The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The next day, Bai Hongli called, announcing that "More than Every Year" will be officially released.

The crew chose the summer file, and there were quite a lot of competing films, but apart from a foreign classic masterpiece, there was basically none that could be played.Those so-called urban romantic light-hearted love comedies are supported by young stars and 3D special effects. You don't need to watch them, Bai Hongli knows what they taste like.

It's all fake and shoddy products.

The entire production team is not worried about the box office at all. Apart from being confident in the quality of the film itself, after all, there is Bai Hongli, a well-known mascot who is famous in the circle as the male lead, so there is really nothing to worry about. ——They believe in the koi halo.

Forward this Bai Hongli, your film will definitely become popular!

Not only them, even other film crews would secretly offer some melons and fruits before the film was released, worship Bai Hongli's photo, and mutter a few words.

"Bai Hongli bless our film to be a big hit. It would be best if the box office can exceed 20 billion, no, 30 billion..."

"Bless the ratings top three! Top three!!"

"Bless you from red to purple, from purple to black..."

Bai Hongli: "..."

No, he couldn't do it, he was just an innocent little carp.

If this koi's physique was really so effective, he wouldn't have been picked up twice by Si Jing from the water...

Naturally, the directors would not really put all their hopes on Bai Bai Hongli, after all, this move is equivalent to turning koi, purely for psychological comfort.

Of course, there are also psychological factors of wanting to bald the other party.

In fact, the audience has eyes, and no one is a fool.The success or failure of a film is closely related to the quality of the film itself. Bai Hongli usually puts a lot of effort into this aspect, so he is not worried at this time. In filming, it has long been popular."

The film will be released at the beginning of next month, Bai Hongli said earnestly, "Will my benefactor come to the road show?"

Si Jing wanted to go.Helplessly, he has a lot of things to do these days, he has classes and variety shows, and all kinds of filming are packed to the brim, and he can't squeeze out any time at all."I'll go see it in the cinema," he said.

Bai Hongli nodded, remembering that Si Jing couldn't be seen on the other end of the phone at all, so he hummed, "Then see you next time we record?"

The filming of the regular variety show they collaborated with has not yet ended, and Si Jing replied: "See you next time."

Thoughts can't help but fly away.

I heard that the next session will be soaking in hot springs.

...Then if the water is hotter and the big fat carp is put in it, wouldn't it directly turn into boiled fish fillets?

Si Jing swallowed slowly, and decided to bring a few more eggs to cook hot spring eggs on the day of filming.

Once you think of hot spring eggs, the half-set sun at this time also looks like hot spring eggs...

Si Jing stared at the sun, and called out to Yuan Fang who was sitting in the co-pilot: "Doesn't it look delicious?"

Yuan Fang raised his head subconsciously, couldn't help but swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and then Fang realized, emphasizing: "Little ancestor, Director Wang told me before that if you want to participate in his next scene, you have to be thinner." of."

After a pause, he added: "So is your cat."

The boss remained silent for a long time.

There is no way, after all, it is a troubled world, and it is difficult for people to eat enough. If he is a cat, he can still have a swollen white belly, it is obviously unscientific—Si Jing raised his hand and rubbed on his stomach Well, right now I can't feel the soft flesh, only the faint muscle lines.

"But I have abs."

"What's the use of having abdominal muscles?" Yuan Fang said, "What people want is thinness... Hey, Xiao Luo, go to the studio, I have to bring back the magazine from last time."

Luo Tai had already returned to work, and Si Jing and Kan Ze were a little ashamed of him, and secretly paid him half a year's salary for no reason.The fox demon erased this part of his memory for him. He could no longer remember the part about the demon clan, and only remembered that he seemed to be sick and had just woken up.

At this moment, he responded and turned the car to another road.

Si Jing is close to the car window.

At this moment, it is the rush hour for getting off work, and all kinds of lights are lit up one after another, merged into the bright sea of ​​lights.The so-called lights of thousands of houses describe the city at this moment.

It's like falling into the mortal galaxy.

Si Jing stared at it for a long time, looking at the road where the car turned into Kanze's studio, before approaching, he saw a group of people gathered in front of the door from a distance, seeming to be making noise.

"What's going on?" Yuan Fang also frowned, and took the lead to open the car door and get out, "You stay in the car first, I'll go over and have a look."

As a star, Si Jing was inconvenient to show up at this time, so he nodded and watched his manager stride over, pushing aside the crowd of onlookers.

The crowd was clamoring and surrounding the two old men.At this moment, the old man sat down on the ground, no matter how much the people around him persuaded him, he refused to get up. He opened his mouth and shut up to find his son, crying that his son didn't want him anymore.Both of them are dying, their hair is gray, and the clothes they are wearing are a bit worn out, just crying like this can really arouse people's sympathy.

"What are you doing?" Yuan Fang knelt down, trying to help them up, "Old man, you get up first—"

The two old men remained motionless, shouting that they hurt at the slightest touch.Yuan Fang also had nothing to do with them, and he didn't dare to pull them hard. Seeing more and more people gathered at this moment, his forehead was thumping, "No, you get up first, let's get up and talk...you have to talk about you Who is the son? You can’t block the door of our studio, can you?”

The old man stared.

"He works here! If I don't come to block here, where else can I block?"

They simply lay side by side and shouted: "If you want to drive me away, you just trample me to death—oh, trample me to death!"

Yuan Fang had never seen someone so difficult to deal with, and he was helpless.Someone beside him interrupted: "I've been scolding since just now."

"Who is it?"

"It seems to be called a room... What is a room?"

"Fang Yuan Dao!" The old lady's voice suddenly rose, high-pitched and sharp, "It's that Fang Yuan Dao, who has no conscience and leaves us alone all day long... Poor thing, our old couple Trash, useless, just die directly..."

She scolded and cried again, with tears all over her face.

Yuan Fang was taken aback, his hands couldn't help but retracted.

——Why Fang Yuandao?

However, no matter who it is, blocking here is not an option.If a paparazzi caught it, Kan Ze might be able to splash this basin of sewage for no reason. He knelt down and coaxed him patiently, "You two come in with me first, and I'll let him come over to see you right away, okay?" ?”

The old lady squinted at him, but didn't appreciate it at all, "You? Can you talk?"

"I can talk." Yuan Fang nodded, "I'm his colleague. The weather is so hot, if you two suffer from heat stroke, wouldn't it be more uncomfortable? Let's go in and turn on the air conditioner first?"

The old man looked at each other, and finally stood up, unwilling to go inside.Yuan Fang winked at the security guard, and the security guard immediately went to the side of the passers-by who had just shot the video, and politely asked them to delete the video involving personal privacy.Yuan Fang led someone into the office, and hurriedly sent a text message to Fang Yuandao, telling him to come back quickly.

When he looked up, the two old men were touching the table with envious eyes.

"That's a lot of money, right?"

Yuan Fang was taken aback.

Kan Ze's studio is not short of money. After all, the two stars under the studio are both popular, and they are among the best in the circle.Coupled with Kanze's good investment vision, the studio can be said to be rich and powerful, no worse than those big companies.

Now that he has money, the interior decoration is naturally not bad.The office is well-decorated and simple. The desks and chairs are made of high-quality wood. The air conditioner, humidifier and snack area are also available. The working environment is really good.

But these words made Yuan Fang feel vaguely uncomfortable, and said with a smile, "It's all the boss's."

Before he could finish his sentence, the crowd outside had been dismissed, and Si Jing walked in lazily with a pair of sunglasses on his fingers.He is wearing Givenchy's early autumn new style today. The hem of the shirt is loosely tucked into the waistband of his trousers, which is quite youthful.

It's just that her face is so tender and her birth is so good, the two old people are not used to it.The old lady muttered in a low voice: "...Why are you like a girl, not like a man."

Yuan Fang frowned, and the smile on his face disappeared immediately.Si Jing also casually threw the sunglasses on the table, looked at them in disbelief, and pointed at himself in turn.

"I?"

The old man also couldn't understand it, "Like a woman."

He waved his hand again, "It smells bad."

Yuan Fang, a delicate boy who always loves to wear perfume, was also shot in the knee by an arrow, and a little anger grew in his heart.

Not to mention Fang Yuan and his parents, even the emperor, I can't say that about our artists!

What happened to our Sijing?Our Si Jing is obedient, well-behaved, sensible and positive!Our Si Jing was born to be good-looking that day!What's the matter?

Good looks provoke you?

He withdrew his smile, and put back the fruit plate he had just brought to the table, his tone was not as polite as before, "What's the matter with you?"

The old lady looked at him again, maybe because she was sitting in this office, she felt that he was also rich, and her voice softened a bit, "Boss, are you interested in looking at investment? Our eldest son, too It's Fang Yuandao's brother, who is working on a project now... If it's done well, it's absolutely no problem to earn one million a year!"

She took out a crumpled piece of paper from her pocket, put it on the table and flattened it, and said to Yuan Fang: "This kind of thing can cure diseases, no matter what diseases you have..."

Before he could finish his sentence, someone hastily pushed the door open and came in. Fang Yuandao stood at the door with his gold-rimmed glasses in his hand, his expression gloomy, "Dad, Mom."

Seeing the Lord coming, Yuan Fang hurriedly stood up and explained: "They were at the door just now..."

Fang Yuandao's chest heaved a few times, he stepped forward and grabbed the arms of the two, and asked, "How did you find it?"

"I asked someone to ask!" The old lady shook off his hand and stretched her face, "Why, can't your parents come over and have a look?"

Fang Yuandao didn't agree with them.

"What are you doing here?"

"Why?" The old lady narrowed her eyes, "I want money!"

She slapped the table with her hand, "Your parents are going to starve to death...you heartless little bastard..."

Fang Yuandao asked coldly, "What about the alimony I will call you in the middle of the month?"

"It's all used to invest in your brother!" The old lady sneered, "How much do you think it is just 2 or [-] yuan? Can you control us for the rest of your life? Or you will strangle me, ah, strangle me -"

She twisted her neck to send her head forward.Seeing this posture for the first time, Yuan Fang felt a little panicked, but Fang Yuandao was not surprised, and directly shouted: "Security!"

Several security guards ran over.Fang Yuandao pointed outside, "Put it in my car."

The two old men were still struggling, and the curses never stopped.It was the first time for Yuan Fang to hear so many swearing sentences, his brows were furrowed, he hesitated for a while, and then asked, "Do you want to help?"

"Need not."

Fang Yuandao's expression was ugly, he passed him by, and added in a low voice, "Thank you."

"..."

Yuan Fang felt even more uncomfortable.

He watched Fang Yuandao drive away in a hurry, and then Kan Ze also walked in.He obviously knew what happened just now, he opened his mouth and asked Si Jing, "Are you hurt?"

Si Daxie was still staring, very unbelievable.

Pointing to the figures of those two people, he complained: "They say I don't look like a man!"

Why is he not like a man?

He clearly is a little tomcat!

Si Jing was very dissatisfied, and Kan Ze also became angry in an instant.He is not usually a person who likes to get angry, but hearing someone say that about his baby always makes people feel uncomfortable, "You really said that?"

The company nodded.If he hadn't thought that the other party was two old people, he would have gone back on the spot.He hummed, "Kan Ze..."

Am I really not mighty and domineering?

Si Jing pulled up his shirt and took a look, no, he really has abdominal muscles!

And the Mermaid Line!

She has a strong figure, clearly full of strong male hormones!

Kan Ze felt that he had been greatly wronged, so he quickly stretched out his arms and hugged him. He kissed and coaxed him softly, and comforted him softly: "Our little flower is the most sensible, and we don't care about those who have no quality. Our little flower is good-looking , but obviously quite masculine."

Si Jing is still wronged: "Then..."

Kan Ze promised: "Go back and cook salmon for you."

Si Jing stopped being wronged in an instant, and quickly glanced at Yuan Fang from the corner of his eye, fearing that the other party would bring up the matter of asking him to go on a diet to hinder his arrangement.Fortunately, Yuan Fang didn't know where his thoughts were wandering at this moment, his eyes were sunk in the air, without focus, and he didn't express any opinions on his next fish and meat feast.

Yuan Fang suddenly remembered that he had never heard Fang Yuandao talk about family matters.

The rest of the day was a blur.Yuan Fang's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't tell what he was thinking. It wasn't until he got into the car that he looked at his boss Jing inexplicably: "Didn't you say you're here to get a magazine?"

Why did you come here with empty hands?

"Ah?... Mmm." Yuan Fang finally realized, got up to get it again, and the beast handed it to him, and said with a smile, "You are in good shape today, straight man."

Yuan Fang didn't have the heart to answer his words, and got into the car in a daze.He was sitting in the co-pilot, and the two artists in the back seat were not sure what they were doing. The lights in the car were not turned on, and it was pitch black. He could faintly hear the sound of water, as if something was stirring.

Immediately afterwards came Si Jing's voice, which was different from the past, as if soaked in spring love, with a seductive little hook inserted in the end, raised slightly, vaguely: "Don't rub your ears..."

Kan Ze just laughed.

"here?"

The sound of clothes rubbing against each other was even louder, and two groups of figures leaning against each other were seen in the rearview mirror.

"No, let go...don't, don't do it..."

His voice trembled slightly, as if he couldn't take it anymore.The life assistant who was driving in the front seat was very intimidated by the sound. He was watching his nose, nose, nose, and heart, and didn't dare to look behind him at all.If it was normal, Yuan Fang would have turned his head and glared at the pig that was under his nose, but now he didn't respond, and even trembled himself, without making a sound .

Yuan Fang's family can be regarded as a fairly happy well-off family.Both parents are educated people, and they are doing stable and decent jobs. Although they didn't get rich suddenly, they were never short of money.My mother cooks good dishes, and occasionally calls Si Jing over to eat together; my father loves to play two games of Go, and finds his chess friends to have a good time when he has nothing to do.Apart from the fact that Yuan Fang has to travel all over the country to work, he doesn't have much to worry about.

But from the few words I heard today, Fang Yuandao's family seems to be completely different from his.

Yuan Fang sat on the passenger seat and pursed his lips for a long time, not even paying attention to the fact that Si Jing in the back had finished kissing, licked his lips, and started babbling about salmon again.

That salmon, it has to do this for me to like it...

Kan Ze embraced him pamperingly, and let him give his advice, only staring at him in the darkness with a smile on his face.At some point, a leaf poked out from the cuff, and quietly hooked Gou Sijing's finger.

Si Jing glanced at him, hummed softly, but also hooked his little finger.

Gee.

Those who are in the dark will know that they will not do good things.

He thought so in his heart, but he also handed over the tip of the fur tail that was poking out secretly.

--what else can we do?

Even if the Humanoid Six Gods is an old hooligan, then, that was dug out from the ground by himself at that time.

You can't throw it away, right?

Kan Ze is really good at cooking, and feeding the cats is a breeze.Si Jing had been raised at his house for the past few months, and he had to settle the feud with Jiaolong's father, and asked him to stretch himself by a centimeter, so that he could transfer away the little fat protruding from his belly—that little fat The lines of his abs are not obvious.

Finally willing to talk to himself again, the old father almost cried with joy, pampering him carefully like a child who has run away from home.Hearing that he was going to carve his abs again, he immediately took out his full set of tools: a whole box of toothpicks, and sat on the chair beside the bed to carve.

"Is there any request?"

"Yes," Si Jing suggested, "The mermaid line should be more obvious."

So Jiaolong diligently carved a very obvious mermaid line for him.Si Jing lay on the bed like a ball of melted cotton candy, and was finally hugged horizontally by Kan Ze.

It's just that Jiaolong is good at pinching the human form, but he can't do anything in the cat form.Si Jing in his original form was still holding his belly, dangling his hairy belly unrequitedly, and went to see the director again.Wang Yuan and Shang Congyun have missed him very much since they saw him last time, and seeing each other now, they immediately clapped their hands and wanted to hug him to him.But Kan Ze hugged her tightly, obviously not having the urge to let go.

Wang Yuan had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and looked at Si Jing from a distance, frowning more and more: "Why do you seem to have gained weight?"

The bulging white belly is particularly conspicuous.

Si Jing kicked his hind legs, looking lively and healthy, even faintly eating into a little fat man.

"This won't work." Wang Yuan shook his head, "It was agreed that in the chaotic times, people have nothing to eat, and you, a cat, ate a stomach... This obviously doesn't make sense."

He tapped his fingers on the table and asked, "Did Si Jing give him a diet?"

Kan Ze said, "It's festival."

"That……"

Catnip herb remains silent as the culprit.

How could he see his little flower hungry?

Wang Yuan was puzzled, so he simply stretched out his hand and said, "You bring it here for a few days, we will watch it personally, and we must lose weight."

It just so happens that in the past few days, you can still sneak around and suck cats...

Shang Congyun obviously thought about it too, his eyeballs lit up now, he still looked serious, but his heart was pounding, and he said, "I think it looks good."

Put it here and raise it to get started.

The staff next to him strongly agreed: "I think it's fine!"

Kan Ze: "..."

What a ghost, isn't it good?

Why should my cat be kept here by you?

But he also knew that, in fact, it was impossible for him to urge the cat to lose weight.Kan Ze is not the kind of person who has a strong desire to control his lover's body, but no matter what, he can't make up his mind to really make Si Jing go on a diet.After all, that little lump of soft flesh is quite cute when it shakes, like a ball of white wool.

Not to mention the moment when those olive green eyes looked straight over, at that moment, Kan Ze even had the urge to move Mount Tai to the East China Sea for reclamation, and wanted to dedicate everything to his little cutie.

If such a pure cat slave can resist Si Jing's eyes, it will be hell.

Wang Yuan took a hard step back: "Only put it over when it's meal time."

This is acceptable, Kan Ze nodded and agreed.

Since then, the short-legged cat has officially embarked on his weight loss journey.The crew bought him new cat food, reduced several of its ingredients, and bought him a small treadmill for cat exercise.Put the cat on it, and when the switch is turned on, he has to run with it.

Snacks are gone, and the amount of three meals a day has to be controlled.Looking at this posture, Kan Ze vaguely felt that Si Jing could lose weight.

But when he went out to make an announcement and came back to read it...

The little lump of fat on Si Jing's belly grew up.The whole belly is soft, like a hot water bag filled with water.

Even the short legs are fat, and the face is rounded, more like a cat-shaped doll on a store shelf.It was just an ellipse before, but now the face has become a serious circle, the kind of thick circle that even compasses can't draw.

Kan Ze stared at his innocent blue eyes and the tinkling copper bell on his neck: "..."

What is this about losing weight?

You are obviously running wildly on the road of being fat and strong, right?