The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Si Jing kept his word, and when he was filming again, he took a small notebook, and didn't leave even if he didn't have a role to play. He just moved a small bench to sit in the corner of the crew, and wrote and drew on it alone.Manager Yuan saw it a few times, stepped forward to take a look, and was taken aback, "...are you still writing biographies?"

"Yes." Si Jing said, and drew a few more strokes on the top, subconsciously biting the penholder, and said vaguely, "Why?"

Yuan Fang looked at him like an alien, with disbelief written all over his face.

"Since when have you been so diligent?"

Si Jing clicked his tongue and stretched out his legs to kick him.The boss has long legs and covers a wide area. Even if Yuan Fang took a step back, he was kicked straight, leaving a dusty mark on his beige pants.The delicate boy Yuan Fang yelled, and immediately patted his hand, trying to knock the dust off, "These are new pants!"

Si Jing said: "Get out of the way, let me see Kan Ze."

He looked at Kan Ze more attentively than anyone else.Kan Ze is different from his half-way monk. After all, he is someone who has acted in several dramas. Some of the tricks have already been used with proficiency, and the emotional foreshadowing and line skills make people feel more comfortable.Si Jing read the reviews on the Internet, and professional film critics also said: "Kan Ze is already good enough to win the trophy, and there is only one work that can highlight him."

Yuan Fang craned his neck to glance at the note in his hand, the more he glanced, the more strange his expression became.

"This is your harvest?"

The manager raised his voice, barely controlling it within the range that only Si Jing could hear.

"Others are quite normal, why come to Kan Ze, only the words "really handsome" are left?"

These two words are written all over a piece of paper.

What the hell kind of gain is this?

Si Jing glanced at him in disgust, and casually handed him a piece of dried fish, "It's too loud."

Yuan Fang groaned, reluctantly chewed and swallowed the dried fish, Si Jing also squinted his eyes, and carefully looked at the man who was filming in the pavilion built at the moment through the crowd.The red fence and white clothes, the black hair and the jade crown are really desolate like the wind under the pine, and the porch is like the morning glow, as if stepping out of the ink painting.

No matter how you look at it, he is handsome.

Si Jing lowered his head again, and seriously wrote another line: Handsome.

fact.

He said, "Yuan Fang, my acting skills are not as good as Kan Ze's."

The manager also replied: "Little ancestor, did you just find out about this kind of thing?"

"..."

Yuan Fang comforted him: "He is in the sky right now, and you are a newborn sunrise. Although you are not as good as him now, you may not be able to beat him in the future."

Si Jing was thoughtful, and poked the pen tip on the paper, poking a small hole in the paper, "In the future?"

"...No, the future I'm talking about is not the future—not the verb day! Shit, what kind of eyes are you looking at? I don't even want to hear about that kind of thing between the two of you! Shut up! "

Boss Si looked at him as if he was mentally ill, "I didn't want to talk about it either."

"..."

"There's nothing wrong with me."

Yuan Fang felt a little strange regret in his heart.

"Look for Kan Ze to play with you." Seeing that Si Jing seemed to be really interested in acting, Manager Yuan was a little relieved. He also imitated Si Jing's appearance and stretched his legs, saying, "Fat does not flow Outsider Tian, ​​Kan Ze is really good in this regard. If you make a request, can he still agree?"

Si Jing raised his eyes, and his eyes fell on the man from afar.At this moment, the director called the card, and several makeup artists hurried forward to touch up the makeup of him and others. Kan Ze didn't look at the makeup artist, but seemed to have a heart-to-heart. He immediately noticed his gaze and turned his head to look at him. he.Their eyes met, and Kan Ze raised his eyebrows.

Si Jing suddenly had an illusion, it seemed that this person was always watching him from somewhere, so that he would just fall into the other person's eyes every time.

"Well," Si Jing said, "That's right."

At the same time, he took out his mobile phone, clicked, and took a photo.

Yuan Fang was puzzled, "What's wrong?"

Si Jing glanced at the effect of the photo, and stayed satisfied, "Keep it."

The agent was puzzled.The artist of his family didn't explain a word, and wandered back to the room with the script and the exclusive small bench. When Yuan Fang finished his work and swiped his phone again, he suddenly saw a brand new Weibo.

[Si Jing V: The manager's leg, my leg. 】

The picture was just taken.With a small plastic bench of the same height, and with the same posture of stretching his legs, he was half as long as Yuan Fang.Not only are the legs long, but they are also slender and straight, not the straight and dry ones.After the shooting, Si Jing was wearing casual clothes, and the jeans were slightly tight. The lines were clearly outlined, smooth and full of beauty, and a small piece of skin exposed from the hole had a healthy white luster.

Compared with him, Yuan Fang's originally well-proportioned legs are like a carrot, short and thick.

It just so happened that Yuan Fang was also wearing a pair of off-white trousers, so the carrot's sense of sight was even stronger.The fans below commented hahaha, apart from praising Si Jing's legs that seemed to have been kissed by God, they felt sorry for the manager who was pulled into such a tragic comparison, and named him Yuan Luobo.

"Comparing legs with legs, how hard is this?"

"Are you sure you're not being mad?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The whole world seems to be happy except him.

broker:"……"

He threw the phone away, his face twisted, his temples protruding.

Who the hell is this?

Suddenly the phone rang, Yuan Fang looked at it and became even angrier.

——It's on the hot search again.

This time the hot search topic is "Si Jing has long legs".After clicking on it, the picture just now has spread all over the Internet, and the title is also very eye-catching, the difference between a fairy and a mortal.

Needless to say, he is that mortal, and Si Jing is that fairy who is about to go to heaven.

……

Why is Si Jing so pissed off?

-

The annoying child himself seems to be only three years old at the moment, so he is not happy.

This is a moment of great historical significance.Click on the topic of "Si Jing's long legs", and the screen is full of his superior legs; countless fans and passers-by are admiring this leg, licking it all over from raw pictures to refined pictures to animated pictures, wishing they could directly Saw them off and put them on your own legs.

How can this line be so beautiful?

How can this be so long?

How can this muscle be so tight without looking thick at all?

How can there be no leg hair?

Why is the kneecap not protruding, but revealing a delicate charm?

How could this be a normal man's leg? !If you say you are a god, I believe it too!

I feel like I can slide on these legs and even sleep with them perfectly fine!

The screen was full of rainbow farts, and Si Jing's cat life reached its peak at this moment.

The unique pinnacle.

Such a precious moment cannot be enjoyed by a cat alone, Si Jing decided to share it so that more people can get happiness from it.

He formed a group.

The people who were suddenly pulled in were: Bai Hongli, Jiaolong, Fox Spirit, Kan Ze, and all the little monsters in the Monster Tavern.

At this moment, Jiaolong and the others were still searching for clues in the monster tavern, and slowly sent a long series of question marks.

[Stunning among the foxes:? ? ? 】

[Superb in Fox: Any clues? 】

Si Jing didn't answer, he just rolled up his trouser legs with his mobile phone, and took a picture of his long legs that were boasted by thousands of people in all directions.

He sent the video, and the monsters all looked dumbfounded.

……What's this?

Bai Hongli asked cautiously, 【Benefactor, do you want some leg hair? 】

Why post this all of a sudden?

Si Jing clicked his tongue, feeling that he didn't wink at all.

[I will send it to you for a look. 】

What to look at?

The demons were even more confused.

The boss cocked his tail and typed: [Long legs. 】

【…】

Wow.

Si Jing also intercepted the topic [Si Jing's long legs] that is currently trending on the hot search, and sent it to them.

[I just want you to feel that my legs are long. 】

【…】

Si Jing showed off: [I just measured it, and it is two centimeters longer than the one on Baidu Encyclopedia. 】

【…】

[I plan to insure my legs,] Si Jing said, [For this length, I plan to insure 1000 million! 】

【…】

After a long while, Jiaolong managed to keep up with the rhythm of everyone's typing, and was about to say, "I obviously pulled this out for you", but before he pressed the Enter key to send this message, he saw something on the screen. A message pops up.After showing off, Si Jing said cheerfully: [Okay, disband! 】

Followed by hints.

[Drip, the group chat "Why are Si Jing's legs so long" has been disbanded. 】

All the monsters who were suddenly dazzled with their long legs felt as if they were fucked up.The vixen was about to leave the group, but Si Jing preempted him. He had nothing to say at the moment, and murmured, "I really fucked up with Teddy..."

The Teddy demon passing by turned his head to look at him suddenly, his little brown curly hair was curled up even more, and his face was flushed.His eyes were wet and dark, and they looked pitiful and cute, with water in their eyes, as if they were about to cry in the next second.

The vixen was even more troubled, "Well, it's not about you—I didn't think about you! What are you doing in the bathroom? Let me tell you, if you go again, there will be no enough kidney treasures in the tavern!"

But there is no way, Teddy is obviously an extremely impulsive creature.At this moment, a group of aggrieved people, with a small flag erected on the other hand, quickly went in to lower the flag for themselves.The vixen raised his voice and told him, "No tissue box!"

Teddy responded in panic from inside, and immediately threw away the tissue box, ready to change something.The vixen knew all about his little tricks, and shouted again: "The shower gel bottle is not allowed!"

The sound of ping-pong-pong suddenly became louder.While screaming, the vixen couldn't help but get a headache.

What kind of monsters are these...

Whenever he sees these demons, he always has a strong premonition that "this demon world will end sooner or later".

And feel that this day is coming soon.

He turned over another page of the booklet in his hand and retrieved it carefully.

So far, only Chen Caicai's cause of death is still unclear.The rest of the people are more or less related to dogs.

Whether it is a dog dealer or a dog abuser, this seems to be leading them in a predetermined direction: the person who hates these people should be a dog demon.

But he flipped through the booklet again and again, there is only one dog demon who has become a master over the years.He was familiar with the other great monsters, and his decent career was flourishing, no matter how he looked at it, there was no reason to get involved in this kind of thing.

He listened attentively, and the spirited little dog demon was chattering inside.The vixen doesn't need to look, he knows that the little demon is ashamed and ashamed at the moment, but he just can't restrain his appearance, and puts the blushing face of the other party on a scheming demon who hates humans, what do you think? How do you feel it's a violation.

This little goblin has only dared to dawdle at some inanimate species so far, where would he have the guts to bully people or even kill people?

——Being bullied is almost the same.

He shook his head, after all he felt it was wrong and crossed out this one.

In less than 2 minutes, the blushing Teddy Demon came out again, and poured him a glass of water in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "Brother Fox, you...you drink water."

The fox raised his eyes, he had already picked up the mop, and now he was mopping the floor diligently.After pondering for a while, the vixen asked: "Has anyone in your clan become a spirit recently? —— the kind that hasn't been recorded?"

"No," Little Teddy said shyly, "it's all recorded. This, this can't be hidden."

Their dog family has cultivated to be fine. Although they turned into human form at the beginning, they still retain some characteristics of being a dog. They can't bear to defecate anywhere on the street. They have to be sent to education every time. You have to be treated as a pervert, and you can't hide it if you don't record it.

He said, "Brother Fox, are you still investigating the case?"

The fox said: "It has to be checked."

He walked forward in a graceful figure.Teddy Jing followed behind and said in a low voice, "It's not that there is a way..."

"There is a way."

The demon in front cut off his words.

"But the way of heaven is not omnipotent."

Back then when the demon world suddenly appeared, thousands of souls were the first to enter the demon clan with their spiritual wisdom. It was inevitable that they would not have conflicts with others, but they fought a few big battles. They were killed or injured, and almost never caused a catastrophe.In order to keep the peace, the Dao of Heaven separated the two worlds to ensure that they would not interfere with each other. People who kill demons, and demons who kill people, must be held accountable.Only in exchange for thousands of years of safe and sound.

Before these cases surfaced, only Si Jing was punished by heaven.But his nature is pure and kind, and he has no intention of harming others, so he can be tolerated until today.

But now, there is a second demon who is not afraid of heaven's punishment.This almost means that the shackles of the two worlds of humans and monsters are useless to him, and there is nothing to deter him anymore.

This is a dangerous element.In human beings, this is called an antisocial personality, a time bomb that has not completely exploded.

"He can't just go out and make trouble," said the fox, "he must be brought back—by whatever means."

It's already the end of April.The fox calculated, becoming more and more frightened.

After May, this year's punishment will come to an end.

After this, is it the beginning of the monster's slaughter?

-

The spring thunder sounded at night.The thunder was loud and rumbling, and the windows were shaken. Even with the heavy curtains drawn, one could still see the bright lightning flashing outside.

Si Jing was concentrating on conversing with the human-shaped Liushen, and he didn't notice a few hairs hanging in front of his eyes, and he was still chanting.

"A good minister who advises should be as modest as a valley. Zuo Xiang is conscientious, diligent and respectful to serve the superior...Diligent and respectful to serve the superior..."

He was stuck, frowning and thinking hard for a long time, and finally had to kick the man's calf with his foot, "One word."

Kan Ze said, "Accept."

Si Jing and his eyes were full of confusion, and his mouth was slightly opened, but he still didn't remember.Kan Ze was pleased by his expression, moved in his heart, moved closer, stroked his bright red and moist lips, and taught him how to shape his mouth, "Awarded by him."

"It is also the wish of the people of the world to be rewarded by him. My wish is to have a hundred benefits and no harm to the country. Why can't it be granted?"

Si Jing stumbled and finished reciting this paragraph, raised his head to see his shining eyes, and still pulled him, "Come on, come on, come on to the next paragraph—"

He ruffled his hair casually.The soft hair was curled and hung down from his forehead. It was fluffy, thin and soft, and it was easy to touch just by looking at it.Kan Ze moved his fingers, but he didn't start. He just said, "Come to No. 20 for seven games."

Si Jing clattered and turned the script backwards.

"27 games are... 27 games are..."

Seeing this scene, he opened his mouth and looked at Kan Ze in a daze.

"This is a play between me and the female partner."

The play is that his relationship with Princess Heqin is getting closer and closer, and they are becoming more and more harmonious.

How is this right?

Kan Ze remained calm and said, "Emotional scenes are the most difficult."

"..." Boss Si narrowed his eyes and asked, "Do you think I'm a fool?"

What kind of emotional drama is difficult, it is clearly because you want to take advantage of the opportunity, okay?

Is it difficult to say it directly?Do you have to make nine twists and eighteen turns, thinking that this can hide your true intentions?

He flipped the pages of the book back and forth, looking at those two paragraphs, he was also a little tempted.Kan Ze's voice contained a smile, and asked, "Do you want to play against each other?"

"--right."

Si Jing completely spread out the script, and he also looked confident.

"As you said, emotional scenes are too difficult."

A good pair is much needed.

Princess Heqin came from outside the Great Wall, so she was different from the strict rules in the palace.After waking up, she didn't want to hand over the job of serving the emperor to the maids, but she wanted to take care of her husband herself.Si Jing stood beside the bed, and Kan Ze lowered his brows and sat in front of him, unbuttoning his hands little by little.It was clear in the script that buttons should be buttoned, but when it came to him, it became clear, and Si Jing didn't pick any faults, so he let him unbutton all the buttons, and the skirt opened to both sides.

Si Jing's abdominal muscles are not very clear, but there are still shallow marks.The thin muscles covered the just right bones, inexplicably carrying a layer of misty color, half concealed.

Kan Ze's expression remained unchanged, and he spoke his lines in a low voice, "How does Your Majesty feel?"

Si Jing stretched out his hand and let him take care of him, raising his jaw.

"Ah."

There was a smile in Kan Ze's voice.He bent down and leaned in front of the young man, really like a young woman who fell in love with him, she was indescribably charming and gentle, "I don't regard Your Majesty as His Majesty..."

The sugar seems to be pulled out, obviously not drinking, but already intoxicated with the meaning of being drunk.

"The courtiers and concubines only regard His Majesty as their husband."

Hearing these words, Si Jing felt at ease.He lowered one hand slightly as if to be kind, and Kan Ze obediently took it, with the tip of his tongue twirling slightly on his fingertips.

This is the free play part.Kan Ze's actions are obviously much more than what is written in the script.

He is really a school of acting, even if he acts like a girl, his demeanor does not seem to violate harmony.Si Jing looked down at him, as if he was dragged into the play by this hand. For a moment, he couldn't tell whether he was an emperor or an entertainer. Just looking at this tender nest, he suddenly understood "Spring night is bitter, short day is high " and "drunk lying on the beauty's lap" mean.At some point, Kan Ze had already covered his hair, combing it carefully as if he was going to make a crown for him, pressing his fingertips against his scalp, it was numb and crisp.

"...Concubine Yun." Si Jing said, "What do you want?"

The man behind laughed hoarsely.

"The concubine dare not ask His Majesty what promise he wants," he said, "I just beg His Majesty, and I don't treat the concubine as one of the three thousand in the harem—"

"A concubine does not want to be His Majesty's wife. As long as a concubine is special, she is unique to His Majesty."

Si Jing looked into his eyes.Inexplicably, he felt that this sentence was also taken seriously.The pounding in my heart overwhelmed the memorized lines, and I blurted out: "There is no such thing as a harem, you are unique."

As soon as the words came out, Kan Ze was startled.

Si Jing recalled, and hurriedly continued his lines, "I—"

He couldn't say any more, the man had already put his arms behind him, and suddenly changed from a weak and obedient posture to the dominant one.The overwhelming aura filled the air, Si Jing slightly felt a little uncomfortable, folded his proud long legs, and shrank back.

He stepped back, and Kan Ze moved forward.

"Little flower?"

After a while, Si Jing replied.

"Ok?"

"If there are a lot of catnip," Kan Ze said in a low voice, "they all smell better than me, and they can be divided into more pots. You keep them, and you can smoke them many times-then you still want me to keep them? "

Si Jing didn't answer, but asked him instead: "If there are other cats who are more powerful and domineering than me, would you bring them back to raise?"

Kan Ze couldn't help laughing, "Of course not, it's enough for me to have Xiao Hua."

"That's not it."

The boss stretched out his hand and pushed him.

"Whatever other people do... No matter how good other grass smells, it has nothing to do with me."

They are neither the one that accompanied me through life and death on the windowsill, nor the one that celebrated the New Year with me, held me in my arms, and put me on the tip of my heart.

He blushed slightly, and said in a low voice, "I only gnaw on my own old grass."

Kan Ze said softly, "And then?"

"...what else do you want to hear?"

"Listen to what Xiaohua said."

Kan Ze hugged him into his arms and murmured, "I want to hear more from Xiaohua."

Boss Si clicked his tongue, thinking in his heart, what a trouble.

But what can I do? This is his family's grass.No matter how mighty and domineering Si Jing is in front of others, he always dotes on his own people who fall within the boundaries.

After all, he dug it out and planted it, so what if he doesn't like it?

"Still want to hear?"

"Ah."

Si Jing said: "You are a little bit more special than unique."

"Ok?"

"You don't need to compare with others at all." The boss said in a low voice, "because there are no others."

He raised his head and took the initiative to kiss the corner of his mouth.Mao's tail poked out, as if he had sensed something, and bent it shyly.

Si Jing made a nasty sound.

"The only one who can make me want to smoke so much is you."