The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Yuan Fang himself was a little unclear about what this was all about.Standing in front of the car, he was inevitably a little embarrassed, and he still had a temper that he didn't understand, so he didn't raise his steps, "What's going on, can you not understand?"

He didn't believe that Fang Yuan really didn't understand.After all, who is not an agent? What’s the matter? I’ve been watching the two bosses mix oils in front of me all day. If it’s good, I just need to find 502 glue to stick them together. If you don’t understand, then you’re not stupid. , That is stupid and blind, blind and blind.

People with IQs close to normal humans can basically understand how that happened just now.

But Fang Yuandao pushed the glasses on his face at this moment, pretending to be serious, "I really don't understand."

"..."

"Teach me," Fang Yuandao said, "Didn't you say that you want to go and see something new? — Let's go together."

... Fuck.

Yuan Fang's anger caused by the parrot just now exploded completely.

Go! Go! Go!

Isn't it just to watch a movie? It's like no one has seen it!

If you have the guts to call me to see it, don’t run away if you have the guts!

He really opened the car door and sat in by himself.Although Fang Yuandao knew his temperament, he didn't expect him to be so angry, so he couldn't help but look sideways at him again.Yuan Fang snapped the seat belt on, still sneering: "Don't run if you have the guts."

Fang Yuan hummed, and gave him another meaningful look.

"I'm not running, but I'm not sure if you will run or not."

"Am I running away?" Yuan Fang said, "I'm a real man!"

Really man!

Where would you get cold feet?

He sat firmly in the car, motionless.Suddenly remembered something, fingers unconsciously rubbing the seat belt for a long time, finally couldn't hold back to ask.

"The ones who came last time...are they really your parents?"

Fang Yuandao turned the steering wheel, and when he heard this topic, his complexion was obviously not as good-looking as before, but he was not angry, and only hummed lightly.

Yuan Fang felt strange in his heart, and said, "Your parents... are not like you at all."

Fang Yuan laughed.

"It wasn't like this before," he said unhurriedly. "When I was young, they all had good jobs. Although they didn't live in a big city, they didn't have anything to worry about raising me and my brother. Every day I leave school When I go home, there will be a smell in the kitchen, and my mother’s braised pork is very good, and I will share it with the neighbors after cooking.”

Yuan Fang frowned: "Then..."

"It didn't work after that," Fang Yuan said calmly, "They followed my brother and joined the MLM organization."

Life changed completely after that.No one cares about cooking anymore. What they are busy and thinking about every day is that they can make a lot of money, move to a better place, and buy many houses.When they first waded into this muddy water, the couple would find some reasons, saying that it was for their son to marry a wife in the future, and for a better life for the family...

In the future, I didn't even bother to find such a reason.In a family of four, three of them couldn't extricate themselves from the fantasy of getting rich soon, and the only sober youngest son became a stumbling block preventing them from making money.Don't talk about pain and love anymore, I just itch my teeth with hatred. One more thing to say is "Are you happy to see your mother die?" There is no reason at all.

At that time, Fang Yuandao himself had just joined the performing arts company, so he was not considered an orthodox manager, but only an assistant.His career is on the rise, and he doesn't have much time to go home, but when he goes back, the situation has changed drastically, and he has become the most redundant one among them.

If he failed to brainwash him, he would almost be expelled from the family.

Yuan Fang Na Ne, he lived in a very simple environment since he was a child. In fact, he only saw this kind of vocabulary in newspapers and TV.So he opened his mouth for a long time, not knowing what to say, so he asked softly, "Can't call the police?"

Fang Yuandao said, "Reported."

It didn't help.It is a big company, and it is a big taxpayer, and it cannot be shaken.The anger of the family members of several victims is like a mayfly shaking a tree, not to mention any damage, it is a joke to take it out.

Kneeling and kneeling, crying and crying, all kinds of moves have been used.He really had no choice but to make this family farther and farther away from him. Fang Yuandao is now a sole agent, and has handled various matters for Kan Ze, big and small.But it is just this kind of housework, the more difficult it is to manage, in the end, it is simply out of sight, and it is far away to clean up, and only pay them a large sum of maintenance every month.

How did they know that they could come to the door again.

Yuan Fang frowned and asked, "What about now?"

Fang Yuandao said, "I gave them money yesterday and let them go."

Yuan Fang obviously disagreed, "It's useless for you to give money now. If you give it, they will still invest in those projects. In the end, they won't even be able to get back the money. Without the money, they will still come to ask for..."

Fang Yuandao smiled wryly, and asked, "What can I do?"

Yuan Fang was dumbfounded for a moment.

Yes, after all, they are still parents, and the grace of birth is always there.Even if it is no longer what he remembered when he was young, he is still a parent after all.Fang Yuandao was incapable of pulling them back from the fork, so he couldn't really harden his heart and ignore them.

He didn't say anything more, maybe because he felt that these things were too heavy, he was silent for a long time, then his hand suddenly reached up, and patted the back of Fang Yuandao's hand.

Fang Yuandao turned his head, glanced at him, saw his expression, and suddenly smiled.

"Distressed?"

"My heart hurts," Yuan Fang sighed, "If I knew your family background was like this, I wouldn't let people spread rumors on the post bar. You have a backstage with a marketing account of [-]..."

Fang Yuan laughed out loud.

He thought Yuan Fang was really a miraculous person.No matter when and what situation, this person always has the ability to make himself laugh, just like catching parrots all over the room just now, doing ridiculous things that make people laugh, but they can't feel disgusted.

And when you think about it, it's even kind of cute.

After Yuan Fang said this, he felt hot on his face. He regretted bringing up those things about being his opponent, and hurriedly said, "We will be in the same studio later, and I will let them take those black people. Everything was deleted."

Fang Yuan said thoughtfully: "Then the one where I was actually taken care of by the rich woman...?"

Yuan Fangte felt aggrieved, and hurriedly clarified: "That's not me! I didn't say it! The most serious thing is that I only made it up to where you might have a backstage, and I didn't specify the men and women in the backstage at all!"

Fang Yuan laughed loudly.The atmosphere in the car was a bit weird, Yuan Fang felt uncomfortable when he laughed, and felt that the other party looked at him like he was looking at Si Jing's stupid short-legged cat jumping down the steps.He muffled: "Stop laughing."

Fang Yuandao said, "I just find it interesting."

...It's not interesting, okay?

Yuan Fang opened the window a little, then remembered something, took out a bottle of hand cream from his bag and began to apply it.The exquisite boy Yuan Fang has all kinds of small things in his bag, and often even girls feel inferior. It's not that he looks feminine or has a feminine style, but he cares more about his body.

This is also taught by his mother.I apply some skin care products every day, and the nourished skin is smooth and tender.

Fang Yuandao looked at it, and suddenly stretched out his hand while waiting for the red light, "I want it too."

Seeing his miserable family background, Yuan Fang squeezed a big lump on the back of his hand for nothing.Fang Yuandao spread it on the back of his hand, but he didn't wipe it evenly, there were white marks on the east and west.Yuan Fang is also used to being Si Jing's old mother. Seeing that this person is wearing hand cream like this, he is one head and two big. Taking advantage of the red light at this moment, he simply grabbed his hand and wiped it on him personally. Yun, "You have to come here..."

Fang Yuandao pointedly hummed, "Thank you for teaching."

The tactile sensation of rubbing between the fingers is a bit strange, and there is also an indescribable heat.Yuan Fang withdrew his hand, saw the car turning into an unfamiliar alley, and couldn't help but be taken aback, "Where are you going?"

Fang Yuan said, "Go shopping."

He opened the door and got out of the car. After a while, he got back into the car with a small memory card.Yuan Fang stared blankly, and saw him stuffing things into his pockets calmly, as if nothing had happened, "Your new thing."

... Fuck!

Yuan Fang came to his senses in an instant, and felt that he was blind when he felt sorry for him just now.What is so distressing about such a thing?This is clearly a wolf with a big tail!

Fang Yuandao suppressed a smile: "Do you want Europe, America, Japan and South Korea, or the domestic series of passion?"

"..." Yuan Fang said gloomyly, "I'm going to stew that bird."

Don't say anything, make bird soup, it's time to stew and make bird soup!

After all, he followed Fang Yuandao back home.

Xu Shi shared some unknown things, and the relationship felt a little closer than ordinary colleagues. Yuan Fang finished reading his enlightenment work in this kind of getting along that made him feel comfortable.At that time, there was no reaction, her face was neither red nor out of breath, and she even turned her head at Fang Yuandao triumphantly: "It's nothing..."

But when the two of them were forced to sleep on the only bed in the bedroom at night, this reaction came, and it was even more violent than anything Yuan Fang had ever felt.

Like floods, tsunamis, typhoons.The feeling swept over him and engulfed him instantly, leaving him no room to breathe.The feet of the two of them rubbed against each other slightly in the quilt, and the fire burned all the way into the dream, all invisible figures were undulating above him, overlapping like ghosts, and smiling triumphantly at him.

When Yuan Fang was lying on the bed, he even vaguely wondered if he had a convulsion, or if he was soaked by the indescribable wind in such a night, and his mind was broken.He jumped up from the bed on his feet, and locked the bathroom door hastily. Before he started, Fang Yuandao got up somehow, and kept knocking on the door outside.

"Yuan Fang? Yuan Fang?"

Manager Yuan was even more anxious.

"what?"

Fang Yuan said in a gentle manner, "I want to go to the bathroom."

Yuan Fang stared at him.

How about coaxing ghosts, knocking on the door for a long time in the middle of the night, just to find such a good time to come in and go to the bathroom?

He was furious: "Fang Yuandao, tell me the truth, did you secretly take the phone?"

The voice of the real estate agent outside was a bit strange.

"……cell phone?"

When Yuan Fang thought he was used to belongings, and he had just woken up from a dream, and his consciousness was still a little unconscious, he opened his mouth and asked, "To be honest, do you want to secretly take pictures of me at this time, and then use it to blackmail me!"

"..."

Fang Yuandao said dumbly: "Oh, then think about it that way."

this fool.

With such a low IQ, how did he become his opponent at that time?

Is it really because Si Jing's personal charm is too strong?

-

They advanced by leaps and bounds on this side, and Si Jing on the other side was not idle.It will be Kan Ze's birthday soon, and the catnip grass will be born, Si Jing is really happy from the bottom of his heart.He originally planned to celebrate the other party's birthday with a base of more than one thousand, but he was stopped by Kan Ze, who has been preoccupied with age since he raised a tender cat, "There is no need to celebrate."

"Why?"

Si Jing was not happy.

"Wouldn't it be nice to have a birthday party?"

Kan Ze laughed: "Is there still a birthday party?"

Fang Sijing said here, of course it has to be opened.Boss Si has always been the kind of person who likes to take care of younger brothers, not to mention that Kan Ze's identity and family background are with him, and they share unknown secrets together, so they have a stronger sense of intimacy, which is comparable to ordinary brothers who meet by chance. friends are much closer.If it was on him, he naturally didn't care much about his birthday. After all, Si Jing's own birthday was just randomly picked by the fox later on when he was applying for his identity.

It's not really a special day.

Kan Ze's is a serious anniversary, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with saying it is a birthday.Si Jing didn't say anything, but his eyes were obviously fluctuating, and he secretly poked and wanted to make a big one for someone.

With a wave of his hand, the group of demons gathered again.

[Your friend "kneel down and call you Lord" invites you to join the group chat]

[Kneel down and call Master: My grass is celebrating its birthday soon.What do you think I should give away? 】

The range of options is simply too great.The monsters swiped in a mess, and all the elixir, magic weapon and spiritual weapon came out.Jiaolong's father said that he can even do a full-body spa for his son-in-law on his birthday, pulling him into the shape he wants, and growing wherever he wants.

Si Jing was very dismissive of this.After all, what Jiaolong pulls out is not only a question of whether it is long or not, but also whether it is thin or not.

It's too thin...not a good thing either.

After all, although he doesn't admit it, Si Jing really doesn't want the big mushroom to grow into an enoki mushroom - this is not conducive to building a harmonious relationship.

These singles come up with random ideas, and none of them are reliable.Si Jing watched these cronies yelling, his forehead twitched, and he simply disbanded the group, so the world was quiet.

Later, when the variety show was filming, he quietly consulted Bai Hongli with this question.

Unexpectedly, when Bai Hongli heard this, his face turned red instantly, and he kept waving at him, as if he had a story to tell.When Si Jing asked again, he stumbled and said: "I, this kind of thing, I'm not very clear..."

Si Jing: "..."

But your expression clearly doesn't say that.

The big fat carp was shy and timid, his serious and indifferent senior had lost his appearance at some point.He blushed for a while, but finally couldn't help Si Jing asking again and again, telling the truth: "Huan Yu... celebrated my birthday."

Si Jing vaguely felt that there was big news here.

"He..." The voice of the big fat carp was as thin as a mosquito, "He wore a skirt, tied a red ribbon for himself, and tied a bow..."

The boss understands.Glancing at Bai Hongli, he felt wrong again, "Is he eating you, or are you eating him?"

Bai Hongli was ashamed and ashamed, his eyes fixed on his toes, and he said, "The one in front, the one in front."

Suddenly, Si Jing was immediately satisfied, thinking that this was the right thing to do.

Bai Hongli is not as powerful and domineering as him, how could it be an attack?

He thought for a while, then hesitated: "...butterfly?"

Bai Hongli's face was hot.Si Jing asked again: "How do you feel?"

If others dared to ask about this kind of thing, Bai Hongli would have been angry.But it was Si Jing who spoke, and he replied honestly: "Very good."

"Just very?"

"Special, very good."

Si Jing was thoughtful.

He never gave anyone a birthday.In this regard, the short-legged cat is actually a simple cat that knows nothing, and does not understand how these complex human rules work.Yuan Fang also knew that his artistes were not good at dealing with the world, and he would handle all those who needed to deal with people, practice Tai Chi, go around in circles and give gifts, and he had very low requirements on Si Jing.

Now that Si Jing had heard his idea, he secretly wrote something down in his small notebook.

When changing the straps, a makeup artist came to touch up the makeup.Looking up again, Yuan Fang was also standing not far away, playing with his mobile phone, as if he had just hung up the phone, but his face was a little strange, and he looked at himself from time to time.Si Jing paused, and called out to him, "Yuan Fang!"

Manager Yuan just came over, reached out to pat him, and asked, "Are you tired?"

"Not tired," Si Jing said, looking at his expression, a little surprised, "Why do you have such a face?"

"Hi," Yuan Fang forced a smile, "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just..."

It was almost a endorsement that had been agreed to be cut off halfway.

Si Jing accepted Wang Yuan's film, and his performance in the variety show was also quite impressive. The momentum only moved forward but not backward, and the number of fans became more and more.Under such a big situation, there are not many brands looking for him to discuss cooperation.Yuan Fang picked and picked, and found a suitable international skin care brand among them, which is also a well-known trademark, and they have already started negotiating contracts.

It can be said that he missed the goal, how could he have thought that this kick would be missed?

The one who cut off the beard is also an old acquaintance, Song Wenlun.Si Jing hadn't heard the name for a while, and only knew that the other party was still bouncing around in this circle, but he didn't bother to pay attention to how far he was bouncing, so he couldn't help raising his eyes, and stared at Yuan Fang again, with doubt.

Yuan Fang smiled wryly, and said, "He's lucky."

I received a seemingly ordinary youth school drama, but who would have thought that this one would become a hit, regardless of Song Wenlun's character, but his appearance is really nothing to say, he looks clean and quite youthful The appearance of a boy.In this way, there will be new fans chasing after him, almost wanting to praise him to the sky, opening his mouth and shutting up is a "fairy descending from the mortal world".

Boss Si frowned, "Fairy for dinner?"

Why is it called this ghost name?

"It's down to earth." Yuan Fang corrected, "His company seems to have really put in a lot of effort this time, and quietly let him shoot Director Wang's scene. I don't know where the resources come from, but it's actually a lot... Maybe it will collide with the release time of "Out of the Fortress"."

Si Jing didn't really care about the endorsement, but he cared a lot about the operation of snatching his own endorsement.

The last one who dared to do this was Kan Ze. ——What happened afterwards?

Oh yes, he has become a man.

But that's Kan Ze, other people can't enjoy this treatment.Si Jing is still a short-legged cat protecting food when he meets others. Even if he doesn't care much about endorsements, it doesn't mean he can be cut off so easily.

What's the matter?To provoke the big guys in his circle?

Si Jing narrowed his eyes slightly, and Yuan Fang lowered his head to reply to the angry growl of his studio partner, but when he raised his head, he felt that his eyes were dazzled.

He seemed to see a fleeting blue-blue color in Si Jing's eyes.

-

Hot searches on Weibo have been fermenting since the morning, and they are as lively as ever.

There is no major news in today's trending search, no heavyweight artist announced a love affair, and no artist was arrested for taking drugs. The top trending searches are just some insignificant things that fans spontaneously topped.People who eat melon passers-by just look at it, and don't even have the idea of ​​clicking in.

What really attracted a little attention was an entry that popped up out of nowhere, and it jumped up to the top three like a rocket, and it stayed firmly.

"Si Jing Song Wenlun's endorsement is tearing up"

All of a sudden, the eyes of countless passers-by turned.

...Holy shit, Si Jing?

Fuck, blah, blah, is it really Sijing? ?

Speaking of which, Si Jing has been keeping a low profile for too long recently.First I joined a group for filming, and then for variety show shooting. Except for occasionally being able to capture a few fresh moving pictures when I was encountered by passers-by on the street, it was basically difficult to see them again at other times.The last time it attracted widespread attention was when the assistant director of the lighting team of "Out of the Fortress" sneered for support.

At that time, many star-chasing girls really envied and hated the fans of Si Jing's family - this must be a blessing picked up in some lifetime, so that idols can speak publicly for fans.

Just don't spoil it too much and make people cry.

This is also the reason why many passers-by had a good impression of Si Jing after that.At any time, a person who knows how to be grateful and how to reciprocate is likable and worthy of praise.They also couldn't understand the behavior of some crew members taking fans as a prey, but they felt that Si Jing was a straight-faced man and a real man.

dick!

This is the most direct view of most people.Although it's not euphemistic to directly attack, who the hell cares?

With unreasonable people, what more euphemism is needed?

It's fine if you don't hit anyone.

Now he was on the hot search again, and the eyes of passers-by were immediately glued to him.Sure enough, it all turned out to be the news that Song Wenlun, the official spokesperson of the seed brand, just the day before, a well-informed fan of Si Jing's family quietly reminded everyone to remember to add seed's cosmetics to the shopping cart.

In this way, Jiehu basically didn't run away.

Coupled with the news that the schedules of the two movies might collide, the chaos suddenly became a mess.

Song Wenlun's fans left the stage early, and now they are already taking turns to control and criticize.

"Take Wen Lun baby away, we don't make an appointment, we don't make an appointment~"

"What does it matter to us to walk fans? Is it a mistake for us to win the endorsement?"

The last time they jointly endorsed famous watches, the main series were all worn by Si Jing, and the old enmity is still there.At this moment, new hatred is also added. The fans of both sides greet each other, and the scene is quite in line with the core values ​​​​of socialism.

Another pull, and a new trending search was pushed up.

"Song Wenlun Responds"

Si Jing: "???"

He clicked on it, and saw the so-called response.Song Wenlun posted on Weibo in a large size, "Looking forward to a fair and aboveboard contest on the silver screen."

Yuan Fang was terrified when he saw it, "It's over, this is going to force us to hype... Ancestor, listen to me, don't answer first, first--Ancestor? Did you answer?? What did you answer??? "

He roared and snatched the phone from Si Jing's hand, and then his vision went dark.

Those five words were like a hammer, hitting his fragile nerves hard.At this moment, Yuan Fang really wanted to hold the artist's hand and jump into the river together.

"Si Jing V: Looking forward to a hammer."

I would rather look forward to the hammer than to look forward to you.

Ha ha.

"..." Yuan Fang's eyes were grim, "Si Jing, today, either you die or I die!"