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"The youngest! The youngest! Where is my nephew?" Ding Dasha rushed in first, carrying two cans of milk powder in his hand, yelling and looking around the door as soon as he entered. Not a hen can lay an egg in a day!

"Youngest." Zhao Laoer and Bai Laosan entered the door side by side. As soon as Zhao Laoer entered the door and saw me lying weakly on the sofa, his eyes immediately became very gloomy.

I twitched the corners of my mouth at him in embarrassment, but he gave me a very threatening look back, looking fierce.

"Youngest, come on, show your stomach and let me touch it!" Ding Dasha leaped to my side, dropped the milk powder and stretched out his claws towards my stomach.

"Get lost!" Xiao Baiyan shot quickly from behind the sofa, strangled Ding Dasha's neck, and dragged him one meter away from me, "Let your dog's paw touch it, and my sons' IQ will at least decrease Two dots."

"Conceived so soon?" Zhao Lao Er frowned and walked to me, staring at my stomach that hadn't changed significantly for a long time, but couldn't see why, so he could only let out a long breath Move your gaze to my face.

I scratched my head and smirked: "I didn't do a good job in defense, just laugh at me!"

He turned his head and glanced at the third Bai who was holding Ding Dasha, and snorted coldly: "It must have been premeditated, the third Bai is probably pinching his fingers to count your menstrual cycle."

"That must be because I have the ability to plant the seeds." Bai Laosan's ears are bright, and as soon as Zhao Laoer's voice fell, he immediately uttered a sentence, which made me feel anxious all of a sudden. He picked up the empty cup on the table and Throwing at him, "cao! You treat me like a sow, and I need you to breed!"

"Hmph, if Xiaoji hadn't lost his mind and chose you as a breeding pig, I would have won Xiaoji's lottery once, so it doesn't look like you have to breed several times!" Zhao Laoer turned his head and looked back at Bai Laosan, and replied even more. If it was ridiculous, I was completely knocked over on the sofa.I looked at the two of them speechlessly, and sure enough, when I encountered a dispute about lower body abilities, a man couldn't show weakness, and I didn't even care about whether this dispute would make their IQs show as negative.

Thus, a boring and obscene dispute began——

"Hey, hey! Pay attention to prenatal education, pay attention to prenatal education, both of you should be more civilized." In the end, Ding Dasha, who has always been a fool, said something human, and finally ended the lack of nutrition between the two breeding pigs. Another dispute of no taste.

"Brother Dasha, why didn't I realize that you are the most handsome, wise and wise man in our dormitory?" I rolled my eyes at the two mentally handicapped children, and looked at Ding Dasha .

Ding Dasha leaned back to avoid my star wave, crossed his hands on his chest and made an Ultraman defensive posture, "Go away, go away, don't seduce me, big brother, I'm a man with a family now , Besides, I have tasted the taste of a real woman..." He licked his lips, rolled his eyeballs to the right, and looked like he had a long aftertaste, "I just realized that there is definitely a difference between a real woman and a fake woman. It’s so different.” After speaking, he looked at my surging chest twice more meaningfully.

Depend on!I'm not a shemale, these two big breasts are not protruding, I'm a real meatball, okay?

However, looking at his appearance like a jade, I really feel happy for him. Finally, among the four handsome men in our dormitory, there is still a man with normal sexual orientation. Otherwise, if the girls who love us in 403 in the whole school know Knowing the truth, I'm afraid that 403 will be described as a cursed haunted house, and since then it has become the most famous forbidden place for boys in the entire N University, making all boys afraid of being cursed as gay once they enter.

"When will the baby be born?" Zhao's second child returned to normal, and his attention returned to my stomach again.

"The due date is about August [-]th, but..." I hesitated for a moment, remembering what the doctor said.

"Because they are twins, it may be a few days earlier." Bai Laosan sat down next to me, and I answered the second half of the sentence.

Zhao Laoer gave Bai Laosan a displeased look, ignoring his childish behavior that obviously meant demonstrations.

"What do you want to eat? Do you want to eat walnut cake? I'll bring it to you when I return to Beijing during the Chinese New Year."

Xiaobai pouted and wanted to interrupt, but my eyes quickly grabbed my arm. I smiled and nodded at Zhao Laoer: "Okay, bring some jujube cake or something, I like that."

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Xiaobai cooks and entertains Zhao Laoer and Ding Dasha for dinner at home. Dasha seems to be taught by the little beauty of the class flower during this time. He is good at teaching, and he can actually cook a few side dishes, so he helps Xiaobai in the kitchen. , Only Zhao Laoer and I were left in the living room.

"I haven't formally congratulated you yet." Zhao Laoer drank his saliva and stared at my stomach stupidly for a long time.

"Thank you." I felt a little embarrassed, but also a little inexplicably sad.

"I'm really jealous of him." As he spoke, he raised his finger and pointed to the kitchen with a look of unwillingness.

"I'm sorry." Looking at his hurt face, I didn't know what to say except to say sorry.

"You're right, no one can do this kind of thing, I know, I'm just upset that I lost to that bastard with a belly full of water, hey! I'm really not his opponent in the conspiracy." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but snorted again. Humming twice, contemptuous and angry.

My face twitched, what do you mean?What do you mean I was tricked by classmate Xiaobai with tricks?Uh... In fact, if you think about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case, hey!I'm ashamed and ashamed to be taken for this, and I'm still doing a loss-making business of buying one and losing three, but--but I'm still very willing, why?Is this the so-called love?

"If you want to say, Bai Laosan is really quite capable. He can actually make you pregnant with two. I definitely can't compare with him. There are twins in his family. He and his sister seem to be twins." Zhao Lao Er Suddenly changed the subject.

"Huh? Is that so?" I really don't know, but Bai Laosan's younger sister is actually a twin with him?

"You haven't seen his sister yet?"

I shook my head, then smiled and said, "We should see each other during Chinese New Year, and his sister will definitely come back for our wedding."

"Wedding?!" Zhao Laoer jumped up, "You guys are going to get married? Why didn't I know?!"

ah?I froze.

"What are you yelling about?" Xiaobai jumped out of the kitchen when he heard Zhao's second child yelling, and hugged me with a shovel in his arms, "Be careful to scare my little darling with such a loud voice."

I was disgusted by his "little baby", and then followed his gaze to realize that he was referring to the two little things in my stomach that should not be as big as a little finger, which is heartless , partiality!

"Are you guys getting married? Formally?" Zhao Lao Er stared at Xiao Bai in disbelief.

"Well, yes." Xiaobai raised his neck, and nodded his chin at Zhao Laoer, with a triumphant look.

"Boom!" - "Dang Bang!" - "Kong Dong!"

After three loud bangs in a row, I just watched as Zhao Lao Er pulled Xiao Bai away from me, punched him with a punch, and then the oily shovel in Xiao Bai's hand flew down to the coffee table with a swish. Then it rebounded and hit the head of Ding Dasha who hurriedly ran out when he heard the sound, so frightened that he fell back, knocked over a bar chair next to him and hit the ground heavily.

Hit again! !

I saw Xiaobai and Zhao Laoer being torn together in an instant, and I immediately felt dizzy, but this time I didn't dare to intervene between them, so I could only look at Ding Dasha who was in a daze, and Ding Dasha was stunned for three seconds Finally reacting, I rushed up to fight, but the two fought more fiercely. I saw that the only TV I was allowed to use for entertainment was about to end in their fight. With the revolutionary friendship established over the past ten days and the prospect of a tragic life in the future, I hurriedly climbed onto the coffee table and yelled: "Ouch—my stomach hurts—"

This cry was like a thunderclap on a sunny day, which was extremely effective in preventing the nth full-scale eruption of the Three Kingdoms melee within a second. Xiaobai and Zhao Laoer rushed towards me almost at the same time: "Where does it hurt?"

"My stomach hurts..." I lowered my voice and looked at the two of them gloomyly.

Xiaobai suddenly took a deep breath, and hurriedly reached out to hug me off the coffee table, "Go, go to the hospital."

Zhao Lao Er was a little dazed, and it took him two seconds to react. He jumped up, grabbed the car key from the coffee table, and walked out: "I'm going to drive, you hold him well."

Seeing their nervousness, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, lightly patted Xiaobai on the shoulder and said, "Put me down, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore."

Xiaobai, however, had a serious expression on his face, insisting on hugging me and going out, "No, the stomach pain can be big or small, and if it hurts just now, it doesn't hurt now, it doesn't mean it's okay. It's better to go to the hospital for a checkup."

My embarrassment~ Can this also be called self-inflicted, unlivable?

I was shoved into the car, and before the car pulled into second gear, they finally believed my defense, believed that I really didn't have any discomfort, just told them to stop and told a little lie to end it farce.I was carried weakly by Xiaobai to the upstairs room, and was placed on the bed in the bedroom. This time, the three of them decided together that I would not be allowed to stay in the dangerous war risk area, and I was completely isolated to a safe place. district.

As for whether there will be another war downstairs, that is beyond my concern. I only know that when I was called downstairs, the table where I usually ate was gone, and two stools were missing. There was also a cushion that ran under the stairs inexplicably.So we had a sumptuous lunch at the bar in the kitchen. During the dinner, Bai Laosan and Zhao Laoer talked and laughed happily, and even shared a piece of braised pork.

After lunch, Zhao Lao Er bid farewell to Ding Dasha, and said that he would take time to visit me every week in the future to ensure that I was not abused by Bai Lao San.

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"Zhao's second son said he was going to be the best man." Xiao Bai said suddenly when he was taking a nap with me.

I was stunned, hummed, and said casually: "Hey, the best man is so handsome, will the groom be under a lot of pressure..."

Xiao Bai glared at me angrily, and replied: "Actually, I think he is more suitable as a bridesmaid!"

"There are many bridesmaids and grooms who don't know each other. Tell me honestly, what did your father tell you? Did you ever say that if you can't catch up with me, you can just match up with Zhao's second son?" I have always had this suspicion, and I don't believe that they are a wealthy businessman and a high-ranking official, and the two families have never thought about it.

Xiaobai gently pinched my face: "I'm only interested in beauties with thin waists and fair skin. Chocolate men like Zhao Lao Er are not my type."

"Then you mean as long as you have a thin waist and white skin?" My heart was filled with sour bubbles, and I screwed up the soft flesh on Xiaobai's waist, shit!I dare to make up my mind before my belly is upright?

Xiao Bai's face collapsed immediately, and he begged for mercy while yelling: "How can there be so many beauties with thin waists and white skin? Didn't I mean you, only you, only you, don't worry too much. "He hurriedly hugged me and coaxed me non-stop.

I still snorted dissatisfiedly, and then sighed secretly: Hey... this unlucky progesterone can even affect jealousy!I don't like to be jealous!

The author has something to say: Today is the second update, I hope everyone will continue to support me, thank you!