life, this day is really - too tm scary, but also so tm happy!
Lao Tzu is really about to give birth!
Since I got up in the morning, my waist was a little sore and heavy, but these days my waist pain has become a habit, and I didn’t take it seriously, but at noon, after lunch, I just stood up from the chair, suddenly As soon as it was hot, a dripping piece of water dripped down the thigh and onto the ground...
Maybe the water broke...
I stayed for five seconds before I let out a scream: "Ah—"
Fear overwhelmed me instantly...
Then--
Probably can only be described as a panic, right?In fact, I don't remember very clearly, I only know that I was surrounded by three big men and an aunt all the way to the hospital.
You ask how long Xiaobai spent on the road?Depend on!He didn't drive the car at all, his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't even control the steering wheel. At the critical moment, Zhao Laoer was reliable, and he showed the superb driving skills trained on military vehicles very skillfully, and the journey was safe and secure. took us to the hospital.
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"Doctor, hurry, hurry, he is about to give birth...he is going to give birth..."
I've never seen Xiaobai so flustered. All along, his image in my heart has always been that although his stomach is full of bad water, he always looks gentle and gentle on the outside, with a calm and clear air.Even if his face was black and blue from fighting with Zhao Laoer, he still has the ability to be calm and calm.But at this moment, he is like a headless chicken, wandering around, completely lost his position, even the person he is holding by the collar in his hand is actually just an ordinary person wearing a white trench coat , not that the doctor didn't notice it, so I began to feel that I needed to reassess his self-control and calmness.
"Oh——" Suddenly, a sharp pain hit from the lower abdomen, and I couldn't care what student Xiaobai was grabbing, because I also did the same thing as him, "Hurry up and give me something!" The doctor is here, I'm going to die of pain!"
The next eight hours were definitely the darkest time I have spent in the past 20 years, a full eight hours, those two little bastards tortured me for a full eight hours...
"Why do I want to have a baby? I won't have any more! Bai Shaohan, you bastard, you bastard who doesn't use condoms in bed!"
Standing next to me in sanitary clothes, Xiaobai could only keep saying good things: "Yes, I'm a bastard, I'm a bastard, good boy, let's get Mr. Child down and I'll let you scold me every day! Still have to work hard."
I stared at him, another sharp pain hit my stomach, I grabbed Xiaobai's arm and just took a bite!I bit him for as long as the pain lasted, but he didn't seem to know the pain, he let me bite, and kept wiping the sweat beads rolling on my forehead with his other hand.
"I'm a man..." I was about to howl, but a big hand covered my mouth, followed by Xiaobai's voice hurriedly, "Don't talk nonsense, the doctor said, the fetal position is very correct, it is definitely a normal delivery, no It will be difficult to give birth, so don't talk nonsense."
My tears are about to fall, the grief in my heart, I am obviously a man, I should obviously be a man who can shoot without giving birth...
"Come out, use more force!"
what--
I screamed, and felt something slippery squeezed out of my body, and I was instantly relieved... But before I could catch my breath, another burst of severe pain hit me again!
Then, suddenly there was a sound of heavenly cries in my ears, one after another, one after another, and then another harmony followed, singing one after another, almost without a pause...
This time, I really relaxed——
"Congratulations, congratulations, two young men, the elder brother weighs in and the younger brother weighs in."
The doctor aunt who is very medically virtuous completely ignored my bad morality just now, she still hugged a pair of small red, wrinkled little things like little old men and shook them in front of my eyes. The whole person was about to collapse, but at that moment, I clearly remembered their appearance, but, at such a first glance, how should I say it?It's really - kind of ugly...
The doctor and nurse were busy around me and the little ones. Xiaobai looked at the baby intently on the nurse's hand, but he didn't reach out to take it. His hand held mine all the time until I returned to the baby. The ward didn't let go before An Ran fell asleep.
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The baby was very healthy. After cleaning and checking, he was wrapped in a small bag and sent to me. I woke up from the dreamland in the heart-piercing cries of these two devil brothers.
Xiaobai reserved a VIP room, and there is a small living room attached to the ward. As soon as I woke up, a large group of people rushed in from the living room with a huff. Dad, my mother, Bai's father, Bai's mother, Zhao's second son, Ding Dasha, and Mrs. Li all rushed in.
The two little guys cried and wailed one after another, and everyone stared at me. I fell asleep and could only look back at them blankly, until Xiaobai was carried away under the common gaze of all of us. Unable to bear the pressure, he finally opened his mouth: "Mom said, it's time for you to breastfeed..."
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small theater:
One day when I was about to give birth, Mrs. Zhao was peeling an apple for me. Suddenly, Mrs. Li came over mysteriously and asked me in a low voice: "Xiao Ji, Auntie knows I shouldn't ask, but... are you sure this child is really white?" Young Master's?" As she asked, her eyes couldn't help but drift towards Zhao's second child.
I was suddenly covered in black lines...
After getting my affirmative answer, Mrs. Li actually sighed quietly with great regret: "Hey, actually Xiao Zhao is pretty good, I wish I had a daughter."
I looked at her back and sighed quietly, in fact, it is just right for you to have a son.
The author has something to say: First of all, let’s celebrate the safe birth of the little buns!Second, I am soliciting the names of the little buns from everyone. I really can't think of them, so I ask for your help.
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hello...what?
Xiaobai saw that I hadn't moved, coughed lightly again, and said cautiously: "Well, it's time to breastfeed..."
I choked on my throat with a mouthful of saliva and almost turned myself over. Xiaobai hurried over, supported me, and at the same time raised his head and smiled at the crowd, "Why don't you go out first, there are so many people..."
Oh~~oh~~ Everyone hurriedly expressed their understanding, and they all returned to the living room with a huff, and Mama Bai closed the door for us very considerately, leaving only us - a family of four, in the room... still noisy, the two The little thing was still howling, while Xiaobai and I continued to stare.
"How...how can I feed you?" I stammered and looked at Xiaobai for help, and Xiaobai also looked at me a little stupidly, and suddenly he turned his head and opened the door and called out: "Mom, what should I do— —”
In fact, Bai’s mother has no experience. She is a typical young lady from a rich family. When Xiaobai was born, she was afraid of losing her figure, so she never breastfed herself. Xiaobai was actually raised by a nanny when she was a child.Later, it was my own mother who was originally a man who turned into a woman and Mrs. Li came in to help explain the essentials, and Xiaobai and I followed suit.
But—soon, we will face another serious problem—the "milk" thing is not a water faucet, just turn it on and it will come out...
Ah Da and Ah Er* tried a few times, their little mouths murmured and murmured, their little faces turned red, and they couldn’t suck anything from my two lumps of flesh, so the crying became louder, I watched They were crying and they were about to cry. My mother sighed when she saw us in a hurry, and suddenly leaned into my ear: "..."
(*Note: Comrades do not respond to my call to ask everyone to name the babies together. If there is no name tomorrow, I will use Ada’s name!~ The girl mentioned Bai Youxuan, Ah Er, I think it’s for To express sympathy for Zhao's second son, call him Ji Xiaofeng. Nicknames, I think Ah Da and Ah Er are easy to remember, and it's easy for me to fight. Do you have any opinions?)
Uh……
I looked at her, and she looked at me, nodding vigorously at me, and I had no choice but to follow suit.
As soon as the old lady pulled Aunt Li out, Xiaobai was still a little at a loss, "Why did they leave, Mom?"
I sighed, handed Ada to Xiaobai and put him back in the crib, "Mom said... I can try to let you come."
Xiaobai opened his mouth into an egg shape, and poked his fingers straight at the tip of his nose.
"Don't point, it's you, Ah Da Er Er is not strong enough, you try it. Hurry up, don't starve the little ones!" As I said, I lifted my clothes up and stood up to him With my chest up, seeing Xiaobai's eyes, I know that I am completely shameless now.
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After Xiaobai came to his senses, he suddenly smirked and said to Ada and Aer two, "Look, your father must come!" After finishing speaking, he got on my bed, lay down in front of me, and put his hands on his back. Picking up the swollen, white and tender plumpness of my chest, I sucked it down——
"Uh~" After 1 minute, I couldn't help but get up, then I covered my mouth suddenly, and slapped Xiaobai on the back of the head, "Idiot! It's for you to suck, not to lick~"
Xiaobai slightly raised his head and spit out the nipples that had been sucked by him so brightly that they were about to drip. He looked at me with some embarrassment: "It's too tempting, I can't help it." After speaking, he lowered his head and buried it back on my chest again.
"Ah... it hurts..."
"Be patient..."
"Woo... It hurts... Take it easy..."
"It's too light to get out."
"Come out? I can't do it..."
"Be patient a little longer, it will be fine in a while."
After a full 35 minutes...
"Woo..." Xiaobai suddenly groaned, and finally got up from my chest sweating profusely. At the same time, he hurriedly sent Ada, who had already fallen asleep from crying and tired, to my arms, and then I He only heard a grunt, with a strange expression on his face as if he swallowed something, and then he said, "Quick, come out!"
I was overjoyed, looked down, my face suddenly turned half black, the tender red breasts were all swollen by his sucking, no wonder it didn't hurt anymore, I didn't feel it at all...
After feeding, Ada is not finished yet, so there is still Aer, so Xiaobai has to do it again, but this time - switch to the left side...
Woo...the nanny's work is really not done by humans!
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In just a few hours, I basically understood that babies are basically the equivalent of terrorists.For them, the whole family has to go into battle, coaxing and coaxing, even if all eighteen kinds of weapons are mounted on horses, they may not be able to serve them comfortably. If they are a little bit unsatisfactory, they will immediately use the high-pitched howl, which is a big killer, to ruin you. .
"I'm crying again, come on, is it peeing?"
"Hungry, oh, hungry, come, find mom to eat grandma..."
"Did you pull it? Why haven't you pulled it yet?"
"It's time to take them to the shower."
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After the sons' godfather Zhao and godfather Ding, father Bai, mother Bai, and my father and mother embraced the little ones to take a bath, I finally took a short breath to catch my breath, and turned my head to look at the only one who stayed behind. Come down and stay with me.
"I feel like I'm dying." I'm about to collapse.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiaobai poured out a bowl of soup from the thermos and fed it to me, then grabbed my hand grabbing the spoon and put it on his lips for a kiss, looking at me deeply with his eyes, and said affectionately: " Thanks a lot!"
"That's right! I've worked very hard, and I'm almost tired." I rolled my eyes at him, but the spirit of exhaustion has not yet escaped the intense excitement of becoming a father (not to mention a mother), so Although tired, I don't want to sleep anymore.
"Well," I drank the soup in one gulp, threw away the spoon and patted the back of Xiaobai's hand, "Given all the sacrifices and hard work I've put in to give birth to a pair of sons, do you think you should do it?" What would you like to say thank you for?"
"What do you want? Do you want stars? I'll get you a meteorite." Xiao Bai put down the bowl in his hand and helped me to lie down.
"Go away, is Lao Tzu such a tasteless person?"
"Then what do you want?"
"Will you give me everything I want?"
"That won't work. I have to think about national security. If you want an atomic bomb, I can't get it for you."
Xiaobai looked at me, his eyes flickering, drink!It's okay, boy, I gave birth to two sons for you in one go, such a big happy event can't go to your head, so you can't say: just say what you want, I will promise you anything!Hey, men with high IQs are really hard to cheat these days. I raised my hand and touched my chin.
"Okay, let's talk, as long as I have, you can ask for anything." Xiaobai smiled and kissed my forehead, and my eyes lit up.
"You have to do the bottom one on the bed from now on." I shook my head triumphantly.
Xiaobai shrank back, but soon he sat back in his original position and smiled: "Okay, no problem."
He answered so bluntly, but I was taken aback for a moment. Looking at his smile, I felt that there was something wrong, but I didn't know what was wrong for a while.
"Also, the sons have to call me daddy!" I continued to raise my chin to make the request.
Xiao Bai was stunned, "Then what are you calling me?"
"Whatever, anyway, the word dad can only belong to me." I giggled, Xiaobai was speechless this time.
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"Hey, it's lucky that Ji Wei has enough milk, but, mother-in-law, I think we still need to hire another nanny. In a few days, the little ones will have an appetite, and Ji Wei alone will definitely not be enough." Bai Mama stood in the room I saw me breastfeeding Ah Da and Ah Er in turn, and I laughed so contentedly. I don’t think my old lady has any opinion on whether to hire a nanny or a cow. In Africa, she has even seen a leopard breastfeeding a child. , as long as the baby is not hungry, she definitely doesn't care what she eats.
As for me, I looked at Ah Er, who was eating and gurgling, and Ah Da, who had already eaten and drank enough to sleep. I only had one thought in my mind. I would feed every two hours on average. I almost had to pick up the other when I put down one. One, my hands are about to cramp, it's like a humanoid cow.
After five days in the hospital, the doctor judged that there was nothing wrong with me and the little ones, and we could go home.
But when I got home, I realized that the war had just begun——
"Ouch, baby, come, Daddy, come and see, is the diaper wet..." After I took over the term dad, Xiaobai had no choice but to choose the old-fashioned name—Daddy.
I was breastfeeding Ah Er in my arms, and when I heard Xiaobai coaxing Ah Da, I subconsciously looked up, and just so happened to see a bright stream of water shooting straight at Xiaobai's handsome face like a fountain, rushing towards Xiaobai's handsome face. It went into his mouth that was still smiling...
A big friend, the moment Xiaobai just opened the diaper - peed...
And what about student Xiaobai?After wiping his face, he smiled at me proudly: "Look, how powerful our son is! Are there any sharpshooters?"
I couldn't help but twitch my face, do sharpshooters squirt water guns?
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After a few days, it suddenly rained. It rained for seven or eight days in a row. The diapers could not be dried. The diapers in the house were almost used up. The balcony on the second floor was covered with small flags of various colors. It's embarrassing to say, or use diapers.
Zhao Laoer, who has been lingering and refusing to leave since the summer vacation, suddenly jumped out. Without a word, he dug out a light-colored T-shirt from his box and cut it off. bought hugoboss?It's more than 700 after discount!
"Hey, hey!" I kept yelling, but I still couldn't stop this prodigal son.
"Scoop it up," Zhao Lao Er handed the cut soft cotton shirt to Aunt Li who was stupid there, and winked at A Er who was in Aunt Li's arms: "Look, how about a godfather? It's not like Your heartless father is not even willing to give you a diaper."
Seeing his complacent look, Xiaobai instantly frowned, jumped back into the room, took out a bunch of brand-name T-shirts, and began to scissor them. While cutting, he hummed at Zhao Laoer not to be outdone.
Depend on!Are they both out of their minds?One by one, all of them are worth our living expenses for two months. I hugged Ah Da and kicked him over: "Hurry up and take it back, I don't need money! Go scoop up the diapers!"
"Besides money, my son's butt is more important." Xiaobai rubbed his calf and looked at me with an aggrieved expression, while Zhao's second child was still nodding vigorously beside him.
I'm speechless……
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After confinement, Mama Bai hired us a new nanny named Xiaomu (acted by Mumu Cactus). I guess it is about volleyball, but I still remember that I am a man at heart, so I have never had the nerve to peek.So, she and I are responsible for feeding one, and finally we won't starve the two big eaters.
In this way, in the panic, busyness and countless head-scratching incidents, the baby grew up day by day, and in a blink of an eye, the little guy was almost ten months old.And in the past half a year, Xiaobai has been promoted from sophomore to junior, and is about to go to senior year, and I am sadly reminded that I may have to go back to freshman...
And in the past six months, almost none of Xiaobai's clothes were so clean that there were no milk stains, urine stains, or saliva stains. Went to school.I think classmate Xiaobai is deliberately showing off that he is a father, because every time Zhao Laoer and Ding Dasha come to complain to me, classmate Xiaobai always points to the stains on his body to show them that his sons are doing well again. He pissed on him a few times.The second Zhao told me bitterly in private that if he hadn't been afraid that Bai Shaohan would turn into a pig's head and come back to scare his sons, he would have punched him long ago, and seeing his pride, he wanted to beat him.
As for me, I became more and more anxious as time passed day by day, because——the baby can already sit and crawl, but I still hang two automatic thermos bottles——woman!
"What are you doing?"
"what……"
"You can't eat your toes."
"what……"
"I can't eat my brother's toes either."
"what……"
"Little bastard, get the hell out of here, those are your father's socks!"
Why!I looked at the two little guys who looked almost exactly the same, with my nose, mouth and Xiaobai's eyes and outlines, and I felt proud and sour.
At night, Xiaobai managed to coax the two little devils to sleep, and crawled back to me lightly, hugging me tightly to get ready to sleep.
I got up on my hands and feet.
"What's wrong?" Xiaobai looked at me strangely.
"Starting tomorrow, I want to wean the babies."
The author has something to say: Ah, I am going to make Ji Wei turn back into a man. In the next chapter, I will try to make him return to a man. I have waited too long for this day!If I continue to be a woman, I will lose interest in writing.
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"Okay, it's almost time. Besides, after this holiday, you should go back to school." Xiaobai thought about it and nodded, agreeing with my opinion.
Seeing his eyes barely opening, I swallowed what I wanted to say, forget it, let it be, what's the use of telling him?I shook my head, put aside my troubles, lay down on Xiaobai's stomach and closed my eyes.
The next day, when I was still in a daze, Xiaobai suddenly came up to me and shook me, "What's the matter?" I rubbed my eyes and frowned at him.
Xiaobai smiled and pinched my nose, and said in a low voice: "The sun is drying our buttocks, and I'm still sleeping. I, Xiaomu and Mrs. Li will take the babies for vaccinations."
"Oh." I nodded and waved my hand, "Be careful on the road~" Then I turned over and went back to sleep.
Falling asleep, I don’t know how long I’ve been asleep, suddenly I woke up, and I sat up from the bed, the surrounding was extremely quiet, only the ticking of the pendulum and my own breathing, I grabbed my phone and checked, it was already 10:30 It's [-], and I can't help but frown, why haven't Xiaobai and the others come back yet?An inexplicable unease rose in my heart.
I dialed Xiaobai's cell phone, but it always rang and no one answered. I dialed again, but no one answered. It was not until I dialed again for the third time that I was suddenly answered.
"Xiao Ji?" God bless, he finally answered, but why does Xiao Bai's voice sound so... weak?Moreover, there seemed to be bursts of chaotic noise around, very noisy.
"Where are you? Why haven't you come back?"
"I, I'm..." Xiaobai's voice sounded intermittent and weak, and the surrounding voices were too loud, suppressing Xiaobai's voice so that I couldn't hear what he was saying. Anxiety rose to my heart, did something happen?At this moment, I suddenly heard someone shouting on the phone: "Hurry up, take the baby out first!"
child!
Do you mean Ah Da and Ah Er?
Who, who is calling?
I was in a hurry and shouted: "Bai Laosan, speak louder, where are you, where are you? What happened? What happened to Ah Da and Ah Er?"
"I was in a car accident on xx road."
My blood turned cold in an instant, a car accident?Car accident!I couldn't hear what Xiaobai said behind me, and I didn't have time to ask any more. I jumped up from the bed, grabbed two coats, put them on, and ran out. Xiaobai...and me Ah Da, Ah Er, Mu Mu, Mrs. Li... They are all in the car.
I jumped and ran out the door, and when I got to the road to stop the car, I realized that I was still wearing slippers, no wonder I couldn't run fast just now!Depend on!
I saw a taxi coming from afar, I rushed to the middle of the road, and stopped it with my arms open. The car stopped five centimeters in front of me. I was going crazy, I ignored him, opened the front door and sat in the passenger seat: "Take me to xx Road!"
But the driver stepped on the brakes and didn't move, just staring at me with crazy eyes.I immediately became angry and slapped the plastic partition: "Hurry up!"
"Miss... I took this car..." Suddenly, a weak man's voice came from behind me. I was startled, and turned around, only to see a big face full of pimples close to me. On the plexiglass partition behind me.
I hurriedly took out my wallet, shit!There was no change, so I handed over a piece of [-] in distress, "Dude, it's urgent, please let me know."
"Actually, let's drop by. I'll see you off first." The little boy who was probably only seventeen or eighteen saw me turn around, and suddenly showed an excited expression on his face. He also enthusiastically expressed that he would see me there first. I had no choice but to say thank you.
The xx road is actually not far from where we live, and it will take 10 minutes if the road is not blocked. I guess Xiaobai's accident happened on the way back. I was so anxious that I just kept urging the driver to hurry up. The uncle stared at me impatiently while biting his cigarette. Not only did he not speed up, but he kept scolding me all the way and almost made him a murderer or something.
"Now we are inserting an emergency road condition message. There was a series of traffic accidents on XX Road 10 minutes ago. A gravel truck lost control and crossed the double yellow line and rushed into the reverse lane, causing a head-on collision with a No. 21 bus, causing four vehicles to roll over. A major traffic accident involving nine vehicles rear-end. According to reports from relevant departments, several people were killed and many others were injured. Due to the accident, a large number of vehicles were congested. Witnesses at the scene said that the police have temporarily closed the road section. Drivers and friends are advised to detour. "When such a news was suddenly reported on the radio of the taxi, there was a buzzing sound in my mind.Several people died and many were injured!Xiaobai, Xiaobai is still alive, what about Ah Da and Ah Er?Someone was yelling just now, take the child out first, did it mean Ah Da or Ah Er?Didn't Mumu and Aunt Li hold them?Why do you say you have to take the baby out first?
After hearing the news, the driver suddenly stepped up the gas pedal, and the speed obviously became faster. I subconsciously glanced at him, but he just snapped his fingers and threw the half-smoked cigarette out of the window. , holding the steering wheel carefully with both hands.
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"It's moving..." I suddenly petrified and pointed to my stomach.
Xiaobai, who was sitting on the sidelines reading the newspaper, was stunned for a moment, then suddenly jumped up, flustered and asked me as if he didn't know where to move his hands and feet: "Move, move, where to move?"
"Here——" I froze and pointed to my stomach again, not daring to make any movements. At this time, my stomach was obviously sticking out, although it was not conspicuous under the loose clothes , but if you take off the clothes, you can clearly see the arc protruding from the plane.
Xiaobai knelt down to my feet, and carefully reached out to touch my stomach, "Where is it moving?" He asked eagerly and excitedly.
I stayed quietly for a while, and spread my hands to him regretfully, "It seems that I have stopped moving again, and I will call you when I move again later." But Xiaobai refused to get up, so he sat cross-legged at my feet, Started boards against my stomach and so on.
Of course, the little things did not disappoint Xiaobai. After he stared at him for more than an hour, he moved again. I didn’t have time to call him and directly pulled his hand on his belly. This time Xiaobai didn’t miss it. He nervously At first, he didn't dare to use force, and he was reluctant to leave. Even if the babies calmed down, he still refused to leave.
After the period of pregnancy and vomiting, I became very able to eat, but during a certain examination, the doctor's aunt said to me earnestly: "It's good to be able to eat, but don't eat too much..."
This sentence was enshrined by Xiaobai. When I kicked him out of bed that night and asked him to cook wontons for me, he plausibly advised me not to eat too much, but in the end he was defeated by my accusing eyes and ran obediently. I went to order wontons for me, but the portion was only one-third of the usual size.
Then, my belly got bigger and bigger, and the babies became more and more active. Xiaobai stayed by my side at night and talked to my stomach for a longer and longer time. Even Zhao Lao Er and Ding Da Silly almost came to my stomach whenever I had time to implement their own prenatal education plan. The main content of Zhao's second prenatal education was to speak ill of Xiaobai and try to close the friendly relationship with the babies. One bite at a time, calling himself a godfather.And Ding Dasha brought his guitar. Every time he came, he played and sang to my stomach for half an hour. I don’t know if the babies like it or not. Anyway, I can’t listen to it for 10 minutes each time. You can fall asleep.
At the beginning, I stopped their nonsense, but I gradually got used to it. They make trouble from time to time, which makes my boring life go faster. To be honest, this kind of idleness, I just stay at home all day Counting the days, I'm going to grow hair.
The days are getting longer and the weather is getting hotter and hotter. In May, my stomach is inflated like a balloon.By June, my stomach was already like those full-term pregnant women with single babies in the hospital. My movements became sluggish, my legs and feet were a little swollen, and I occasionally had cramps at night. Every time Xiaobai was woken up by me, he hurriedly got up Give me a massage, and talk some nasty love words while massaging, but often I can't hear a few words before I fall asleep again.
After the third examination in July, the aunt of the doctor I visited on a regular basis said to us with great experience: "You have to be prepared, depending on the condition of these two little guys in your stomach, it is estimated that it will take less than eight months to wait. It's been a month, look at them all looking so strong, no matter who kicks whoever kicks, I'm afraid you will have to upgrade to become a mother immediately."
being a mother...
Although I have been adjusting my mood for nine months, when I hear that the word "Mom" may soon be firmly placed on my head, I still feel a feeling of thunder rumbling in my ears .
No... I still like being a dad...
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According to what Xiaobai and his parents meant, they wanted me to be admitted to the hospital in advance as a precautionary measure, but after staying in the hospital for one night, I found that I couldn't sleep at that place, and I felt uncomfortable everywhere, even my stomach hurt. Feeling uneasy, Xiaobai had no choice but to take me home and continue to wait.
Coincidentally, it's summer vacation, and Xiaobai has a lot of time. After hearing the doctor's reminder that I might give birth in a few days, Xiaobai began to implement a 24-hour emergency man-marking plan.The only thing I don't understand is why even Zhao Laoer and Ding Dasha moved in together calmly, and at the same time they kept adding various things to the baby room that had been prepared in the villa. It can be said that only I can't think of it and they can't deliver it.
So, I changed from only Xiaobai and a sticky worm by my side to three sticky worms, and even when I went to the toilet, one of them must be guarding the door, as if I was afraid that I would give birth to the baby in the toilet. Like coming out.
Xiaobai's combat readiness bag was fully prepared, and he packed it in the car early on. In order to calculate the time, he even drove back and forth at different time periods to test the time required to get from home to the hospital and analyze the best driving route.
But as time goes by, I can still feel that his tension is not increasing day by day, but advancing with the times... Just like last night when I touched him because of leg cramps, he immediately jumped up from the bed, grabbed He pulled up his clothes and put them on, still yelling: "What's the matter? Is it going to give birth? I'm going to drive!"
And I can only look at him speechlessly and shake my head...
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July 26th, the eighth day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar, I don't think I will forget this day in this life, this day is really - too tm scary, but also so tm happy!
Lao Tzu is really about to give birth!
Since I got up in the morning, my waist was a little sore and heavy, but these days my waist pain has become a habit, and I didn’t take it seriously, but at noon, after lunch, I just stood up from the chair, suddenly As soon as it was hot, a dripping piece of water dripped down the thigh and onto the ground...
Maybe the water broke...
I stayed for five seconds before I let out a scream: "Ah—"
Fear overwhelmed me instantly...
Then--
Probably can only be described as a panic, right?In fact, I don't remember very clearly, I only know that I was surrounded by three big men and an aunt all the way to the hospital.
You ask how long Xiaobai spent on the road?Depend on!He didn't drive the car at all, his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't even control the steering wheel. At the critical moment, Zhao Laoer was reliable, and he showed the superb driving skills trained on military vehicles very skillfully, and the journey was safe and secure. took us to the hospital.
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"Doctor, hurry, hurry, he is about to give birth...he is going to give birth..."
I've never seen Xiaobai so flustered. All along, his image in my heart has always been that although his stomach is full of bad water, he always looks gentle and gentle on the outside, with a calm and clear air.Even if his face was black and blue from fighting with Zhao Laoer, he still has the ability to be calm and calm.But at this moment, he is like a headless chicken, wandering around, completely lost his position, even the person he is holding by the collar in his hand is actually just an ordinary person wearing a white trench coat , not that the doctor didn't notice it, so I began to feel that I needed to reassess his self-control and calmness.
"Oh——" Suddenly, a sharp pain hit from the lower abdomen, and I couldn't care what student Xiaobai was grabbing, because I also did the same thing as him, "Hurry up and give me something!" The doctor is here, I'm going to die of pain!"
The next eight hours were definitely the darkest time I have spent in the past 20 years, a full eight hours, those two little bastards tortured me for a full eight hours...
"Why do I want to have a baby? I won't have any more! Bai Shaohan, you bastard, you bastard who doesn't use condoms in bed!"
Standing next to me in sanitary clothes, Xiaobai could only keep saying good things: "Yes, I'm a bastard, I'm a bastard, good boy, let's get Mr. Child down and I'll let you scold me every day! Still have to work hard."
I stared at him, another sharp pain hit my stomach, I grabbed Xiaobai's arm and just took a bite!I bit him for as long as the pain lasted, but he didn't seem to know the pain, he let me bite, and kept wiping the sweat beads rolling on my forehead with his other hand.
"I'm a man..." I was about to howl, but a big hand covered my mouth, followed by Xiaobai's voice hurriedly, "Don't talk nonsense, the doctor said, the fetal position is very correct, it is definitely a normal delivery, no It will be difficult to give birth, so don't talk nonsense."
My tears are about to fall, the grief in my heart, I am obviously a man, I should obviously be a man who can shoot without giving birth...
"Come out, use more force!"
what--
I screamed, and felt something slippery squeezed out of my body, and I was instantly relieved... But before I could catch my breath, another burst of severe pain hit me again!
Then, suddenly there was a sound of heavenly cries in my ears, one after another, one after another, and then another harmony followed, singing one after another, almost without a pause...
This time, I really relaxed——
"Congratulations, congratulations, two young men, the elder brother weighs in and the younger brother weighs in."
The doctor aunt who is very medically virtuous completely ignored my bad morality just now, she still hugged a pair of small red, wrinkled little things like little old men and shook them in front of my eyes. The whole person was about to collapse, but at that moment, I clearly remembered their appearance, but, at such a first glance, how should I say it?It's really - kind of ugly...
The doctor and nurse were busy around me and the little ones. Xiaobai looked at the baby intently on the nurse's hand, but he didn't reach out to take it. His hand held mine all the time until I returned to the baby. The ward didn't let go before An Ran fell asleep.
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The baby was very healthy. After cleaning and checking, he was wrapped in a small bag and sent to me. I woke up from the dreamland in the heart-piercing cries of these two devil brothers.
Xiaobai reserved a VIP room, and there is a small living room attached to the ward. As soon as I woke up, a large group of people rushed in from the living room with a huff. Dad, my mother, Bai's father, Bai's mother, Zhao's second son, Ding Dasha, and Mrs. Li all rushed in.
The two little guys cried and wailed one after another, and everyone stared at me. I fell asleep and could only look back at them blankly, until Xiaobai was carried away under the common gaze of all of us. Unable to bear the pressure, he finally opened his mouth: "Mom said, it's time for you to breastfeed..."
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small theater:
One day when I was about to give birth, Mrs. Zhao was peeling an apple for me. Suddenly, Mrs. Li came over mysteriously and asked me in a low voice: "Xiao Ji, Auntie knows I shouldn't ask, but... are you sure this child is really white?" Young Master's?" As she asked, her eyes couldn't help but drift towards Zhao's second child.
I was suddenly covered in black lines...
After getting my affirmative answer, Mrs. Li actually sighed quietly with great regret: "Hey, actually Xiao Zhao is pretty good, I wish I had a daughter."
I looked at her back and sighed quietly, in fact, it is just right for you to have a son.
The author has something to say: First of all, let’s celebrate the safe birth of the little buns!Second, I am soliciting the names of the little buns from everyone. I really can't think of them, so I ask for your help.
ps: By the way, let me make a preview. I will be serializing a new article "Teacher Tonight Auction" in the near future. It is an old-fashioned and modern-looking article. There are all kinds of beauties and jq, with thick flesh and oil. I hope everyone will pay attention. If you want to read it, please read My column, please add the author to accept it, so that as long as I publish any new articles, everyone can pay attention to it immediately, thank you everyone. —→
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hello...what?
Xiaobai saw that I hadn't moved, coughed lightly again, and said cautiously: "Well, it's time to breastfeed..."
I choked on my throat with a mouthful of saliva and almost turned myself over. Xiaobai hurried over, supported me, and at the same time raised his head and smiled at the crowd, "Why don't you go out first, there are so many people..."
Oh~~oh~~ Everyone hurriedly expressed their understanding, and they all returned to the living room with a huff, and Mama Bai closed the door for us very considerately, leaving only us - a family of four, in the room... still noisy, the two The little thing was still howling, while Xiaobai and I continued to stare.
"How...how can I feed you?" I stammered and looked at Xiaobai for help, and Xiaobai also looked at me a little stupidly, and suddenly he turned his head and opened the door and called out: "Mom, what should I do— —”
In fact, Bai’s mother has no experience. She is a typical young lady from a rich family. When Xiaobai was born, she was afraid of losing her figure, so she never breastfed herself. Xiaobai was actually raised by a nanny when she was a child.Later, it was my own mother who was originally a man who turned into a woman and Mrs. Li came in to help explain the essentials, and Xiaobai and I followed suit.
But—soon, we will face another serious problem—the "milk" thing is not a water faucet, just turn it on and it will come out...
Ah Da and Ah Er* tried a few times, their little mouths murmured and murmured, their little faces turned red, and they couldn’t suck anything from my two lumps of flesh, so the crying became louder, I watched They were crying and they were about to cry. My mother sighed when she saw us in a hurry, and suddenly leaned into my ear: "..."
(*Note: Comrades do not respond to my call to ask everyone to name the babies together. If there is no name tomorrow, I will use Ada’s name!~ The girl mentioned Bai Youxuan, Ah Er, I think it’s for To express sympathy for Zhao's second son, call him Ji Xiaofeng. Nicknames, I think Ah Da and Ah Er are easy to remember, and it's easy for me to fight. Do you have any opinions?)
Uh……
I looked at her, and she looked at me, nodding vigorously at me, and I had no choice but to follow suit.
As soon as the old lady pulled Aunt Li out, Xiaobai was still a little at a loss, "Why did they leave, Mom?"
I sighed, handed Ada to Xiaobai and put him back in the crib, "Mom said... I can try to let you come."
Xiaobai opened his mouth into an egg shape, and poked his fingers straight at the tip of his nose.
"Don't point, it's you, Ah Da Er Er is not strong enough, you try it. Hurry up, don't starve the little ones!" As I said, I lifted my clothes up and stood up to him With my chest up, seeing Xiaobai's eyes, I know that I am completely shameless now.
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After Xiaobai came to his senses, he suddenly smirked and said to Ada and Aer two, "Look, your father must come!" After finishing speaking, he got on my bed, lay down in front of me, and put his hands on his back. Picking up the swollen, white and tender plumpness of my chest, I sucked it down——
"Uh~" After 1 minute, I couldn't help but get up, then I covered my mouth suddenly, and slapped Xiaobai on the back of the head, "Idiot! It's for you to suck, not to lick~"
Xiaobai slightly raised his head and spit out the nipples that had been sucked by him so brightly that they were about to drip. He looked at me with some embarrassment: "It's too tempting, I can't help it." After speaking, he lowered his head and buried it back on my chest again.
"Ah... it hurts..."
"Be patient..."
"Woo... It hurts... Take it easy..."
"It's too light to get out."
"Come out? I can't do it..."
"Be patient a little longer, it will be fine in a while."
After a full 35 minutes...
"Woo..." Xiaobai suddenly groaned, and finally got up from my chest sweating profusely. At the same time, he hurriedly sent Ada, who had already fallen asleep from crying and tired, to my arms, and then I He only heard a grunt, with a strange expression on his face as if he swallowed something, and then he said, "Quick, come out!"
I was overjoyed, looked down, my face suddenly turned half black, the tender red breasts were all swollen by his sucking, no wonder it didn't hurt anymore, I didn't feel it at all...
After feeding, Ada is not finished yet, so there is still Aer, so Xiaobai has to do it again, but this time - switch to the left side...
Woo...the nanny's work is really not done by humans!
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In just a few hours, I basically understood that babies are basically the equivalent of terrorists.For them, the whole family has to go into battle, coaxing and coaxing, even if all eighteen kinds of weapons are mounted on horses, they may not be able to serve them comfortably. If they are a little bit unsatisfactory, they will immediately use the high-pitched howl, which is a big killer, to ruin you. .
"I'm crying again, come on, is it peeing?"
"Hungry, oh, hungry, come, find mom to eat grandma..."
"Did you pull it? Why haven't you pulled it yet?"
"It's time to take them to the shower."
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After the sons' godfather Zhao and godfather Ding, father Bai, mother Bai, and my father and mother embraced the little ones to take a bath, I finally took a short breath to catch my breath, and turned my head to look at the only one who stayed behind. Come down and stay with me.
"I feel like I'm dying." I'm about to collapse.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiaobai poured out a bowl of soup from the thermos and fed it to me, then grabbed my hand grabbing the spoon and put it on his lips for a kiss, looking at me deeply with his eyes, and said affectionately: " Thanks a lot!"
"That's right! I've worked very hard, and I'm almost tired." I rolled my eyes at him, but the spirit of exhaustion has not yet escaped the intense excitement of becoming a father (not to mention a mother), so Although tired, I don't want to sleep anymore.
"Well," I drank the soup in one gulp, threw away the spoon and patted the back of Xiaobai's hand, "Given all the sacrifices and hard work I've put in to give birth to a pair of sons, do you think you should do it?" What would you like to say thank you for?"
"What do you want? Do you want stars? I'll get you a meteorite." Xiao Bai put down the bowl in his hand and helped me to lie down.
"Go away, is Lao Tzu such a tasteless person?"
"Then what do you want?"
"Will you give me everything I want?"
"That won't work. I have to think about national security. If you want an atomic bomb, I can't get it for you."
Xiaobai looked at me, his eyes flickering, drink!It's okay, boy, I gave birth to two sons for you in one go, such a big happy event can't go to your head, so you can't say: just say what you want, I will promise you anything!Hey, men with high IQs are really hard to cheat these days. I raised my hand and touched my chin.
"Okay, let's talk, as long as I have, you can ask for anything." Xiaobai smiled and kissed my forehead, and my eyes lit up.
"You have to do the bottom one on the bed from now on." I shook my head triumphantly.
Xiaobai shrank back, but soon he sat back in his original position and smiled: "Okay, no problem."
He answered so bluntly, but I was taken aback for a moment. Looking at his smile, I felt that there was something wrong, but I didn't know what was wrong for a while.
"Also, the sons have to call me daddy!" I continued to raise my chin to make the request.
Xiao Bai was stunned, "Then what are you calling me?"
"Whatever, anyway, the word dad can only belong to me." I giggled, Xiaobai was speechless this time.
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"Hey, it's lucky that Ji Wei has enough milk, but, mother-in-law, I think we still need to hire another nanny. In a few days, the little ones will have an appetite, and Ji Wei alone will definitely not be enough." Bai Mama stood in the room I saw me breastfeeding Ah Da and Ah Er in turn, and I laughed so contentedly. I don’t think my old lady has any opinion on whether to hire a nanny or a cow. In Africa, she has even seen a leopard breastfeeding a child. , as long as the baby is not hungry, she definitely doesn't care what she eats.
As for me, I looked at Ah Er, who was eating and gurgling, and Ah Da, who had already eaten and drank enough to sleep. I only had one thought in my mind. I would feed every two hours on average. I almost had to pick up the other when I put down one. One, my hands are about to cramp, it's like a humanoid cow.
After five days in the hospital, the doctor judged that there was nothing wrong with me and the little ones, and we could go home.
But when I got home, I realized that the war had just begun——
"Ouch, baby, come, Daddy, come and see, is the diaper wet..." After I took over the term dad, Xiaobai had no choice but to choose the old-fashioned name—Daddy.
I was breastfeeding Ah Er in my arms, and when I heard Xiaobai coaxing Ah Da, I subconsciously looked up, and just so happened to see a bright stream of water shooting straight at Xiaobai's handsome face like a fountain, rushing towards Xiaobai's handsome face. It went into his mouth that was still smiling...
A big friend, the moment Xiaobai just opened the diaper - peed...
And what about student Xiaobai?After wiping his face, he smiled at me proudly: "Look, how powerful our son is! Are there any sharpshooters?"
I couldn't help but twitch my face, do sharpshooters squirt water guns?
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After a few days, it suddenly rained. It rained for seven or eight days in a row. The diapers could not be dried. The diapers in the house were almost used up. The balcony on the second floor was covered with small flags of various colors. It's embarrassing to say, or use diapers.
Zhao Laoer, who has been lingering and refusing to leave since the summer vacation, suddenly jumped out. Without a word, he dug out a light-colored T-shirt from his box and cut it off. bought hugoboss?It's more than 700 after discount!
"Hey, hey!" I kept yelling, but I still couldn't stop this prodigal son.
"Scoop it up," Zhao Lao Er handed the cut soft cotton shirt to Aunt Li who was stupid there, and winked at A Er who was in Aunt Li's arms: "Look, how about a godfather? It's not like Your heartless father is not even willing to give you a diaper."
Seeing his complacent look, Xiaobai instantly frowned, jumped back into the room, took out a bunch of brand-name T-shirts, and began to scissor them. While cutting, he hummed at Zhao Laoer not to be outdone.
Depend on!Are they both out of their minds?One by one, all of them are worth our living expenses for two months. I hugged Ah Da and kicked him over: "Hurry up and take it back, I don't need money! Go scoop up the diapers!"
"Besides money, my son's butt is more important." Xiaobai rubbed his calf and looked at me with an aggrieved expression, while Zhao's second child was still nodding vigorously beside him.
I'm speechless……
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After confinement, Mama Bai hired us a new nanny named Xiaomu (acted by Mumu Cactus). I guess it is about volleyball, but I still remember that I am a man at heart, so I have never had the nerve to peek.So, she and I are responsible for feeding one, and finally we won't starve the two big eaters.
In this way, in the panic, busyness and countless head-scratching incidents, the baby grew up day by day, and in a blink of an eye, the little guy was almost ten months old.And in the past half a year, Xiaobai has been promoted from sophomore to junior, and is about to go to senior year, and I am sadly reminded that I may have to go back to freshman...
And in the past six months, almost none of Xiaobai's clothes were so clean that there were no milk stains, urine stains, or saliva stains. Went to school.I think classmate Xiaobai is deliberately showing off that he is a father, because every time Zhao Laoer and Ding Dasha come to complain to me, classmate Xiaobai always points to the stains on his body to show them that his sons are doing well again. He pissed on him a few times.The second Zhao told me bitterly in private that if he hadn't been afraid that Bai Shaohan would turn into a pig's head and come back to scare his sons, he would have punched him long ago, and seeing his pride, he wanted to beat him.
As for me, I became more and more anxious as time passed day by day, because——the baby can already sit and crawl, but I still hang two automatic thermos bottles——woman!
"What are you doing?"
"what……"
"You can't eat your toes."
"what……"
"I can't eat my brother's toes either."
"what……"
"Little bastard, get the hell out of here, those are your father's socks!"
Why!I looked at the two little guys who looked almost exactly the same, with my nose, mouth and Xiaobai's eyes and outlines, and I felt proud and sour.
At night, Xiaobai managed to coax the two little devils to sleep, and crawled back to me lightly, hugging me tightly to get ready to sleep.
I got up on my hands and feet.
"What's wrong?" Xiaobai looked at me strangely.
"Starting tomorrow, I want to wean the babies."
The author has something to say: Ah, I am going to make Ji Wei turn back into a man. In the next chapter, I will try to make him return to a man. I have waited too long for this day!If I continue to be a woman, I will lose interest in writing.
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"Okay, it's almost time. Besides, after this holiday, you should go back to school." Xiaobai thought about it and nodded, agreeing with my opinion.
Seeing his eyes barely opening, I swallowed what I wanted to say, forget it, let it be, what's the use of telling him?I shook my head, put aside my troubles, lay down on Xiaobai's stomach and closed my eyes.
The next day, when I was still in a daze, Xiaobai suddenly came up to me and shook me, "What's the matter?" I rubbed my eyes and frowned at him.
Xiaobai smiled and pinched my nose, and said in a low voice: "The sun is drying our buttocks, and I'm still sleeping. I, Xiaomu and Mrs. Li will take the babies for vaccinations."
"Oh." I nodded and waved my hand, "Be careful on the road~" Then I turned over and went back to sleep.
Falling asleep, I don’t know how long I’ve been asleep, suddenly I woke up, and I sat up from the bed, the surrounding was extremely quiet, only the ticking of the pendulum and my own breathing, I grabbed my phone and checked, it was already 10:30 It's [-], and I can't help but frown, why haven't Xiaobai and the others come back yet?An inexplicable unease rose in my heart.
I dialed Xiaobai's cell phone, but it always rang and no one answered. I dialed again, but no one answered. It was not until I dialed again for the third time that I was suddenly answered.
"Xiao Ji?" God bless, he finally answered, but why does Xiao Bai's voice sound so... weak?Moreover, there seemed to be bursts of chaotic noise around, very noisy.
"Where are you? Why haven't you come back?"
"I, I'm..." Xiaobai's voice sounded intermittent and weak, and the surrounding voices were too loud, suppressing Xiaobai's voice so that I couldn't hear what he was saying. Anxiety rose to my heart, did something happen?At this moment, I suddenly heard someone shouting on the phone: "Hurry up, take the baby out first!"
child!
Do you mean Ah Da and Ah Er?
Who, who is calling?
I was in a hurry and shouted: "Bai Laosan, speak louder, where are you, where are you? What happened? What happened to Ah Da and Ah Er?"
"I was in a car accident on xx road."
My blood turned cold in an instant, a car accident?Car accident!I couldn't hear what Xiaobai said behind me, and I didn't have time to ask any more. I jumped up from the bed, grabbed two coats, put them on, and ran out. Xiaobai...and me Ah Da, Ah Er, Mu Mu, Mrs. Li... They are all in the car.
I jumped and ran out the door, and when I got to the road to stop the car, I realized that I was still wearing slippers, no wonder I couldn't run fast just now!Depend on!
I saw a taxi coming from afar, I rushed to the middle of the road, and stopped it with my arms open. The car stopped five centimeters in front of me. I was going crazy, I ignored him, opened the front door and sat in the passenger seat: "Take me to xx Road!"
But the driver stepped on the brakes and didn't move, just staring at me with crazy eyes.I immediately became angry and slapped the plastic partition: "Hurry up!"
"Miss... I took this car..." Suddenly, a weak man's voice came from behind me. I was startled, and turned around, only to see a big face full of pimples close to me. On the plexiglass partition behind me.
I hurriedly took out my wallet, shit!There was no change, so I handed over a piece of [-] in distress, "Dude, it's urgent, please let me know."
"Actually, let's drop by. I'll see you off first." The little boy who was probably only seventeen or eighteen saw me turn around, and suddenly showed an excited expression on his face. He also enthusiastically expressed that he would see me there first. I had no choice but to say thank you.
The xx road is actually not far from where we live, and it will take 10 minutes if the road is not blocked. I guess Xiaobai's accident happened on the way back. I was so anxious that I just kept urging the driver to hurry up. The uncle stared at me impatiently while biting his cigarette. Not only did he not speed up, but he kept scolding me all the way and almost made him a murderer or something.
"Now we are inserting an emergency road condition message. There was a series of traffic accidents on XX Road 10 minutes ago. A gravel truck lost control and crossed the double yellow line and rushed into the reverse lane, causing a head-on collision with a No. 21 bus, causing four vehicles to roll over. A major traffic accident involving nine vehicles rear-end. According to reports from relevant departments, several people were killed and many others were injured. Due to the accident, a large number of vehicles were congested. Witnesses at the scene said that the police have temporarily closed the road section. Drivers and friends are advised to detour. "When such a news was suddenly reported on the radio of the taxi, there was a buzzing sound in my mind.Several people died and many were injured!Xiaobai, Xiaobai is still alive, what about Ah Da and Ah Er?Someone was yelling just now, take the child out first, did it mean Ah Da or Ah Er?Didn't Mumu and Aunt Li hold them?Why do you say you have to take the baby out first?
After hearing the news, the driver suddenly stepped up the gas pedal, and the speed obviously became faster. I subconsciously glanced at him, but he just snapped his fingers and threw the half-smoked cigarette out of the window. , holding the steering wheel carefully with both hands.
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