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Chapter 11 Luohong is not a heartless thing

After getting drunk that day, I began to be regarded as a dangerous creature by those three. They set rules for me, and I was strictly forbidden to go out without being accompanied, and - I was strictly forbidden to touch any alcohol products. I think that my life is not fun at all up...

That day, there was no one at home, and I was bored, so I picked up a rag and wiped the large glass of the French window. I was cleaning vigorously, and suddenly felt a pain in my lower abdomen, so I threw off the rag and ran towards the toilet. Fortunately, there is no need to think about it here. It's a question of whether to go to the men's restroom or the women's restroom.

I squatted in the pit for a long time, but I couldn’t pull out anything, but my stomach still hurts, and it seems to be getting more and more painful. I thought about it carefully, and it seemed that I only ate a few slices of bread in the morning and drank a glass of milk. , Didn’t eat anything unclean, is the milk expired?

I wiped my butt with a piece of paper, got up, pulled up my pants, and flushed——

"Ah—" I couldn't help screaming out!

blood~blood~~~~

I - dizzy blood...

++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I am a dividing line with no lower limit++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++

"Youngest, wake up, what's wrong with you? Wake up."

My shoulder hurts... my face hurts too... why are people still beating me?How many lifetimes of bad luck have I suffered this year?

blood~~

blood~~

With a sudden jolt, I woke up.

I opened my eyes and immediately looked into a pair of anxious and concerned eyes, I subconsciously rushed towards the person in front of me, woo~Xiaobai~

"What's wrong? What's going on?" Xiaobai's voice sounded very nervous, and he kept patting my back with his hands.

"Blood...blood..." I gripped Xiaobai's clothes tightly, and felt throbbing pains in my lower abdomen again, woo...pain...

"What blood? Where is the bleeding?" Xiaobai pulled my hand away and looked me up and down nervously. Only then did I realize that I had been placed on the bed and no one had hit me. The feeling just now should be Xiaobai's sake Wake me up while slapping my face.

But... why do my shoulders and face hurt so much?

I slumped my shoulders, rubbed my face, and pointed to the toilet, "toilet."

"Toilet? Is the toilet bleeding?" Xiaobai's face visibly twitched, and he looked at me speechlessly.

Suddenly, there was another dull pain in the abdomen, and then I just felt a burst of damp heat coming from under my body...

I think my face must have turned pale in an instant, that's why Bai Laosan became so terrified when he looked at me: "Youngest, what's the matter? What's wrong? Why is your face so ugly?" , His hot hand pressed against my forehead, the warm, even slightly hot palm was pressed against my painful and sweaty forehead, which immediately gave me a feeling of greed, wanting to Without thinking, she hugged his arm, leaned close to him, and then said nonchalantly: "Xiaobai, take a look, did I wet the bed?"

Xiaobai looked behind me according to his words, my face has probably turned from pale to red at this moment, I dare not look at his expression, as a grown man who is about to celebrate his 20th birthday, he wets the bed in a sober state, Is there something wrong with the prostate?I struggled endlessly, feeling ashamed and indignant... But... I suddenly realized that I am a woman now, and I don't seem to have an organ like a prostate...

I looked up and met Xiaobai who turned to me after watching me. His expression was so complex that I couldn't express it in words, but just because I couldn't say it didn't mean I couldn't imitate it, because after hearing Xiaobai's After the extremely positive statement, I think I immediately made the same expression.

"Youngest, you're on your period..."

Five thunders struck the top!There is wood!

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"I won't go!" I hugged the pillars of the gate with both hands, lay on the ground, and refused to go.

"You are a woman now, what are you afraid of?" Xiaobai gritted his teeth and held my arm from behind, trying to tear me off the pillar.

"I just have toilet paper." I hugged the pillar tightly.

"Women use that." Xiaobai hugged my waist and continued to pull me back.

"I'm a man!" I emphasized again.

"Yes, yes, you are a man, but a man who can menstruate." Xiao Bai continued to drag me.

"You! You! You..." I turned my head and stared at him viciously, Bai Shaohan, at this time, you still dare to laugh at me, I remember you.

"Hurry up, don't make any more trouble, your stomach doesn't hurt anymore, right?" Bai Laosan's face suddenly sank, and the strength of pulling me increased instantly, and he "lifted" me off the pillar in one fell swoop, and raised his hands , I was picked up by him, and then sent sideways into the car.

woo-

I was ashamed to care about it just now, and I didn’t care about it. Now that I got into the car, I immediately became weak again, with bursts of pain, and the pain made my whole body feel cold. .This shit is worse than being kicked in the balls. I remember when I was playing football, my balls were accidentally hit by a ball. It only hurt for a while, but this shit doesn't know how long it will hurt.No wonder I heard people say that women will be in a bad mood and irritable these days. TNND, in this state of wanting to have diarrhea but not being able to do so, no one will be in a good mood, is there any!

I couldn't help the noodle tears to run wantonly - the majority of women comrades, you have worked hard!

"Xiaobai, if I have a girlfriend in the future, I will definitely walk around her during these few days of the month..." I huddled on Xiaobai's car seat in pain.

Xiaobai looked at me, frowning tightly, then, suddenly stretched out a hand, gently covering my lower abdomen, the hot temperature permeated into the skin through the thin fabric, making me feel very comfortable.

"Does it hurt? Or, I'll take you to see a doctor?" Then, his voice suddenly dropped, as if he was talking to himself: "This sudden mutation, is there something underdeveloped?"

My eyebrows, which were slightly stretched, suddenly twitched, and I straightened up and shouted at him: "I'm well developed!"

My roar was probably a bit too abrupt. Xiaobai was so frightened by me that his hand controlling the steering wheel couldn't help but tremble. Fortunately, the hand that hastily retracted from me grabbed the steering wheel together, and the car body just twisted. After doing a little yangko, it returned to normal.Then he glanced at me, his eyes paused for two seconds in some places where they shouldn't be, and then he said with a sigh of relief: "Well, it is well developed, and there is still strength to roar, it seems that there is nothing wrong. "

I glared at him, folded my arms around my chest, and he ate my tofu again.

However, Xiaobai's hand retracted, and the sudden loss of temperature made my stomach hurt even more...I'm going to die...Is there anything?

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I circled, circled, circled around the snack counter... until the promotion girl in front of the sanitary products shelf walked away, and then ran over like a thief.But, my God, why are there so many, what are these?This, this, how to choose this?I am dazzled...there are so many varieties, I have no idea what to buy.

"Which one should I buy?" I lowered my head, and whispered to Bai Laosan, who was pretending to read toilet paper, for help.

"How would I know?" Bai Laosan growled at me with the same blank expression without looking back.

"Don't you have a sister?" I yelled back.

"Would you accompany your sister to buy this kind of thing?" Bai Laosan was angry.

"You are an incompetent brother!" I thrust my waist in contempt for him.

"Wow! This one is guaranteed to be enough!" Bai Laosan swept the shelves, and suddenly threw a big bag at me, and I looked down—adult diapers!

I threw my hand back and threw it in his face. If killing people is not against the law, I will kill this guy immediately!

"Do you need help?" Suddenly a sweet voice sounded beside me, which made me jump back suddenly, and crashed into the arms of the person behind me.

"Um... I'm sorry, I scared you..." The little girl's voice was very sweet, and it instantly soothed my frightened little heart.

"It's okay, it's okay." I shook my head hastily. Although this little girl looks average, she has slender eyebrows and eyes, and is quite attractive.

Little Meimei looked at me, then at the person behind me, and suddenly smiled, "We are doing an event now, buy two get one free, and give away small gifts."

The little crush's smile is as sweet as her voice, Oh, Myheart!

And then—my stomach hurts again...

About 10 minutes later, I crawled back from the toilet, and I saw Xiaobai holding a pile of sanitary napkins in his arms, waiting for me with a calm face.

Seeing this scene, I was shocked, Xiaobai, I secretly gave him a thumbs up in my heart, you are really good!

I pretended not to care and walked in front of Bai Laosan, approached him sideways and lowered my head in surprise and asked, "I took so much? Have you asked how to use it?"

"The little girl gave it to me...and there are instructions on it..." Xiao Bai's voice sounded a little weird.

I looked up at him strangely, it seemed that something was wrong, so I tried to push him, only to find that... his arm holding the pile of objects was completely stiff.

Immediately, I burst into tears, Xiaobai... good brother!

"Then—let's go." I sneaked another look at the pile of things in Xiaobai's arms, and felt that my face was so hot that I could fry an egg. I really didn't have the courage to take it from Xiaobai's hand, so I could only continue to wrong Bai San Brother holds them, I think his cheeks should be thicker than mine, at least now his face is definitely not as red as mine.

"Wait a minute," he had already turned around, Xiaobai suddenly turned his head, frowned handsomely and looked at the little girl who was promoting, "That, miss..." He took a few steps closer to the little girl, bowed his head I went to talk to her in private, seeing her mysterious look, I knew that most likely she was asking someone for their phone number.

My mood suddenly became irritable, dammit, when is this, brother, I am still suffering here, and he still picks up girls?I glanced at the pile of things he was holding in his arms again, and my anger welled up. Holding such things, even a woman would not date you!

Chirping, chirping, the two actually left me aside for a long time. My stomach hurts, my shoulders and head also hurt. I hurt my head, woo...why have I been so unlucky lately?

"Let's go." Xiaobai seemed to have finally completed his career of picking up girls, and I angrily prepared to follow up. When I turned around and saw the blushing little girl, I felt inexplicably depressed, she was not as good-looking as me!

When the girl saw me looking at her, she grinned at me, showing her crooked teeth, and I immediately dropped her score by another fifty points.But she spoke suddenly, and said with a hint of envy: "Your boyfriend is really considerate, you are so lucky."

Boy friend?who?which one?

I'm stiff...

Suddenly, I came to my senses and turned my head suddenly to look at Bai Laosan who had already walked ten steps away. I was instantly stunned by lightning. She was talking about Bai Laosan, right?

I want to cry without tears, the real gentle, considerate and handsome man is me!it's me!it's me!People in the world are easy to be confused by a superficial appearance, the abbreviation is clam eyes, you have to see the essence through the appearance!There is wood!

The author has something to say: I don’t think the writing of this chapter is very satisfying, but let’s get along, the most important thing to write a funny article is your own mood. Without a HIGH mood, you can’t write a HIGH feeling.

Everyone, give me some motivation, and I also hope that you can provide some suggestions. This article is purely funny, and we are widely collecting jokes!