The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

"..." Chief Si said, "In your eyes, am I such a superficial cat?"

Bow down for a little catnip?

He stood still where he was, with no intention of sucking at all.The thousand-year-old grass felt bad at first glance, and hurriedly put the scent on its body stronger. The leaves kept fluttering in the air, full of eagerness to be sucked, just like a bustard standing in front of a building to attract guests.

Every leaf is shouting loudly, come, suck me!

Then he saw Si Jing calmly took a tissue from the tissue box on the table next to him, tore it into strips, and stuffed it into his nostrils in crumpled balls.

Can't smell it anymore.

Catnip was stunned, Si Jing turned around, walked out the door angrily, and went away sulking alone.

He took the elevator downstairs, knowing that it would take two minutes for Kan Ze to change into a human form and then put on his clothes to catch up, so he quickened his pace.After getting out of the elevator, Fang put on the mask, lowered the brim of the hat, and kicked pebbles all the way to the hidden place.

There is only this hotel near the film and television base, and there are a few small shops selling food, hidden in the alleys with twists and turns, quite remote.Si Jing passed by a steamed stuffed bun stand, turned back at the end, and said in a low voice, "Two here."

No matter how angry you have to eat.

It's just that at this moment, the pork stuffed buns tasted like vinegar.

Most of the nearby snack bars are run by their own family. People live on the second floor and the first floor is used as the storefront, and the things they sell are real.Take a bite, and the full gravy burst out immediately. Because of the addition of some lotus root, it doesn't feel too greasy.Si Jing took a few mouthfuls to settle one, and simply sat on the bench inside. He loved cleaning, so he wiped it with a paper several times before he said, "What else is there to eat?"

The boss said: "Tea eggs."

Tea eggs are just tea eggs, Si Jing stretched out his finger: "Two more."

The eggs are floating in the tan marinade, and the outer shell is almost broken in order to taste.Si Jing carefully wrapped it in a tissue and peeled it off, for fear of splashing the soup on his hands. Before he could eat it, he suddenly heard another voice from the door of the store: "Can I have two buns?"

Si Jing raised his head and found that it was the two new assistants.Those two people hadn't seen him yet, they were still taking out money and asked, "How much?"

While talking, he glanced inward subconsciously, and only then did he meet Si Jing who was sitting in the shop.

The little assistant was taken aback, "Brother Si?"

……

After a while, the three gathered at a table.

"I thought Brother Si was already asleep," said the little assistant surnamed Luo, dumbly, "Brother Si also came out for supper?"

Si Jing said, "Ah."

He stretched out his long legs under the wooden table, and accidentally bumped into something. He lowered his eyes, only to realize that he touched the leg of another assistant Bai.

Assistant Bai hurriedly folded his legs to make room for him.

Si Jing then completely stretched out those superior long legs.He shook his legs, which were about to be insured for tens of millions, and gnawed on the tea eggs, thinking of them as catnip leaves.He gnawed and gnawed, but felt a little strange, as if he couldn't breathe, his head was short of oxygen, and his face was slightly red.

shit.

Boss Si put the tea eggs back, isn't it poisonous?

"That..." Assistant Luo whispered, "Brother Si, are you angry?"

Si Jing didn't understand.

"You have a nosebleed?" Assistant Luo gestured, "It's still stuffed with a tissue."

"..."

wipe.

Si Jing pulled out the ball of paper towels he had put on just now to block the smell, without changing his face and heartbeat, "I just bleed a little."

Fortunately, he wore a mask when he went out, and he only took it off when he was eating.Otherwise, wouldn't it just be exposed all the way?

The little assistant looked at him hesitantly, wanting to say that there was no blood on it, but after thinking about it, he obediently endured it.

Still don't mention it.

I heard that this guy is a tyrant in the circle and has a bad temper.

Halfway through the tea egg, Si Jing's nose suddenly moved, and he turned his head abruptly, looking in the direction of the hotel.

--What is the taste?

"It's on fire!" Someone hurried over at the door, "Hurry up, it's on fire—call the fire department first—"

Si Jingteng stood up abruptly, looked towards the hotel from the door of the store, and indeed saw the red flames coming out of the window.They burned, rolled, and jumped from window to window, billowing black smoke poured out, and the air was full of the smell of burning.

It was already late at this moment, and I don't know how many staff members were still asleep inside.Si Jing became anxious all of a sudden, thinking that Kan Ze was still inside, he was about to rush up without saying a word, and the two assistants behind hurriedly grabbed his arms.

"Brother Si, can't you go here?"

Assistant Luo swallowed and watched.

"It looks like the third floor is on fire. Now the bottom is burning, and the top is full of smoke. If you go in, it's too dangerous!"

Si Jing forcefully shook him off by the hand that was holding him, his chest heaved slightly, a little annoyed.

"What kind of danger is this?"

He pursed his lips and took off his coat, covered his head neatly, scooped some water from the bucket brought by the people next to him and poured it on his head.He handed them the mobile phone again and ordered: "Call! Call them one by one to see if anyone is still awake—"

Suddenly remembered, "Where are Yuan Fang and the others?"

"The two of them are not inside," said the little assistant, "It seems that they have gone out..."

The screams became louder and louder, and at this moment, most of the staff above woke up.Panicked faces poked out of the windows, and the smoke was already creeping up the stairs.

The hotel is not a high-end hotel, relying on the excellent location near the film and television base to eat, not only the fire protection facilities are almost out of date, but also anti-theft windows are even installed to prevent theft.Si Jing and Kan Ze's original form can pass through the inside, but people can't get out. No matter how anxious people wake up at this moment, they can only watch. Seeing that the passage is blocked by smoke, they have to go back to the room and open the windows as much as possible. Stay close to the window and wait for rescue.

Si Jing gritted his teeth and was about to rush in through the entrance when he suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder.cold.

When he looked back, it turned out to be Jiaolong standing behind him.

"you?"

Jiaolong patted him on the shoulder, looked up at the fire, and said in a low voice, "It's okay."

Most of Si Jing's heart was relieved.

Jiaolong is not an ordinary monster, because dragons have been enshrined by people, and many people have believed in them for thousands of years. Dragons are actually closer to gods.Jiaolong controls the water source, if he says it's fine, then it must be fine.

Sure enough, after a while, the fire inside gradually diminished.After the rescue arrived, the fire was completely extinguished. Everyone who came out of the gate had expressions of survivors, and they were still terrified even though they were wrapped in blankets. In the security window..."

"Fortunately shaking it worked again, thank God..."

Several girls hugged each other and cried.Wang Yuan came out with a disheveled face, his room was on the first floor where the fire started, and his expression rarely changed at this moment, he was still holding his phone tightly.

The rescuers taught him: "It's this time, why are you still thinking about property?"

"Who's thinking about property?" Wang Yuan said, with a look of lingering fear, "I'm not thinking that I'm going to die soon, anyway, I have to write down the points to be changed in the next script in the phone memo..."

Si Jing was shocked by his dedication.

At this time, I still worry about the script. Sure enough, there are reasons for famous directors.

How hearty is this?

"In this way, if you throw the phone down, if it doesn't break, and someone wants to shoot later, you can continue to shoot," Director Wang sighed, "Fortunately, it didn't work."

Kan Ze chased him out the door, so he was naturally not in the hotel either.When he arrived in a hurry, the site had basically been cleaned up. Because he suspected that the house might have used substandard flammable materials and the fire protection facilities were out of date, the hotel owner was taken there for questioning, and the construction team at that time was also called. past.

"The burning speed is too fast." The firefighters frowned and expressed doubts, "Like this small high-rise, each floor has a large area and many corners, and it takes a while to spread, so it shouldn't be burned so quickly. "

But the corridors were covered with carpets, and they couldn't draw conclusions directly, so they had to surround the scene.The police car took the rest of the people away. When Kan Ze came back, he saw Si Jing standing in front of the hotel, talking to Jiaolong beside him.

The night was very dark, behind him was the blackened wall, and now he looked like a monster with claws and claws.

Kan Ze's heart skipped a beat.He hurried forward, passed through the yelling crowd, and pressed Si Jing into his arms, leaning his face on his chest.

"Are you okay?"

Unexpectedly, Si Jing, who was sullen at first, didn't push him away this time, but leaned up again, and asked in a muffled voice, "Where have you been?"

Huo didn't feel good to Si Jing, and the smell was equally bad to him.Looking at the black smoke, Si Jing always felt uncomfortable, life and death, the present and the past, seemed to be reconnected by the flames.The smell of that time poured into his nostrils, and what he stepped on seemed to be the corpses of villagers, and what was reflected in his pupils were the shadows of those people holding up torches and laughingly setting a person on fire, watching him struggling and screaming——

It's all uncomfortable.

He forced the village that had been completely burned by a fire out of his mind, grabbed the man's sleeves, and said in a low voice, "Something almost happened."

Kan Ze hugged him tighter.

"it's okay no problem."

Light as a sigh.

"I am here."

Jiaolong's father stared at the two of them with wide eyes, and couldn't help coughing.

No one paid any attention to him, Si Jing even pulled Kan Ze's sleeves out of their creases.

"That," said Jiaolong, "you—"

The kitty raised his head from Kan Ze's arms, angrily and unhappy.

Gee.

"Do you have any eyesight?"

Do you have to bother?

"No," Jiaolong explained, "Fox told me that someone will take pictures of everything you do. What is it called?"

After thinking hard for a long time, he finally remembered the word, "Star?"

Si Jing glared at him.

"What happened to the star?"

"Well," Jiaolong said, still slowly, "I just want to tell you that you have been photographed for quite a while."

Si Jing looked up and saw that just three to five meters away from them, several residents were holding up their mobile phones, and the rear cameras were facing them.

"..."

Heck.

He was about to let go, but Kan Ze laughed first, put his hands on his shoulders, and gave a V to the camera generously.

Si Jing frowned.

"It's generous," Kan Ze said softly, "Show them generously, and they won't think too much about it."

Jiaolong scoffed.

"How is it possible?" He said contemptuously, "Those people are not blind."

The two of you are hugging so tightly that you are almost embedded in it, why don't you think about it?

He, an old antique who hasn't been down the mountain for a thousand years, can smell adultery from it.

Kan Ze responded with a smile.

After all, Old Antique is still Old Antique, and the people who eat melons will teach him to be a man.

-

It came out half an hour after the report.Jiaolong's old father stared at the screen with disbelief on his face.

"how can that be?"

He shook his phone at Si Jing, and read word by word, "A hug at the scene of the fire shows brotherly love, and Kan Ze Sijing is grateful for the rest of his life after the catastrophe—brotherly love?"

Which eye saw it?

Without raising his head, Si Jing replied text messages to the people who greeted him from all walks of life, saying: "It's okay, socialist brotherhood."

The catnip grass present immediately burst into laughter, while Jiaolong kept a straight face and didn't smile at all.

Old people like them don't even know what socialist brotherhood is.

Except for the smell of sugar when watching CP fans, most of the people who eat melons don't take it seriously.For the rest of my life after death, not to mention just a hug, it is also very necessary to have a celebratory cannon-understandable, completely understandable.

No one went online, it was just that the relationship between these two people was stamped.

According to cp fans, this is called a lock.

The view is properly locked.

After the news came out, the two managers hurried back and arrived at the hotel where they were newly staying.Both of them didn't dress neatly. When they met, they first pulled the artist around to look around. Yuan Fang shook Si Jing's head and looked at his face first.

"Not disfigured? Not disfigured?"

Boss Si pulled his hands down and straightened his collar, "You think a little too much."

The boss lay down on the chair, and Manager Yuan said with relief: "It's good that you haven't disfigured your face. On the way here, I wanted to transplant my skin to you."

Si Jing was not moved at all and calmly pointed it out, "We are not the same color."

Can that be transplanted?

Yuan Fang slapped him on the back of the head and scolded with a smile: "Go aside."

The two of them didn't go too far, but the room was taken by the jealous Si Jing, and they didn't dare to squeeze in a room with Kan Ze. The vacant room in the hotel was filled by the crew, so they had to drive to the two or three 10-minute drive away. place, temporarily found a small hotel to stay overnight.Speaking of which, the manager still sighed, "Fortunately, we changed places."

Si Jing pointed at himself.

"……what?"

"Thank me," Si Daji said seriously, "You have to thank me for throwing you out."

"..."

Yuan Fang thought about it, and it turned out to be such a truth.If it weren't for Si Jing, they would still be sleeping in the hotel room right now, on the floor where the accident happened - although no major casualties were caused, it is inevitable to be a little frightened in it.The manager then sincerely bowed to him, "Thank you."

Si Jing was dissatisfied, "That's it?"

The grace of saving lives is like the virtue of regeneration!

The manager promised: "Tomorrow I will fry the dried fish for you."

Gee.

It became.

After a while, Si Jing suddenly asked, "Do you sleep in one room, or two?"

Yuan Fang almost choked on his own saliva.After coughing for a long time, he raised his head and said in shock, "What?"

Si Jing repeated the question again.

"..." Yuan Fang said, "One room, but it's to save some money for our studio. What's wrong with the two elders sharing a room-fuck, don't look like that! Although it's one room, But it's not a bed! Standard room, how about a standard room?"

The boss said: "Okay."

What a ghost, your eyes obviously don't say that!

Yuan Fang jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't clean himself up. He raised his head and remembered the two life assistants, "Where are they?"

After the flood dragon appeared, they disappeared without a trace.Si Jing said: "Someone was knocked down while running and suffered minor injuries. Maybe he went to help."

"How can this work?" Yuan Fang said dissatisfied, "No matter what you do, I have to tell you in advance-they are your life assistants, how can they leave without saying hello?"

He angrily called and came back still unhappy.

"It is said that the injured were taken to the hospital."

But to some extent, he did something good, so he didn't care about it any more, and arranged for Si Jing to go to rest as soon as possible, and then he went back to the room.

Si Jing didn't sleep.After everyone dispersed, Jiaolong came out of the bathroom, a pair of dragon horns were polished and polished quite sharp by him.He held a pair of horns on his head, and he couldn't stop thinking, "This thing tastes good. What's it called? Body milk?"

His whole dragon smells delicious after washing, and it smells even more fragrant after wiping.

Si Jing hummed, sat cross-legged on the bed, and angrily urged him to get down to business.

Only then did Jiaolong get serious.

"I came after the traces of that thing," he said, "but his ability to hide his evil spirit is better than other monsters, and he should have a few magic weapons in his hand. Every time he arrives, it is basically too late. "

He pursed his lips.

"—Should be cultivating the way of magic."

Si Jing has also heard of magic ways.Ordinary demons who become spirits mostly rely on human thoughts or the essence of the sun and the moon, which is the way of cultivating immortals; but if they practice the way of demons, they feed on human flesh and blood, and they go up step by step.

Jiaolong also couldn't explain the fire clearly.He briefly talked about the recent investigation, Si Jing listened, but suddenly frowned, and asked: "How many demons know your identity?"

Jiaolong didn't know, so, "Not many. You, your man, the fox, and the two little demons beside him...what's the matter?"

All the demons in the tavern only know that he is a thousand-year-old demon, but not many know that he is a dragon.Usually when coming and going, they only call one senior, not their identity.

Si Jing looked at him, the color in his eyes darkened, and he asked in a deep voice, "Have you ever thought that maybe he just wants to find out who you are first?"

Jiaolong suddenly paused.

"—Now he understands." Si Jing said, shaking his head lightly, "He already knew that you saved someone by taking action."

Jiaolong couldn't believe that he was being played around by a little demon, his chest heaved and he was obviously really angry, "This—"

What is this like?

"Be careful." The kitten crossed his legs, and his expression became serious. "He is not an opponent you can easily deal with as you imagined."

He is a viper hissing and spitting in the shadows.

-

After this incident, the filming progress of the crew was temporarily stranded.Wang Yuan was busy looking for a new place, and said he was going to go to Huiqi. After listening to Si Jing, he pondered for a moment, and then called Bai Hongli to come and hang around.

Bai Hongli followed him blankly, not understanding what he meant.

"The benefactor is taking me to digest food?"

"No," Si Jing said, "I use you to get rid of the darkness."

"..."

Bai Hongli equated himself with the grapefruit leaf bath water in his heart.

They are all used to remove obscurity.

This is not over yet, Si Jing also invited him to turn into a prototype in a jar and swim around.After Bai Hongli came out, he wrapped himself in a bath towel while he was wet, and watched as Si Jing poured the pot of water into the pot and brought it to a boil.

……

shit.

Bai Hongli tried to struggle: "That's my bath water—"

Si Jing retorted forcefully, "It's fish soup."

It's true to say so, but I always feel that something is not right, Bai Hongli said cautiously: "Benefactor, what are you planning to use it for?"

Si Jing spit out his thin lips, "Drink."

"..."

"Let's drink together."

"..."

The big fat carp watched Si Jing give his bath water to the whole cast.The crew members pouted, wanting to taste some good luck from the white water, Bai Hongli seemed to have a rabbit in his heart, watching Si Jing raise his cup and drink it in one gulp, and then followed Tsk tsk, and cast his gaze on him.

In that gaze, he seemed to have turned into braised fish, steamed fish, chopped pepper fish... The big fat carp wanted to jump out of the window and escape at this moment.He tremblingly said: "Benefactor?"

Si Jing's eyes were full of longing for him, and he said slowly: "You taste good."

The bath water smells fresh.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Bai Hongli immediately ran away, "Goodbye, benefactor, call me again if you need anything!"

Si Jing looked away regretfully, and took another sip.

Mmm, koi dashi.

After drinking, you will definitely be able to transfer.

Si Jing opened the game, staring at Shi Lian quietly.

transport--

Puff puff puff puff, ten card draws sounded, and nine cards repeated one star.The short-legged cat failed to enter Europe, and it is still a group of black-faced African cats.

Let the cat despair.

He threw the tablet back into the bag and closed the zipper tightly, sealing his identity as a non-chief.

Later, Yuan Fang came to inform him of work.

"There will be a charity party in two days," the agent said holding the schedule, "Brother Kan will also go."

This charity gala is held once a year and basically brings together most of the entertainment industry.It just so happened that the filming progress of the crew was suspended again, so Si Jing naturally wanted to show his face.

Anything related to charity is not a bad thing.Si Jing agreed and flipped through the invitation letter, but suddenly raised his eyebrows.

"This Lin Zhihui..."

Yuan Fang's heart fluttered, but his expression remained unchanged, "Huh?"

"She's going too?"

The agent replied: "She is indeed on the confirmed attendance list."

After all, it is a charity gala, and it is an occasion with great exposure. Donate a few things at will, and you can get an image of loving public welfare. Why not do it?Lin Zhihui's second line would naturally go even more.

Si Jing was silent for a moment, then said, "Go."

"how?"

"Take out my battle robe," said Si Dao with high spirits, "I'm going to teach her a lesson. I'll also teach her what benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and faith are."

"..."

Are you going to wear a dragon robe to the party?