The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The agent stared, and read that Weibo back and forth three times.

... really hair.

Kan Ze also gave a like, this is good, saying that the staff accidentally registered the wrong number or someone hijacked the account, and the explanation is not clear.

It's not possible to steal two people's numbers at once, right?

Yuan Fang's temples began to throb and hurt.

When it comes to things like teasing in the fan circle, the boss usually pretends not to know, doesn't know, and doesn't participate. At least on the surface, he has to maintain a good interactive relationship with the other party, and he has to face it.

Where is there such a silly kid like Si Jing who can't wait to wade into the muddy water?

Do you still think the fire didn't burn yourself?

"It's better if you don't talk," Yuan Fang said helplessly, "It's not a big deal...they can talk about it for two days at most, and the new news will come out two days later, who still remembers this?"

Si Jing stretched out his long legs and put on a posture of "Anyway, I've already sent it, what can you do with me?" In Yuan Fang's eyes, it was a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and is anxious and funny at the same time. Forehead, "I really admire you, and you still curse other people's houses for having rats—it's thanks to you that you figured it out. Can the rats listen to you? I think you'll be terrified when you see the rats yourself."

Boss Si frowned and corrected: "The rats saw me, it must be because they were frightened."

Definitely turn around and run.

Yuan Fang gripped the phone even tighter, not taking his words seriously.

The hair is also posted, even if he deducts all the snacks at the moment, it will not have any remedial effect.He could only sigh, and stood up alone to communicate with the public relations department. The voices on both ends of the phone were full of despair.

The public relations department screamed: "Why didn't you stop him?"

This is several times the workload!

Manager Yuan said, "...that's something I have to stop."

He is the cusp of the boss, and the boss is on his side right now.

He turned his head, Si Jing was still slumped on the chair at the moment, tore open the package of a piece of dried fish, squeezed the small fish inside into his mouth, and chewed.The packing bag in his hand was crumpled into a ball by him, and it was easily thrown into the trash can in the other corner of the room.

It was as if he didn't realize that he had just done a big thing.

Manager Yuan had no choice but to sigh and turned his head back, his face distorted, "—work overtime."

This Weibo blew the clarion call for overtime work. The studio partners who had packed up their things and were about to go home had no choice but to sit back again, holding the positive attitude of "I love work and work makes me happy", and gritted their teeth The hidden Sijing brand target was hung on the wall again.This time, an assistant director was added to the top, and the two looked like brothers in distress. As the culprit, they hung side by side on the wall together.

"Director Si Jingyu" and "Like Kan Ze", the two hot searches rushed into the top five in a blink of an eye.It was the time when the turmoil was high, and people from all walks of life went into the water one after another, sneering and sarcastic fighting openly and secretly, turning the entertainment circle into a palace fighting drama.

People in the circle are best at calling white things black, and this case is no exception.

In the eyes of those who like Si Jing, this is called a good young man who stands out for his fans and is serious.

In Si Jing's dark eyes, he was confused and didn't want to admit it. After being pointed out, he became angry from embarrassment.

The two groups of people gathered under this Weibo, and they were full of scolding.

Si Jing roughly glanced at the comments, then threw the phone aside and didn't care about it anymore.

He actually admired it very much. ——In order to find out his black spots, those black fans followed him persistently, paid attention to every movement and every photo of him, and even stared at the video for more than an hour frame by frame, just to be able to get from it In the middle, I found a picture of his facial expression collapsed.Boss Si sometimes feels that these people are more loyal than his true fans, which is considered remarkable.

It's a pity that most of the monsters are naturally beautiful and have a good skin, no matter how exaggerated their expressions are, they will not make people feel collapsed.The sunspots have not been able to find evidence that Si Jing is actually not good-looking so far, so they can only mock him for being unmanly.

Si Jing thought to himself, what does he want to be masculine?

He is not human.

Just be mighty and domineering.

... Tsk.

When the filming started again, most of the people in the crew already knew about the dispute on the Internet, and their expressions were somewhat weird.Si Jing, however, didn't seem to notice at all, he still stood up on the edge of the bed generously and asked, "Continue to shoot?"

"Go ahead and shoot."

Wang Yuan glanced at the silent deputy director of the lighting team, and raised the small speaker.

"Where's Kan Ze?"

"Here we come!" Fang Yuan quickly replied, "Brother Kan will come out soon..."

The lights are focused, the cameras are turned on, and the clapperboard is fired.

Kan Ze straightened his clothes.He sat on the side of the dragon couch, took off a pair of shoes, his expression was still calm.

"Your Majesty, I'm afraid this is against the rules."

"What's wrong?"

The emperor said, stretching out his arms unquestionably, clasped his hands firmly at the crook of his arms, and pulled him onto the bed with some force, "—I am the rule."

The bright yellow satin quilt was undulating, and the dragon on it was alive, as if it could fly out on the clouds in the next second.The emperor was half leaning against the corner of the bed, his expression was a little tired, but his eyes were shining, "The ancestor fell asleep like him back then, and today I value Ai Qing...Why not follow her footsteps and sleep?"

The left side couldn't shirk it, but finally took off his outer pants, put on the snow-white inner pants, and slowly got into the other end.The two people's feet touched each other, rubbing against each other vaguely, Si Jing's legs shrank slightly, and he continued to speak his lines, "How does Ai Qing feel?"

The camera moves closer, the lens zooms in.Si Jing bent his eyes out of the camera, deliberately rubbed his toes against his courtier's calf under the quilt, and slowly moved up from the ankle all the way up. The warmth of the skin was still clear through a layer of fabric, and Kan Ze's forehead was slightly oozing. He was sweating, his forehead was shining brightly, it was unavoidable under the camera, and he couldn't be different, so he could only softly say: "Observe."

The person on the opposite side was triumphant, smiling like a little fox where the camera couldn't capture it.

An old pervert.

You actually have today.

Don't reply to my message at noon, pretending to say that when you are busy, did you think that there will be now?Um?

The excitement was so secretive that it seemed to be burning in his veins. Kan Ze remained calm, surrounded by many crew members, and no one could see anything wrong from his face.Wang Yuan even nodded slightly in satisfaction, instructing another camera to take a side shot, "Here..."

Something spilled out.

When he was suddenly touched, Si Jing was startled, and subconsciously used some strength to clamp the leg of the man opposite him; but then he realized that Kan Ze didn't move at all, not even the ups and downs of his legs.It was not a man who touched him.

That is--

The calf was rolled up, Si Jing gritted his teeth.

Grass.

Miscalculated.

Forgot he still has so many roots.

Kan Ze lowered his eyes, reciting his lines line by line, with just the right mood.Countless branches and leaves spread silently under the quilt, growing crazily as if spring had ushered in overnight, circling leisurely, binding Si Jing's waist and legs.The pink and purple flower buds rubbed against each other, and the petals opened slightly, and shyly stuffed themselves in the hollow of Si Jing's leg.

……

Hastily hastily!

With that smell, Si Jing wouldn't admit it even with his eyes closed.

This old perverted grass is definitely about to bloom, and the breath floats out along the gaps in the quilt, faint, slightly sweet and greasy with the fragrance of grass and trees.Si Jing's breathing was a little messy, but he couldn't control it at first. He tried to pop his ears up and down, but was pressed down again by the tight wig.

Go on like this, and later he will be able to push the whole wig up with his pointed ears.Si Jing gritted his teeth, and was about to say the card, but saw the man opposite made a pause gesture first, and said, "Director Wang, do you want to change this line? It seems a bit uncomfortable."

"Change? Where?"

Wang Yuan approached with the script in hand, and concentrated on discussing with Kan Ze how to modify the next line.Si Jing took the opportunity to throw off the quilt, and put the wide and big blouse on his body, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Few people noticed, Si Daxie trotted all the way into the bathroom and opened the compartment door.He originally wanted to just sit on the toilet lid, but seeing that the lid still couldn't sit down, he took out a few pieces of paper and wiped it carefully, until it was spotless. Then he condescended and sat down The head tried to drain his water-filled balloon.

...Damn it.

If I had known that he was so teased that the prototype couldn't hold back, he wouldn't have played!

What kind of idea did the fox come up with...

After all, the hairy tail stuck out, Si Jing also untied the belt of his jacket, and the big tail came out freely from the loose skirt, swinging left and right.Si Jing blew his breath and let it go for a long time, but he still didn't release 01:30, so he had to grit his teeth and pick up the phone again.

"Aren't you coming?"

Send it to the contact "Millennium Old Pervert".

Kan Ze's cell phone suddenly turned on. He avoided the crew and turned to check. When he saw the WeChat message from "Good Baby", he couldn't help laughing.

"—Come on."

Wang Yuan was originally serious, but now he heard Kan Ze's opinion, the more he listened to it, the more reasonable he felt.He simply clapped his hands and said: "This scene is filmed here first, and we will continue at night, ah. Screenwriter? Where is the screenwriter? Call the screenwriter over, and let's sort out the biography of the characters..."

The work has temporarily come to an end, the venue is noisy, and people from all walks of life are doing their own things.Seeing that no one was paying attention, Kan Ze stepped forward with his long legs and headed straight for the bathroom with his baby.

The compartment door was knocked three times, and the boss Si inside was annoyed, "Who?"

Kan Ze said gently, "It's me."

There was no movement inside.Kan Ze didn't rush him either, like a big bad wolf waiting at the door of Little White Rabbit's house, it took him a long time to knock again.

"..."

The door opened silently.The kitten inside was like a small cannonball, plunged into his arms, and pushed the faucet roughly.

"It doesn't come out!" Si Jing said, "It must be broken..."

"It's broken." Kan Ze kissed his forehead, "Then I'll fix it."

Facts have proved that for a device like a faucet, the speed of the water is really different.Kan Ze didn't move the wrench a few times, and warm water drops dripped out, and after a while, they gathered into thin streams of water, which wet the man's palm.Kan Ze wiped his hands with a piece of paper, and wiped it for him too, coaxing in a low voice, fearing to make the kitty anxious, he kissed the tips of his ears several times.

Si Jing didn't speak, and was still a little sulking, both at Kan Ze and at himself.

How can it only be effective when you meet Kan Ze?

He stretched out his foot and kicked Kan Ze, the man turned his head and threw away the wiped paper just now, with a smile in his eyes.Looking from the height of Si Jing, the lines on the side of the catnip grass are clear and clear. At the moment, the hair is still tied up, and a small part of the long black hair is loose, hanging on the shoulders, like dense, shiny hair. Fall.

He seemed to have suddenly realized the man's handsomeness, and this handsome man rushed in like a stupid dog in a panic.Boss Si looked away, and said in a muffled voice, "I found that you are... pretty good-looking."

Kan Ze said politely, "Thank you."

Thanks hell.

Si Jing's anger was finally gone, and he immediately turned his back on him, and began to turn over old accounts and ask his teacher for his crimes.

"What are you doing at noon, and you don't reply to me on WeChat?"

He sat on the toilet seat, completely unaware that he was speaking like a wife asking why her husband was late.

Kan Ze laughed, "Are you asking now?"

Si Jing blushed.

When I first met, I was confused by the smell of the grass, and since I hadn't seen him for a long time, I was only focused on flowering and sprouting, so I couldn't remember the sins of this person—when I remembered again, it was already at this moment.He didn't realize it was too late, and said in a muffled voice, "Not now?"

"Okay, okay."

Kan Ze let him go, let him wag his tail to make trouble, and stepped on his knee.The man knelt down and said softly, "It's true—"

Before the words fell, the door suddenly slammed.

Kan Ze quickly swallowed the rest of the words, quickly raised Si Jing's big tail, and raised his two long legs up again.

Boss Si was at a loss, but he heard someone start to turn the doorknob one by one.Seeing that it didn't move, he simply asked, "Kan Ze? Are you there?"

It was the voice of the assistant director of the lighting team.

Kan Ze remained calm and only hummed inside.

The assistant director twisted the doorknob again and asked, "Are you alone?"

Kan Ze lowered his voice, seemingly helpless, "Assistant director, I didn't hear that there was a group coming to the bathroom."

The assistant director outside smiled.

"That's not true, it's just that I saw Si Jing coming in just now, and thought the two of you were talking inside - so there wasn't?"

He still didn't give up, and stayed at the door, babbling, apparently waiting until Kan Ze came out to see it with his own eyes, "I heard voices at the door. It sounded like Si Jing..."

The door opened suddenly.The assistant director of the lighting team didn't expect them to have the courage to open the door. He was startled for a moment and took a step back.

Kan Ze inside hadn't been tidied up completely, and the belt of his jacket was open.He was holding something in his arms, a very small ball of hair, two pointed ears of light pink, with thin fluff.Kan Ze said: "A cat ran over from the window just now. The assistant director heard it. Maybe I was talking to it."

The kitten bristled its fur all over, and bared its white teeth, looking fierce.

The assistant director was tongue-tied, and looked in through the gap left by Kan Ze—there was no one there.He also inspected the next few compartments just now, and they were all empty. Si Jing is not short, so he stands out everywhere, so he can't be invisible anymore.

A thin branch on the ground moved closer to the corner of the wall silently.It protruded from the gap under the cubicle, until it reached the next cubicle, and then it forked. Countless stems and leaves curled up Si Jing's coat, shoes, underwear, underpants... the wig was also high Lift it up, it looks like a peacock opening its tail, and the two leaves in the middle took the opportunity to rub against the clothes.

If the assistant director of the lighting team opened the door of the next cubicle again, he would be able to discover this damn scene.But he originally thought that the relationship between the two of them was in trouble, so he could catch it off-the-shelf and get a handle, but now he couldn't get off the stage, so he just smiled and stretched out his hand to touch, "Is this the cat in the crew? It's not bad. cute……"

Unexpectedly, the short-legged cat looked round and cute, but in fact it was really fierce. Without saying a word, it gnawed on his finger, fiercely.The assistant director's fingers were bleeding, and he was taken aback.

"Why are you still biting?"

Kan Ze also looked at it, and frowned, "The assistant director should go and have a look. I don't know where the cat came from, maybe it hasn't been vaccinated."

"..."

After such a scene, where does the assistant director have other thoughts?Seeing that there was nothing unusual, I hurried out to find the doctor accompanying the group.Si Jing lay in Kan Ze's arms, poohed several times, then opened his mouth wide for Kan Ze to rinse his mouth.

Kan Ze dragged the odd-shaped screen that opened at the back, took some leaves to catch some water in front of the sink, and asked Si Jing to rinse back and forth several times.Boss Si shook his ears, quite disgusted.

The taste is strange, unpalatable to death.

Gee.

If I knew it earlier, I should have scratched it with my paws.

He patted Kan Ze with his hairy tail. The man seemed to have noticed it, so he didn't care?

Kan Ze hugged his tail, buried it on his face, and took a big breath.

Si Jing tugged back with a cold cat face, seeing that he was still addicted, he simply patted his paw.The paw pads pushed hard, pushing away the immobile face stuck to the tail.

Wake up!Is this the time to suck me?

Why don't you worry about it at all?

The worried Kan Ze had no choice but to nod, "Take care, take care."

His eyes are deep.

"I'm afraid we don't need to worry about it, someone has already come forward."

-

After dinner, Wang Yuan finally discussed the script and ended the small meeting with the screenwriting team.It was getting late, and he wasn't in the mood to shoot any more, so he clapped his hands to indicate to the crew to continue tomorrow, "Give me all your energy!"

The staff all agreed, Director Wang turned his gaze and landed on the assistant director of the lighting team.With a sullen face, he said, "Old Zhou, come here."

The assistant director's face turned blue and white, and went in.

He still has some confidence.I have cooperated with Wang Yuan more than once, and his professional ability is definitely one of the best in the circle, otherwise he would not be able to be an assistant director in such a large crew.But this person does have a problem. He looks down on traffic, especially Xiao Xianrou. People like Si Jing who are popular, good-looking, and have low qualifications are even more inferior in his eyes, as if these people should be given He made a confession, begging him to join the crew.

Wang Yuan knew what was wrong with him, but he opened his mouth to speak without showing mercy, "It's so annoying that you can't even cut a Weibo account? Huh?"

The assistant director looked awkward, and couldn't help but defend himself, "They're all fooling around..."

"I think you're fooling around." Wang Yuan looked stern, "From now on, there will only be more and more young people in the crew. What else do you want them to give you? One person, one house, so you can open a hotel? "

The assistant director's face flushed, "If it weren't for Si Jing, this matter wouldn't have become a big deal at all!"

Wang Yuan said, "If it wasn't for you, this would never have happened!"

These words successfully choked people back.The assistant director took several deep breaths, took out a cigarette from his pocket with a sullen head, and was not convinced.

"Isn't it just being scolded? Who hasn't been scolded before? He can be the male lead in your movie at a young age, shouldn't he be more acquainted?"

To put it bluntly, after all, I have cooperated with the old actors a lot before, and I have a sense of superiority.Looking at these young people, it was as if he was an old-timer, and he should support them.

But Si Jing is not that temperamental, he usually eats and drinks on the set, and has no intention of wronging himself to please others at all.Cautious?That's not even close to Si Jing.

The assistant director is not fair.

"He's a fledgling..."

Wang Yuan cut off his words.

"He's just a fledgling, and he's much more decent than you, an old Jiang Hu. He's really good at acting, but you've caused a lot of trouble!"

The assistant director was startled, and when he raised his head, the director's expression was unprecedentedly serious.

"This is what happened before, Lao Zhou, I don't care if it's good or bad. You apologize on Weibo and say that your tone is wrong, and this matter is over—"

He paused.

"But this can only be the only time. I don't want to hear about the conflicts in the crew again. If anyone interferes with my filming again, pack up and get out."

These words were so harsh that the assistant director didn't dare to have any further objections, so he had no choice but to say hello.

Wang Yuan called Si Jing over again.

"This matter is settled, let Lao Zhou admit his mistake to you."

Si Jing stuck it in his pocket, "Admit your mistake?"

The assistant director's face was ugly and he was dawdling.Boss Si looked at him for a while, then suddenly spread his palms lazily.

"What is this for?"

"There's no need to admit your mistakes to me," Si Jing said unhurriedly, "I wasn't the one who was sorry."

Wang Yuan was stunned, but Si Jing continued: "But the assistant director has to return the things my girl prepared. Anyway, your old man didn't intend to take care of me, and you don't like this little care. You can't see it." Come on, but I am a baby, if it is convenient, I can pay it back now."

"..." The assistant director's face turned green and pale, and Director Wang couldn't laugh or cry.

For such a long time, I have never seen someone bring something back to ask for it.

Si Jing is indeed stingy.He followed the assistant director back to the hotel, asked for all those things, and carried them back in his hands.The small sticker with his Q-version avatar printed on it is still there, with a tiger head and a tiger brain, and the fans who drew it obviously put a lot of effort into expressing his usual demeanor to the fullest.

Bracelets, LED lights, snacks, hand cream, smart watches... Si Jing counted them all, and nothing was missing.

He turned to look at the closed door.

"You deserve it." The boss said in a low voice, "In your life, don't expect someone to prepare things for you like this."

You just deserve to see it.

laugh.

-

It was night, and there were rats in the hotel.

Super big rat.