The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The more Jiaolong thought about it, the more he thought it was a good idea, "In this way, you won't be afraid of being bumped when you run."

Because it can be tied around the waist and tied firmly.

Si Jing: "..."

Then I really thank you and your family.

For a long time, he had to choose between thin and long and not long but normal in width. Finally, he gave up Flammulina velutipes and chose normal mushrooms, "Forget it."

Jiaolong said: "Forget it?"

"Or do you have a better way?"

Jiaolong pondered for a moment, then gave the answer, "Retraining is faster."

Immediately afterwards, he heard a beep on the phone over there, and his Zai Sijing abandoned his old father indifferently and hung up the phone.Jiaolong murmured blankly, opened his mouth, held up his phone and looked at the vixen standing beside him, "Why is he beeping at me?"

Faced with such an old antique who just came down the mountain, the fox had no choice but to explain reluctantly: "Maybe... maybe the signal is not good."

Jiaolong was full of suspicion, "So you just beep at me?"

Who is the beep and why is it beeping?

He turned his head to look, and although it was not night, there were quite a few monsters sitting in the monster tavern.Monsters, big and small, showed their furry ears and tails, and walked around in the hall. Jiaolong wanted to go down to find a monster to ask what the beep meant, but was stopped by the fox.

"Why don't we watch TV?"

Jiaolong doesn't know anything else, but he knows what TV is.Hearing this, he obediently sat back on the chair in front of the bar, "Okay."

The TV hanging on the wall of the tavern started playing Piggy Page.The pink piggy curled its tail, dumb and cute.

A wolf demon patted the table in dissatisfaction and complained, "What is this? Why do we keep watching this?"

After all, they are monsters, so it’s fine to leave this thing for a day, and let it go every day, which monster can stand it?

He found fault, "Change the channel, change to something more exciting."

After all, it has to be a boxing match, right?

Before the fox could speak, Jiaolong frowned, leaned over slightly, and looked straight at him.

"You don't like this?"

"..."

At this moment, the coercion belonging to the thousand-year-old monster came to the sky, and the young monsters present couldn't hold it anymore. Two of them disappeared on the spot. The white hedgehog and the sika deer knelt on the ground together and trembled.The wolf demon swallowed his saliva, and felt a sudden chill in his heart. When he spoke again, his voice became more polite, respectfully, "No...no."

He smiled dryly, "It's pretty, it's pretty."

The tavern became quiet again, only the occasional clinking of glasses could be heard. The uprising of the goblins was brutally suppressed, and they didn't even dare to utter a word.

Si Jing at the other end got into the car with his luggage.

Yuan Fang was very thoughtful, and had already released the news that Si Jing's ankle was only slightly sprained, and he could not walk that day, but it was not a major event. He has basically recovered, and immediately announced that Si Jing will be participating in "More than Every Year" in a friendly manner. The news, trying to attract everyone's attention.

I have to say that although this trick is old-fashioned, it does have some effect.In the past two months, Si Jing's fans have basically run out of food, they can only eat the variety shows that have been filmed, and don't look at the new ones at all.A group of girlfriend fans, mother fans, and sister fans knocked on bowls every day looking forward to the Lord's return from vacation, and now that they are finally looking forward to it, the specious photo before was quickly forgotten.

Besides, Si Jing did have a good time.A well-known male movie star in the circle was photographed at the scene of cheating, kissing mistress by the window, the picture is clear, the good husband's personality collapsed completely.With such a well-documented upsurge, where would the attention of the melon eaters be on him and Kan Ze?

Even the entertainment media didn't say anything under the management of Kanze's studio, they just changed all the previous press releases to "shocking brotherhood", and after that they tried their best to promote the relationship between the two as brothers.

Mutual help, harmony and friendship are in line with the core socialist values ​​at first glance.

On the Sijing car, I checked Weibo again. All kinds of guesses before had almost disappeared. Only the cp fans who watched the scenery quietly carried this shocking giant candy home, and prepared to taste it slowly. It was so sweet that it was so sweet .

But eating sugar is sugar eating, they only cautiously act as screaming groundhogs in their one-acre three-point land, and no one goes out to scream.

Several big fans made repeated orders:

You are not allowed to look for sweets under the Weibo of both parties; you are not allowed to speak indiscriminately under the name of cp fans; you are not allowed to feminize either of the two parties...Of course, you can drive, you must swipe your card, and those who do not have an official viewing card are not allowed to use it car.

Si Jing looked down again, okay, this is not just driving, this is simply an expo of thousands of cars!

There are everything for horses and horses on the car in the field kitchen, as well as mirrors, handcuffs, cat ears and aprons.A group of veteran drivers drove him and Kan Ze all the way up the expressway, with no intention of getting off the expressway at all.

... Tsk.

What are his fans thinking now?

... How do you know if you don't look at it?

As an idol, it is necessary for him to care about the dynamics of the fans circle.

Si Jing was actually a little curious.He's not very old, and the most exciting cat movies he's ever seen are nothing but cat movies, like this one full of braised pork...

He really hasn't seen it.

He moved his fingers and saved all the documents.

The crew of "More than Every Year" filmed at the film and television base in this city.Since he was not too far away, only Yuan Fang and two assistants followed him. When he stepped into the shooting scene, a main plot was being shot inside.

This was the first time Si Jing saw the big fat carp acting.

Bai Hongli had a pair of glasses on his face, thin and gold-rimmed.He leaned against the railing, held a cigarette between his fingers, and exhaled a mouthful of gray smoke in front of the green screen. Then he stared at the smoke for a while, laughed at himself, and stretched out his foot to break it.

Not a single line, just a few simple actions.

The emotions that can be conveyed are full.

Bai Hongli took the work very seriously, the director called the card, he got off the stage, leaned in front of the camera again, and rewatched his performance just now.I don't know what I saw, I frowned, not very satisfied, "The expression just now was not good enough, let me add another one."

He took the initiative to return to the stage.

"As expected of the film emperor Bai," Yuan Fang, who was following behind, whispered, and at the same time pushed his own artist, "Look at it, and learn from it."

The degree of care of others alone is not of the same order of magnitude as most people in the circle.

Otherwise, how can he be a movie king.

Si Jing was thoughtful, and obediently stood where he was, staring at Bai Hongli.Bai Hongli was immersed in emotion, he was so sentimental that he couldn't help himself, but he felt more and more hot all over his body, his heart was beating in a mess, and he panicked. When he looked up again, he saw that the cat had already arrived, and now he was looking straight at the cat. What about him?

The big fat carp shook his hand, and the cigarette dropped.

... This look is like looking at braised fish.

The director called a pause, "What's going on? Didn't you hold the cigarette properly?"

"No……"

Bai Hongli forced a smile and said, "Si Jing is here."

Help, the cat is coming.

The director was surprised: "Si Jing is here, why are you out of shape?"

The small universe is almost extinguished.

Yuan Fang stepped forward to say hello, Si Jing put his hands in his pockets, followed Youyou, and was grabbed by his manager indiscriminately, motioning him to put away his bossy demeanor.Fortunately, the director had heard about the reputation of being a top player in the scene circle, so he didn't take it seriously. He just asked, "Have you read the script?"

Yuan Fang smiled: "Si Jing has already studied it carefully on the way here."

"That's good," said the director. "Let's speed up the shooting. We will shoot in the two days we are going to shoot. Let's try on the makeup and hair first."

He didn't have high expectations for Si Jing, but he wasn't disappointed either.After all, the traffic is here, it's just a cameo role, but the box office driven will not be only one or two points. With Bai Hongli, a well-known koi in the movie industry, and Si Jing's appeal... This film is basically It's guaranteed.

There will be no disadvantages anyway.

The filming of Si Jing officially started in the evening.He squatted on the small stool of the crew for a long time and ate several packets of dried fish before he was called over. The lighting crew was ready. Let's have a try!"

Bai Hongli said politely, "Okay."

He had read the script, but it was just a few lines of dialogue, nothing difficult.

But halfway through the performance, the director yelled Ka, "What's the matter, Hongli, are you using the old version of the script?"

Bai Hongli was also taken aback.

"What old version?"

"The script has been changed," said the director, "didn't you get the new one?"

The big fat carp looked blank, "No—when was it changed?"

It was changed when Si Jing confirmed the guest appearance.

Since there is traffic, we must give him more weight.The screenwriter team modified the middle scenes, changed the nature of Si Jing's role, and became a comedic idiot who was always deceived by Bai Hongli's character.

Bai Hongli took the new script, his hands were shaking.

"This……"

This seems a little different from what he imagined, right?

He originally thought that he would just talk to his benefactor face to face and in a friendly manner. Why are there so many violent body movements here?

The entanglement in his heart is completely unknown to the director.At this moment, the little yellow flag waved again, and shouted again, "OK!"

Bai Hongli swallowed, and put his hands on the side of Si Jing's face in fear.The uncle cat on the opposite side looked very calm, looking at him gloomyly.

The big fat carp looked at him, as if he saw half of the carp's tail in his mouth, his hands trembled, a group of upset, after a long while, it was as light as if someone was going to brush off the dust on his face, softly Touched, "Ah."

director:"?"

"Ka!" he shouted, "Hongli, it's a fight, it's a fight!"

Big Fat Carp: "..."

He stretched out his hand to touch it softly again, and shouted a little louder, "Ah!"

The director threw the flag in his hand and was completely convinced.

"Will you wipe his face?"

so gentle?

I didn't ask you to use too much effort. After all, you are all entertainers, but if you borrow a little bit and don't hit so hard, the slap will always fall on the opponent's face, right?

Bai Hongli took off his glasses and rubbed his temples vigorously.

"Director, this won't work, I really can't..."

The director looked puzzled, "Why not?"

"This..." Bai Yingdi stuck in his shell, and choked out a sentence, "Look at this delicate skin and tender flesh..."

The thin-skinned and tender-meat cat smiled kindly at him, the director clapped his hands and said from the bottom of his heart, "You are awesome, you are awesome."

I haven't seen you feel pity when you play opposite a teenage girl, but now that you catch Si Jing, a well-known overlord in the circle, you feel pity with all your strength.

He raised the horn again, and said angrily: "Changing all seats."

The position of the camera was adjusted, and Yingdi Bai heaved a sigh of relief. The slap fell in the air, and he was extra confident, "Slap!"

The beating was heart-wrenching, but after looking at Si Jing's face and smelling the cat smell, he didn't dare to swing anymore, clamped his legs and said the next line, stammering, "You... You idiot don't understand anything at all..."

The director called a timeout again, looking at him exhausted, suspecting that he had found a fake actor.

"I think you don't understand anything."

You're playing a manly hero, not a first-grade student being carried away by the teacher to stand in the corner.

What are you planning to do like this?

"Si Jing doesn't know how to call parents!"

Bai Yingdi was wronged by his strength, but he couldn't say it.

How should I put it, because the opposite is his benefactor and natural enemy, and the smell is particularly strong after I haven't seen it for a while, so my legs are soft now, can I just run away with my tail?

Si Jing also frowned, "Just act according to the script."

Bai Hongli was timid and said hello in advance, "Then I'll trip you up later, maybe."

Let me just say it first, it's not that I want to trip you!

Boss Si stretched out his legs impatiently, "Come."

Grinding and chirping, like a female fish.

Is this preparing to carry fish roe?

With Si Jing speaking, Bai Hongli finally let go a little bit, but he still moved very lightly when he tripped the other party. As soon as the camera was turned off, he immediately stepped forward, pulled the man up from the floor, rubbed the cat's knee flatteringly, After finishing this and rubbing that, "how is it, it doesn't hurt from the fall, does it?"

Of course, Si Jing put his shoulders on his shoulders and jumped up and down.

"It doesn't hurt."

As long as it doesn't hurt, Bai Hongli felt relieved and helped him down, "Be careful, there are steps."

When I looked up, I saw the expressions of the crew who hadn't had time to restrain themselves.

"..."

It's like watching monkeys in a zoo.

After all, this scene seems more suitable to take place in the Maternal and Child Health Hospital.

Bai Hongli suddenly realized something, and quickly let go of his hand. Before Si Jing could react, he walked down lazily, "Didn't you just say you want to talk to me? Where are you going to talk?"

Big Fat Carp: "... Just my room."

Anyway, now it seems that they have completely misunderstood.

He looked like his old father for a moment.

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However, in the end, he still couldn't return to Cheng's room. After finding out that the rest of the crew lived next door, Bai Hongli took Si Jing to the supper stand.It was already late at night when the filming ended, and the road was quiet at this moment, and there were not many people. He pulled up the collar of his windbreaker and put on a mask, but no one could tell that they were two celebrities. He sat in front of the wonton booth, Bai Hongli knocked on the table.

"Do you have chicken soup wontons?"

"Yes," the boss replied swiftly, and boiled the water, "How many bowls do you want?"

"Two bowls."

Bai Hongli took out a tissue and wiped the table again.The chopsticks were scalded with boiling water before passing them over. Si Jing accepted his younger brother's hospitality, took off his mask, and waited quietly to eat.

Before the wontons came up, a shop next door also opened.The aluminum door curtain was pulled upwards by hula la, and the lights in the store were turned on.

Why is there still a shop open in the middle of the night?

The boss brought two bowls of wontons, wiped his hands on the apron, and explained: "Their family always sells dog meat secretly."

Si Jing frowned.

These days, not many people eat dog meat.Dogs exist more as pets. In the eyes of many dog ​​lovers, treating them as food is an unforgivable behavior in itself.

Especially cats, which are often juxtaposed with dogs, are even more uncomfortable to watch.Si Jing looked at the bowl and lost his appetite, "Do you open the door every day?"

"I can't help it," said the boss. "It's only been two days since the door was reopened. I don't know where to get the dog. They're like this, and there's no law to control them. They always sneak up on other people's homes and keep them very well. The dog was lured out—the kind of stray dog ​​on the street, people don’t want it, because the meat is not clean.”

Bai Hongli said, "But those dogs have dog tags."

Pet dogs are also the treasures of many people's homes. They are fed with delicious food. Where can they eat them?

"That's useless," said the boss, "while you're walking the dog, take a ham sausage or something, or sprinkle something in the yard. There are yards in this area, and there are a lot of dogs, so it's not easy to leash them. , There are those dogs that have not received much education and will follow them. They also put sleeping pills in things, after eating, even Tibetan mastiffs have to be submissive.”

After a while, a large cart came by, and several men hurried up and down, moving the big cage covered with cloth into the shop.Some dogs woke up, but their mouths seemed to be stuffed with something, and they could only make a thin whining sound.

The boss said "it can't be helped" three times in a row, and could only watch helplessly.

The dog tags were all removed, and he couldn't be certain that it was stolen. Besides, the neighbors were all gangsters, so he really didn't dare to provoke them, so he still bent down and wiped the table.

Bai Hongli also frowned, "Even if there is, it's not easy for us to show up."

Although the owner of the wonton stall didn't recognize the two popular stars, it doesn't mean that other people can't recognize them.If it gets caught, it's another matter.

He said: "It's better to find someone to deal with it tomorrow."

Si Jing raised his eyes to look at him, there was a faint green light inside, "Why wait?"

"..."

At this moment, Bai Hongli thought of his attribute of being a big cat in the cat world who was not afraid of anything, and couldn't help feeling flustered.

"Benefactor, don't you want to go up?"

Si Jing hummed forcefully, his eyes lit up, and he was eager to try.

"I haven't had a fight in a long time."

In the ears of the big fat carp, it is "I haven't smoked anyone for a long time".

He said painfully: "But you are still a public figure—"

"It's okay," Si Jing commanded, "I'll go, you cover."

"..."

"Don't worry," Si Jing said, "If they become disabled, I will compensate them for their medical expenses. Wait a minute, I need medical expenses first, hello, hello?"

He dialed a number, if he asked Yuan Fang about this kind of thing, Yuan Fang would obviously ask endlessly, why do you want money, did you get into some trouble again? ——You can think of it with a meat pad.

Si Jing was shrewd, instead of calling him, he directly dialed the owner of the studio, with a tone as if he was the boss, and said without saying a word, "Call me some money."

Kan Ze had just finished work at this moment, and when he heard this, he responded pamperingly.

"it is good."

Si Jing emphasized: "There must be more."

Kan Ze laughed softly, holding the phone, "Yeah."

Two minutes later, a text message from the bank popped up on Si Jing's cell phone.

Your account has accepted a transfer of 20000.

Si Jing just wanted to say enough, but he heard the phone continue to ding, and basically all his cards rang one by one, all of which were transfers with the maximum limit of the day. Finally, Kan Ze wrote him a check and asked: "I'll have someone send it to you tomorrow?"

"..."

"Or the check book is signed for you, and you fill it out directly?"

"..."

Bai Yingdi stared at the fish eyes and counted the odds on the check for a long time.

Fuck, is it so easy to ask for money now?

Did he ask for money from Meteor, who became a master? ?