The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Seeing Si Jing's current appearance, Kan Ze somewhat understood why the orange cat in Wang Yuan's Changshai's home became as fat as Mount Tai.

...how on earth did he keep cats?

Under the silent gaze of the catnip grass, Si Jing shook the collar around his neck uncomfortably.He didn't like wearing these things very much, and Kan Ze would not force them on. This was the first time he wore such things.A small brass bell dangled around his neck with a crisp sound, and there was a small ribbon bow on it, making him look more like a kitten who was only loved for its beautiful fur.

Director Wang is also a little guilty.He clearly said that he wanted to take the cat over to lose weight, but now it seems that the weight loss has not been achieved, but the weight gain is fast, which is completely different from what he thought and said at the time, and he can't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"This one……"

He suddenly stretched out his hand to straighten the neckline, met the parents' eyes, and explained palely: "I accidentally fed a little more."

Kan Ze remained silent on this explanation for a long time.

Is this just a little bit?

I also believe you said that a layer of cotton was stuffed into his fur.

Fortunately, the movie is not going to start shooting right away, there is still some time before that.Kan Ze took back his cat from the director and art director, and couldn't help studying Si Jing's double chin that was slightly fed, especially when he squatted there with his neck curled up. A layer of soft plush scarf.

He stretched out his hand to touch it several times, but was patted by the boss with his paw and squinted at him.

Addicted to touch?

Is it that strange?

Kan Ze was indeed surprised.Apart from the strangeness, there is still some unbelievability. Si Jing is not the kind of big cat, and he has never been easy to be fattened. The fluffy circle.

Also rare.

How did he know that in the past few days, Si Jing was not being fed by one person at all, but was being fed by many people.The staff who came and went, Director Wang's family members, and even passers-by who occasionally met when taking him out... could find something from their magic pockets to coax Si Jing to eat.Not to mention Wang Yuan himself, the orange cat in his family is as big as four Si Jings, and the cat bowls he uses are several laps larger than Si Jings.Looking at it, Wang Yuan couldn't help but feel worried, as if he saw a child who didn't eat well and was a picky eater, and he slammed more food into his bowl while nagging.

"Look, your brother next door eats a big bowl! How can you grow taller if you don't eat more? How can your legs get longer?"

The last sentence accurately hit Si Jing's pain point, and immediately let out a menacing meow, and raised his head to look at him.

Say what?

Cats have short legs, can they be called short legs? --cat!

Can you speak at all?

His olive blue eyes were full of condemnation.Wang Yuan didn't understand at all, he could only see the cuteness that was overflowing from inside, he couldn't help but put his hands on his head, and plucked his fur again.The thin and soft hair leaked out from between the fingers, and the heart seemed to be filled all at once.

"Then eat more, eat more and grow taller." Wang Yuan persuaded without any psychological burden, "You are still growing, don't listen to their nonsense-how can you be fat at your age?"

Si Jing, who is actually older than him: "..."

Seriously, director, do you really remember why I came to your house?

Director Wang's wife also slowly added food to Si Jing.

"Poor little girl, why do you look so small..."

"..."

In fact, standing next to such a big pile of orange cats, anyone would look small.

There's no way, Si Jing just got a little bit of orange on the tip of his tail, the orange cat is all orange.Saying that Daju is the most important thing is not just for fun.

He had no choice but to bury his head and eat a few more mouthfuls to save face.After the master left, the orange cat, feeling the boss' breath, swallowed timidly, and carefully pulled its paw over the whole food bowl without daring to take a bite.

——A tribute.

Si Jing stayed at Wang Yuan's house for a few days, and basically never stopped eating all kinds of snacks.When watching TV, when changing scripts, or even soaking his feet, Wang Yuan always remembered it. He took out a nutrition cream and enthusiastically called the short-legged cat over. He fed him snacks and looked at his big oranges from a distance.

...Is it his illusion, why does it feel like Daju's stomach is deflated?

The cat food you gave me is still a big bowl, right?

The weight-loss program reaped unexpected success on the orange cat.Si Jing's chubby belly was held back by his man, and he looked like a bamboo rat or a puffer fish as he slumped on the palm of his hand. drum.

When he squatted on Kan Ze's shoulders, Kan Ze noticed the weight change more clearly, and it was obviously not the same weight as before.Si Jing squinted his eyes, stood firmly on one of his shoulders, his four paws were clustered together, and occasionally glanced at the report he was reading.

There are many affairs in the studio. In addition to the usual work, Kan Ze also needs to understand the situation of the studio every month, arrange personnel, and make plans.At this moment, Si Jing looked at him calmly flipping through the last month's report, his expression was quite focused because of his seriousness, his thin lips were slightly pursed, revealing a different charm from when he always smiled at him on weekdays.

It has to be said that such a charm is enough to move people's hearts.

Boss Si felt that what he said was absolutely correct.

What a handsome man when he works hard.

Gee.

He squatted on his shoulders, and was very close to the man's slender neck, so close that he could even see the light blue blood vessels under the skin texture.The blood vessels showed faint colors one by one, giving the person in front of him an illusion of extra fragility. The fragrant blood seemed to have broken through the barrier and penetrated straight into his nasal cavity.

Si Jing stared, then turned his head uncontrollably.

"Ugh-"

He opened his mouth, and grabbed a small piece of skin on the neck of the person in front of him, like a wild beast grabbing the throat of its prey on the grassland, caressing it slowly with its sharp teeth.Kan Ze was only startled, and held him firmly with his hands, not letting him fall off, allowing him to hug and lick and bite him.

In the end, he felt sorry for the man, but in fact, his movements were very light, and he didn't print at all.After Si Jing licked it, he still didn't find it satisfying. He rubbed his hairy head into his clothes, nimbly got in from the neckline, and slid all the way down along the smooth skin.

Kan Ze gently rubbed him through the clothes, full of indulgence.

"Dear?"

the man asked softly.

The little idiot cat struggled for a long time before it got out of the clothes, poked its head forward as if to be kind, and touched his lips aggressively.

The wet little nose also brushed across the skin.Kan Ze laughed, hugged him even tighter, and snapped back the head of the cat that was just trying to get away with it.

"So dear..."

A kiss full of affection has been branded from the forehead to the petal-like lips.Si Jing's claws grabbed his collar tightly, humming in a low voice, as if he was about to melt.

I don't know when the human form changed.His toes hung loosely on both sides of Kan Ze's legs, and being hugged by him, all his weaknesses could be seen at a glance; Si Jing leaned against him, and Kan Ze unbuttoned his shirt to wrap him in together.

The whole body is covered with the smell of catnip, which makes the cat full of appetite.The atmosphere is great, just in time for a catnip feast.

Immediately afterwards, Kan Ze found the right position and pushed him down...

Si Jing had heard of humans digging wells.When digging a well, we often dig east and west first, until we find a right place, then we lift up the shovel and dig down firmly.Use more force and more force, every time you dig at that point accurately, each time is heavy and has a strong rolling nature, until the head of the shovel touches the slightly moist soil, and you feel the bursting water, and then use The last effort--

Snow-white spray gushes out, and this is considered to have dug the water source.The corridor was widened, and gradually more water was squeezed out, splashing hands and bodies.

how to say.Si Jing has always felt that this kind of activity is similar to something he often does.

For example, to make the water stand out...

Although the intermediate process is also extremely important, it is more important to successfully dig the water source in the end.From this point of view, Kan Ze is indeed a successful well digger. He can pick the right place every time and dig a good well accurately.

When he fell on the bed, Catnip Grass reached out and rubbed his belly.Si Jing protected him and emphasized: "It will be gone."

Kan Ze laughed.

"It's okay," he kissed, and said in a low voice, "it's nice to have, our little flower..."

After the sound gradually slowed down, Si Jing blushed and gritted his teeth: "...Take it out."

Kan Ze didn't smoke. He had obviously found a new place to dig a well. Now, squinting his eyes, he had already put the shovel on the ground and was about to do a big job.

There were several more activities, and the scheduled meeting the next morning could not be held.Yuan Fang called, and after ringing for a long time, someone answered, with a lazy and indescribably satisfied voice, "What's the matter?"

Yuan Fang was annoyed: "I'm not looking for you. For Brother Kan, hurry up."

Si Jing stretched out an arm from under the quilt, and stood beside him lazily, groping.After searching for a long time, he couldn't find it, so he quickly retracted and yawned, "Not here."

"Not here?" Yuan Fang raised his voice, "Where did you go?"

Boss Si thought for a while, "Make me breakfast."

"..." This sentence was taken for granted, and instantly brought tens of thousands of damage points to a single dog like Yuan Fang, "What about the meeting?"

Anyway, it was just a regular meeting in the studio, Si Jing rubbed his neck on the pillow, still maintained the habit of his original shape, and answered casually: "It's not open."

Yuan Fang was heartbroken, as if he had seen a demon concubine who made troubles in the court and lured the monarch to ignore the government.

"Do you live like this every day?"

Blatantly stuffing us with dog food?

Si Jing said, "No."

Yuan Fang was inexplicably relieved.

"I plan to do the same tomorrow."

"..."

Get lost.

Manager Yuan hung up the phone resentfully, and went to Weibo alone to monitor the current public opinion trends.It will be Kan Ze's birthday in half a month. At this moment, Kan Ze's super topic is full of fans who are discussing how to support them when the time comes. : "Where's Fang Yuan?"

The girl sitting in the office answered him: "Brother Yuan, Brother Fang has asked for leave."

The parrot that came back on the shelf fluttered its wings and yelled, "Please leave, please leave!"

Yuan Fang's heart fluttered, but he didn't show it. He just forced a smile and stretched out his hand to tease the parrot, "Stop swearing?"

The employees all laughed awkwardly.

The parrot was carried back by Si Jing even in the cage for a while before, and he didn't know what Si Jing taught it, so he threw away all those words before returning.Needless to say, this really made them all breathe a sigh of relief.

After all, they are now employees of the same studio, and Si Jing often orders them milk tea and takeaways, and his personality is quite good, in fact, he is quite pleasing to them.

Not to mention that he still has such a short-legged cat, which makes people love him twice as much.Thinking about it now, Si Jing's temperament is actually a bit like a cat's temperament, both of which are a little arrogant.

It's just that, every day in the office, listening to the parrot saying "The scene is blurred", it becomes extremely embarrassing...

It's like cursing your own family.

After finally getting rid of the curse of "Si Jing is confused", the employee smiled embarrassedly, "This bird was not very sensible before, but it has changed its words recently, so let's not talk about it."

Yuan Fang naturally wouldn't bother with a bird.He stretched out his hand to tease the parrot, and said absently, "I don't know what Si Jing and Kan Ze are planning to do, they won't really be nesting in the house for a day, right?"

As soon as the sentence was finished, the parrot that heard the two names suddenly fluttered its feathers, then pecked its own wings, raised its head again, opened its mouth and screamed in a sharp voice.

"Uh...uh, slow, slow down..."

Everyone in the office was stunned.

……What's this?

Bathed in everyone's amazed eyes, the parrot raised its head more and more, imitating the example.

"Does it hurt? - It doesn't hurt, but I can't bear it...Are you a pile driver - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"

Yuan Fang finally came to his senses, opened the cage door, and covered its mouth in horror.

Many people in the studio know about the relationship between these two artists, but not all of them. At the moment, a few real straight men of steel are standing at the door. Obviously, they have not realized what they are learning, and they are surprised: "This mess What is it called?"

Yuan Fang desperately stretched out his hand and tried to pinch the parrot's gossip throat, but the parrot was teased by Si Jing and practiced it, and now he made up his mind to learn to have a good time, flapping its wings and bumping around the cage, the sound became louder and louder , and even learned two weeping sounds.

"Ahhhh-"

Yuan Fang's head was about to explode.Those two people didn't know how to avoid some birds!Seeing the parrot opening its mouth as if it was going to scream endlessly, he had a flash of thought and made an obviously wrong decision.

"Come here, help catch it!"

So more people rushed over, gathered in front of that bird cage, and several hands reached in to try to catch it.With the addition of various forces, the cage swayed, and finally fell off the shelf with a bang. The parrot flapped its wings quickly at this moment, jumped over the cage door, got out from the gaps in the arms of everyone, and stood on the ceiling. shouted menacingly from the ceiling.

"Baby, baby... my baby..."

Yuan Fang jumped up and down underneath.

"Catch the bird! Catch the bird!"

The office was in a mess, the parrot that had successfully escaped from prison was yelling ecstatically, and the people passing by all looked sideways, wondering which brazen person was watching such an embarrassing film in public.It's okay to watch it, but I haven't found a better resource. After hearing this actor's broken voice, how can I continue to watch it.

Yuan Fang was so tired that he kept staring at the bird, for fear that he would call out the names of the two righteous masters in the next second.If there were words like "Kan Ze work harder" or "Little Si Jing", it would be really hard to explain.

You won't poke something on it, will you?

He raised his head to see that someone brought a ladder from outside, supported by two staff members, while Yuan Fang loosened his shirt cuff button and untied it to catch birds.Seeing that his arm was approaching, the parrot stopped moving and only stared at him with a pair of alert black bean eyes.

Yuan Fang licked his lips, trying to coax, "Yes, Xiao Ba, come here... come here, I'll give you something delicious..."

The parrot shook its feathers and watched his hand get closer.Seeing that it was about to hit its head, it suddenly spread its wings, flew up again with a flutter, and shouted: "Ah! AH!!"

It swooped down from high to low, without stopping at all, just like the recording scene of A's and V's lines.

"Is it comfortable? So comfortable that water comes out from the front?"

Yuan Fang's head buzzed, and those in the office who knew about the relationship between the two also understood now, and blushed.She blushed again, and couldn't help but think uncontrollably, it seems that the boss is really powerful.

Sure enough, it is not without benefits to have a strong capital. You can marry a daughter-in-law at a glance...

The room was in a mess, and everyone who didn't understand raised their arms and tried to catch the culprit.The parrot fluttered around, and finally stopped on the cabinet. Yuan Fang gritted his teeth and held his breath, approached cautiously, and slowly stretched out his hands.

The parrot didn't notice, and was still yelling on its own.

Right now!

Yuan Fang jumped forward, but the parrot reacted faster than him, and was about to run away immediately——

Yuan Fang originally thought that he would be unable to catch it, but he suddenly stretched out his other hand behind him, and firmly caught the parrot in his hand.The man pressed the parrot's sharp beak tightly with his palm to prevent it from yelling, and said in a deep voice, "Bring a rope."

Someone quickly found the red ribbon on the box.

Fang Yuandao tied up the parrot's beak, then stuffed it back into the cage, took out a square towel and wiped his hands leisurely.Yuan Fang looked at him, opened his mouth, and asked nonchalantly, "Are you back?"

"Well, I'm back." Fang Yuandao replied, glanced sideways at him, then turned away, "Have a job?"

Yes, Yuan Fang handed him the folder on the table, and suddenly he didn't know what to say.It is clear that I should talk about work, but I don't seem to want to talk about work. There are deeper doubts buried in my heart, and a bud always pops up from time to time, and I want to ask.

What's the matter with your family?They treat you badly?What are you going to do?

——These are all questions.But these questions were too close, he couldn't ask a single word, so he had to hold his hand for a long time, and said in a low voice: "A fan of Kanze contacted you just now. I answered for you."

Fang Yuandao adjusted his glasses and smiled.

"Thank you."

Yuan Fang didn't speak any more, and stood silently behind the man.It wasn't until someone in the room asked "what happened to that parrot just now", that he came back to his senses and forced a smile: "Maybe I accidentally saw something."

"What can I see?" The man disagreed, "Aside from being in the office, it has been to Si Jing's house. Where can I see these things?"

Yuan Fang said, "Maybe it was before coming to the office..."

"Impossible!" The employee didn't believe it at all. "This parrot was in the flower market before, and it was born there. It was sent here not long ago. It didn't know how to sing at that time. No matter how you think about it, it is impossible to learn it in the market. Bar?"

Not to mention mentioning the front and the back, this vocabulary uses...

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the kind of movie you usually watch.

A cold sweat broke out on Yuan Fang's forehead.He cursed secretly in his heart, forced a smile, and took the initiative to take the blame, "Maybe it was heard by it when I watched it."

... sister.

Kan Ze must give me a raise!

This time the sacrifice was great!

The eyes of the people present suddenly became strange.The leading colleague couldn't believe it, and asked, "Brother Yuan,... you?"

Watch this movie?

Yuan Fang bit the bullet and forcefully explained: "Yes, yes. After all, it is relatively free and open now. I am a little curious, so I came here to see something novel..."

The staff were all silent.

They haven't heard of straight men watching this kind of stuff for novelty.

Manager Yuan couldn't make them think of Si Jing Kanze, so he tried his best to embrace him, "I usually like to try new things."

"..."

Everyone is silent.

"Yes," at this juncture, Fang Yuandao suddenly stepped in and said seriously, "I will testify."

Yuan Fang turned his head to look at him in surprise, and the eyes of others couldn't help being even more strange.

Ok?

These two—?

Yuan Fang's scalp was blown. In order not to spread gossip that would affect the artist's image, he took over the pot heroically again with the fearless temperament of "If I don't go down the mountain of swords, whoever goes down the mountain of swords" and "If I don't go down into the sea of ​​fire, I will go into the sea of ​​fire", " When I watch this kind of thing occasionally, I will ask Fang Yuandao to watch it with me."

Fang Yuan on the side said: "Yes, I will testify."

"..."

Then your relationship is really good, and you can watch the chrysanthemum exhibition together.

Seeing that everyone didn't mention Si Jing anymore, Manager Yuan finally felt relieved, and quickly gave Fang Yuandao a wink, signaling him to stop here.But maybe in order to make the pot more stable and the plot look more realistic, Fang Yuandao also added a scene for himself, he said unhurriedly: "We can watch it again today, I just received a good movie."

Yuan Fang hurriedly agreed, "Okay, okay."

... What a ghost!

The two of us side by side watching what the hell is this picture, just imagining it makes people get goosebumps.How inconvenient is that?

Yuan Fang only had a false smile on his face, and he was all hehe in his heart.

His first name ah.

-

At the end of the day's work, Fang Yuandao actually drove a car to pick him up.Yuan Fang stood beside the car, his head growing big, "Are you really planning to partner with me?"

Fang Yuandao said: "Of course. Didn't you agree to everything?"

"Then—" Isn't that just a joke? ?

Fang Yuandao narrowed his eyes, "I'm serious."

"..."

"Get in the car," Fang Yuandao took off his glasses, expressively, "You have such an important hobby, of course we have to appreciate it together."

... Fuck!