The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

At the beginning of September, all the preparatory work was completed, and Si Jing officially entered the group as a cat actor.

A few days before joining the group, Big Fat Carp approached him and euphemistically expressed that his father wanted to treat him to a meal.

Si Jing went happily.

The house in Bai Hongli's family was built unusually, hidden in an alley that has not been demolished, and a small and exquisite stone bridge can be seen when walking out.The bottom is paved with bluestone, and the flowing water is gurgling. Against the black tiles and white walls, it has a certain ancient charm.The house is a large courtyard house, and anyone with basic knowledge can tell at a glance that it must be very valuable.It's just that Si Jing doesn't care about the value, but stares at the potted flowers in front of the yard and thinks they look good.

Old Mr. Bai was waiting outside, bowing his waist and hands tied respectfully, waiting for Si Jing to get off the car.

The family members had never seen him like this before, and they were a little surprised, not knowing which distinguished guest came down.When Si Jing stepped down from the top, Mr. Bai hurriedly stepped forward to hold the car door for him, and said with a smile, "You are here."

Si Jing sized him up a few times, and said happily, "You're doing well."

Old Mr. Bai responded, supported him, and said, "Thanks to you..."

Si Jing was welcomed into the house like a living Buddha.Without him saying a word, someone naturally padded the chair, poured new tea, and put a plate of dried fish with all kinds of flavors, everything was properly taken care of.Mr. Bai said: "I should have invited you to sit at home long ago, but Hongli said that you have a lot of work, so I'm afraid you won't be able to find a free time."

The secretary nodded, "It's true that there is nothing free."

Mr. Bai, surnamed Bai Mingli, immediately said: "I saw you on TV. There was a list on Weibo before, and I voted for you!"

It's a pity that his own son is still on the list, but after being taught by Bai Hongli, all the votes accumulated by his father voted for Si Jing.Since then, he has not missed a day, and he has been extremely diligent in ranking, holding up his mobile phone and reposting Si Jing's Weibo every day.

He took out his mobile phone and showed it to Boss Si, "I am now level [-] in your Chaohua, and I have added two data groups..."

Fuck, feelings are still a data fan.

Since he is a fan, Si Jing's tone is more gentle, "How are you doing?"

Bai Li smiled and said, "Of course I'm fine."

He added: "It's just that you left directly at that time... There are still many people looking for you later."

When he met Si Jing, it was a time of chaos.Si Jing was hungry and went to the river to fish for fish, but he didn't catch anything that could be eaten. An old carp that was shivering after decades of driving and was about to transform into a spiritual form was picked up by him. , after hearing the fish uttering human words, he hesitated for a while, and threw it back again.

Si Jing didn't eat it himself, and even ordered the group of stray cats he picked up back then not to eat it either.These days, it's not easy to become a sperm. When he finds something to eat, he will go to feed it every now and then.

After the transformation, Bai Li firmly remembered this kindness in his heart.Later, Si Jing finished his revenge and left as soon as he heard the news of his surrender, but stories about him are still circulating in the world.

Bai Li brought him a teacup with his own hands, and said, "Captain Liu was still looking for you at that time, and Company Commander Zhao..."

Si Jing is not all alone.I met soldiers head-on in the back, and there were times when I joined forces with the opponent.Those soldiers were all strong and strong. At first, they saw Si Jing's build was on the thin side, and they thought that the other party was just an empty frame with little strength, and they didn't take him too seriously. head.

"We have all married wives and had children, and we don't have much regret when we die," the soldier in charge smiled while rolling up his trouser legs, "You are still young, and you will have a long life in the future. You should learn to be smart on the field. Long eyes, carefully broke your little arms and legs."

Si Jing was silent at the time, put the gun back on his head, his face was expressionless.When it was time to charge into battle on the battlefield, he ran faster than the soldiers in the front row, and rushed upwards desperately.

That posture really startled everyone in the team.

This kid looks thin and weak, how can he fight so hard?

When he came back with blood dripping from the corner of his clothes and carrying a knife, the soldiers looked at him differently.At night, some people do not believe in evil and want to wrestle with him. Si Jing's wrist is thin and white, it looks like a big girl's hand, and it seems that he has no strength, but when he puts it on, the soldier on the opposite side is a pig butcher. The strength of his hand was so strong that he was screaming at this moment, "It hurts, hurts! It hurts me to death!"

Since then, no one has dared to disobey.Si Jing didn't say much, he threw the knife coldly, and sat in the corner of the room alone.

He remained silent, but no one had the guts to underestimate him.Si Jing has never been considered a formal soldier, and he has made great efforts every time, but he doesn't want any credit. Several people in the army who are in charge of this place have talked to him several times. Seeing that he really didn't mean it, he can only regret it. give up.

He came quietly and left quietly.On the day he got the news of the compensation, he buried his knife on the spot and went up the mountain alone.Those people still want to find him to reward him for his meritorious deeds, where else can they find someone?

Si Jing also knew.When he filmed the first episode of the variety show, there was still a statue of him in the village, and some old people who had experienced that incident were still alive, and he was obviously regarded as a hero in the conversation.

He is not considered a hero, Si Jing is only doing it for his own happiness.He didn't want that credit either, so he didn't answer.

Bai Li smiled, "Those soldiers were still alive back then, and they got together to go to the Martyrs Cemetery. I heard that some of them are still looking for you."

It's just that Si Jing's face was always stained with blood and ashes, and he couldn't see his face clearly. In addition, his memory has been blurred due to the age. Exclaimed: "This kid really looks like that one back then."

How would anyone know that it's really the same?

It was an old man they were looking for, and no one thought he was still a young man.

Si Jing ate a meal at Bai Li's house, even though he was a fish, Bai Li managed to get someone to make a whole fish feast for him.The table is full of stewed fish, steamed fish, chopped pepper fish head and fish meatballs. The boss can't turn his eyes, and he still asks reservedly: "Is this not good?"

"Okay, okay!" Bai Li said with a smile, "We big fish eat small fish too, so just eat it..."

He graciously brought food to Si Jing frequently.Having said all this, Si Jing really put down his chopsticks and ate the fish one bite after another.As he was eating, he felt something icy and cold touching him under the table. He looked down and saw a silver-gray fish tail stretched out, dangling at his feet, but the owner of the tail didn't notice it. Still pinching fish for him, "Try this again—"

Si Jing stared at the big tail, feeling very plump.

He swallowed and said, "Is this yours?"

Bai Li was startled, "What?"

Si Jing kicked down, his eyes couldn't hide his enthusiasm, "It looks like a lot of meat."

Bai Li: "!"

He was shocked, and finally realized that he didn't know when the evil energy leaked out, and he had already exposed his tail, so he hurriedly retracted it desperately, and smiled dryly while shrinking: "Not much, not much, I have lost weight recently... "

In fact, they are all lying to the cat, and they are so big and fat when they change back to their original shape.Bai Hongli's body shape was just like his, and he was as plump as his father and son.

Bai Li swallowed, vaguely understanding why his son was always flustered when he saw Si Jing.

Watching Si Jing take a bite of food and glance at him, it's like eating him, which fish can't be flustered...

hum.

Make fish afraid.

There is also a Buddha statue in Baili's home.He set up an ever-burning lantern for the company's attractions, which began after the human form, and the lights have not been extinguished for decades.

"I wish my benefactor all the best." He smiled.

The wish made by the koi spirit is easier to realize than the wish made by other people.Thinking of himself now, Si Jing couldn't help but smile, "Thank you for your good words."

Back then, he was a big boss who came and went alone.

He is still a big boss now, but he is no longer alone.Kan Ze, Yuan Fang, Jiaolong, Fang Yuandao, Bai Hongli...

He still has millions of fans.They all stood behind him.

Si Jing has never felt his shoulders relax like today.The hatred that had weighed him down until now seemed to have finally been lifted from his shoulders, and he suddenly realized that whether it was fire or war, it was all over.

He is no longer the young man who was thrown twice back then and could only grit his teeth and charge forward with a knife in his hand; he can look forward and stride towards a future where the word "abandoned" does not exist.

He said, "Let's go."

Bai Li sent him out, "You go."

The courtyard door was closed, and Si Jing seemed to have locked a part of himself inside.When he walked towards the car again, his steps were easy, and he walked out of the grandeur of a big boss.

-

On the first day of filming of "Chaos Clouds", Wang Yuan and the actors set up an incense case, placed tributes, and lit three incense sticks.

They chattered before the incense, and Si Jing was drowsy in Kan Ze's arms.Mao head bit by bit, and finally leaned his head completely, stretched out his short legs, and fell asleep against the button on Kan Ze's chest.

When I woke up, there was a small flower mark on my nose, like a plum blossom.

Seeing that, Director Wang took a deep breath.

Is this lovely flowering yet?

Kan Ze also has a role in the play.He played the role of a company commander who joined forces with Si Jing to fight against the enemy, and with the name of the screenwriter, he had reason to stay on the set all day long, just watching Mao Zizi.Fang Sijing was here alone, and the catnip grass was really worried.

His cat is so tender that people who come and go want to sneak it.The thousand-year-old grass has a heart as small as the tip of a needle, and she doesn't want others to touch it at all.

It would be fine if he just wouldn't be touched.It's just that Kan Ze not only doesn't want others to touch him, but also performs a hundred and eight ways of stroking cats in front of them, rubbing his ears, rubbing his chin, rubbing his tail and supporting his belly, kissing the little jiojio vigorously, poking the meat pad, Even the bulletproof balls will be caught off guard.

Every time it was bounced, the short-legged cat would turn its head and look at him, while moving its buttocks to try to keep the two precious balls away from the old pervert, while miming in protest and showing its small fangs.

That appearance is so delicate and sloppy, it makes a few cat slaves feel itchy to death.

Some students can't masturbate.

……what.

What kind of life torture is this?

Only the supporting actor who plays the master can hold him a few times during filming, and carry him back and forth in his arms, almost because of the feeling of the hand and he doesn't want to let go.The cameras of the camera team followed closely, and the cat's eyes were captured like a pool of green water, wrinkled by the wind.

Si Jing's play went quite smoothly.As a cat, Director Wang doesn't really have any acting requirements for him. Most of the time, the camera is more focused on capturing the beauty of the short-legged cat.But even so, Si Jing never missed a single move. In a large group scene with many scenes, a few extras would make some mistakes more or less, but Si Jing always ran to the right position at the right speed, even Small heads are very interesting.

Wang Yuan himself likes dedicated actors, and his love for him suddenly increased a little bit.

The scene of being abandoned is the highlight.The kitty, who was not much bigger than a slap, was walking alone in the muddy water with one foot deep and the other shallow. The precipitation equipment crackled down and rained water droplets. Si Jing's fur was soaked, and he stuck to his body, looking more like a cat in a mess. Gray rat.He staggered as he walked, as if he smelled something, and struggled to dig through the filthy garbage with his legs.

There was something moldy around his legs, flies were circling around, Si Jing propped himself on the trash, sniffed carefully, then lowered his head to look for it.

food?

Where can I have something to eat?

Cat food was actually buried in the garbage dump, for fear that the cat actors would not cooperate.Si Jing didn't need these props, so he just walked along the script in an orderly manner. He managed to pull out something from it, Biqing's eyes suddenly lit up, and he bit one end with his teeth, pulling it out of the sewage. drag out-

It was a chicken bone with a little bit of meat on it.Putting it on the original Si Jing, the food that he would not even glance at.

The cat huddled in the corner and watched it for a while, then slowly lowered its head to chew.He seemed to have lost all his strength, and the bite was so weak that he hadn't touched it yet, but when he heard a barking sound behind him, he immediately raised his head.

Wang Yuan waved his hand, "Go to the dog."

Dogs have been professionally trained to bite bones and ignore cats.It barked aggressively, snatched away the kitty's only food at once, then stepped forward with four long legs, and disappeared into the rain curtain as if flying.

The short-legged cat didn't even have the strength to chase.He could only watch helplessly, and let out a few weak cries that seemed to be cut off at any time.

He thought that he might really die here.

Heavy rain.With injuries all over his body, he lay down next to the rubbish dump, trying his best to curl himself up to the smallest size.He used a piece of discarded cardboard in the garbage as a shelter from the rain, and the cat huddled under it couldn't even breathe intermittently.

The camera zoomed in, and there were indescribable emotions in his green eyes.Like a hook, it hooks people's hearts hard at once.

"Card!"

Wang Yuan called a timeout, feeling so distressed that Kan Ze had already spread the towel beside him and waited.Hearing this sound, he immediately strode forward and wrapped the kitten in a towel.Si Jing sneezed a little, the hair on the top of his head turned up when he sneezed, and the cry was thin and long.

"Is it cold?" Kan Ze hugged him tightly, and pressed his forehead against his forehead, "It's suffering, our little flower is suffering..."

The man's fingertips trembled slightly.Si Jing sensed it and glanced at him.

Wang Yuan was also distressed. He looked at the film that was just shot, and felt that those eyes were full of drama.It doesn't even need him to say, the cat of Si Jing's family knows how to exert its own magic power, using its weak and pitiful appearance and clear and sad eyes to attract people into the play and become a character in the play.

This is a natural actor, who knows how to use the most touching part of himself.

A few extras also came over, and Wang Yuan talked about the afternoon scene, and quickly asked Kan Ze to take Si Jing to rest, "After all, I'm not a human being, so how can I fix myself when I'm tired? Feed something quickly."

Si Jing poked his head out of the milky white bath towel, turned his wet little head around.Afraid that he would not cooperate, there was actually some catnip sprinkled on the bone just now. He tasted it, and now his mouth smelled of catnip.

Kan Ze also smelled it, and his expression changed slightly.

...other catnip.

Whose idea is this?

Boss Si saw his thoughts at a glance, quickly squatted on his knees and yelled softly, his chest trembled a few times.Kan Ze thought he was cold, so he immediately wrapped the towel around him and took him back to take a bath.

The hot water was turned on and the tub was filled.There is also a small shallow basin in the bathtub, and next to the basin is a quacking plastic yellow duck. Kan Ze brought the duck from home, and Si Jing patted the bottom of the basin with his paw, making a muffled chirping sound. .

The small basin swayed, and the cat sitting in the basin swayed with squinting eyes.

Swinging and swinging, as soon as he turned over, the basin turned over.

The Mao Tuanzi gurgled and sank, Kan Ze was startled, and hurriedly bent down to fish it.But just as he stretched out his hand, another white, slender, and human hand grabbed him. Si Jing poked his head out of the water, his hair was wet and sticking to the side of his face. The skin becomes whiter, as if translucent, healthy and radiant.He held Kan Ze's hand tightly, tilted his head slightly, his hairy ears drooped, and smiled at the man.

It seems to be a siren drilled out of the water, and there is an irresistible spring in the curved eyes and the corners of the lips.

Kan Ze's hands froze.

The hand holding him was still forward, and the skin moistened by water slid in along the fingers, moved down a little bit, and finally joined his hand tightly.It fits perfectly, no gaps can be found.

They both felt the warmth from each other's palms.The heat was going to burn the two of them, Si Jing just stared at him, and his body shivered a little consciously, but his eyes still refused to admit defeat, and with each turn, his eyes seemed to come to life, very seductive .

Kan Ze squeezed his palms slightly.He called softly: "Xiao Hua..."

Pursing his lips, he changed his address again, "Si Jing."

The person was carried out and placed on the sink, with a large mirror behind him.Si Jing sat on it, with his toes hanging down, but his back was a little bit tense, and his hairy tail was also sticking out, hooking him like a drowning man grabbing the last piece of driftwood.

Grass plants are a little bit better, they can secrete juice by themselves.Kan Ze can't tolerate anything else, not even the solution needed for sports.His possessiveness is scary even to himself in this aspect, and he can't tolerate it at all. The branches and leaves burst out without knowing when, densely packed, and the small flowers bloom openly and joyfully.

The supporting actor who finished shooting outside the door suddenly seemed to hear something, and looked into the room in surprise.

Listening again, the mournful sound like a kitten disappeared, replaced by a kind of whining that seemed to be blocked.It looked like a kitten was furious from being touched, and was protesting and throwing a tantrum inside.

What's happening?

He thought for a while, and then realized that this might be Kan Ze teasing the cat.

Kan Ze was indeed teasing the cat. The cat's balls were being held in his hands at the moment, and his tail was plucked several times, fluffing up his fur.When the faucet finally spouted water, the kitty was made to tremble non-stop by him, and he slapped his face with his paw.

There is no end!

Do you really think you are a machine gun? ——Doesn’t have a magazine changer? !

Love stories are always haunting. "Little flower", "good baby" and "heart" all yelled over and over again, and I wished I could crush it and swallow it.Si Jing understood him to some extent, knew that he was stimulated by the content of today's performance, and let him go crazy.

Seeing Si Jing suffering with his own eyes is a completely different concept from knowing that Si Jing is suffering.

Kan Ze was planted next to Zhao Dasi's house.He witnessed the owner of that house bringing home a kitten he had picked up from nowhere, but at that time, it was just an ordinary cat to him.

Now he just watched his sweetheart suffer this kind of suffering.Kan Ze wanted to stop several times, and even had the idea of ​​just taking Si Jing away, and the show would not be performed anymore—he didn't have the confidence to continue watching the kitten soaked in the rain and being wronged without saying a word.But Heaven's Punishment was still pressing on it, thinking about the greater pain, the pain at this moment seemed to make people feel better.

Si Jing had already felt it when he intertwined his fingers, but now he opened his palm and saw that the man's palm was broken, obviously it was just unconsciously pinched during filming.Boss Si felt distressed and funny, so he patted his paw and reminded: "That's just acting."

Kan Ze hugged him, his voice muffled, "Xiaohua wasn't acting before."

These are all real experiences.It hurts even more because it's true.

Boss Si hung the tip of his tail and said, "Yes."

Can--

"But I don't feel bitter," he whispered with his chin resting on the man's shoulder, "because I know that you will appear soon."

In the story that belongs to me, there will be a you soon.He would quietly stretch the leaves on the window sill, and would actively lean over for me to suck.All his leaves belong to me, and the flowers that bloom always face me, he is mine.

Get over it, and he'll come over and hold my hand.

"It's nothing to be sad about," Si Jing said, "It's been decades old...the days will still be long."

That is just the process, you are the end.

Kan Ze fell silent, still surrounding him.The cat moved, but trembled again, and finally couldn't help protesting: "Kan Ze?"

"Ah."

"I'm going to get off the sink."

My waist is about to break!Right now!

Put away your machine gun now! !