The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Wang Yuan felt that the name Zhang Cuihua was really clever.

"I'm not boasting," he said on the other end of the phone. "Such a play needs to be neutralized with a bit of comedy—this name not only fits the cultural level of the pair of villagers in the play, but also easily arouses the audience's curiosity." Intimacy, enhance the audience's empathy, and facilitate them to integrate into the character's plot more quickly..."

Regarding this, Si Jing held a long silence.

...forget it.

This is not as good as Xiaohua.

He took a step back, pinched his nose and recognized the previous name: "Let's change it back."

"Hey?" Wang Yuan was surprised, "Isn't this a good name? Obviously Cuihua sounds more pleasing to the ear—"

Si Jing was silent for a moment, then replied, "I'm afraid my cat will be depressed."

I'm so obviously a male cat!

Do you guys take my gender into your heart? ! !

"Bring your cat to the interview tomorrow," Wang Yuan said grandly. "We haven't decided that we must use your cat. If there is another cat that performs better, then we will change the cat. The role this time is It's a popular role, and the competition is fierce."

Before he finished speaking, he was afraid that Si Jing would not bring his cat, so he hurriedly added, "You must come!"

Si Jing said, "Director Wang, I have other things to do tomorrow, so I'm afraid I'll have to let Kan Ze take them there."

Wang Yuan didn't care about it at all, "Okay."

It doesn't matter if you come or not, as long as your cat comes.

That is the pillar of our future...

His over-enthusiasm for the cat clearly puzzled Mr. Shang, who was not a cat slave. The old man stroked his whiskers and even glanced at him several times.

As for it, there is light in the eyes?

"As for." Wang Yuan was sure, "You don't understand——I am fully sure that the cat will become a hit."

Why, just because it has short legs?

Teacher Shang looked at his old friend for many years as if he was watching a psychopath.

At this moment, the orange cat raised by Wang Yuan's family also came over with standard steps.Wang Yuan, who has always been strict, melted instantly, clapped his palms, and tried to make the cat owner jump onto his knees, "Mimi, come here, let Dad see—oh, my dear, you can't stretch your paws..."

The orange cat obviously didn't like being hugged by him, kicking its legs left and right, like a mountain made of meat, a large white circle of flesh on its stomach trembled wildly.There were a few marks on Wang Yuan's hands visible to the naked eye, but he still didn't let go. He forcibly fixed the hairy head and gave him a loving big kiss full of old father's style.

"Daddy's baby Mimi!"

It was like calling for his own son.

Teacher Shang stared at the cat hair stained on his shirt: "..."

He wants to take back that sentence and delete the word "like" just now.

Where is it like?

This is simply a neurosis.

The old father held up one of his son's paws, and was still showing off to him cheerfully: "Old Shang, look at this one of mine that was raised by me... Hey, hey, where are you going? Hey, hey?"

In the voice of his eagerness to show off, Teacher Shang quickly picked up the teacup and left the living room without looking back.

"The cat hair is flying everywhere, it's so dirty."

He dropped the next sentence and avoided it far away.

Moreover, if I stay here any longer, I always feel that I will be infected by this person's mental retardation factor.

He didn't want to stay and be godfather to a fat orange cat.

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Teacher Shang obviously couldn't understand the cuteness of cats.The sense of absurdity was heightened when he sat behind a row of desks at the audition site and watched a group of cat owners walk in one by one with their masters in their arms.In addition to notifying Si Jing, Wang Yuan also asked other cat owners. At this moment, the Maotuanzi entered the room one by two, were placed on the ground, and walked all over the floor meowing.Ragdoll cats, blue cats, cow cats... all kinds of colors and shapes dazzled Mr. Shang's eyes.

He pulled his legs further in, for fear that one of them would accidentally rub the hair on him.

Wang Yuan stayed in this group of cats, but he was extremely natural, holding a pen while asking about the situation and recording.How many pounds?how old are you?Have you ever been sterilized?Have you received any professional training...

Some cats are really smart. They can not only bow to New Year greetings, but also play ball and shake hands with people.Wang Yuan squeezed the paw pads of each cat, stroked his fingertips with a lot of interest, and wrote a note in his notebook, and said in a businesslike way: "Go back and wait for the news."

Teacher Shang was fidgeting and held back for a long time, but finally couldn't help but come over with his hand and asked, "Is it over? ... What's the smell?"

Suddenly he sniffled.

Wang Yuan also smelled it, first frowned in disgust, then opened his nostrils wide, took a few more breaths, and raised his voice.

"Hey, which disobedient pee?"

There is actually a cat litter box outside the audition room. Before the audition, the cat actors have to clean up the inventory in their stomachs in advance, so as not to accidentally produce something later to pollute the venue.At this moment, a British shorthair was being hugged by the owner, and the owner was full of apology: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he's not used to the litter box outside, this kid is a bit picky about the toilet..."

For the first time, Teacher Shang had the urge to scold the cat.The smell was unbearable, and the smell was so strong that the whole audition room seemed to have been turned into a public toilet, which made the other cats eager to move, scratching the ground with their paws, as if they wanted to take a bath with them.

"This is impossible," Wang Yuan said, directing them to take the cat out. "Find someone to drag the cat to the ground—and, your cat's stomach is not very good, right? Go to the pet hospital to take a good look, don't think about it." Acting."

The old friend beside him turned his face sideways and stared at him with disbelief written in his eyes.

You still have the mind to care about a cat's stomach?

Don't you care about the air in this house? ?

"Doesn't it stink?"

"What?" Wang Yuan was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and waved his hand nonchalantly, "Hey... I've been used to it for a long time. It's just so far, you haven't felt it when it's even worse."

He vividly said, "At the beginning, our Mimi had a bad stomach, and she didn't even have time to go to the cat litter place, so she pulled it all over the floor. It just pulled it, but my brat, I don't know where to buy a sweeping robot. The sweeping robot was completely smoothed out, like spreading pancakes...the air conditioner was turned on again in the room, and when I came back, the smell..."

He laughed out loud, but the old friend wrinkled his nose, held his breath unconsciously, and looked at him in disbelief.

funny?

This is really something wrong with the brain, is it dirty to death?

"These are appetizers," Wang Yuan said after sending all the auditioners out of the room, "Looking at it now, the one raised by Si Jing is indeed the most suitable one. When will Kan Ze arrive?"

The staff replied: "Director Wang, he's already here. Let him in now?"

Wang Yuan nodded, "Come in."

He turned his head again and emphasized with his old friend: "Old Shang, you can ignore other things, but this one is the only thing you can't ignore - keep it in your care. You don't want to eat or drink after reading it, and wish you could steal it now. I was When I saw it in the picture, hey, that was killing me! This cat is really..."

He clicked his tongue loudly, as if he had run out of words.Teacher Shang, Shang Congyun had no choice but to sit up straight, waiting to see his old friend's dream cat.

He wanted to see what he could look like?

Can it really carry the box office?

Tuk tuk, the door knocked three times.

Kan Ze outside the door came in with a small ball in his arms.He knew both of them. He opened his mouth and politely called Director Wang and Teacher Shang, "I brought Xiaohua here."

"Hurry up! Come and see me!"

Amid Wang Yuan's call, Kan Ze relaxed his arms slightly.Inside, a small round head was lifted up from the crook of the arm, and the short legs with only fingers long stepped on Kan Ze's arm, raising his head.

Its whole body is covered with milk-tea-colored hair, which is thin and soft, and looks like a fur ball when it is fluffed up. Only the tip of its flicking tail is a little orange.The olive green eyes were round, staring straight at the person, clear and innocent, Shang Congyun's eyes met with it, it licked its mouth, and gave a soft meow.

Even the voice smelled like milk.It seems that the sweet smell of milk seeped out and trickled down to people's hearts.

Sweet.

"My darling!" Wang Yuan yelled loudly, impatiently reaching out his hand, "Come here, let me hug you! Come on, come to me—"

His beard was chopped off halfway before his hands touched the soft fur that looked easy to touch.Another big hand poked between him and the little cutie, firmly separated him, and then slowly, slowly approached——

Finally, it landed firmly on the cat's head.

Wang Yuan: "???"

Shang Congyun pursed his lips tightly, first touched his forehead tentatively, and realized that the hand felt really good, and gradually he wrapped his whole head with his palm.

The first intuitive feeling came from the fingers, soft.

Followed by warm.

The temperature is just right, like soaking in water on a freezing winter day.The little head dangling in the palm of his hand, the kitty slowly raised his head and stared at him in surprise.

Those thin fluffs were exposed from between the fingers, and Shang Congyun couldn't help but plucked them: "..."

How could there be such a soft and touchable thing in the world?

His hand seemed to be glued to Si Jing's head with 502, Wang Yuan opened his mouth wide, surprised and funny at the same time, and murmured: "Old Shang?"

Didn't you just dislike him so much that you were going to die?

You let go of your hands from other children's heads right now!

Kan Ze felt a little unhappy, and also called out: "Teacher Shang."

He took the man's hand firmly.

"Xiao Hua doesn't like being touched by others."

As if to confirm this, Si Jing shrank back again, only showing a pair of olive green round eyes watching without blinking.There was a long-haired cat that shed badly just now, and now there are still fluff flying in the air, which stained his wet nose. Si Jing sniffled, opened his mouth, revealing a row of sharp white teeth and hit it. A baby sneezed, "Ah Chirp!"

Wang Yuan pressed his chest, his eyes were fiery.Shang Congyun looked at it for a long while, and finally took his hand away slowly.

The two judges stared intently.

"Take two steps to see?"

Kan Ze wanted to put the kitten in his arms on the ground, but was quickly stopped by Wang Yuan, "Put it on the table, put it on the table! The ground is quite dirty, don't get its fur dirty!"

"..."

Si Jing then stepped onto the table, and walked with his head held high in arrogance, with an air of looking down on the world.

Its walking pace is different from that of all the cats just now. Those cats are walking catwalks in a serious manner, with all four feet stepping on a straight line; in comparison, Si Jing’s walking looks like a fake catwalk, no matter how you look at it. It looks wobbly, and what you step on is not a straight line, but two parallel lines, more like bouncing over from afar.

Wang Yuan let out a vague exclamation.Even Shang Congyun straightened his body, and couldn't help wanting to touch it a few more times.It wasn't until this time that the ultimate meaning of the word "short legs" completely entered Shang Congyun's heart.

This is so...

What the hell is this peerless cutie!

Just like a human skin, short legs are a cat's capital, which can be used as the confidence to run wild without worrying about food and clothing.

After all, who could resist such a round and fluffy kitty?

Before they could take another look, Kan Ze quickly picked up the short-legged cat again, and put it back firmly in his arms.Wang Yuan's eyes followed it anxiously, and he coughed dryly, "I haven't finished the interview yet, why are you hugging me?"

Kan Ze raised an eyebrow.

"Director Wang, I was next door just now, and you only interviewed a cat for a minute or two."

Why did he bring the extended one to Si Jing at his house?

"That's them," Wang Yuan scowled, "Si Jing's family is the one I have the most hope for - basically our prospective actors, why don't we interview for a while? Hurry up, let it out." .”

"..."

Kan Ze couldn't say no to him, so he reluctantly took out the kitty again.Si Jing returned to the table from his pocket, wandered back and forth on his own, thinking about what the cats who had just interviewed seemed to be performing, hesitated for a while, and bowed to the live performance.

Si Jing is serious about acting, even if he is in his original form right now.He licked his lips, and folded his two front paws in a naive manner, shaking up and down tremblingly.Wang Yuan's heart was about to melt, and he called for someone to bring over the snacks prepared for the cats who were auditioning. He was about to open a bag and feed it when someone snatched the bag from his hand.Shang Congyun pulled it over by himself, tore open the package with a tense face, and fed it seriously, "Here."

Si Jing glanced at him, stood upright, and licked the nutrient cream while holding the packaging bag.The little tongue rolled up and down, and he couldn't help but tilt his head while eating.

"What else would it do?"

Wang Yuan asked.

Kan Ze said: "I can act."

This is interesting, both judges frowned, then looked at the cat on the table.Si Jing also noticed their gazes, let go of his food, and looked at Kan Ze.

The man waved his hand at him and made a shooting motion. The next second, the short-legged cat fell down and landed on the table with a slap, its cheeks pressed against the table.He first twitched his limbs in pain, then stopped moving little by little, and slowly went limp, out of breath.

The two judges who were completely stunned: "..."

What the hell, is this a cat?

This is really a cat spirit!

Such tricks are not unheard of.It’s just that the skill of pretending to be dead has always been exclusively owned by dogs in the pet world. Creatures like cats are actually arrogant by nature.Not to mention pretending to be dead to play with you, even if you simply raise your paw to shake hands, it will take a year and a half to prevent the cat owner from becoming angry and slapping his paw on your face.

There are very few cats with good personalities. Most of the time, it is not what the shit shoveler wants to play, but what the cats want to play, so I order the shit shoveler to come and play with me now.

For example, the cat teaser stick has always been more like a funny...

It's rare in the world to be as obedient as Si Jing.Wang Yuan couldn't believe it, "Si Jing raised a fake cat, right?"

Can this kind of difficult training be mastered obediently?

Kan Ze smiled slightly and explained: "Xiaohua is very smart, and she only listens to me and Si Jing."

After a pause, as if to be on guard against something, Catnip added: "If others touch him, he will scratch."

He stroked the soft hair on the back of Shun Sijing's head, and his tone was full of hints.

If anyone touches you, scratch him, you hear?

My kitten can't be hugged and petted by others!

Si Jing shook his tail, and the big tail rubbed against the inside of his wrist, as if he agreed.

Wang Yuan looked left, right, up and down, but he couldn't see a single point of dissatisfaction from the cat.He scribbled down a few lines in his notebook, then stood up and shook hands with Kan Ze, "I'll ask someone to negotiate about the schedule."

He paused, unsure: "It has a schedule, right?"

"Of course." Kan Ze smiled softly, "It's not the estrus season anymore. Xiao Hua has enough energy and talent to perform this drama well."

He rubbed the cat's neck.Director Wang watched eagerly, couldn't help but stretched out his hand, and patted again, "Kan Ze..."

Kan Ze quickly put the cat in his pocket, and only a small head poked out from above.He said: "That's a deal."

Unable to hug him, Wang Yuan still had some regrets in his heart, leaned on the back of the chair and sighed, "It's decided, it's decided."

Where in the world is there a better cat actor.

He turned his head and asked his old friend for advice, "Old businessman?"

Shang Congyun stared at the hairy head that emerged to listen to their speech, "I have no objection."

"That's settled." Wang Yuan nodded, and asked again, "Where is Si Jing's schedule? Can you move?"

Kan Ze had already figured out the reason, and said, "Si Jing's family has something to do, so I can't join the group for the time being. I hope that Director Wang will concentrate first and finish filming Xiao Hua's scene, and then let Si Jing come over."

One is before the transformation, and the other is after the transformation. There are no repeated scenes, let alone rival scenes, and it doesn't matter if they are filmed together or not.Wang Yuan agreed, and said, "It's just that before that, it may have to train for a while."

Kan Ze glanced at the cat as if asking for advice, and nodded when he saw that the cat was invisible, and said, "Of course."

The two sides have negotiated and agreed, and the specific terms of cooperation will naturally be drawn up by Kanze Studio after that.At this moment, Kan Ze only needs to carry his little cutie in his arms, and take steps to go outside. After walking a long way, Wang Yuan is still smacking his lips, "How suitable."

He turned his head and smiled meaningfully at Shang Congyun.

"Old Shang, what did I say?...Huh?"

Shang Congyun remained silent.Wang Yuan was happy alone, and laughed haha, "Didn't you dislike cats that shed their hair just now?"

The old man said coldly, "It won't drop."

"That's the hell," Wang Yuan mercilessly poured cold water on him, "Except for hairless cats, all other cats will shed a little hair... How can you stand it with a personality like yours? You can't count on it Put it in a cage and clean it up every week? Don’t be ridiculous, you’ll go crazy within three days... What about people? What are you doing?”

He kept babbling on and on, but Shang Congyun didn't seem to hear him, and was still rubbing his fingertips intently. After a while, the old man took out his mobile phone and held it out in front of Wang Yuan.

Wang Yuan was shocked.

"Why did you give me your phone?"

He was completely puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, but when he looked at Shang Congyun again, he was still calm and composed, with no superfluous expressions, the corners of his mouth were tensed into a line, and he still looked very stern."Pass it to me now," he said.

"……what?"

"The picture of the cat just now."

Director Wang was shocked.

"How do you know what's in my phone?"

--nonsense.

Shang Congyun squinted at him.

I'm not blind, your dream cat is so cute and charming, how can it not occupy a place in your phone photo album?

He saw that Wang Yuan hadn't picked up the phone yet, so he simply reached out and fumbled for it, and found Wang Yuan's phone out of his pocket after a while.Clicking on the photo album, I found a folder with the title "Meow Meow Meow Meow". Inside, the short-legged cat stared wide-eyed, looking at everything with a serious and cute look.

Shang Congyunquan sent it to his account, but Wang Yuan still shouted unwillingly: "I found that all from Weibo!"

It was so easy to save so much, if you want it, you can go shopping yourself?

Where is there such a thing that steals people's heart and soul?

Shang Congyun turned a deaf ear to it, and still insisted on posting the cat photos, and then quickly opened a few of them, and posted a circle of friends.

[Look, cat. 】

There are only two words and one punctuation in the matching words, but the onlookers below were screamed so cutely that they almost wanted to stick their hands into the screen.

A row of people lined up to express their envy, which finally satisfied Mr. Shang's desire to show off a little.Watching his long series of movements, Wang Yuan couldn't help snorting.

I just said I hate cats.

Gee.

- Really fragrant.

On the other side, Si Jing, who was caught off guard by brushing his own picture in Mr. Shang's circle of friends: "..."

Didn’t I make a mistake? Didn’t I talk about ambition and learning ability before, wishing I could scold him from head to toe; but now that I saw the original shape, my attitude took a 180-degree turn, and I even started talking to my friends. Posted a photo of myself in the circle!

This operation is really convincing, what is the next step, use your own prosperous beauty as an emoticon bag?

Or come directly to steal yourself?

I thought it was over, but I didn't expect that Weibo was refreshed again, and Shang Congyun followed Yuan Fang.

...Needless to say, for cats.

Man, you say you hate it, but your body is honest...