It's cheaper bro!

Real knowledge comes from practice!The incident during the day gave me a deeper understanding - the saying that a man's head is pinned to his waistband is really a wise saying, so now I maintain a high degree of respect for the two male creatures under the same roof alert.

When I heard a knock on the door suddenly, I didn't open the door as quickly as before. Instead, I wrapped my pajamas tightly, picked up the baseball bat by the door, and carefully asked through the door, "Who?"

The person outside the door whom I guarded against like a gentleman on Liang paused for a second before replying helplessly: "It's me, open the door."

"I... I'm already asleep."

Hearing Bai Laosan's voice that was deliberately lowered, the hair on the back of my neck stood up suddenly. For some reason, I recalled his hoarse voice and warm voice that rang in my ears when I was pressed under him during the day. With a hot breath, the body can't help but feel a little strangely hot.

"Really asleep?" Bai Laosan's interrogative sentence seemed to contain a little disappointment, which made my heart twitch.

"Um……"

"Okay then, good night."

Huh?Actually this is leaving?

I stayed for five or six seconds, and when there was no sound outside, I suddenly opened the door.

Whoa!Almost had a heart attack!The bastard Bai Laosan was actually leaning against the wall by the door. As soon as I opened the door, he turned around and stuck in front of me!

"People are scary, scary to death!" I slapped my chest hard to suppress my shock.

"Aren't you asleep?" He looked at me, completely ignoring my white eyes.

"Yeah, but I was woken up by you." I thrust my psoas confidently.

"Today..." He coughed lightly, his fair face was inexplicably flushed, and his eyeballs were also wandering around, but he didn't look at my face.

I squinted at him, my heart skipped a beat, I interrupted his words first, and growled at him: "Don't mention today's matter again, or I will break up with you!" Feeling strange, I felt my old face was hot and my head was steaming.

He was probably frightened by my reaction, his face that was still a little red just now turned pale instantly, "Really... so serious?" He asked a little bit aghastly.

I frowned, looked at the sky with my eyes and tilted my head to think for a while. When he asked me this question, it seemed that I was the same. Is it really so serious?This man, no one has a time to shoot a gun, let alone think back to the situation at that time, and then think about it. With my current physical condition and wrong resistance mode at that time, probably, maybe, maybe I should bear such a small amount of responsibility. not sure.I remember that when I was young, an ignorant boy of fourteen or five years old, I would occasionally get impulsive in front of the middle-aged female English teacher in our class who liked to wear low-cut clothes in class.

Seeing that I was looking up at a bright 45-degree angle for a long time without any response, Bai Laosan turned around sadly and walked towards his room.

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Seeing his appearance, I immediately scratched my heart and scratched my liver, not knowing which tendon was missing, I opened my mouth and stopped him: "Hey! That..."

I called him, but Bai Laosan didn't seem to hear him, and still walked forward slowly.

"Hey!" I was upset, I hurried to get in front of Bai Laosan, and stopped him, Bai Laosan stopped immediately.Um...of course, I didn't even notice that I was still holding the baseball bat when I stopped him.

I scratched my chin and scratched my head again, "Well... I don't blame you." I coughed lightly, stretched out my hand and slapped him on the shoulder, and forced a smile: "I'm a man too, I know, I know, this It's hot in summer, and it's normal to be angry. As brothers, if there is no future in this life, let's pretend that this has never happened, and just don't make jokes in the future. Well, you know, I... now is a special situation... ..." At the end, I felt as if I had made some mistake, and as I spoke, I dared not even raise my head.

After finishing speaking, I looked up at Xiaobai, and I thought, I am so angry, this guy should show it.Who knew, when I looked up, I saw that he was expressionless, not guilty at all, not blushing, which made me inexplicably scared.

"Well...it's getting late, that's it, I, I'll go back to sleep first, good night, good night..." I shook the baseball bat twice at him and walked back, muttering as I walked, shit!My brain is really flooded, and my cerebellum is twitching. I just hid in my room and slept. Why did I come out?Come out to see this guy put on a face?I'm so mean!

The moment I passed him, he suddenly moved, stretched out his long arms and clamped me around the waist, yes!Just pick it up!The kind of clipping under the armpit!I headed down again. (I believe everyone still remembers the last time he threw me on his shoulders.) With my feet off the ground, I couldn't use any strength at all, so I could only be clamped into the room by him like a sack, and threw my hands on the bed.

I curse this evil physique again, even if it can't turn me into an Ultraman, it can turn me into a Godzilla!

I opened my mouth to call, but was covered by Bai Laosan's big hand, "You want to call Zhao Laoer?"

When I thought about it, I might not be able to deal with the third one alone, and if I call that guy over again, maybe there will be a bloody murder tonight.

"You, what do you want to do?"...

As soon as Bai Laosan took his hand away, I asked this sentence, and then I fell silent, and Bai Laosan also fell silent...

What kind of trouble is this going to be?My victim-hostage tone.

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"Cough cough," I pretended to be calm and coughed twice, trying to find a more normal voice, "Xiaobai, get down."

"I have something to tell you."

"You can go down and talk."

"It's closer so you can hear better."

"My back hurts."

"You can lie down, it will be more comfortable."

MD, I want to go crazy again, did the bastard Bai Lao San suppress it twice during the day, and get used to it?If I hadn't propped myself up on my elbows and forced myself to sit, wouldn't my current posture be basically the same as in the afternoon?It's just that I'm facing the face instead.

"Get out of here!" I couldn't bear it anymore, and I didn't need to bear it anymore. The moment my waist finally couldn't support me and I fell down, I raised my leg suddenly, and was about to kick Bai Laosan's lower body.Unexpectedly, this fellow was extremely agile, he dodged my attack with one side of his body, and even stretched out his arms, crushing me on the bed.

"Xiao Ji, I really have something to tell you." His face was only about fifteen centimeters away from mine, and I could even see a small red mole hidden deep in the hairline on his forehead. Chu, his breath is not far or near, and it sprays on my face very softly, and there is a smell of...well, black toothpaste (I also use this brand these days).

"Speak up if you have something to say, and let go if you have to fart!" The hands were restrained, and the posture was so weird that I felt like I was about to stop breathing. Didn't this guy think there was something wrong?There is no way I can’t get rid of it. I can only let go of my strength and give up the intention of kicking him away. I hope he will make a quick decision and let me live. I feel that if he lies on me like this again, I will suffocate.

"Actually..." Xiaobai looked at me fixedly, and I was forced to look back.In the past, I just generally thought that Bai Laosan was a handsome guy, a well-mannered white-faced scholar, but now that I got closer, I realized that there were actually a pair of very dark, straight and bright pupils in his peach blossom eyes, which were slightly raised at the end. It looks astonishingly beautiful.

"Actually..." He looked at me, I looked at him, and when he said the third truth, I closed my eyes angrily, you said it!Actually what!

in fact……

In fact, Bai Laosan, you are a real hooligan!

Just when I closed my eyes, a soft, warm and slightly damp feeling suddenly came from my lips...

I'm frozen pork again!Or the kind that has been in the quarters for 20 years.

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"Bang" came the familiar sound of blows, followed by another round of chaos, and Bai Laosan was thrown to the wall.

Raise your hands and feet and swear, I didn't do it, I still have a piece of frozen pork!

"Bai Lao San! I fucking despise you!" It was Zhao Yafeng, Zhao Lao Er's voice. I heard him yelling at Bai Lao San very loudly, but I couldn't turn my head around. I don't know why he was yelling.

I could only hear the sound of banging, roaring and flesh-to-body blows coming from the room, but I was unable to sit up. I kept lying on the big bed in the state of frozen pork, and my eyes were fixed on the golden chandelier on the roof. There was a blank in my head.After an unknown amount of time, my right hand suddenly became hot and was held tightly by someone. Then, a strong force came, and I was lifted from the bed. I looked around blankly, who pulled me?What are you doing?

"Youngest, come with me! You can't live in this place!" My eyes finally focused, and I finally saw the chaos in the room clearly.

The dressing table was knocked sideways, but fortunately the wall supported it, otherwise there would be broken glass all over the place, the stool was thrown to the door of the wardrobe, a large piece of paint was smashed off the wardrobe, and the face of Bai Lao San was blue and purple. , the corner of the mouth to the chin is blood red, I guess I won't be able to see people tomorrow.Zhao's second child was not much better either, the dark circles under his eyes that had been hard to get rid of after the last drunken incident grew back, and a tube of nosebleed also dragged out of his nose.

"Youngest, let's go!" My hand was pulled vigorously again, Zhao Laoer pulled me and walked out quickly.

"Go if you want to go, Xiao Ji didn't say you want to go!" Bai Laosan wiped the blood foam from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, rushed forward, stretched out his hand and grabbed my left hand, pulled me hard, and then pulled me towards him Two steps away from the direction.

"Youngest, are you still planning to stay in this hooligan's house who kissed you forcibly?" Mr. Zhao raised his strength and dragged me two more steps in his direction.

When I heard the word "kiss", I shuddered subconsciously, and suddenly looked up at Bai Laosan, but saw him frowning tightly, glanced at me and then glared at Zhao Laoer.

"Xiaobai, the weather is too hot these days, I...I think I'd better find a place to escape the heat first..." I said something that I didn't know what I was talking about. After breaking free, he shifted his eyes to me, and without reaching out his hand, he let Zhao Laoer drag me out of the villa angrily.

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