The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Si Jing's eyes were shining brightly, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Kan Ze came to his room and was currently taking a shower in the bathroom.After washing it, I saw the kitten sitting cross-legged on the bed, with its two furry ears pricked up, as if listening for something.

Kan Ze laughed, "What are you doing?"

"Shh!"

Si Jing raised his finger and placed it on his lips.The window was wide open, and there was wind blowing in from outside. Although it was spring, the wind at night was still a bit chilly. Kan Ze's footsteps moved, and he was about to close the window, but was stopped by Si Jing.

"Don't move, that's it."

The man was slightly startled, with a surprised expression on his face, and let go of his hand obediently.

He sat down next to the boss, his voice low.

"not cold?"

Si Jing was wrapped in a snow-white nightgown, and his milk-tea-colored fur tail lay slumped on the sheet, only the tip of the tail was a little orange.He listened attentively and said casually, "It's not cold."

Suddenly there was movement outside.Si Jing's spirit was lifted, and his tail suddenly stood up, standing in the air like an exclamation point, a big furry mass.

"Come on, come on, be quiet."

Si Jing rubbed his paws excitedly, and opened the bag of dried fish, looking like a melon-eating crowd waiting to watch a show in a movie theater.

Kan Ze was already familiar with his expression, and he could tell at a glance that the kid might have messed up something again—every time when he went back to make troubles and the next door's chicken cubs hadn't been found, he came back with this unconcealed excitement. The expression, showing a little pride and satisfaction, wished to write on his face that I just did something bad.

Kan Ze smiled slightly, sat down on the bed as well, held Mao Tail in his arms, and smoothed the hair.Si Jing didn't notice anything, just opened his eyes and listened intently.

There were intermittent exclamations from outside the window, followed by chaotic footsteps running and cracking sounds, as if something had been knocked down.The assistant director's voice was exceptionally clear in the dark night, full of shock and anger, "Fuck! What the hell are these?"

"There are mice! Where did the mice come from?"

His voice became higher, almost breaking his voice, "—why are there so many rats?!"

Si Jingmao's ears were shaking.

He clapped his hands, tilted his hands, and nestled in Kan Ze's arms, smiling so that the corners of his brows and eyes were crooked.

There was a riot outside.The assistant director was jumping and screaming, but the cleaner heard the movement, and hurriedly ran into the house with a broom and mop.At this moment, the first floor echoed with the shouts of the assistant director of the lighting team. Si Jing nestled in front of the man's chest and tried his best not to laugh too loudly.

Kan Ze said, "You did it?"

"That's right," the boss said confidently, "I said I would make him a rat."

Our company, Jing, never jokes, and we are very reputable.

He was also very shrewd in his calculations, "There are really mice here, I let them be caught in the hotel, it's not a wrong to the hotel."

Kan Ze laughed, but he was still puzzled.

A few mice, the assistant director is an adult man anyway, after some storms, why are they screaming so loudly?

Those who don't know may think that some terrible murder happened here.

Si Jing sat and drew a circle for him with his paw.

"I have a secret weapon," said the boss, "and found the fattest, biggest one—"

He swung his arms round and gestured.

"It's so big!"

"..."

Kan Ze glanced at the size, and then thought of the gray rat with its long tail, and suddenly felt his scalp tingling, and instantly understood why the scream was so horrific.

Si Jing straightened his legs, and finally he was willing to tell him to close the window, and fell down on the bed, still thinking, "The screaming is not loud enough."

Kan Ze grabbed his ankle and tucked back his long legs that always kicked off the quilt, which was funny.

"What does Xiao Hua want him to call?"

Lights went out.The room was pitch black, and nothing could be discerned clearly.Si Jing closed his eyelids, rubbed his toes as a matter of course, successfully found a gap, got out quickly, enjoyed the free air, and muttered, "At least it must be called a broken throat?"

——You broke your throat and no one came to save you, hehehe.

Kan Ze didn't respond to his words.Only got on the bed, got closer, and kissed his forehead and lips closely.The intimate kiss was soft and crisp, like spring rain, exuding a ecstatic breath, the kitty was so comfortable being kissed, a small purr escaped from his throat, and his arms were wrapped around him subconsciously.

Put your arms around your neck and pull people closer.

On a spring night, they were next to each other like this again, and it seemed like a whole heart was burning with fire.

It's been a long time since I've been so close, Si Jing felt comfortable, and his feline nature was undoubtedly revealed, he poked his whole head over, dawdling repeatedly, squinting his eyes to let him scratch the back of his neck again.

"Well……"

The steps that had not been completed during the day seemed to be suddenly connected again at this time.When the power was turned on, the current flowed all the way down from the Tianling Gai, and it was crispy.

It's all bright light.

The tail sticks out from under the quilt, pats left and right anxiously.

Don't be dear!

Boss Si was a little anxious.

Why are you kissing endlessly?

Addicted?

Pushing the man's chest with his hands, he whimpered in dissatisfaction, wanting to urge a heavy rain to fall.It's all ready now, waiting for the little mushrooms to emerge from the ground after the rain, but the man who is usually quite good at raining is taking his time now, still kissing him Between the eyebrows, by the way, put the big tail back, and covered the quilt.

"Be careful of catching a cold."

...Fucking a cold, it's so hot right now.

Si Jing kicked off the quilt again, let out his tail again, and sparks flew out of his heart.

Kan Ze remained calm, clearly seeing what he was thinking, but with the intention of deliberately teasing him, he asked in a low voice, "Why?"

--how?

He still has the face to ask?

The boss was completely angry.He didn't care about anything else, he sat up straight, held catnip's face seriously, and asked, "Do you know what season it is?"

Kan Ze suppressed a smile, "Spring."

Yes!

spring!

Si Jing was almost dying of anxiety. It's such a beautiful spring, why can't he get his mind off it?

He patted that face again with his paw, and said, "It's spring."

Kan Ze: "Yes."

Ok?

Just huh? ?

Si Jing wanted to wonder if his flower was lost.He was a little suspicious, riding on the man, and said condescendingly: "You show me the original shape."

I'm going to check and check, are you out of money.

Are the petals all gone?

Could it be that he was bald?

Catnip laughed, and held him a little tighter with her arms, saying, "Xiaohua..."

He poked out something from his cuff, a small pink and purple flower with slightly bloomed petals and a little pistil inside.Si Jing fiddled with it, and muttered softly, "Isn't it still on..."

"Ok?"

"...Don't be naughty, come and kiss me."

No matter how long-winded you are, mother-in-law and mother, your family is also going to have rats.

It rained a lot that night.It was raining heavily, splashing clusters of water on the ground. Even with the windows closed, the sound of the water could still be heard.The rain in this season is mostly changeable, rushing and slowing down, wilting the vibrant flowers and plants on the ground. At first, they were full of anticipation and held their heads high to welcome them, but they were completely buried in the blows, as if Life is gone.

The world was turned upside down and spelled out into a brand new shape.

Si Jing couldn't get out of bed the next morning.When Yuan Fang knocked on the door and told him to go down to eat, he was still hugging the quilt, sulking on the bed, glaring at the catnip grass, and the quilt was kicked into a mess.

Kan Ze had to use eighteen kisses to calm him down.Boss Si struggled to sit up from the bed, touched his sore waist, and the anger came up again, "Why do your flowers bloom so big?"

This is purely unreasonable.This is natural, what else?

Si Jing didn't care, and demanded: "Let Jiaolong pull it for you."

"..."

pull what?

"Pull it thinner!" Boss Si growled in a low voice, patting the quilt fiercely, and his hairy ears also shook rhythmically on the top of his head, "Make the petals thin and long for me, or I will I'll catch you all back!"

"..."

Can this thing still be pulled?

The kid seemed mad.

Kan Ze's eyes showed pity, and he knew that he might have gone too far, so he hurriedly turned out a few tender green leaves to tease him, and tried in a low voice.

"Xiaohua doesn't like the one from yesterday?"

It shouldn't be.Although Kan Ze is a thousand-year-old monster, he really has no experience or proficiency in this area. He is tireless in his pursuit of improvement, and he even found a book to read. It is clear that people in the book like this kind of thing.

"do not like."

Thinking of yesterday's feeling, Si Jing felt his scalp go numb, as if all internal organs had been penetrated and rubbed, and everything from blood to soul was rushed through by this breath.He even cried - hell, in his memory, he didn't remember that he had ever cried like that!

The boss patted the quilt and emphasized again: "I will never do this in the future."

——Whoever rides again is a fool!

Yuan Fang knocked on the door again, this time with a louder voice than last time, "Si Jing, are you not coming out for dinner?"

No reply yet.He took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call when he saw the door open.Standing behind the door was Kan Ze, tall and straight, as if he had just been washed, fresh and clean. When Yuan Fang saw it, he subconsciously shuddered, and hurried in, closing the door tightly, lest anyone outside would see it.

Kan Ze understood the meaning of his action, and his expression didn't change. He still sat back on the bed and wiped the kitty's hands with a wet towel.Manager Yuan was suspicious, twitching his nose suspiciously, "You guys..."

His expression suddenly changed.

This taste.

It didn't go away all night.

...how thick is this?

Si Jing was still leaning on the bed, his ears and tail were tightly closed, and when he saw him coming in, he lazily raised his eyes, "Oh."

Oh shit!

Yuan Fang almost jumped up and beat him violently, and asked in a low voice: "What's going on? ——Did he force you?"

Boss Si calmly thought about what happened yesterday, and felt that it was an activity that should be carried out during the normal estrus period. Except that he didn't adjust his position for a while and was really a little impulsive, there was nothing to be picky about.

To put it bluntly, it was more like forcing him by himself.

"No."

Old Yuan's father didn't believe it at all.

"No? Can I have this kind of virtue without you? The old waist of my nearly ninety-year-old grandma seems to be more useful than your waist—can you still get up now? Get up and let me see?"

Si Jing propped up the bed and really tried.

"Can't get up."

Yuan Fang managed to hold back his laughter.

Angry.

"How are you going to film this afternoon?"

"What are you worried about?" Si Jing felt that he was making a fuss, "Isn't it a lying down scene?"

No waist required.

"Lying down ghost," Yuan Fang said, "You are not a female partner, you remember wrongly, it is the concubine lying down - that concubine is your true love, you have to hug her."

"..." Si Jing couldn't laugh anymore.He touched his noodle-like waist at the moment, "How much does she weigh?"

-

In the dressing room, the supporting actress who played the role of concubine had a peachy face, and said in a low voice, "I've gained a little weight recently, about 95 catties... I'm afraid I'll have to work hard for the scene."

"How heavy is 95 catties?" The makeup artist is also a little girl who can get fat even after drinking water. The weight is just right—and Si Jing is not without strength, is he, Si Jing?"

Si Jing sat on the makeup chair next door, and was forced to cue, "Yeah."

He turned his head and helped his old waist.

95?

He can't lift fifteen catties at the moment.

Kan Ze was so distressed, and made up his mind that he had to tear up that nonsense book when he went back.

The person who wrote the book must have never practiced it himself.

He whispered: "Do you want to ask for leave?"

Si Jing has the arrogance of a big boss in this regard, "No."

If he asks for leave now, he can't even make up a reason.Such weak legs and sore waist sounded rather unreliable.

As soon as he supported his old waist, he gritted his teeth abruptly.

This shot was shot in the bedroom.The princess who got married was shocked by the young emperor's courage, praised him as a real hero and a real man, and fell in love with him from then on. This is a typical drama of embracing a beautiful woman.

Wang Yuan thought quite well, "You stand here, hug her up, turn her around a little bit—yes, just half a turn, and then say the lines, put her on the bed, put the curtains on, everything—simple Bar?"

Si Jing: "...Simple."

Hahaha.

It's really terribly simple.

You still have to turn half a circle.

Kan Ze was watching from behind the camera, but the director didn't care and called out.Si Jing stretched out his arms and embraced the shy and timid princess——

The two of them managed to fall to the ground with their buttocks, and the princess's tiara was crooked, and they didn't recover for a long time.

Wang Yuan was also stunned.Kan Ze stepped forward in two steps, ignoring the actress at all, and stretched out his hand to pull Si Jing up, and pressed on the other's waist and legs without a trace, helping him relieve the soreness.

"Are you okay?"

Si Jing lost all of his decades-old face, "It's fine."

"Kakaka! What's going on?"

Wang Yuan poked his head out from behind the camera in surprise, looking back and forth at the supporting actress.The figure looks very slender, although tall, but it is not the one with big arms and round waist, and it should not weigh too much, right?

He asked suspiciously, "Si Jing, are you not ready?"

Kan Ze rubbed the cat cub's waist and said in a low voice, "Just pause for now..."

In Si Jing's dictionary, there is no such word as admit defeat, and he gritted his teeth.

"It's not ready."

Wang Yuan also believed it, "Then do it again. This time, the supporting role will give a signal and cooperate better, ah."

The actress listened to this, and when she finished speaking, she winked quietly at Si Jing, signaling him to hug her.

Si Jing put his hands around the actress's waist with great effort, and pulled them up——

Not moving.

Like uprooting a tree.On the contrary, when he exerted himself, his calf trembled.

Si Daxie just doesn't believe in this evil.

He tried harder, and the supporting actress became anxious, so she simply jumped up slightly and let the other party catch her, "Your Majesty..."