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After seven inhumane days, I was finally alive and well again.Damn, it's a hot day, how can people live without popsicles and cold water?

However, during these seven days, I discovered one thing, that is—Bai Laosan is really a fucking good person.In the past seven days, I have fully enjoyed the happiness of rice worms. I eat and sleep every day, not to mention clothes, and even wash my underwear for me, saying that I am not allowed to touch cold water.

Although in the dormitory before, he often couldn't stand my various bad habits, and would help me wash my underwear and clothes from time to time, but at that time, I was still a man, and even his brother. Now, I A woman, or his housekeeper.As the youngest of a wealthy family, he is willing to do my laundry in such a condescending manner, oh, shit, it would be a lie to say that he is not moved.

On the weekend, the sun was shining brightly. Due to various discomforts in the past few days, I have not slept well. When I woke up, the sun was already westward.

After washing up, I ran to the kitchen to look for food. I was very happy to see Bai Lao San wearing a vest and shorts and pulling a leather pipe, watering the lawn in the garden.I quickly ran to the garden, took off a pile of clothes and bed sheets that still smelled of sunshine from the drying rack, sniffed them vigorously, and then rubbed them on my face. It is said that this smell is actually a mite being baked The burnt smell is really fucking fragrant!I love it!

"Xiaobai, tell me, how can I repay you?" I hugged the pile of clothes in a good mood, and rushed in front of Bai Laosan, smirking while dodging the spray sprayed from Bai Laosan's hands.

"Let's make a promise with your body." Bai Laosan replied without hesitation.

"Okay!" I nodded without hesitation.

"Then you see whether to go to your room or mine tonight." Bai Laosan continued with a serious face.

"What kind of room do you want to enter? Just go on the spot." I laughed, triumphant, shameless compared to me?Xiaobai, you are still a little tender.

I thought this topic would stop here, I shook my head and was about to go back to the house to look for food, but as soon as I turned around, a black shadow rushed towards me, and the huge impact threw me down on the thick lawn superior.

Depend on!If I didn't hold a lot of clothes and sheets under my body, I would definitely fall into a standard dog eating mud. What kind of muscle is missing?Can't stand the praise!

"What are you crazy about, your clothes are dirty again!" I buried my face in the pile of clothes and growled sullenly, and the wet feeling on my knees told me that I was completely wet from the lawn watering. , not to mention the pile of laundry under my face and chest, it's all over, my baked mites!My taste of the sun!

"Wash it when it's dirty, and you don't need to wash it anyway." Xiaobai pressed heavily on my back, and I pushed him hard, but it didn't work at all. I could only twist left and right, up and down, slightly like a meat bug. move.

"Hey, get up, you want to crush me to death!" I was depressed.

"Didn't you say you want to be on the spot?" Xiao Bai's voice suddenly became a little low and hoarse, which sounded very strange.His head was pressed against my neck. As soon as he spoke, the hot breath sprayed into my neck, which was even more scorching than the summer sun. I felt that I was almost burned, my neck, His face became scorching hot all of a sudden.

"Stop making trouble, get up!" I muffled my head, tightly hugging my clothes to cover my face, the voice came out from the pile of clothes, and it was hard to hear in my own ears.However, I kept struggling to save myself. I exerted strength on my waist, raised my buttocks, and lifted my elbows upwards. My goal - the turtle turned over and turned over.

"Stop twisting!" Xiao Bai suddenly shouted!Immediately, my legs suddenly exerted force, locking my thighs tightly, and at the same time, my body sank down and pressed my waist and butt with force.

And I froze suddenly—

"You rascal, bitch!" Damn it!What's that thing on my thigh?ah?ah?ah?once!Once I was a man too!Any man would know what that is!

"Bai Shaohan, go to hell!"

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"It was you who said you would promise me with your body!" Xiaobai looked at me accusingly.

"You said it on the spot!" He covered a red slap mark on his face with an aggrieved expression.

I just stared at him fiercely, without saying a word.

"You fooled me..." He continued to complain, and I was furious!Before he could finish his sentence, he raised his leg and kicked him in the face.

"Hey, hey, if you hit him again, you really won't be able to see anyone!" Bai Laosan yelled, stretching out his hand to block it.

The woman's body is at a disadvantage. The shadowless kick was obviously very fast and powerful, but Bai Laosan actually stopped it with one hand. With a twist of his wrist, he still held my ankle. dragged me over.How can I be his opponent with this golden rooster's independent appearance? I suddenly lost my focus and fell straight into his arms.It's okay to pull me over, this guy actually relied on his lawn to be thick enough, and there was a pile of sheets and clothes under it, and he even lay down on his back, he just lay down, holding my hand tightly Still not letting go.So, two seconds later, the mode of him lying on me was reversed instantly to me lying on him.

"Let go of me!" I really don't remember to eat, but I haven't finished beating here, yet he still dares to continue eating Laozi's tofu.

"Then you promise not to 'touch me' again." Bai Laosan completely ignored my struggle, just trapped me, with a mean smile on his face.However, who in the end did something to whom?Is there any reason or no reason?

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"What are you doing?"

Suddenly a sound rushed from a distance, and a gust of wind blew past my ears almost at the same speed as the sound.A pair of powerful big hands grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me up fiercely. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw very keenly that a big foot flashed by very despicably, and it hit Bai Laosan's ass fiercely. kick.

Zhao Lao Er, well done!

"Bai Laosan, you beast in clothes, what are you doing to my little Weiwei in broad daylight?!"

Little Weiwei?

I was immediately disgusted, and I wanted to vomit.

"Xiao Weiwei, what's wrong with you? Why are you covering your mouth? Want to vomit? Ah! Ah! Did that guy do something to you? Why do you feel like vomiting? Do you have any other feelings? Do you want to eat? sour?"

Boom!Zhao Lao Er's nonsense ended in an uppercut from me.

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I squatted on the sofa with a domineering face, took the sandwiches from Bai Lao San with my left hand, and the apples peeled by Zhao Lao Er with my right hand. There was a crackling sound.

Immediately, I was very satisfied to see that Zhao Lao Er shrank his neck very cooperatively when I deliberately showed his big white teeth.

"I'm a blue (male) man!" I swallowed the apple, took another bite of the sandwich, and while spitting, emphasized loudly to the two souls opposite me.However, the thick peanuts in the sandwich stuck my throat, making my speech a little slurred. However, I like the feeling of eating peanut butter with big mouthfuls. , maybe this guy's taste is similar to mine.

"Water!" I threw the gnawed apple core at Zhao Lao Er's face, and naturally reached out to ask Bai Lao San for water.

Bai Laosan calmly wiped away the lettuce scum I sprayed on his face, and silently brought a glass of warm milk from the kitchen.

I glanced at him, snorted coldly, snatched the cup and drank half a cup, poured down the big piece of fragrant peanut butter and prepared to continue, huh?Where did I just say that?correct!Speaking of—I'm a man!

TMD, need I say more?I was originally a man!Just thinking about it makes me want to throw the table.

"Both of you, sit down for me and wait!" I suddenly remembered something, threw down the cup and sandwich, waved at the two of them to signal them to sit down obediently, and then quickly ran to my room.

One minute later, I rushed down and gave Bai Laosan and Zhao Laoer a photo.

"I specially enlarged and printed it yesterday, so I can see it clearly! Remember it! This is the true face of Lao Tzu!" While talking, I held up the remaining photo in my hand to my eyes, almost intoxicated appreciate it.

What a handsome and personable sunny boy!Look at the height, 1.8 meters, look at the chest muscles, thick and powerful, look at the long legs, wide shoulders and thin waist, and the masculine features hidden under the beach shorts that I miss the most!Looking at it, my tears are about to burst out, this is the true face of Lao Tzu!Is there any? !

"Youngest... I don't know, but I found out that your face was quite attractive before!"

Zhao Er Er, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!

"Youngest, your legs used to be longer than now." Bai Laosan lay halfway on the sofa, holding a photo in one hand, squinting his eyes and looking at me to measure.

Youngest Bai, you really don't want to live anymore!

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In the evening, Zhao Lao Er insisted on staying here, saying that he saw the scene during the day, and was worried that Bai Lao San would become a beast again at night, and he was worried that I would be alone with him under the same roof. Anyway, there are many vacant rooms in the villa. After promising to take care of all the mopping work on the three floors tomorrow, Bai Laosan nodded and opened a guest room for him, but it was the one farthest from my room.

At 09:30, everyone was tired, and went back to their rooms, those who surfed the Internet, and those who watched TV watched TV.I went in and took a comfortable bath and came out. I was about to climb on the bed and use the net for a while, when I heard a light knock on the door.

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