The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The gold master entered the door surrounded by scenery.

Jiaolong stepped on the red carpet, and wanted to reach out to take the cat from Kan Ze's arms.Reluctantly, Si Jing didn't cooperate at all at this moment, turning his little head left and right was uneasy for An Shengsheng to let him hug him, Jiaolong tried a few times, but he had to give up regretfully, put his hand back again, and coughed.

Si Jing doesn't really want to recognize him right now.

After all, everyone in the audience, only his painting style is different.People are all serious reality dramas, but the old father is a Tom Su idol drama.

Was this brainwashed by the domineering president's novel?

Wang Yuan is a famous director. He has seen a lot of investors, large and small, and his attitude is neither humble nor overbearing, which is natural.There are a few young actors below, but they obviously don't have his concentration. They all look at Jiaolong as if they are looking at a moving golden mountain, and they scramble to stick it forward.

"President Si, this way please."

"Has President Si seen the shooting scene?"

The old father has never seen it.An old antique who hasn't been down the mountain for many years is surprised to see strangers, but his face is not showing at all, and every step he steps on the red carpet is quite imposing.

"Do you want tea, President Si?"

Someone had already poured fresh tea, Jiaolong took a sip, and then frowned.

"Why do you call me the boss?"

"Look at what you said," the little actor smiled apologetically, "Aren't you Si Jing's father—what's your name if you don't call him President Si?"

Only then did Jiaolong remember this incident, and after thinking about it, it actually made sense.It just so happens that he doesn't have a human name either, so it's okay to have the surname Si.

...just something doesn't seem right.

People's surnames are passed down from father to child; why did they seem to be turned around and passed down to him by Si Jing?

As soon as President Jie Hermes arrived, the lunch became better.

The five-star hotel chef made it himself, and the dishes were served one after another. King crab, big dragon, small sea cucumber and abalone, turned the ordinary box lunch with one meat and two vegetables into a high-end takeaway of a big hotel, as if helping Cinderella's fairy godmother.The crew gathered in a circle, facing such a serious boss like Jiaolong, trying to find a topic that could arouse his interest.

When it comes to art, Mr. Ba just hums.

When it comes to the economy, the overlord can only hum.

And Du's perfunctory, obviously not interested.

In the end, someone was witty and turned the topic around Si Jing.

Ba Boss is no longer err, he sat up straighter, and listened carefully to every word of that man with the kindness of an old father.The person who was thinking of sycophant found the horse's ass thoroughly this time, and immediately started blowing forcefully. A series of rainbow farts came out of his mouth without thinking, and they slapped.

"Si Jing is handsome, you can do whatever you want!"

"That's right. I saw him at the time, and the young man is really energetic. That appearance, that temperament, it's no wonder there are so many fans, he's so handsome, who doesn't like it?"

"And the self-cultivation is good. When you look at the family education, you are different from other people. They speak with high quality."

"The acting skills are also good! I don't know how many people cried watching the last "Out of the Fortress"!"

...Brutely portraying Si Jing as a bully in a circle, he is an outspoken, straightforward, neat and well-developed moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor-oriented student version of the rich second generation.

The Rainbow Fart protagonist, who has been touted by everyone, is currently concentrating on finding meat in his exclusive small fish food bowl, and doesn't take these hypocritical compliments to heart at all.Only the old father heard Longxin Joy, it was real Longxin Joy, and he patted the shoulder of the person next to him several times, "You have a good eye."

The person being photographed was flattered, and asked cautiously: "It's just that Si Jing hasn't joined the group yet, why don't you come to visit after he joins the group?"

Jiaolong always kept in mind the principle of supporting the scene, and said, "Oh, I'm here to see my darling."

"Be good...be good what?"

Obedient baby Si Jing buried the cat's face even deeper.

Don't look at me, I don't know.

I don't know this guy, never met him.Police, there is a strange sorghum here!

Regardless of his resistance, Jiaolong forcibly stroked his hairy tail full of love, and called out affectionately: "Hey baby, do you want to eat some more fish? Daddy picks you up?"

Now everyone in the production team understood. Although there was still a polite smile on their faces, they all thought in unison in their hearts: ——they really came all the way to see the cat.

They now feel that cats ruling the world are no longer just a joke.

Maybe one day it will become a reality.

Jiaolong's eyes were burning: "Papa even asked someone to cook fish soup for you."

Si Jing's stomach was sour, and he really wanted to slap him in the face with his paw.

After Jiaolong had a Weibo account, he has been hanging out on the Internet, and has seen a lot of messy things these days.All popular celebrities will almost inevitably have black fans. Occasionally, a crappy picture or an inappropriate sentence will be grabbed by people, trying to black them out.

Si Jing did not have a black picture.He has good looks, and he has the natural good skin of a demon, no matter when he can't find any flaws.

But he still has a lot of black fans.People who like him love his true temperament, and they have one thing to say and another to say two things; those who don't like him say that he relies on his family's money to oppress others, and he is arrogant and domineering with money, and has a bad reputation.

After reading these so-called violent materials, Jiaolong really didn't understand.

He has money, so he naturally spends it with whoever he wants.Even if it is piled up into a mountain for cats to roll around on it, it is not impossible, why are people talking about it?

He was very upset, and this time he came back, he wanted to show those who said he spoiled children too much, what exactly is spoiling.

Jiaolong put his chopsticks aside and said politely, "You are the director, right? I want to discuss with you and put something here."

He said calmly, "Just a little."

Wang Yuan didn't want to disrespect the investors, and since the studio has a large area, there's nothing wrong with putting something on it.He nodded, and Jiaolong gave instructions to the assistants behind him. After a while, the people in the car unloaded a huge cat climbing frame, cleared a large area, and hurriedly drove away.

Crew: "?"

They all looked at it inexplicably. In addition to the cat climbing frame, countless cardboard boxes were also moved over.Cat toys, big and small, high and low, stand in rows, and there is even a small slide and ocean ball swimming pool, and a whole row of cat teasers are hung.

Half an hour later, there was a large event hall dedicated to cats on the set.Occupies one-seventh of the studio area.

Crew: "..."

shit.

Their moods are extremely complicated, and thousands of words can't describe the shit in their hearts.

Damn, the cat litter is still sparklingly inlaid with diamonds... They were wrong, they can do whatever they want with money!

Take a closer look, what did they smell?

Ah—the air is full of the fragrance of money!

This incident was posted on Twitter by a staff member that night, and immediately became a trending topic on Weibo.The hot search name is quite eye-catching, it is called "rich people keep cats".

It’s really sad to say it, rich people can already build villas for their cats on the set, but most netizens still rely on the cloud to attract cats, and they can’t even afford a real one that can meow and act like a baby. They are cute as hand warmers.

This is a sad reality.

Si Jing's fans have more or less got the news that the owner's cutie is going to act. Just imagining that short leg appearing on the screen is full of excitement, and the screen is full of exclamation points.

"!!!!!!!!!"

"If there is such a kitten, I would be willing to spend all my money to build a house for it..."

"To be honest, I think those short legs are a godsend."

"The treasure of the world, the short-legged cat!"

A few photos of cats that Yuan Fang had posted were passed around. After Si Jing saw them, he replied the same day.

He released a edited picture, and specially drew a red circle on the elongated legs to show fans, proving that his cat has really long legs.

Unexpectedly, the fans laughed like crazy.

"Our Jingbao is so cute hahahahaha, the wall at the back is crooked, did you notice?"

"Oh, why do you expose it? I hate it—you can see that its legs have grown! They are as long as my fingers!"

"What the hell did P come out not a cat, but a leopard hahahahaha!"

Hee hee hee, hahaha...

Si Jing straightened his face completely.

He sat cross-legged on the bed with his mobile phone in his hand, sulking at the group of fans on the screen.Kan Ze understood what he was angry at the moment, held back a smile and pulled him over, stamped on the corner of his lips, rubbed the tips of his ears, and coaxed him in a low voice, "Are you still angry?"

Si Jing rubbed his toes on the bed sheet.He was grabbed by the ankle by the man and looked carefully at his eyes.

The group of performers kicked quite hard that day. If Si Jing hadn't reacted quickly and avoided the important parts, he might have been kicked.There was still a light bluish-purple mark on his leg at the moment, Kan Ze's brows were wrinkled, and he wiped it off with safflower oil.

Si Jing's skin is fair and sensitive, so this color is particularly conspicuous against the white background.Kan Ze rubbed his fingertips slightly, with a rare look of ruthlessness between his brows, and said, "You can't let him go like this."

Si Jing sighed, but didn't care too much, "There are many people like that...you can't make sense to them."

Every year, you can basically see in the column of social news that some people hate society and life for one reason or another, either because their spouse betrayed them, or because they have lost confidence in life because they are too old to accomplish anything. .And their way of revenge is also very uniform, avoiding the real perpetrators, and choosing innocent people who have nothing to do with them-such as children.

For example, cats.

Fear of the strong and bullying the weak may be a biological instinct, and there is nothing surprising about it.Si Jing said again: "And what kind of injury is this? It didn't even break the skin."

Kan Ze's face was ugly.

"If he dares to scratch his skin..."

He might have skinned the man.

Si Jing tutted, "It's not an injury. You didn't know me before...forget it."

He suddenly realized something, and suddenly fell silent, but Kan Ze didn't let him go, and ran along the smooth hair on his tail, "What happened before?"

"I've had a good life before," the boss said forcefully, his eyes sparkling, "I didn't feel any pain at all."

Pure bullshit.It's not like Kan Ze has never seen him being picked up on the verge of death.

This kind of lie was made up just because he was afraid that he would feel distressed.

Kan Ze's heart softened suddenly, as if he had been soaked in warm water and melted away.He moved closer, and called out in a low voice: "Xiao Hua." He went to peck Si Jing's cheek again.Si Jing's breathing became short of breath, and he pushed him with some strength, "Don't get so close..."

He even felt his body tremble slightly, as if he remembered the sweet smell and the strength of the night.At this moment, Kan Ze didn't even need to speak, his brain had already automatically matched the sound effect of the man panting in front of him, which made the corners of his eyes slightly red, and felt that the faucet was slightly turned on.

It's out of water.

Kan Ze was startled, then couldn't help laughing: "You like it so much?"

"Who...who likes it?"

Si Jinghua didn't have enough confidence, he protested twice vaguely, but his ears were sucked down, and his ears trembled all the way to his tail, he couldn't speak a word.The shooting schedule for the past two days was tight, and the two of them hadn't had a good time blooming to their heart's content. At this moment, they only smelled this smell, and Si Jing felt as if he had stepped on a cloud.

The floating clouds pulled him to the depths of the whirlpool of the sea of ​​clouds.

Kan Ze touched his lips and stared intently.

"Stretch out."

"Ok?"

"Lick it for you."

"...Your name is Ham."

"Different?"

"..."

same.

Si Jing poked out a red tip of his tongue, and was sucked in immediately.

Kan Ze was unable to go to the set in the afternoon.Fortunately, he didn't have a part in the scene, only the second generation of stars led a group of extras to fight hard there.Wang Yuan has high requirements for the quality of the lens. Although Star II has undergone systematic professional training in school, he has no actual combat experience. When he is really in front of the camera, the advantage is not obvious at all, and he has been NG many times.

This time Wang Yuan was not so polite to him, and when it was time to criticize, he directly criticized him.The second generation of stars wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Wang Yuan, who taught sharply: "When you make a mistake, you have to find the reason from yourself. If you can't act well, you can't act well. If you really can't do it, change someone else." !"

Where is the second generation of stars willing to change?His debut was Wang Yuan's movie, what a great resource this is, relying on this alone, his future path will be smoother.It's just that he has always been cautious, and even if he doesn't want to change people now, he just stands there and can't say a word of resignation.

His agent was originally with his mother, and now he hurried over with a smile on his face: "Director Wang, I really caused trouble for Director Wang. If the child is too young to do it, I will do it later. Let's talk about him, I hope Director Wang doesn't care about it..."

Wang Yuan frowned, stared at Xing Erdai for a long time, and finally waved his hand.

"Go and write a short biography of the character, and find out carefully. I don't feel like I can't find it. What else are you going to do?"

The manager nodded and bowed, and quickly pulled the artist aside.Star Erdai still had anger in his heart and said, "It was so hot just now, if it wasn't for the assistant not coming to wipe my sweat, how could I be NG again?"

Who the hell can still film a movie with sweat on his forehead?

The manager persuaded him a few words, then smiled wryly, "It's because Director Wang has a good temper and doesn't swear at people very much. You also restrain yourself, and when Si Jing joins the team, he will be the protagonist. You still have this temper..."

This is what people say, and people don't like to listen to it immediately.

"What's wrong with the protagonist? Isn't it just that the family has a little more money?" The second generation of Xing sneered. He had seen Jiaolong's posture back then, petting a cat was like pampering an ancestor, and he wished he could explain everything clearly. Fearing that someone would bully him, "I think his dad is more likely to give all the money to his cat, and he won't give it to him."

"Don't talk nonsense," his manager immediately looked around and warned, "Let others hear it, how does it look? I thought you were jealous of him!"

Xing Erdai really felt that there was no difference between him and Si Jing.

Not all rely on parents, but one is famous and the other is rich.

The essence is still the same, it all depends on the original reincarnation.

Since he had this thought in mind, he naturally didn't take Si Jing seriously, and waited with all his might to see how the rich second-generation protagonist came over and crushed everyone with his acting skills.

He felt that Si Jing would also be scolded.They are all fighting for their fathers, who is more noble than the other?

Si Jing stayed in the crew for more than a month in his original form. During this month, he only said that he was on vacation to travel and study, and he even used Jiaolong's private jet in a decent way. In fact, there was no one in the plane except the pilot. film.Si Jing finished his role in the film crew, and basically successfully played the role of the mascot of "Chaotic Clouds". Every day, he took a catwalk in the film crew, and there were a group of people screaming and screaming cute.

Especially when he dozed off with his little head tilted to one side, Director Wang set it as a screensaver, and he would look at his phone twice a day because of that screensaver.

When the finale was finalized, Wang Yuan held a small finale banquet for him, and he was very reluctant to part with him, staring at his satin-like hair, unable to move his eyes away.

After staring at it for a long time, he finally couldn't help but said, "Kan Ze..."

The man picked up Si Jing and said seriously, "Xiao Hua, goodbye to the director."

"..."

this man!

Wang Yuan's teeth itch with hatred.For more than a month, he actually stared at Kan Ze's cat that he had been masturbating for more than a month. He hadn't even tried it once, so he could only guess how good it felt.Thinking of this, I couldn't help beating my chest even more. Looking at Kan Ze was like watching the Queen Mother beating the Cowherd and Weaver Girl with sticks.

The queen mother was hard-hearted, and she hid the cat and weaver girl tightly, except for a small upturned fluff on the top of her head, "director, go in quickly."

The director dawdled and didn't want to go in.

Can't you really give me a hug?

Even the art director, Mr. Shang, was staring at him, his world-weary face couldn't hold back.

Kan Ze's arm didn't move at all.Instead, Si Jing thought about it, and a hairy head popped out of his arm, and softly meowed at a few people.

The meow is soft and sweet, as if poured out of sugar juice.

That counts as farewell.

Xiaohua was taken home, and two days later, Si Jing officially joined the team.This time, the posture of following was much bigger than when there were only cats. All life assistants, activity assistants, and managers came. Jiaolong once wanted to put a few bodyguards inside, but Si Jing sternly refused.

"Are you afraid of being too ostentatious?" the old father asked.

"No," his cub answered logically, "I don't need it."

I can hit ten of them!

It was only then that the old father remembered that he still had this attribute, and his expression instantly looked like he was looking at a kitten with steel teeth.

Who would have thought that there is actually a steel frame under this soft fur?

The steel-tooth kitty led the team into the group.He has worked with Wang Yuan before and is relatively familiar with him. When Wang Yuan saw him coming, he was really relieved and patted him on the shoulder, "Shoot well."

Wang Dao was really afraid of being tortured by the second generation of the star.

"It's natural." Si Jing smiled.

The first day of joining the group was a rivalry with Star II.The student played by the second generation star joined the guerrillas, questioned Si Jing's origin, and exposed that the other party was not from his village.

The scene was not too difficult. Once the scene was arranged, Director Wang signaled to start.

Star II immediately entered the role, looking warily at the person standing in front of him, "Which village did you just say you are from?"

The group performers were all crowded together in the small room, and upon hearing the words, they all looked over with doubts in their eyes.The young man standing in the middle still calmly replied, "I came from Zhaojia Village."

"Lie!" The student stood up all of a sudden, his chest heaving, "I am from Zhaojia Village. Everyone in our village is almost dead, and I am the only one studying outside... I grew up there, but I never Never seen you!"

He suddenly raised the bayonet in his hand, pointed straight at the young man, and asked forcefully, "Where did you come from?!"

Behind the camera, the corners of Wang Yuan's mouth drooped.

The momentum is weak.

To Boss Jing, Xing Erdai acted as if he was the one with a guilty conscience, and he didn't have enough confidence.This sentence only has the momentum of the mouth, but it is actually overwhelmed by the other party. The real aura is immediately visible, especially clearly displayed on the screen.

"Don't point that child's thing at me," the young man said without moving his brows. He only held the bayonet between his fingers and moved the blade away from him. "If you have the strength, why don't you go into battle and kill the enemy."

The student blushed, "You..."

The young man didn't look at him, but strode to another corner of the room.There was a man sitting there with a big sword, holding a piece of cloth torn from an unknown piece of clothing in his hand, and was wiping the barrel of his gun.The young man walked up to him and said, "I'm looking for you to talk about cooperation."

The man still had dry cigarettes in his mouth, and he had a bandit air about him.He took down the cigarette, his eyes were extremely bright, like a lone wolf, "What cooperation?"

"Kill devils." The young man said very concisely, "Do you want to do it?"

The man exhaled smoke rings and looked him up and down.

"Just you?"

The young man said, "It's up to me."

He was standing, and the man in the corner was sitting, but the momentum of the two was almost the same. When they collided together, they were inexplicably full of dramatic and indescribable tension.The man stared at him for a long time before he suddenly laughed, "What do you want?"

Si Jing threw a piece of paper onto his lap.

"There are three more names on it," Si Jing said word by word, "If we meet—they must die by my hands."

"Can't it be someone else?"

"—it can't be someone else."

A sharp edge suddenly flashed in his eyes.