It's cheaper bro!

I followed Xiaobai around the supermarket, not knowing what else he was going to buy, but I didn't go back.After a while, I didn't know what to think of myself, and suddenly asked him: "That girl looks average, she doesn't look like your favorite, did you really date her?"

Xiaobai suddenly stopped in his tracks and turned around to look at me with a strange expression. His eyes made me feel something was wrong.

"Hey, what are you doing? Brothers, why don't you just be curious? When I wrote love letters to our classmate, didn't you grab them every time to read them, and even volunteered to send them to me? Damn, I didn't know it was me. The way you write the letter is wrong, or the way you send the letter is wrong, dammit, I haven’t even replied once, and Xiaohua’s attitude towards me is getting worse and worse!” Xiaohua is the nickname of Banhua in our dormitory, but I feel sorry for her. Only Ding Dasha and I are interested.It's just that Ding Dasha, who only knows how to block people after class, is not as romantic as me sending love letters, so I never regard him as my rival in love.

"You don't think she's good-looking?" Xiaobai evaded the important point, completely ignoring my resentment for his failure as a matchmaker, and brought the topic back to the little girl who sold women's products.

"The face is big and the butt is small." I came to a conclusion, and by the way, I glanced at my figure in the full-length mirror passing by. The difference is not an order of magnitude from my level.

Just thinking of this, my head froze suddenly, MD, what is I thinking?It's getting more and more abnormal. Compared with a woman, whose butt is bigger!No... I'm a man!I am a man!I am a man! !I ran to the mirror, faced the mirror, and tried my best to rebuild my mind, "I'm a man! I'm just a man in a woman's skin!"

"Youngest, look, does this dress look good?" Just when I finally looked through the face of a woman in the mirror, and vaguely regained the tall and mighty masculinity of the past, Xiao Bai was very excited. Calmly walking up to me holding a pink lace princess dress, she shook it off and put it on my body.

If I kill him now, run away quickly, and then turn back into a man and then come back to cry, will I not have to pay my life?

++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I am a dividing line with no lower limit++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++

When I got home, I rushed to the toilet again!

The motherland is red, I have never seen so much blood...

Boom!Before I fainted again, I heard a loud bang.I silently thought, something must have broken this time...

Waking up in pain again, I feel like I'm getting used to it, including the face I'm bound to see when I wake up.

"Xiaobai..." Inexplicably, I felt that my voice was a little pitiful, and I almost felt sick to myself.

Xiaobai sat beside my bed covering his face, and after being silent for a long time, he suddenly said, "How about I come and change it for you next time..." He was stuck for a long time, and then he continued: " that……"

that?which?I am still in the daze after the pain.

"You're dizzy with blood." Xiaobai told a fact very objectively, and I still nodded blankly, "You're even dizzy with your own blood." His tone gradually became a little unstable.

so what?

Xiaobai finally couldn't hold back my still bewildered expression and went crazy. There were well-shaped veins and big drops of sweat on his forehead. He grabbed a bag of soft items on the bedside table and slapped me on the face, saying, "I'm sorry for this thing." I posted it for you!"

I grabbed it and took a look!In an instant, I felt that it could spontaneously ignite, evaporate, and explode immediately!

Xiaobai, but what this good brother did... also... is too fucking in place, is there anyone who can change the sanitary napkin for the good brother?Involuntarily, I looked at Xiaobai with a little perverted look in my eyes, and I asked myself, if I switched positions, I would definitely not be able to do this.

"Xiaobai..." I opened my mouth quietly and asked at the risk of my life: "In fact, is there a dark desire deep in your heart to become a woman, and if you can't realize it, you just borrow my body To fulfill this desire?"

Boom!I was hit hard on the head by the pillow!

"What's going on in your mind? Can you be a little more nasty? You idiot!" Bai Laosan's face was burning red, looking at me with murderous eyes, I immediately silenced, and hurriedly pointed my mouth Made a zipper movement.

Bai Laosan took a deep breath, rubbed his forehead and said in an extremely helpless tone, "I will treat it as a daily act of kindness and change diapers for disabled people with hemiplegia!"

"I am not disabled!" I protested angrily.

"Then don't keep passing out in the toilet. My smart toilet has been knocked stupid by you. Now it doesn't spray water!"

"That's because I blocked that nozzle with glue!" I yelled without thinking before I realized it, it's over!But when I saw Xiaobai staring at me, I was upset again, and I immediately stared back, unwilling to show weakness , flushed shit all over my pants."

After yelling, he shrank back habitually, hugged his head and hid in the corner of the bed, but the expected pillow didn't fall down. After waiting for a long time, he heard Bai Laosan suddenly puffing out, and then there was the sound of laughing, shit, what Wrong root?

Finally, Bai Laosan stopped laughing, but suddenly jumped onto the bed, pressed me down and rubbed my head and butt hard, MD, I am a vulnerable group now, stop rubbing, okay?It will fall apart.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I am a dividing line with no lower limit++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++

Ten minutes after waking up, Bai Laosan went out, but only a few minutes later he knocked on the door and came in again.

"What is this?" I squinted my eyes, staring at the bowl of reddish-brown liquid that exudes a strong sweet fragrance and faintly pungent taste that Xiaobai sent to me.Stretching out his nose to smell it, he still hesitated and didn't reach out to pick it up.

"Jujube, brown sugar and ginger water." Xiaobai sat beside the bed, handed the bowl of sugar water to me, and motioned for me to drink it.

My eyes widened, this—

"Isn't this for confinement women?" From the extremely limited knowledge I got from domestic TV dramas, it seems that this thing is for this purpose.

Xiaobai's fair face fluctuated for a while, whether it was red or black, and finally he only gave me one sentence: "Stop talking! Drink!"

I don’t know where Bai Laosan got the brown sugar, jujube and ginger water recipe, but it seems to be quite useful. After drinking a big bowl of hot water, I sweated a little, and then the feeling of stomach pain subsided I have improved a lot, and my body is no longer as cold as before, as if I have no popularity.

"Are you sleepy?" Bai Laosan put away the bowl, sat on the edge of the bed and asked me.

"Yeah." I looked at Bai Laosan with misty eyes, and suddenly felt a warm feeling in my heart. The way he looked at me made me feel very...safe, his eyes seemed to have warmth, Seeing him getting up to leave, I grabbed his clothes almost subconsciously.

Bai Laosan paused, looked down at me, I hurriedly let go, turned over, turned my head and hugged the quilt to sleep, but my heart beat uncontrollably. MD, I cursed inwardly, curled up and pressed my elbows on my chest, forcibly suppressing the somewhat rapid heartbeat, I thought I must have lost too much blood, and I was too weak.

"Actually, I'm sleepy too."

When the surroundings were so quiet that I almost thought Bai Laosan had gone out, the side of the bed suddenly sank, and a heavy object suddenly lay down next to me, and with a big wave of his hand, he directly hugged me, including the quilt, in his arms.

My body suddenly stiffened like frozen pork just out of the freezer, and it felt like I had stopped breathing.Bai Laosan!Dare to open a dyeing room if you give some color, I really think I am a little lolita!

However, just when I wanted to jump up and whip someone, I couldn't stop the dull pain in my stomach. The pain made me lose all strength. At this moment, a very warm hand suddenly reached into my cold quilt. It covered my constricted stomach gently, and slowly rubbed it up...

later?

How do I know what happened next?Because my stomach felt comfortable, I fell asleep later.

The author has something to say: First of all, I would like to sincerely thank the classmate "XX's Aqing" for mine. Really, I really gave me a big surprise when I came up today, thank you!Of course, I understand that you actually want to urge me to write quickly, so I quickly climbed up to write.

However, because I have been eating, drinking and having fun with my brothers for several days, I almost can’t remember what I wrote, so, in fact, I almost don’t know what I am writing in the more than 2000 words tonight. Er, I can only slowly write. Looking for a feeling... If the writing is not good, please don't PIA me, I will continue to work hard. In fact, this article is not only funny, but also takes a warm line.