The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

If it was someone else, they might not be sure what the thing on the neck was, but Si Daxie has experienced a lot of practice now, but he can see for sure.

He is no longer the little milk cat who didn't know anything back then and thought that rubbing his tails against each other would give birth to cubs. He has similar sports with Kan Ze, and basically has to come once or twice a day.When the love is at its strongest, if you say nothing and leave no trace, then you are not a human being, but a god.

No matter how much Kan Ze hurt him, he couldn't help but leave some traces at the moment when he lost his mind.This seems to be the instinct that all male animals are born with. They must stamp their marks deeply on their prey or territory to warn other males to stay away from this area.

Fortunately, there is a delicate boy, Yuan Fang, who has to check him before every announcement to make sure that he does not show those red or purple marks.

...Obviously, Yuan Fang didn't use this habit on himself.

"Your neck." Boss Si shook his head to look at his neck, and poked it with his hand, causing Yuan Fang a pain. He quickly grabbed his wrist, "Little ancestor, what are you doing?"

Si Jing put down his hands, his expression serious.

"Yuan Fang."

"Ok?"

"Where did you find a wild man?"

"……Um?"

Si Jing looked very seriously.Yuan Fang looked back at him blankly, and finally understood something from his eyes, hurriedly ran all the way to the room and took out a small mirror, and looked left and right in the sunlight.Looking at it, he took a deep breath, quickly covered it tightly, and asked, "How do you know it's a man?"

Before he really understood what he wanted, Yuan Fang still thought that what he liked was still a woman.But thinking about it now, since he was a child, he has never had any feelings for any woman other than friendship. Although there are many excellent girls, there is no one who is really attracted.

At that time, I didn't think there was anything wrong, but when I think about it later, I feel strange.

I thought it was because my vision was too high, but I didn't expect it to be because of gender mismatch.

Si Jing retorted in surprise: "Could it be a woman?"

Don't be kidding, the day after the evil beast said that he was a straight man of steel, Kan Zeke told his kitten about that scene as a joke.Although the false beast told the truth about the length of his legs, but he didn't lie, but this kind of thing can't be used as a joke.

He said that Yuan Fang is straight, so Yuan Fang must be bent into a paper clip.

Mosquito coils are not impossible.

Si Daxie asked again in a gossip spirit, "Who is it?"

Yuan Fang rubbed his face, it was rare to be a little flushed.He didn't want to hide it, so he hesitated for a moment, and answered in a low voice: "Yes..."

"it's me."

Suddenly another voice came from behind, Fang Yuandao pushed his glasses and stepped out of the room, still with a crisp and neat elite temperament.He rolled up his cuffs loosely, met the incredulous gaze of his boss, nodded, and confirmed, "It's indeed me."

Si Jing was stunned.Fang Yuandao didn't care about him, he walked up to Yuan Fang's side, stroked his cheek with his hand, and asked in a low voice, "Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

Manager Yuan blushed a little, "It's not uncomfortable."

Si Jing's gaze became thoughtful, and slowly moved down, staring straight at his waist.Yuan Fang was stared at by his scorching eyes full of gossip for a long time, and couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment, explaining: "I'm not... my ancestor, what kind of eyes do you have! I'm really not! I have no problem with my waist!!!"

Si Jing asked for advice: "Is that your extraordinary talent? Or is he as thin as a cow's hair?"

"Isn't that all right!" Yuan Fang wanted to beat up this entertainer full of pornographic trash, "I had a little fever yesterday, and he asked me if my fever went away... What the hell are you thinking about!"

Can it be better!

It turned out not to be so, the boss clicked his tongue, his eyes immediately filled with regret.

I thought I could drink red bean porridge in the morning.

Gee.

-

The rain finally stopped that day.The emergency team came, and with the previous results, a mountain road was barely passed, and the convoy could pass in the afternoon.The program group rearranged the shooting time, and several guests went down the mountain by car.Yuan Fang sat in the car and fiddled with his mobile phone, and suddenly saw messages on the communicator flashing one after another. When he opened it, it was Si Jing who was sending him a red envelope, "What?"

"Congratulations on your leaving the order." Si Jing said it as a matter of course, and took out the mobile phone on Kan Ze's body, and the man turned sideways to let him take it out, "Kan Ze has to send you some too."

Kan Ze leaned back in the chair loosely, with a smile on his lips, "Yeah."

Yuan Fang felt a little warm in his heart.He said, "Why are you so sensible all of a sudden?"

As he spoke, he poked open one, and the black value came into view, 13.14 yuan.

Yuan Fang: "..."

Very good, it is the same price as the top-notch stingy boyfriend red envelope posted by netizens on the Internet.

Why was he moved just now?

Si Jing laughed, and urged him again: "Why don't you dismantle it?"

With a sullen face, Yuan Fang clicked down one by one, thinking that he should be mentally prepared, and that more than ten yuan is considered a huge sum of money.But the next two red envelopes surprised him even more, not to mention ten yuan, not even one.

Manager Yuan sighed deeply, feeling that he was an idiot who almost burst into tears just now because of Si Jing's sensibleness.

Si Jing urged: "The last one, the last one."

Yuan Fang said warily, "Could it be a few cents?"

Said, but still opened.Even if it's a little bit, it's Si Jing's wish - it's always a good thing to have this kind of wish.

He decided that even if the last one was really a few cents, he had to show Si Jing a smile.

But when he really clicked, Yuan Fang couldn't laugh anymore.He counted the zeros at the end, and looked up at his artist with dumbfounded eyes; Si Jing still had the usual attitude of a big boss, and said casually: "Looking at your hard work, I will pay you some wages."

Yuan Fang was speechless for a moment.He was silent for a while, then smiled, and suddenly felt the vicissitudes of an old mother watching her son grow up.

Si Jing has really grown up.

In the past, how could he have thought of such things; from this point of view, the pig who stole his own tender cabbage did not do bad things.At least Si Jing, who doesn't care about world affairs and doesn't understand human feelings, has finally been tainted with fireworks, and gradually knows to take care of others.

Yuan Fang looked out of the window and sighed a little.

Three years.

He took this artist with him, and watched him go from being a cannon fodder when he entered the circle to being a popular celebrity today. Many of his emotions and twists and turns were unknown to outsiders.But carrying it all the way together, Si Jing has truly become his family, and it is also the work he is most satisfied and proud of.

Old mother Yuan sighed for a long time, and slowly figured out something wrong from her sense of vicissitudes just now.

……Um?Wait, why the old mother? ?

He was startled.

-

Two weeks later, Si Jing received a message from Wang Yuan that the name of the new movie had been decided, according to Wang Yuan's intention, it was called "Chaos Cloud".

In this chaotic world, even a cloud in the sky depends on the direction of the wind to determine where it will go.

The preparatory work for the film has been basically completed. Wang Yuan has great enthusiasm for this film, and the staff he has convened are all the giants he has worked with.The theme song and interlude of the movie were all produced by a well-known domestic composer, and Jiang Xie, a little music king who is good at songwriting, joined in. In addition to the specially hired foreign music team, [-]% of his thoughts were used.

The demo of the original theme song has been basically completed, Wang Yuan sent it to the mailbox, and asked Si Jing to listen to it first.

"Look for the feeling." He said.

The driver opened his eyes, but was startled instead.

... The theme song was completely different from what he had imagined. It was sung by a child with a tender and clear voice.He sang like a folk song from a small place. The child's musical skills are not enough, and his pronunciation is not very standard, but it is precisely this non-standard that makes his singing sound like an ordinary child standing beside him .

"It's dawn, pack your bags; it's dawn, you have no parents. Where is my home?"

Through the sound, it seemed that the boy who was only three or four years old was standing beside his legs.They looked ahead together, and there was smoke and splinters of the blasted ordnance, which exploded together.

Deafening.

Stepping on the blood that dyed the land dark, the child opened his mouth, his pupils filled with unspeakable fear and sorrow.

"It's dark, but it's bright. Where is my home?"

The earth was silent, and the sky was also silent.No one answered the child's question, and the world was torn apart into a hideous giant mouth, into which everyone living here was swallowed.What was swallowed was a person with living flesh and blood, but what was spit out was only a pale skeleton.

"Where is my home?"

Immediately afterwards, the child's voice stopped slowly, and the drum beat suddenly!

This melody is too thrilling, but the tone is still sad, as if it is screaming at the sky.Si Jing's scalp tingled slightly, and when he came to his senses, he realized that he had subconsciously touched his waist, wanting to take out the knife that was straddling his waist dripping with blood like he did back then.

He said to Wang Yuan: "The effect is indeed beyond my imagination."

"How is it? Did I say it?" Wang Yuan was also extremely satisfied with the results, and asked, "Your cat can be delivered in two days - I have an appointment with a special trainer, and I plan to treat him first. Practice for a while."

Si Jing calculated his announcement time, but fortunately, the variety show filming had come to an end, and Kan Ze had already adjusted his work for this film, so it was not difficult at all.He said, "Okay."

The agreed trainer is young, but he is quite experienced in training cats and dogs. It is said that no matter how difficult a cat is to handle, it can turn into a puddle of water in his hands.On the day we met, Si Jing was still carried by Kan Ze, and the trainer was still talking to Director Wang: "...it's not difficult. If Director Wang wants to make it thinner, I will add more weight to it during training." some content."

Wang Yuan shook his head, bit his cigarette, and explained: "It is different from other cats, and it is easy to be reluctant."

"How can you be reluctant?" The trainer smiled instead, "Don't worry, Director Wang, there are hundreds if not thousands of cats that have passed through my hands. What kind of cats have you never seen before? Puppets with long fur and short hairless, blue cats with cows The pastoral cat, the black cat... there is nothing I can't train."

Wang Yuan took the cigarette out of his mouth, and didn't want to explain to him, so he said vaguely, "Let's see it later."

Kan Ze approached with the kitten in his arms and called, "Director Wang."

"Oh, here?" Wang Yuan said, and introduced to the trainer next to him, "This is the cat, from Si Jing's family, named Xiao Hua...Come Xiao Hua, raise your head and say hello to the teacher."

Si Jing respected his teacher very much, so he poked his head out, licked his lips, and let out a soft meow.

The trainer's eyes widened slightly in an instant.

fuck, the kid...

Why does this kid look so milky? !

What kind of a peerless kitten is this! ! !

He took a step forward in disbelief, reaching out his hand to shake Si Jing.The short-legged cat glanced at him, and passed its paw happily. Even the pad of the paw was impeccably light pink, round and cute. Using his fingertips to accurately convey it back to the brain, the big eyes of the cat in front of him are round and bright, olive green and moist.

The trainer was silent for a moment, feeling that he understood what the director meant.

Who the hell did it?

He coughed and said, "I don't think it's fat..."

Si Jing is quite dedicated to his work. He has eaten very little during this time, and now he is curled up in Kan Ze's arms, only a tiny ball.The thin and light fluff trembled slightly with the wind, and it was indeed not as plump as it was when it was raised in Wang Yuan's house.

The cat servant Wang Yuan also echoed, "Yes, yes, I don't think I'm fat either!"

The trainer tentatively whispered, "How about letting it perform in this posture?"

Wang Yuan was overjoyed, and walked down the steps handed over, "Okay."

Look at this child, there is only such a small ball, how can it be reduced?

If you reduce it further, you will really only have a skeleton.How uncomfortable is that?

Si Jing still doesn't know that he escaped the fate of being forced to lose weight because of his complexion and short legs.He was picked up by the trainer, and the next half-month closed training.

The training went pretty well.Si Jing took good measure and behaved just right. When he was sitting among a group of hairballs, he was obviously the smallest one among them, but he was also the most obedient. He never defecated anywhere, and he learned everything very quickly.Every day when Xi’s trainer feeds him, he secretly buries a piece of salmon under his cat food, touches his head and whispers: “Eat slowly.”

Only he has it, no other children have it.

Si Jing seemed to be the most favored student in this training ground.

The trainer pampered him, the other cats cared for him tremblingly, and Si Jinghuang, with his soft fur all over, lived out the demeanor that a boss should have here.

The tallest cat climbing frame was his, as was the cutest toy.

Everything is his!

After the course was over, Si Jing came out with a stack of small collars, all of which were rewarded to him by the trainer.There is a small round red flower hanging on it.

It was Kan Ze who came to pick him up.Seeing the man from a distance, the short-legged cat opened its four extremely short legs, and galloped in the direction of the man, crashing into Kan Ze's crouched and outstretched arms.After being picked up with its hairy buttocks, the short-legged cat meowed, and showed the man the little red flower hanging around his neck in all directions.

Kan Ze smiled and asked, "Did Xiaohua get it?"

Si Jing shook his tail with a little proud expression.

"That's great." Catnip kissed him, holding back a smile, "Our little flower is the most obedient cat out there."

That is!

Si Jing put his paws against his face, a little anxious, and sucked his nose vigorously.I haven't seen it for a few days, and I really want to take a good breath.

Humanoid Liushen really misses him very much if he doesn't smoke for a day.

The little head rubbed back and forth against his cheeks, anxiously wanting to get into the collar of his clothes.Kan Ze stroked his fur tail, and straightened it from the end upwards, and the big tail exploded in an instant, like a fluffy flower.

The lower neck was scratched, Si Jing narrowed his eyes and raised his neck.

"Miss me that much?" Kan Ze smiled.

Si Jing shook his tail again.

Kan Ze's heart softened into a puddle of water, and he took him back to the car.As soon as the car door was closed, Si Jing began to violently pull on his neckline, sniffing anxiously, and the familiar fragrance came in continuously.

Ah, the scent of catnip!

In the past few days, the cat who sucked catnip almost fainted on the spot!

When Si Jing was licking the small piece of skin on his neck, the man suddenly patted him and called out in a low voice, "Xiao Hua, I still have a gift for you."

Si Jing took a step back, bit his fingertips instead, and raised his head in a daze.

What is it?

Kan Ze took out a document from the bag in the car and handed it to him.

Si Jing: "???"

He let go of his mouth, jumped onto the document, and looked at it in surprise.A line of words flashed in my eyes, "Shanghai Jahwa United Co., Ltd..."

Shanghai Jahwa? ?

Si Jing was completely dumbfounded. He looked up at Kan Ze, and then lowered his head to study the contract.The more I look at it, the more I feel wrong. What does "Shanghai Jahwa United Co., Ltd.'s Liushen brand will provide the following services" mean?

Don't tell him his man actually bought him a production line.

Didn't you say that this thing is not for sale?

Kan Ze explained: "Last time, I heard from Yuan Fang that you like it."

... Listen to him bluffing you!

"So I bought it," said Kanzesi Wenwen, "I have already reached a cooperation with this company. After that, I will provide free publicity for another brand of theirs. In return, they will develop a small The production line can produce the flavor you want."

Si Jing stepped on the contract, completely dumbfounded: "..."

Are you all playing like this now?

so proud?

Do you really buy a production line when you say you buy a production line? ?

He lowered his head, Kan Ze couldn't see his expression clearly, he was feeling a little nervous.The man was silent for a while, then said softly, "Xiao Hua doesn't like it?"

Si Jing raised his head, stared at him for a while, then nimbly grabbed his clothes and crawled onto his shoulders.

— Tsk.

What more?

Si Jing meowed indistinctly, stretched out his paws to hug the man's neck, and brought his soft mouth closer.

If you can be a reporter, I already like it to death.

Kan Ze was only slightly taken aback, but he caught him without hesitation, held him in his palm and lifted him over.Si Jing sat firmly on the palm of his hand, squinted at him for a while, and leaned over again.

loud bang.

The catnip grass was against him, almost blooming with joy.A small flower bud popped out, right on his leg, Si Jing noticed it, licked his lips, and lay down in the palm of his hand.

Isn't it Liushen?

Boss Si thought domineeringly, at worst, he would stop wearing perfume in the future.

Domestic brand, natural fragrance, and can repel mosquitoes and insects - how good is it?

It's all right, there's nothing wrong with it.

That night, Yuan Convenience received a call from his own artist.Si Jing at the other end said: "Yuan Fang, you said at the beginning that the production line cannot be bought."

Yuan Fang is soaking his feet at the moment, which is very delicate and healthy. He has thrown various Chinese medicinal materials into the foot bath basin, and there are even some flower petals floating around.While soaking, he said to Si Jing: "You can't buy it. They are a big national brand and are quite famous. Before you were born, their company was founded..."

Si Jing interrupted him, "I didn't want to tell you this."

Yuan Fang adjusted the temperature of the footbath again, and asked, "Then you?"

"I want to say," the boss showed off, "Kan Ze just bought me a production line."

Yuan Fang: "...?"

Yuan Fang: "!!!"

He was startled by this sudden sentence, and he forgot that his hand was still on the button to increase the temperature.He didn't react until he was scalded violently, and hurriedly grinned his teeth and adjusted the temperature back, "How can this thing really be bought?!"

Just kidding me, who would really go out of their way to buy toilet water for their own use!

This is not an easy-to-market product, nor can it be regarded as a necessity of life! !

Si Jing increased the firepower cryptically, "And I can customize the taste."

Yuan Fang: "..."

Si Jingyan: "What do you think of the smell of fish?"

Yuan Fang: "..."

Does it smell fishy?

All I can say is, boy, you have great ideas.

If you really want the taste of fish, wouldn't it be faster for you to switch to a street stall to sell fish?

Si Jing ignored his slander and sent messages to other monsters.I heard that the group for him to show affection has been established several times, and each time Si Jing was the first to leave the group after the sun was posted, causing the other demons to be very dissatisfied, and there was nowhere to vent their anger about eating dog food , had no choice but to grit his teeth secretly.

This time when Si Jing came to pull the group again, the other monsters were ready, and before he opened his mouth, he said vigilantly: 【We don't want to hear about you and Kan Ze. 】

Si Jing was unexpectedly easy-going, [Success.I'll tell you about my new business. 】

The monsters breathed a sigh of relief and were not going to eat dog food anymore.

Si Jingzheng'er Bajing: [I have a production line in Liushen. 】

This topic sounds quite normal. The fox stepped in unsuspectingly, worried about business and other things, and asked with concern: [How did you come here?Did you acquire the relevant shares? 】

Jiaolong's father is also rich and powerful and said: [How much? ——Papa will replenish you.I have money. 】

Bai Hongli: [Buy a production line? ? ? 】

They all participated in the conversation.Satisfied, Si Jing swayed his head from side to side like a fox with a hairy tail, and typed slowly: [Neither of them, it was given to me by someone else. 】

The fox immediately asked: [Is it free?Is it so amazing? 】

Si Jing: [Free.Sent. 】

Wow, my friends opened their mouths wide.

It sounds very unusual!

Before they could say the next sentence, Si Jing's news surfaced first: 【Sent by Kan Ze, isn't it miraculous? 】

Si Jing: [Hahahahahaha! 】

[System prompt: Your friend "The Big Brother in the Cat" has left the group chat]

The other three monsters in the group: "..."

After a while, the fox spoke representatively: 【I'll fuck him! 】

His anger is beyond words, girl!There are only three things, and this has happened three times! !

Jiaolong said quietly: [I don't have a brother. 】

fox:【……】

Oh, I forgot that the parents stayed in the group.