The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The taste changed halfway through the play.A word of love from you and a word of love from me completely got off track, and a big dazzling sun suddenly rose in the night.Si Jing was really a little scared, afraid that when he actually filmed this scene, his mind would be full of the stalks entwined from his wrist—he leaned on Kan Ze, and the comfortable grunt in his throat became a piece, and there was He flicked his hairy tail again and again.

Closed eyes half asleep and half awake, but smelled a familiar breath.Si Jing sniffled and opened his eyes, "What's the smell?"

Kan Ze handed over the things he had just taken out of the box, and the round fur ball rolled all the way in front of him.Si Jing patted his hand, then sniffed suspiciously.

"mine--"

"Well," Kan Ze said, "You're shedding hair."

After more than half of the spring, with more vitamin supplements, Si Jing's hair loss symptoms have almost healed.He rubbed the fur ball twice and burrowed into the quilt. After a while, the milk-brown round head managed to get out from the corner of the quilt, and started running and kicking the ball on the bed.

The two pillows were used as the goal, Si Jing stepped forward and missed the ball, almost knocked himself down.

He meowed aggressively and aggressively, and ran with his head on the bed.

The ball is made of felt that he dropped himself, and Si Jing smells it with a sense of intimacy. He bites, pushes and kicks, playing with his belly turned out without knowing it.Kan Ze watched, then calmly reached out and took out another one, and put it on the bed as well.

Short, thick, with small claws connected together underneath.

Si Jing ran over and kicked with the pad, feeling a little dazed.

--what is this?

Pillar?

so short?

He circled around twice and looked at it for a long time, but he still couldn't tell what it was.After staring at it for a while, Kan Ze placed the ball by his lap and compared it with a smile.

……Grass!

Boss Si suddenly woke up.

It's his legs that are so felt!

Kan Ze turned the little short leg that had been felt so hard to show him in all directions.The small plum blossoms at the bottom were also poked out carefully, dyed a little, pink and tender, quite lifelike, and even traces of thin sharp nails were drawn.Si Jing looked at it, but the hair on his back was blown up, and he slapped it with his tail, knocking the prosthetic leg down.

Nonsense... nonsense!

Where could his legs be so short?

Kan Ze said, "It's better to lie down and compare."

Si Jing raised his head and glanced at him, then walked away coldly kicking the ball all the way and flicking his tail, not wanting to really lie down and compare.

What can be compared, his legs must be longer than this.

Kan Ze didn't argue with him, he just took out a key ring and made a key chain for this short leg and put it on his body.When he went to the production team again, Yuan Fang saw it immediately, "What is that?...Oh, the legs of Si Jing's cat, right? Hahahahaha, the length is exactly the same! It really looks like it!"

Si Jing left the lunch box there, and suddenly lost his appetite.

What kind of eyes are these?

Yuan Fang was still researching excitedly, "Oh, it really looks like it, isn't it made of felt? How did it come out of felt? Even the color is exactly the same, so it could be its prosthetic limb—hey, hey?"

Seeing his artiste suddenly turn his face towards him, Yuan Fang was a little confused, "Why?"

With a serious face, Si Jing kicked his chair, and kicked Gululu, the manager with rollers under the chair, far away, and slid all the way to the other side of the room, "I want to eat the sesame seed on Dongdajie."

Yuan Fang swallowed.

"Ancestor, East Street is two or three hours' drive away. Why don't you just scrape together and eat box lunches? - Cheng Chengcheng, sesame cakes..."

After all, he couldn't resist Si Jing's eyes, and he resignedly tied his shoelaces tightly, "What kind of hard work have I been in all my life?"

Before he went out, he saw Fang Yuandao, who was supposed to bring his life assistant, came in alone.Fang Yuandao's expression was not good, he came in and closed the door before saying, "Something happened."

Si Jing straightened his back, and several people in the lounge looked at him.

"There is a problem with the car in the studio," Fang Yuandao explained briefly, "Four of our employees were injured and are still being treated in the hospital."

Si Jing frowned.

"What about the injury?"

"Fortunately," Fang Yuandao said, "there is no life-threatening danger. But those who are injured, have to lie down and rest for a while."

In order to join the crew as soon as possible, Kan Ze's previous work was piled up and completed. The workload was heavy, and the people who followed were also hard.On the afternoon when I arrived, I had just finished a cover shoot, and I didn’t bring all the daily necessities I needed. It happened that the two days were not very busy, so Fang Yuandao asked the life assistant who was about to join the team to bring over the things he didn’t bring. Make up for it all.

How can I think that there will be an accident halfway.

Fang Yuandao was extremely unhappy when this incident happened suddenly, he was both afraid and frightened.He has called and checked the monitoring several times. He has checked back and forth between the garage and the road many times, but he can't explain why the staff's vehicle brakes suddenly failed.If it weren't for the clever little assistant who drove the steering wheel and plunged into the green belt, I'm afraid it would not be as simple as a sprain and bruise.

There were no extra people in the studio, and now four of them were hospitalized at once, and the life assistant who came to take care of Si Jing was gone.Fang Yuandao said, "Brother Kan, I'm afraid I need to find some people to help first."

Kan Ze nodded.

"Employees who are hospitalized, remember to ask people to take care of them more. Did you hire a nurse?"

"Please," Fang Yuan said hurriedly, "I have also discussed the compensation with the insurance company. Their medical expenses will be deducted from our account, and the salary will be paid as usual. The compensation is being discussed with the family."

He handled everything in detail, and Kan Ze didn't ask any more questions.On the other hand, Yuan Fang felt scared just thinking about it, and asked, "I haven't found out the reason yet?"

Fang Yuandao's face was heavy, and he shook his head.

Yuan Fang sighed silently.

They are in the entertainment circle, which is already chaotic, not to mention that the two artists in the studio are both popular, and anti fans alone are enough to make people dizzy.If there are some bad intentions, I'm afraid it will be more troublesome.

Fang Yuandao moved very quickly. Two days later, the two new life assistants came to the crew with their luggage to report.Having just arrived, the two still couldn't let go, so they asked Yuan Fang in a low voice: "Brother Yuan, what do we need to do now?"

Si Jing was filming at the moment, Yuan Fang stared at him intently, secretly lamenting the rapid progress of his artists, and said casually: "No need. Let's watch here first."

They all signed the non-disclosure agreement, so I'm not afraid of them revealing any plot.The two little assistants stood aside, like two wooden stakes, not daring to move.

Wang Yuan shouted: "Cut!"

At the end of the scene, Si Jing and the supporting actress briefly said a few words, then rolled up the sleeves of the large ancient costumes, gasped softly, trotted over, and hurriedly took the electric fan from Yuan Fang's hand.

"It's hot, it's so hot." He opened the neckline of his clothes a little, wishing he could tuck a small electric fan into his clothes from the front of his clothes, "It's so hot..."

It's the end of April now.The shooting location was south again, and the temperature was basically maintained at 22 degrees.The ancient costumes taken by Si Jing have five layers of costumes inside and out, and they are in a studio that is not very ventilated. After one scene, there are glistening sweat stains on the forehead, and I dare not wipe it with my hands, for fear that the makeup will be ruined , had no choice but to stand still and stomp his feet, urging Yuan Fang to move faster.

Yuan Fang was dazzled by him, and pressed down, "Ancestor, please be safe!"

Si Jing lowered his head and did not move.The manager carefully wiped the sweat off his forehead, and then fanned him with an electric fan. He was busy, but saw a hand in front of him handing over a bottle of ice water with the cap unscrewed, drinking it right now. It's refreshing.The new assistant said, "Brother Si, drink some water."

Si Jing took it, raised his neck and gulped it down.His collarbone was torn apart, and his collarbone was also obvious at the moment. It was long and straight, and he was born quite beautifully. According to the judging standards on the Internet, it would be no problem to put down a spoon properly.It's just that there are still some red marks on the side of the neck that haven't completely subsided. The little assistant looked at it, his face turned slightly red, and he lowered his head and didn't speak.

Yuan Fang nodded in his heart, he still had good eyesight.

As Si Jing's assistant, you can learn other things slowly, but you can't talk or ask around.These two people should have been instructed by Fang Yuandao more than once, and they didn't say a word of unnecessary words, but they were quite concerned about Si Jing. Seeing that Si Jing was over, they went back early to put bath water for others.When Si Jing opened the door of the room, all the things in it had been cleaned up, the water in the bathtub was just right, he even lit the aromatherapy and turned on the humidifier, he was slightly startled, raised his eyes, and remembered the assistant People have changed.

Si Jing actually doesn't like others touching his things.Think this is the responsibility of the other party, or didn't say anything, just stopped the person and asked, "What's your name?"

One of the two assistants was named Bai and the other Luo.Si Jing wrote down his name and waved his hand, "Go to rest early."

He just took off his makeup, and now his face is clean and refreshed, without any trace of makeup application. When the wig is removed, his whole body seems to be two catties lighter in an instant, and he walks with wind.He walked past the two of them and went straight into the bathroom. The new assistant closed the door, and Si Jing lay down in the pool, so comfortable that he almost lost his original shape.

The weather in April is sometimes sunny and sometimes cloudy, and it rains again at some point.The light raindrops ticked, the sound was monotonous and hypnotic, Si Jing leaned in the bathtub, and closed his eyes at some point.

He dreamed suddenly.

It is clearly something that has been experienced, but it seems to have changed the perspective.The person sitting in the car was not the lady who threw him on the side of the road back then, but himself.He watched those people lift the curtain and smiled maliciously at him, the corners of their mouths were wide open, and shadows were shining brightly in their eyes.

The sound in the ears was intermittent, full of screams.

"Don't! Stay away!"

"Stay away from me...stay away from me!"

"I'm the young lady of the Chen family!"

Those people couldn't understand Chinese, their hands had already reached in, and they roughly pulled him out.Si Jing felt that he was about to be torn apart, so he could only grab something subconsciously, but seeing that he couldn't pull it out, they discussed it and started to go in one by one.

Si Jing's heart was full of anger.He was about to do it, but the warm liquid splashed all over his head.

He looked up.The man in front of him fell, and he saw himself.

……

This was the first time that Si Jing saw his appearance clearly at that time.The military uniform on his body was given to him by the soldiers who followed him back then, and its color has almost turned brown, as if soaked in blood, it is heavy.He didn't wear a hat, and the pair of eyes under his forehead slowly changed from human's dark brown pupils to olive green vertical pupils, as if he was staring at some kind of beast.

The knife was in his hand, and he glanced indifferently in front of him, then gripped it even tighter.

The harsh screaming continued.The lady didn't recognize him, and didn't even notice his eyes.She was completely overwhelmed by panic, she just yelled meaninglessly, she didn't do anything else, and her whole body was trembling.

Si Jing looked at himself stretching out a hand in front of him.The heartbeat was pounding and the sound was so loud that he couldn't tell whether it was the lady's or his own.The heart was beating wildly, completely out of rhythm.

The hand stretched out in front of him, but suddenly broke.

He was picked up from the bathtub, Kan Ze rolled up his shirt sleeves, wrapped him in a towel, and asked, "How can I fall asleep here?"

Touched his hair again.

"It's all blown up," the man said with a smile, "Like a little lion."

Si Jing was quite satisfied with the description of the little lion, hummed twice, and shook his head.

The hairy ears were filled with water, and they drooped on the top of the head wetly.Kan Ze was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable, so he took a cotton swab to dip him in the water, and said, "Tired?"

"good."

Si Jing turned over and said nonchalantly, "The director praised me today."

Kan Ze went out to shoot commercials, and when he came back, he heard from the two managers that Wang Yuan praised Si Jing so much, rubbed his hairy ears, and pretended to hear it for the first time, "Really?"

Si Jing lay on his lap and counted on his fingers.

"Say I'm talented, aura, and studious, especially smart..."

He rarely gets praise for acting, and the biggest compliment is "you can still watch the acting".At this moment, he clearly remembered the words of praise for himself, and reported them to the outside one by one, just like reporting the name of a dish. After finishing speaking, he turned his head, looked at Kan Ze with bright eyes, and raised his head.

The small appearance of poking and poking proudly begging for praise almost made the catnip flowers poke out, wishing to pollinate him immediately.

So cute.

Kan Ze thought, rubbing his ears and praising him without hesitation: "My little flower is really great."

When he praised Si Jing, it took more thought than the director's praise. He praised his talent and intelligence and his domineering side. At first glance, he looked like a big boss, and he was quite suitable for a mighty role like a young emperor—— Si Jing was dazzled by the surging wave of rainbow farts, so drunk that he really thought he was a tiger or a mountain leopard, as if opening his mouth was not a milky meow in soft milk, but an awe that shook the world Woo.

Don't look at the ending sounds are all woo, but in terms of momentum, there is one heaven and one underground.

Only Si Jing felt that he could scare people by opening his mouth.

He collapsed contentedly, seeing that the atmosphere was just right, Kan Ze bent down slightly, ready to do something.Si Jing squinted his eyes halfway, but didn't push him away. He saw the phone screen light up before pushing him away, "Let me see..."

What popped up was a new news feed.When Si Jing saw it, his face immediately pulled down.

He was gloomy, and the atmosphere that was so charming that it was about to rain was gone, and he said with a sullen face, "Kan Ze?"

I don't know about the catnip grass, so I tried to kiss it.

"Ok?"

Si Jing's teeth creaked, and he turned on the screen to show him, his voice seemed to be forced out of his throat: "Who did you shoot the commercial with today?"

On the screen is a photo of holding hands.

The leading actor is Kan Ze.

-

"Shocked! The popular traffic Kan Ze holds hands with Lin Zhihui in private!"

"Another showbiz romance or exposure? Kan Ze holding hands with Lin Zhihui—"

"Hand in hand on the set is full of sweetness, Kan Ze and Lin Zhihui fall in love openly!"

……

The two managers looked around and praised.

"It's as if it's real."

If Fang Yuandao hadn't followed him to the scene, he would have believed this scene, this scene, this subtle sense of love.

Although the woman is a floret, she doesn't have such a big traffic, so she can only be regarded as a second-tier.The usual stand is also designed by a jade girl. She wears a white dress and has long hair. She made her debut with the title of "the second Shen Jiayi in the eyes of boys". She is known as the first love goddess of countless people.

Now that the news came out, a marketing account immediately pulled a group of spectators who didn't know the truth to the end, and started to congratulate without saying a word.

"It looks really good, congratulations!"

"If these two have children, they will look pretty good, right? I'm looking forward to it. After the proposal, let's join a parent-child show together!"

"Woooooo, is my sister Zhihui going to be in love too? Are so many of our fans going to be out of love together?"

Tut, tut...

Sitting side by side, the two agents took this as a joke.

"Hahaha, look at this quickly. It also shows the love process of the two of them. Which year is this a picture of participating in an event? Can this be considered the same style?"

Yuan Fang shook his head, very unconvinced.

"Just the same color and the same brand of clothes, if they can be counted as the same style, then both Si Jing and Kan Ze can be counted as licensed."

Fang Yuandao pushed his glasses and said, "It's always necessary to find some excuse to stir things up."

Otherwise, if there is no material to dry fry, sooner or later it will be burnt.

The public relations department has already started to deal with the proposed announcement, and the agent is happy to watch the show.Just when he couldn't help laughing, he saw Si Jing coming in, and sat down in their room without saying a word, "You guys go out."

Yuan Fang was dumbfounded.

This is their room, where can they go?

Si Jing was so upset that he drove people out, "Go wherever you fall in love, you two go to sleep with him-I, I still don't want to go!"

He was in a fit of anger right now, so he pushed the two of them towards the door without saying a word.Yuan Fang kept on groaning, and happened to collide with Kan Ze who was chasing him at the door. He didn't even have time to tidy up his catnip grass clothes, and bumped into them head-on, and was also taken aback.

"Angry?"

……

What more.

Yuan Fang commented objectively: "I feel the smell of vinegar is stronger."

The whole house was like eating dumplings.

Kan Ze said: "It was a borrowed photo taken by a reporter she specially asked."

It has nothing to do with him.

"Of course," said old father Yuan, who was protecting the cub, "you're not blind."

His cabbage is clearly the freshest and most delicious in the world, even if Kan Ze is really a pig of cabbage, he wouldn't abandon Si Jing, a good-looking cabbage, and go for another one that doesn't even have very juicy leaves, right?

Old Yuan's father was confident about this.

Kan Ze was about to answer when he heard a bang.

Si Jing cleverly caught a glimpse of someone coming through the crack of the door, and shut the door behind him.

"..."

The three people who were locked outside looked at each other in blank dismay.Kan Ze was the most helpless, half of the cat's trousers were taken off. After looking at the phone, he pulled up the waist of his trousers again without saying a word, pushed him, grabbed the phone, and rushed out the door aggressively.The flag hadn't come down yet, and the little ancestor was sullen again, and he didn't know what to do with it inside, and the leaves of the grass were about to fall off, so he had to knock on the door softly outside.

Tuk tuk, tuk tuk.

"Little flower?"

Si Jing ignored him and was still slumped on the chair.

Tuk tuk, tuk tuk.

The catnip grass was really wronged, and coaxed softly: "Open the door first and let me in, okay?"

Si Jing turned over and simply closed his eyes.

The outsiders knocked for a long time, and the three took turns.The kittens inside pretended not to hear anything, but still couldn't help but tilt their ears, and when there was no sound, they became more and more upset for no reason.

Pointy nails emerged from his fingertips, and he began to scratch the back of the chair.

"...Damn it if it has nothing to do with you."

"Didn't you write your name with her?"

"What kind of gossip, what kind of gossip? Huh?"

The last sentence dropped abruptly and turned into a mumbling.Si Jing stabbed and scratched the back of the chair, his voice was very soft.

"I have never had such a public scandal with anyone..."

This is not authentic.Si Jing himself has been grouped with quite a few CPs, so it's not that he doesn't know the way here.You pull me, I pull you, everyone stirs, and the heat rises, but he is angry at the moment, and he doesn't want to care about other things at all, and he doesn't want to be reasonable. .

He scratched the thread out of the woven chair, and Si Jing pulled a thread and started to demolish the house.

"Let you pass it on!"

Scratching the carpet angrily again, "Let you pass it on, let you pass it on, let you pass it on!"

He just doesn't like to see those two names written together, what's the matter?

How the hell...how could you give up coaxing me so easily?

Si Jing felt pantothenic acid in his heart.

He loosened the carpet that was almost the scourge, took out his pockets, and gave some money as compensation.A few bright red photos of Grandpa Mao were pressed by a corner of the carpet, and Si Jing turned into his original shape alone, and was ready to turn out along the window to go out to relax.

Unexpectedly, when he turned his head like this, he was almost frightened.

A plant outside was firmly attached to the window, looking at him eagerly.All the leaves are turned, and they are touching the glass, and the roots are floating in the air.

Si Jing stared at him in disbelief, and pulled the window open.

"Are you crazy?—are you not afraid of people out there?"

If someone sees you, are you going to call yourself a creeper or something?

Dare to fly over the wall?

As soon as the window opened a small crack, the catnip grass quickly pulled its leaves from the window, and quickly inserted a root.Si Jing wanted to close it but was afraid of crushing him, so he could only watch him squeeze in from the outside, fell on the carpet, and shook the leaves all over his body.

"you--"

The catnip grass held up the leaves, afraid of being thrown out, and made a decisive gesture to him without saying a word.

Don't shrink your tongue, come and suck me!