The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Kan Ze showed Si Jing a gun that he had treasured for many years.

This gun is different from other guns. The length and diameter of the barrel are much better than ordinary guns. It looks very impressive at first glance; It seems that it can burn people in the palm of your hand.There is no man who doesn't love guns, and Si Jing naturally loves them too, but looking at this one, he loves it, and can't help feeling a little afraid.

He put his hand on it, and under the guidance of Kan Ze, he tentatively fired a few shots.The impact is huge, with frightening speed, as if it can shoot through thick steel at once.Si Jing squeezed the handle of the gun and fired it, his palms were numb and slightly painful from the shock.

The bullet seemed to have turned a corner and pierced straight into the bottom of his heart.

Kan Ze stared at him, and asked firmly, "Do you like it?"

Si Jing really wanted to say that he didn't like it, and couldn't wait for him to put it away again.But right now the gun was still loaded, and he wasn't stupid, so he wouldn't challenge the man beyond his control at this moment, so the words spun around his throat twice, and he finally swallowed them down.The cat boss was unwilling to be willing to tense his toes, his voice was still trembling slightly, "I like..."

Kan Ze hummed, all the bad taste seemed to come to his head at this moment, he looked at him with meaningful eyes, and said, "Since you like it, I will reward you for playing a few more games."

Si Jing: "..."

Fuck, which ones are these?

He is clearly a pure little cat, why does he seem to hear some other unusual meanings from it? ?

Si Jing has the following hindsight.

First, the table top of the sink is very hard.It can be suggested that the hotel will spread a layer of cotton in the future, so that half lying on it will be much more comfortable.

Second, there are some guns, if you hold them, don't even think about letting go.The best way is not to hold it at all.

The third and most important point is that the flowering period of some old grasses is obviously longer than he imagined, and the interval is shorter.

Most of the other grasses only bloom in one of the four seasons. Where is the catnip grass? It blooms every day throughout the year, and even three or four times a day.

What kind of grass is this? Wouldn't it be better to just pretend to be a fake flower?

Do your peers know that you are so willful?

Does your species rely entirely on you to reproduce? ?

Si Jing gasped out of his stomach, turned into his original shape and dried his fur while lying on the bed, still moaning and moaning, his head dug into the quilt, arching into a ball of round hair.Kan Ze lifted the quilt with a smile on his face, but he couldn't figure out where was the head and which was the tail from the round ball, so he found a corner of the quilt and opened it, only to see a hairy round head.

Round and round, the two white hairs on the top are still curled up.The short-legged cat stared, intending to reveal a domineering aura from its eyes, and severely intimidate the people in front of it.

Helplessly, she is a cutie by nature, no matter how much she stares at people, she doesn't look scary, on the contrary, her eyes are greener and more gratifying, and there is a kind of fierce and milky aura of "I beat the fierce" everywhere.Kan Ze just loves his small appearance, his heart trembles, and he reaches out to hug him.

don't hug!

Si Jing frowned, curled up in the quilt, and burrowed backwards into the depths of the quilt.Before the man could react, he had already slipped out from the other end of the quilt, and accidentally backed too far, his short legs were dangling on the edge, unable to stand upright, and he fell under the bed.

Kan Ze was startled.

"Little flower!"

Ye Zi moved one step ahead of his sanity, wrapping it firmly into a net.The cat cub was lying in the green net, like a fish that had been caught, and was lifted up by the back of the neck without love.

Kan Ze said softly: "Are you scared? I'll give Xiaohua a whir. Huh—huh—"

The wind blows the balls, which is extraordinarily cool.

Boss Si kicked his face with both feet. He couldn't figure out why there were so many catnip plants at the beginning, but why he picked one at a glance, which was hooligan and perverted.

Just bury it back.

-

Some shots of cats in the movie still need post-compositing.With difficult shots and deeper emotional expressions, Wang Yuan naturally would not entrust a real cat to act. Although Si Jing can act, he should not expose his identity too much.

After all, someone who is a little bit smarter can still be said to be well-taught and born, but if he is too smart, he might be caught and sliced ​​for research.

In this way, he became the most relaxed actor in the whole crew.Watching other actors acting every day, he only needs to sit firmly in Kan Ze's arms, and naturally he doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking.

There are also dogs in the movie.Fearing that the other dogs would hurt Si Jing, Kan Ze brought Er Hei along.The German black back is fat and strong, and sat next to Si Jing, like a bodyguard, making Si Jing look like a weak girl, watching there majesticly.Those dogs get closer, and they can smell the saliva of the same kind from the cat's hairy round head.

Hmm... still only a fairly strong kind.

The meowing thought of chasing the cat away suddenly stopped for a while, and a mass dog even rubbed its head over, trying to lick Si Jing's hair as well.

Before he stretched out his tongue, Erhei had already jumped in front of his eyes, bared a mouthful of sharp teeth, bent his shoulders and back, and assumed an attacking posture.

If you don't lick it, don't you lick it... The Chinese Pastoral Dog ran away with four paws resentfully.

Do you need to be so fierce?

It's not your daughter-in-law.

Wang Yuan watched from the side, and found it interesting, he said, "This is really rare. Kan Ze, this is your dog, right?"

Kan Ze's thoughts changed slightly, he hesitated for a while, but still did not deny it.

"Correct."

Wang Yuan's eyes became distant, and fell on him for a long time.

The pets raised at home are very close and familiar, which actually reflects the relationship between the owners more than anything else.There is no need to explain too much at this moment, Wang Yuan also knows that these two people really have a good relationship.

Even... much more than that.

He was a wise man and said nothing else.Kan Ze only mentioned it casually, and stopped talking about it, and instead discussed the plot development in the movie with Wang Yuan.

Although Si Jing played the leading role, this "Chaos Cloud" is more like a group play.

Under the collapse of the nest, every life is striving for the possibility for itself.In this movie, there are also the rich lady who tried her best to escape, the thin student who chose to pick up a knife, and the middle-aged man who betrayed the villagers in order to survive...

Each of them is also a protagonist.The background is blood mist and gunpowder smoke, and they are performing the repertoire in their own lives.

There are quite a few newcomers in the movie.For the sake of the pure spirit of not entering the society, Wang Yuan deliberately selected a third-year student who had not yet graduated from the film school. That student became famous early, not because of acting, but because his parents were stars.With the title of Star II, he naturally has been followed all the way, and he has accumulated a group of fans without any effort. The first play he took on was Wang Yuan's "Chaos Cloud".

This resource can indeed be said to be quite proud of.This student is also proud and arrogant. It just so happens that the protagonist Si Jing has not yet joined the group in the eyes of everyone. He is considered to be the boss besides Kan Ze.Everyday assistants swarm to assistants, full of momentum.

Wang Yuan didn't say much, as long as he performed his tricks well, there was nothing else to say.

It's just a few extras who are about the same age, and it's inevitable that there will be some complaints in their hearts.

It's fine if you say they are strong, but the second generation of stars is just a second generation of stars, and there is nothing special about them except that they can be reincarnated better than them.Why are they just squatting in the corner and going through screening to finally get a supporting role, but the second generation of stars can get a brilliant supporting role without much effort?

This injustice became more apparent day by day after the filming of the student scenes started.

It is also a scene after the rain.The students and their companions traveled thousands of miles to go home together. On the way, they discussed how to write an article to condemn this shocking crime. They only stood outside the door and opened it to see what was displayed inside.

In the face of the tragedy, the students suddenly realized that going on like this would be hopeless. Facing the dead bodies of their loved ones, they decided to overcome their timidity and pick up the butcher knife with the hand that used to hold a pen—this is not such a complicated emotional expression.It's just that the second generation of stars has never suffered, and they can't express sufficient shock, anger and grief anyway.Several extras had to follow him over and over again, and got wet in the rain for two and a half hours.

Once again, Wang Yuan still called the card.

"You can't come here like this," he called the second generation of stars to the side to give a play, "You are indeed shocked, but your eyes are wide open and your mouth is wide open. This is just the most basic expression of emotion. There is not enough emotion in your eyes. Try again try."

There was a small commotion in the group of performers, as if agreeing.Star II blushed and said, "It's because someone dragged me out of my emotions just now."

The group performers were all suffocated in their hearts.

They have acted with this person several times, they are all about the same age, no one is more noble than the other, why should they push the blame out of their own performance?Just bully them that they are not born by celebrities, don't have that luck to cast a good baby?

But it's not fair, but no one dares to say anything.The assistant hurried forward to wipe the hair of Star II, and the group performers were also drenched, so they had to go to the side to clean up first.

Si Jing lay on his stomach firmly on the chair, with his head hanging down, looking at ease.Feeling a little urgent to urinate, he jumped down, ready to go to the cat toilet in the corridor to solve his physical problems.

The group performers were in a bad mood, and everything they watched seemed irritated.Seeing the short-legged cat jolting ahead, and there was no one else in the corridor at the moment, I couldn't help feeling a burst of evil fire rising up, and kicked it.

"What the hell, get out!"

They are all groups of things, and they are worthy of supporting the play!

That one is still a human, this one is just a beast, how can he overwhelm them?

Their dreams and hard work for so long, can they be compared to a local cat cub?

Thinking of this, the strength on his feet became stronger and he ran over fiercely.No matter how sensitive Si Jing was, he never thought that he would be hit like this all of a sudden. Even though he dodged to the side for an instant, avoiding the important parts, he was still kicked in the short leg.For a moment, the pain in the leg was clear, and it was uploaded one after another. The boss turned his head and stared at these people, dumbfounded.

Are you sick?

"What are you looking at!" The tall and burly group performer became more and more angry, and he wanted to kick him even if he didn't say anything.This time Si Jing was watching, so naturally he wouldn't give him this chance, so he jumped up and rushed forward, full of disbelief.

Again?

Did I provoke you to provoke you?

Group actors are impatient, but Si Jing is more difficult to mess with than him.Seeing that this person was still trying to kick him, the bottom of my heart also burst into flames.

I really think he is some kind of weak and easy to bully kitty.

—Then you are really blind.

The group performer originally wanted to kick a cat to vent his anger, but it was just a trivial matter, but the cat looked small and had short legs, but it was really flexible.He kicked it a few times without kicking it, and bent over to fish it out of frustration, but Si Jing jumped up and scratched his face with his paw, making him howl.

In fights, Si Jing has an absolute advantage.After all, it has been practiced, and its vigor and agility are far from that of group performances. It moves and dodges, its hairy tail looks like a steel bar, and the whipped people scream.He grabbed the man's clothes and climbed all the way, clawing at the neck, scratching without saying a word, scratching and scratching, leaving blood streaks on the neck.

Erhei heard the commotion here from a long distance, came over and saw the boss fighting, and excitedly joined the fight.

"Ow!"

"Fuck..."

The shouts were loud, finally alarming Kan Ze and Wang Yuan who were studying the script over there.When Kan Ze saw that the short-legged cat was no longer on the chair, the long-legged cat immediately moved away and followed closely behind Wang Yuan. Afraid that the cat would be wronged, the two hurried forward to have a look.

When they arrived, Si Jing was still hanging from the extra performers' neck and back, with his teeth bared and fur furry, like an angry koala.Xu Shi has been pampered these days, and his temper has grown a lot, not only scratching people, but also pulling hair.The group performer was forced to raise his neck by him, hissing and warning: "Let go! Let me go!"

Si Jing is naturally not relaxed.The black back below screamed and bit the man's trouser leg.The group performers were scratched and bitten, facing enemies on both sides, so angry that they stretched out their hands to grab, his hands were big, and Si Jing seemed to be about the size of his palm, Wang Yuan, who was watching, hurriedly yelled to stop, "Why is this!"

Only then did the group performers realize that the director was right behind him.He only panicked for a moment, and immediately said: "Director, this bastard scratches people!"

Before he finished speaking, Si Jing squinted his green eyes and gave him another paw.

How to speak?Tell me well!

If you try to talk nonsense again, I will give you one last chance!

The group performer gasped in pain, and said, "Director, don't you think so? I'm going to the bathroom from here, and he jumped over to grab me—fortunately, he just grabbed me now, what if he hurts someone else? manage?"

What he meant inside and outside the words was that the cat was too fierce to keep.But before he finished speaking, Si Jing gave him another paw aggressively, and then slid down from his body, aiming at Kan Ze's open arms.

His face changed in just a second, the cat who had been so arrogant and used him as a scratching board just now curled up in Kan Ze's palm, and a small fluffy group of wronged meowed, as if it had been greatly wronged.Kan Ze hugged him up and down to check, his voice sank, and dark clouds formed on his face.

"Director Wang. Xiao Hua was frightened, and I need an explanation."

Group performer: "...Meow meow?"

excuseme?It's frightened?

Obviously I was scratched, okay?

Wang Yuan also coughed dryly.He had eyes, and he saw clearly that this person was being bullied just now, the cat and dog alliance obviously had the upper hand, but the small group of performers looked a little miserable, "Kan Ze..."

"Xiaohua is an actor in the film, and he is on the set. If you can't guarantee his cat's safety, Si Jing and I will terminate this acting contract." Kan Ze's expression was serious, and he didn't seem to be joking, "This , I think it is stated in the contract."

"..."

It is stated that it is stated, but it is not so serious, right?

Wang Yuan is the director after all, and he doesn't want any problems in the crew, so he mediates: "I see it's fine..."

The short-legged cat raised one of its legs, which was the hind leg that had just been kicked.

Kan Ze also held that leg cooperatively, and showed the evidence to Wang Yuan.

It was a scene in the rain just now.There was mud on the ground, and the extras' shoes were also stained with mud.With a kick, a muddy footprint was left on Si Jing's body. Wang Yuan also frowned when he saw it, and put his hand on it. Before touching it, the short-legged cat shook like a decent.

Wang Yuan's heart also trembled, and he almost immediately decided that this was definitely a hard kick.

The cat cub meowed meowing aggrievedly, his cry was soft and long, just like a pitiful little one.

The group performers were stunned by this change.

Fuck, why doesn't the cat world give this actor an Oscar.

Doesn't this really touch porcelain?

He said, "Director, I just touched it just now..."

Wang Yuan said with a sullen face, "So with such a strong force, the patterns on the soles can be printed?"

"..."

The group performers had nothing to say for a while.He was really angry, but he didn't dare to really offend the rich second generation. In this full crew, there was no one he could lose his temper with.Who can he send it at?

There is only one cat who can't speak human language and can't complain to people if he is really bullied.

Who would have thought that the cat seemed to have become a jerk, and just after being kicked, it jumped over like crazy, and scratched him without saying a word.Even a grown man couldn't resist him, he was caught miserably, and now he has to be scolded.

He was obviously still dissatisfied in his heart, and hung his head in silence.Wang Yuan thought about the scene he had just filmed just now, and there was a spectrum in his heart, and his face became even more ugly for a while, "I got angry, and instead of saying that I continued to work hard to climb up, I came to bully the weak! Why don't you want to take advantage of that if you have that strength?" Improve your own ability, and still have the courage to kick the cat? How strong are your feet, how big is it? If something happens, you will be responsible for it?"

The group performers' heads were buzzing, and finally couldn't help but retort: ​​"Isn't it just a cat, can it be more precious than a human? It also caught me."

Catch it ruthlessly!

"That's why you kicked it first!" Wang Yuan reprimanded, "It's better than you. You kicked it, why didn't you see it turn around and bite flowers and plants to vent its anger? Why, as long as you can bear it, you can bully it Weak?"

His voice cooled down, "Take the money and leave."

The group performers were stunned, full of disbelief, and murmured: "Director..."

Wang Yuan waved his hand, like chasing flies, "If you are not happy in your life, you should take the innocent cat. This is the logic of robbers. Our crew dare not use people like you. Pack up and leave quickly."

There was no room for more in his words.Kan Ze stood aside with Si Jing in his arms, let alone speak for him, the extras couldn't believe it, and wanted to say something more, but the two had already turned around and left.After walking a little further, Wang Yuan's voice could still be heard, "Where is the injury? Oh, poor little darling..."

The group performers were dismissed, and new ones were replaced immediately.What the entertainment industry lacks most is young people who want to make their mark, not to mention Wang Yuan's dramas.With the experience of the previous one, the attitude of the people who came back this time is obviously much calmer, they are not in a hurry or hasty to act with peace of mind, and their attitude towards Si Jing is not good either.

Si Jing seemed to be praised even higher.Kan Ze felt that he had been wronged, and he cherished him more than usual for a few days after that, as if he was protecting a big baby.

The filming of the crew went smoothly.In the mid-term, Wang Yuan suddenly answered a phone call. After answering, he felt like a big pie had fallen from the sky. He was shocked and inexplicable, "Sihai Group said they want to invest in us? The chairman also came to visit the class in person... this Why?"

The whole crew looked at the cat in Kan Ze's arms.

Wang Yuan thought for a while, and immediately remembered the movement made by Si Jing not long ago.The chairman of Sihai Group is equal to Si Jing's father.

Si Jing's father wanted to invest in them, so whose face could it be for?

Of course it belongs to his son.

"Ke Sijing hasn't joined the crew yet," said the crew member, "Who are you here to see?"

Wang Yuan's tone was firm, "Look at the little boy."

"..."

Did you make a mistake, visit a cat's class?

The whole crew didn't believe it.

Sihai's business is huge, not only dealing with women and children, but also developing real estate.After the former President Wang stepped down, the momentum became more and more fierce, and the stock also rose all the way. It is truly a big company and a big enterprise.The big business owner Jiaolong took off his sunglasses and got off the Phantom Rolls-Royce, and the Italian handmade leather shoes creaked under his feet.

There was an assistant in front of him spreading the red carpet for him, he was serious and domineering president.

The corner of Si Jing's mouth twitched when he was carried out.

What's the matter?

Acting in an idol drama?

Little did he know that Jiaolong came to support his cub.Jiaolong's father recently became obsessed with a new website. The main purpose of the website is "Share your new story with the world". From the posts there, he found that the entertainment industry is a very realistic circle, which values ​​people's background and financial resources.If you don't have these, you will be bullied.

Naturally, Jiaolong couldn't let Si Jing be bullied, so he immediately came to visit the class with the aura of a rich man.When he stood there, he was tall and big, like Hermes in the executive world.

The first thing to support the scene must be trenches.

The red carpet rolled out, and the assistants followed.The dining car of the big hotel arrived later, and the cooking plates were lowered one by one.

Everyone at the scene was stunned by the strong breath.

The second thing to support the scene, must show the intimacy between you and him, it is best to call him a nickname.

President Jie Hermes strode over with long legs, and called out lovingly to the kitten in Kan Ze's arms, "Daddy's dear!"

Si Jing: "..."

Who is this psycho, I don't know him.

I don't have such a father.