The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The manager duo apparently didn't realize that the straight man of steel in front of them was not the same as the straight man of steel they understood...

Yuan Fang even vaguely felt that this person was talking nonsense.Straight men, do you have to point it out specifically?

But this is the person Kan Ze brought here, no matter how much nonsense you say, you can be forgiven, Yuan Fang said: "Brother Kan, this is..."

Kan Ze said concisely, "A new colleague."

Not only is the original animal like a rabbit, but it also has a somewhat similar temperament, always maintaining a strong curiosity.It was so easy to come down to the human world, and he didn't want to leave so easily, he wanted to come and experience it himself.

Similar to the meaning of rich children going to the countryside to experience a poor life.

It didn't matter to Kan Ze, since he made a request, he simply arranged people in the studio. If any trouble really happened, it would be better to end up with his own people.

The beast is also a self-professional person, and he didn't need his instructions at all, so he took Yuan Fang's arm on his own, and said affectionately: "Is this interesting?"

From what Yuan Fang thought, he didn't look like he was hired to work, but rather like a kid from a rich family.People in the entertainment industry have good eyesight, let alone the boss personally brought it here, Yuan Fang had a premonition in his heart, and he didn't treat him like an ordinary employee, and replied: "It's quite interesting."

The black beast laughed even deeper.

"That's great," he said briskly, "Go into your room and see, wow, there are so many straight men of steel! So straight, so straight, awesome!"

Second Monk Yuan Fangzhang couldn't figure it out and was dragged away by him, so he had to laugh a few times, "Our place...is indeed all straight men."

Fang Yuandao pushed his glasses and followed behind silently.

"Really?" said the beast, "Then do you have a goddess?"

"Yes, international supermodel..."

The voice gradually faded away, and Kan Ze stood where he was, vaguely feeling that he had seen through something.

...Is it an illusion?

Where in the world are there so many bent mosquito coils?

-

The bright red pennant was festively hung on the wall of the tavern, and the monsters coming and going had to look sideways.

I have been a demon for so many years, and I have heard of everything, but someone like a fox can be awarded an enthusiastic citizen by the local government...

This is the first time to see, strange.

The expressions of the monsters are like visiting a zoo.

The fox vaguely knew that this was Si Jing's work, but it was hard to say, and couldn't help but call and ask when there was no one else: "What's the matter? Are you going to be a good student, a positive young man?"

Si Jing's voice was languid, panting slightly, and he chuckled, "No way?"

His voice seemed to have a hook, and it was hooked into people's hearts all of a sudden, with a faint shaking sound.The fox's mind froze, he couldn't help shivering slightly, he held the phone even tighter, and said in disbelief: "You can't be..."

Si Daxie obviously failed to understand his point, "Huh?"

Fuck!Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! !

The fox was shocked, isn't this too intense?

"The next time you do something like this, don't answer the phone," the fox strongly condemned, "Is it not good for the physical and mental health of young people? Hang up!"

He hung up angrily.Si Jing stared at the phone screen for a long while speechless, then raised his arm and pressed the button to get off the treadmill.His hair was slightly damp with sweat, and now it was slightly pressed to his forehead, a solid-colored towel was placed around his neck, and the edge of the black racer-shaped vest was rolled up a little, revealing a strong and smooth abdominal line.Si Jing stretched out his hand to stroke his hair, quite dazed.

"What?"

He is not a particularly strong physique, his body looks more like it is between a teenager and a young man, but because every muscle is just right, and his body is slender and flexible, he looks particularly seductive.The two eye-catching long legs stepped forward, did a simple stretch, and the ankle moved again.

A compulsory course for actors, the body is also the key.Although due to the different requirements of roles, muscles are not required, but health is absolutely a must.Teacher Shang saw him coming out and checked his watch.

"Finish?"

"Well," Si Jing wiped his sweat with a towel, and said, "It's finished."

The old man couldn't help but look at him a few more times.

Five kilometers is neither long nor short; Si Jing finished it at such a fast speed, and looked quite relaxed, which is enough to show that he does not do a lot of exercise in normal times.Looking at the obvious mermaid lines and abdominal muscle lines on the abdomen, the old man has a spectrum in his heart.

It seems that the body is not bad.

The figure is also very beautiful.

He didn't know that those beautiful lines on the abdomen were all engraved by Si Jing with a toothpick after asking Jiaolong...

The imitations are all top statues, how can it not be beautiful.

In fact, the kitty has a round and hairy belly, and a small piece will protrude slightly after eating too much fish. It feels very good to the touch, but it is just hidden at the moment.

Teacher Shang is worthy of his reputation, and the content he teaches is extremely extensive.All kinds of expressions of emotion are graded by him. There are very detailed tutorials on the approximate level of each level and what kind of eyes need to be used to respond.It was the first time for Si Jing to come into contact with this kind of theoretical teaching, and he was very interested.

He did everything well except for a tear scene where he got stuck.

Si Jing is not someone who likes to cry.Even if he got emotional, he couldn't hold back a single tear from his eyes.

"Cry, cry!" Teacher Shang roared, "Imagine that you are a girl whose feelings have been cheated by a scumbag right now, you have to cry in despair, with anger in your heart—"

The Si boss who was able to defeat a hundred with one enemy tried hard to rely on his weakness and innocence, his eyes were flushed from being squeezed.

"Now that scumbag is in front of you," Teacher Shang guided, "What will you do?"

"..."

Boss Si imagined for a moment, then slowly squatted down.

"You... huh?"

The old man was dumbfounded.I saw Si Jing squatting down first, and then made a gesture of grabbing something on the ground, then stood up straight, and threw the thing he was holding towards the non-existent actor in front of him.His eyebrows were raised, his eyes were staring, his breasts were fierce, and his voice was quite bold, "I'll throw him a rat!"

Old man: "..."

He almost stuffed Si Jing back to rebuild.

The result is of course a failure.Si Jing returned home with today's homework, thinking how he could cry all the way, angry and sad.

... Tsk.

This possibility is really not great.

He asked Yuan Fang: "How can I cry as quickly as possible?"

Yuan Fang pointed out the fastest way for him, "Go and wipe some tear gas."

Si Jing touched his chin.

Tear gas sticks and eye drops have always been the magic weapon for many actors to face crying scenes.But Si Jing didn't like this opportunistic way very much, he kicked the seat in front of him slowly, "It's gone?"

"Yes." Yuan Fang said casually, "You can still peel an onion."

onion……

Si Jing bought the biggest onion in the small supermarket in front of the door, and took it home to prepare to feel the feeling of tears falling down uncontrollably.He fumbled to wash the onion in his hand, and immediately peeled it off. The local onion was very spicy, and Si Jing felt his eyes swell when he took out the heart of the onion.

He didn't think much about it, he rubbed it with his hands, and immediately paused: "..."

coming!

Feel like crying!

Physiological tears poured out of the eye sockets uncontrollably and fell down. Si Jing sat cross-legged on the sofa, his eyes were red, and his eyes were like two faucets that were turned on, crackling.

There were voices outside the door.Fang Yuandao's voice got closer and closer, "...it's tomorrow afternoon...the script has been handed over to director Wang Yuan..."

Kan Ze nodded and hummed.

Fang Yuandao opened the door, knowing that Kan Ze was extremely concerned about this matter, and reported it in great detail.It's just that he was still a little puzzled, and asked politely: "Brother Kan, is he planning to try his hand at screenwriting? I'm afraid it won't be easy..."

Not only is it not easy, people say that interlacing is like a mountain.The job of screenwriting is different from simply writing articles. Characters’ personalities are basically reflected through dialogue. Scenes, dialogues, subtexts... all have to be pondered. It’s not much easier than spending a few months filming a movie.

In addition, the income is not high, so it is not a good field to try.

However, Kan Ze seemed to have made up his mind to write a script by himself.He moved quickly, and it was not yet January, and he had already finished writing the script in the gap between the announcements, and was about to hand it over to Wang Yuan to invite him to shoot.Fang Yuandao also glanced over it hastily, it was about a cat.The cat described in the script is short-legged, fierce-tempered, with a white belly and milk-tea-colored fur. Just looking at the description, it is a down-to-earth cutie.

"..."

He vaguely felt that when the movie was released, it would be another carnival day for cat slaves.

Moreover, those adjectives...why do they all look so familiar?

Fang Yuandao opened the door and saw the light on.

"Si Jing has come back?"

He was also familiar with the house, so he found a pair of slippers to change, and Kan Ze first strode into the living room.Looking at them, the two were startled. The young man was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, and his hair was a little messy. He raised his eyes and looked at them, "You're back..."

Kan Ze's head buzzed.

He took bigger and bigger steps, a few steps across the large living room, and gently caressed the kitten's face with his hand.The familiar face was wronged for some reason at the moment, the eye sockets were flushed, and the mercury-like clear eyes were filled with tears that could not be shed, and even the long and dense eyelashes were covered with water drops.

The little curly hair was messed up, and Si Jing wanted to cry alone.

"Ugh..."

Fang Yuandao, who was following behind, gasped.

This appearance is simply too far from the image of a bully in the circle. Si Jing usually doesn't get hooked with the word "weak", he is more like a bully who bullies others everywhere - he doesn't look like the weak one, but rather bullies the weak the one.

But seeing him red-eyed and aggrieved now, the Heavenly King's heart can soften.Fang Yuandao pushed his glasses, feeling a little distressed, let alone Kan Ze who hurt him to the bone.Catnip pursed her lips tightly, hugged him up, her heart was trembling, her eyes were bloodshot, and she kissed his forehead one after another.

"Baby, what's the matter?"

The manager was terrified by his shouting, and raised his eyelids to look at Si Jing, and now the little ancestor put his hands on his eyes, crying even harder.

The round teardrops overflowed, and the man was completely panicked. He took his hand away, and unquestionably stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick it.

"good……"

Si Jing grabbed his lapel, rested his head on his chest, and rubbed back and forth.Catnip Grass felt distressed by this action, and wished she could throw the culprit into the frying pan to vent her anger.

He coaxed for a long while, Fang Yuandao followed around at a loss, and finally heard Si Jing tell the whole story.

"It's so spicy!" He finally opened his mouth, but when he opened his mouth, he complained, "Why is this onion so hot? No matter how I wash it, it can't be washed...I have used hand sanitizer twice!"

Kan Ze: "..."

Fang Yuan said: "..."

The real estate agent couldn't help thinking, this little ancestor can really be a demon.

The catnip grass's tense back relaxed, and he took a basin of warm water to wipe him off.On that day, the big onions turned into scrambled eggs with onions, which were placed on their dining table.

In order to avenge this revenge, Si Jing ate most of the plate by himself.

Before going to bed, Si Jing pulled Lao Gong and told his troubles very seriously.

He won't cry.

This is not a joke, even in the dark age, Si Jing never cried.His back was always straight, never bowed, let alone cried.

Catnip pondered for a while, then answered him: "I cried."

The big boss Gulu turned over, with his long legs sandwiching him, his eyes widened, full of dissatisfaction.

"When did I cry?"

A big guy like him is a real man with strong bones!An indomitable man!cry?

How could such a word that would damage the image of a big boss appear in his dictionary?

The little ancestor rode on him to ask the teacher about his crimes, and Kan Ze indulgently stretched out his hands to protect his waist to prevent him from falling over, "I really cried."

"When?" Si Jing questioned.

"At once--"

In the next second, Si Jing's position suddenly moved to the bottom.Kan Ze pressed him, and the distance was suddenly shortened, and his chest seemed to be clinging to each other without hindrance.Si Jing could hear the sound of his heart beating suddenly, but he couldn't tell whether the sound was his own or Kan Ze's.

Breathing and smelling each other, Si Jing was stunned by the breath, and his voice was in a trance, as if separated by clouds, "When?"

Kan Ze laughed softly, and put his palm in naturally.

"At a time like this."

Si Jing's legs went limp, his calves trembled slightly, and he said in a low voice, "Nonsense..."

His hands hugged the man's neck tightly.

Kan Ze touched the cat thoroughly, and replied calmly and forcefully: "Is it nonsense, you have to practice it to know."

He pulled up the quilt.

Kan Ze's thoughts on this aspect are actually not strong.In the previous 1000 years, he didn't even sprout half a flower bud, so there was nothing wrong with him, and he lived as he should; until he met Si Jing, the switch in his body was completely turned on, and he looked like a fairy full of immortality on weekdays. People, in fact, bloom at every turn, gathering honey and pollinating, a group of hooligans.

If the fans who look up to him find out, they will definitely lose their fans immediately.

The old hooligan spoke softly and used all his skills on the bed. Not only did he spend his time as the main force, but he also had to use his stems and leaves as a support.He doesn't like tricks very much, but he especially likes to wrap the cat cubs with his own leaves, tightly cuffing his wrists, coaxing and pampering his mouth, and his kisses are full of affection, but the catnip flowers that bloom are fierce A group of them can give Si Jing five or six fans in one night, and Si Jing's waist is almost broken, and sometimes he even has the illusion that he is about to be rubbed to pieces.

The boat pushed the waves away, pushed and pushed, and the boat capsized.

The water splashed up and completely submerged the boat.

Practice has proved that Si Jing can still cry.Although she was crying while trying to kick her legs limply, thinking of kicking the man down, it was still crying.

...It's just that this kind of crying has no effect on Si Jing.

He can't show everyone the first, second and third seasons of "I'm in Deep Contact with Catnip Flowers" at the shooting scene of the crying scene, right?

Si Jing went to class with unfinished homework and a body that was about to be scrapped, which made the old man head down.

"I asked you to go back to learn the crying scene. Are you going back to learn to cut in half? Huh?"

Si Jing supported his sore waist, speechless.

Fortunately, other than that, his progress is quite obvious. Teacher Shang is still very satisfied with this student.He and Wang Yuan have been good friends for many years, and there is a sense of sympathy for each other. Wang Yuan got a good script and excitedly came to him as an art director.

The old man opened it, and his eyelids twitched when he saw the subject clearly.

"a cat?"

Wang Yuan emphasized: "It's a cat with short legs."

Do short legs understand?

Can I add another accent for you, that's short legs!

Can it be the same as a normal cat?

Teacher Shang didn't get the point at all.What difference does it make if the legs are short or not?The point is, a normal human being like him can't understand the meaning of this setting at all, "If you don't take photos of good people, why should you take pictures of cats? Where in this world are there more interesting creatures than people?"

He shook the script, snorted, and shook his head again and again.

"Let's say it's this kind of cat that resists the Japanese War—this is ridiculous. Are you really going to find a real cat to play? Where can you find it? Even if you do find it, just give it a training class. Enough for you to drink a jug."

He is obviously very pessimistic, "I can't start watching this movie at all. If it is actually filmed, there will be no audience."

Wang Yuan was very surprised.How can there be no audience?

"We haven't finished the story of people, how can we tell about cats?" Teacher Shang still shook his head, "This is unrealistic, unrealistic."

But even so, for the sake of his old friend, he still agreed to go to the set to help out when the time comes.It just sounds like a fantasy, "Are you busy looking for an art director now? Have you found the main actor?"

Wang Yuan nodded, and said as it should be, "I found it."

I found it, a tailor-made role, but it fits well.

Even the script was written by their studio boss himself!

-

Yuan Fang received the strangest announcement ever.There were two names written on the notice, and they were both invited to shoot Wang Yuan's new movie. Yuan Fang was naturally happy to be able to cooperate with Wang Yuan again, but looking at the two names, he couldn't understand, "This little flower...is who?"

Is there such a person in their studio? ?

Or did I accidentally write it wrong?

No one else in the circle is called Xiao Hua anymore...

Manager Yuan was at a loss, and after asking around, he failed to find out who this little flower was, so he simply called Wang Yuan and asked if he had accidentally made a mistake.The big director over there was very angry at his dantian, "I remember correctly, it's Si Jing's cat, Si Jing's cat!"

"..."

What?

"I've seen the photos," Wang Yuan recalled quite well, remembering that he had seen photos of Si Jing's cat, "I was very impressed by those short legs, and it happened that its image and the playwright's The image portrayed is exactly the same, which makes me feel even more rare. I sincerely hope that he can participate in the shooting and become the most precious male lead in this film."

Yuan Fang: "..."

A cat is the hero.

are you crazy?

Is this group of people crazy? ?

Si Jing also received the news, and the world fell apart immediately.

What?

If I have to act, wouldn't it mean that both the original me and the current me have to be on stage?

He hesitated for a while, vaguely feeling that this matter was a bit absurd.Yuan Fang was beside him at the moment, and couldn't help complaining: "I don't know what Brother Kan is thinking, I'm trying to write the script myself, and the actors may not be able to arrive at the moment—Si Jing, what's wrong?"

The young man beside him suddenly stood up, Si Jingli stood upright, and asked, "Did Kan Ze write it?"

"That's right," Yuan Fang was also confused, "You don't know?"

He had already heard about it from Fang Yuandao.

"..."

Si Jing stared at a small part of the script uploaded from his mobile phone, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and his eyelashes began to tremble.He doesn't think that Kan Ze has the leisure time to pursue these things, so there is only one reason left——

for him.

For his punishment.

So these days the busy feet don't touch the ground, day and night, this is what I'm busy with, right?

I was careful not to let him know, and met with the director and producer repeatedly for this, right?

How much effort did Kan Zede put in?

For some reason, the sockets of his eyes became slightly hot, as if the onion from the previous few days slowly and actively peeled off its skin, it was inexplicably hot.Si Jing stretched out his hand to press his eye sockets, stared fixedly at the first few paragraphs of the script, and suddenly pursed his lips.

"I act."

"That's right, you—huh?"

Yuan Fang was shocked.

How did you act?

"It's not just me acting," Si Jing said slowly, "My cat must also have a name in the film."

"..."

Si Jing asked: "But anything is fine, you can't be called Xiao Hua!"

He almost had a psychological shadow on the name.

Yuan Fang immediately contacted the crew that hadn't been fully formed yet, and tactfully expressed his wish to change Si Jing's character name.Wang Yuan was easy to talk to, especially now that he was waiting for the short-legged cat of Si Jing's family to use its extremely short legs to support the film crew's box office. It would not be difficult to change the name or something.

He passed the revised script to Yuan Fang that night.Yuan Fang opened it and took a look——

Good guy.

The name has indeed been changed, and it's not Xiao Hua.

They gave it a more rustic name, "Cuihua'er."

Calling out the full name can also be imposing, "Zhang Cuihua, Zhang Cuihua!"

Si Jing: "...die."