The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

This scene was indeed a bit exciting.

It's like being caught cheating on the scene.

The two managers stood there in a daze, as if they had turned into wood carvings and clay sculptures in an instant, completely losing their ability to respond.Only two pairs of eyes were wide open, looking at this and then at that.

……what.

At this moment, they could almost hear the wailing in each other's hearts.

This looks so real.

This seems so fucking real!

If it weren't for Kan Ze who was paying their wages now, Yuan Fang would have jumped up and greeted the other party's family directly.He looked at Si Jing who was wearing a bathrobe at the moment, his eyes looked from the open front of the shirt to his calves, and when he saw the red marks on his head, his veins were twitching.He took a sharp breath, stepped forward and grabbed Si Jing's arm, and yelled at the wound on his head: "How did you do that?"

The manager's eyes were full of shock, you actually made people tormented like this!

In fact, this really wronged Kan Ze.Kan Ze hurt him, how could he be willing to do it - these wounds were all scratched by branches and leaves when Si Jing was unconscious yesterday, because of the ointment, so now they are red and look particularly scary.

Being dragged by him, Si Jing obviously didn't understand, and lazily stretched out his hand to stroke his hair, "How did you get it out?"

He wasn't fully awake at the moment, his voice was still muffled, with a bit of milky smell.Yuan Fang's heart ached so badly that he turned to look at Kan Ze with the little ancestor in his hand, his gaze filled with condemnation.

Fang Yuandao also looked at Kan Ze, not daring to condemn, but it was obviously full of disapproval.

He said tactfully: "Brother Kan, isn't this very good? Si Jing is an artist in our studio..."

Yuan Fang: "Yes! You can't play on Si Jing even if you play something exciting!"

Fang Yuan said: "The impact is not good, if you get hurt, we can't explain it later, can we?"

Yuan Fang was still in the anger of what happened to the artist he brought out, his tone was fierce, and he forgot to restrain his temper, "What's the difference between you and unspoken rules?!"

He guarded Si Jing like a hen guarding his chicks. He was about to cry for a moment, and he pulled Si Jing out, "Terminate the contract, terminate the contract! There's nothing more to say, let's terminate now—"

In the midst of the turmoil, the boss Si at the center of the storm looked at Kan Ze, who was being attacked by both front and back, and frowned.

He moistened his throat, "Hello."

Several people immediately turned their heads to look at him. Yuan Fang was the most excited and said, "Si Jing, if you have any grievances, just say it, and I will definitely make the decision for you!"

Si Jing rubbed his nose and leaned against the door frame, "I'm hungry."

"..."

"Does the kitchen make fish soup?"

"..."

After a while, the two managers finally entered the room and sat down at the dining table.Si Jing naturally occupied the best position, he opened his mouth and waited to eat, just like a chick waiting to be fed.Kan Ze fetched water, soaked the towel, and said to him patiently, "reach out."

Stretching out two hands, Kan Ze held them, and wiped them carefully little by little, from the palms to the crevices of the fingers.

"Do you still eat fish balls?"

Si Jingti asked, "Sprinkle chili and cumin powder."

He is a cat with a strong taste!

Kan Ze reached out to rub his hair, with a soft smile in his eyes, "Wait."

He tied the apron around his waist, rolled up the cuffs of his shirt twice, and turned his head to the cabinet again.The oven was taken out, and the round fish balls were baked so oily, bouncy and tenacious, and the aroma wafted out layer by layer. Although the two managers were angry, they inevitably felt a little greedy. .

Kan Ze can cook?

Yuan Fang was a little surprised. Kan Ze was outside, and he was basically a person who didn't eat fireworks.Fans in the circle call him, and sometimes they just call him "Xiange", as if he can fly directly to the sky with wings.

But looking at him now wearing an apron full of cat heads, slacks and a light-colored shirt, and standing in front of the pot, he really looks decent.

Yuan Fang took a few glances, then turned to look at Si Jing.Si Jing slumped on the chair as if he had no bones, feeling pain all over his body, and complained: "Back pain."

The eyes of the two agents changed abruptly.

Si Jing hummed again, "My arm hurts too."

He stretched out an arm, and naturally put it in front of Yuan Fang, asking, "I want to squeeze."

"..."

Yuan Fang had been with him for a long time, got used to his temper, and knew that once he got familiar with this ancestor's character, he would be very annoying.So I didn't say much, and really got started, while pinching the old man's arms and shoulders diligently, while phrasing words in my heart, thinking about how to speak so as not to let him explode.

Kan Ze took out the fish soup, poured two drops of sesame oil on it, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, I only made it for one person."

"Huh?" Fang Yuan was taken aback, "But I think there is a small pot."

Kan Ze untied the apron, and put it on the back of the chair: "Well, it's all for Si Jing."

Fang Yuan said: "..."

Is it raised as a pig?

Seeing that Si Jing had a meal, the anger between the two of them disappeared.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that with this posture, Kan Ze is like protecting some sweetheart, wishing he could hold it directly on the tip of his heart-even if the incident last night happened, it is impossible to have anything to do with coercion, at most It can be regarded as a love affair between two people.

How could this be the unspoken rules they speculated before... They could walk out of this door standing upside down.

Have you ever seen a benefactor who massaged the legs of the person being submerged?

Si Jing was lying on the sofa, with his two long legs resting on Kan Ze's lap, his eyes were about to close, and his belly was bulging, like a cat with its stomach turning.Kan Ze didn't dare to use force, and gently massaged a place with his palm, "Here?"

"Um……"

Si Jing rolled over on his knees, almost snoring comfortably.The bathrobe was parted slightly, revealing the white belly inside.

The two agents tried to cut in.

"Brother Kan, what happened last night..."

Si Jing grabbed one of the man's hands, opened his mouth and began to chew.

"The photos are all out..."

Si Jing's sharp little canine teeth touched that piece of skin, licking it all wet.

"It's pretty serious—"

Si Jing started to salivate.

"Ancestor!" In the end, Yuan Fang couldn't bear it anymore and jumped up, trying to pull his eyes away from this pair of loving dogs and men, and stepped forward to drag his artist down, "Don't interrupt, can you? Right now Talk about business!"

One bully in the circle felt aggrieved, "I didn't say anything."

I didn't speak!

But your body language is more eye-catching than anything else!I'm all looking forward to seeing you acting like a baby and biting people right now, who has the heart to listen to what this boring person like Fang Yuandao is saying?

Almighty God, why on earth are these straight steel men who are as straight as Yi's golden hoop forced to watch this kind of blind date between men and women!

Yuan Fang dragged him into the house, "Come here, let's talk alone."

Once the door was closed, it was finally clean.

Yuan Fangxing asked, "Ancestor, tell me clearly, you really plan to come out, don't you?"

Si Jing finally raised his eyelids to look at him, very bewildered.

"Out of the closet?"

"You and Kan Ze's closet!"

Si Jing was suspicious: "How do you know we got together?"

"..."

Not only we know, but the whole world knows, okay?

Today's extranets have reported that "two popular male stars in China are suspected of having a relationship", is this a shocking melon, okay?A few servers were eaten alive by the melon eaters, okay?

... No, wait a minute.

Yuan Fang recalled the sentence just now twice, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

"So, did we really get together?"

Si Jing thought for a while, "—ah."

The mating has also been mated, so it should be regarded as getting together.

"..."

"Why do you have this expression?" He asked his manager, "Are you happy, joyful, excited?"

"Do not."

Manager Yuan replied with a dull face, "I represent, one sword, kill me."

Please, just give me a good time.

Si Jing is completely unreliable, but Kan Ze is a little more reliable. After looking at the photos, he knew that what happened yesterday was a misunderstanding. Facing Fang Yuandao's black face, he replied calmly: "He is not feeling well, his clothes are dirty, So hold him down."

The real estate agent breathed a sigh of relief, "So it's okay to get together?"

"No," Kan Ze said, "it's just not yesterday."

Fang Yuandao was dumbfounded.

What?

Kan Ze forcefully gave his shaky worldview the final blow, "We got together a month ago."

"..."

Fang Yuandao knocked on the door and asked sincerely, "Yuan Fang, jump into the river, do you want to go?"

The partner in the room who had never been used to him sounded almost dying, "...Go, take me one."

It can also bring in the public relations department and some girlfriend fans, and everyone will jump into the river in a group, baby.

The world is not worth it!

Si Jing asked strangely: "You died for love?"

"..."

The two steel straight men were terrified, and immediately dismissed the idea of ​​jumping into the river, and said ruthlessly: "You change the way of death."

"No, no, no," Yuan Fang shied away, "You should change it——I've taken to jumping into the river to save trouble."

"Where are the sleeping pills? Are there any sleeping pills?"

"There might be a discount for group buying."

"……Ha ha."

-

Even though he wanted to kill the boss, this matter still had to be dealt with.These are the only two celebrities in the studio. Dozens of people in the studio are counting on them to live. If one of them is not handled well, it will be a major problem for dozens of families to cut off their source of income.

Fortunately, it didn't really work out yesterday, the studio immediately issued a statement, and the reason was prevaricated by "Si Jing is unwell"; to be more real, Si Jing was even taken to the hospital for an examination, and tried the physical examination forcibly A full range of packages covering all basic functional parts of the human body.

When he came out, Si Daxie was sullen and uncomfortable.

"What's wrong?" Yuan Fang asked, "The physical examination didn't go well?"

He said earnestly, "There's nothing you can do about it. Brother Kan also said that you were really unwell yesterday. We have to find out the source of the problem, right? If there is something wrong, we should take measures as soon as possible, right?"

Si Jing's face was ugly like a dark cloud.

He understands the truth, but why do you need a colonoscopy?

Without the smell of catnip, when the male doctor took out the tube, he was almost scratched to death by his paw.

The inspection results came out and there was no problem.Yuan Fang was at ease and worried at the same time, what was at ease was that his artists were fine, and he was more worried.

What kind of disease must be invented to explain Si Jing's "bare legs" and "being carried out"?

He had no choice but to mobilize the whole studio to make up stories based on what Si Jing said.

That afternoon, Si Jing saw the full version of the story on Weibo.

The story is very reasonable. While driving, Si Jing met a cat crossing the road. He got out of the car to make sure it was safe, but unfortunately fell down. He was hit by mud and his ankle was sprained. I couldn't wear it anymore, so I had to borrow Kan Ze's clothes for the time being.With a screenshot of the prescription, it looks decent.

Needless to say, most of this story is true.It's just that Si Jing doesn't like it, how can he describe him as so delicate?

Walking on the road on flat ground and tripping, is this him?

Where is he so stupid? !

However, the fans on both sides believed it strangely, "It's very possible."

They argued, "My baby loves cats..."

"Furthermore, falling on the flat ground matches Si Jing's aura perfectly. After all, he only looks mighty occasionally, but in fact he does such stupid and cute things."

The most important thing is, "Both of them are celebrities, how could they be stupid enough to start a business on the main road, and then show their traces and be taken back? Check the surveillance, the cars don't go out at the same time, okay?"

A domineering figure in the scene circle suddenly collapsed, and in a blink of an eye, it became a weak version of a doll that could fall on a flat bottom and sprain an ankle.

Boss Si was very reluctant in his heart, so he was told by his manager, "Don't make any more troubles!"

He also ordered, "In order to divert attention, your vacation has to end early. This month, let me stay in the crew."

The boss frowned.

"What crew?"

He also had a punishment from heaven, and during the estrus period, his human form was not stable.It would be a big deal if he was caught.

How would he explain it then, cat play?Was bitten by a cat halfway, so turned into a cat hero?

The manager smiled very kindly, "The crew of "More than Every Year"."

Si Jing suddenly became very interested in this name.

It sounds very good.

"The leading role?"

"Bai Hongli."

It's a big fat carp, Si Jing was relieved, "Success."

It can also provide a cover and add a lucky buff.

"Don't ask what role?"

"... what character?"

Yuan Fang grinned and showed his white teeth, "A particularly unlucky friendship cameo role."

Not only was he beaten many times, but he also fell into a well on the road, got stung when he climbed a tree, and was always chased by the character played by Bai Hongli—a friendly cameo role.

Si Jing didn't take it seriously, and it didn't matter to him what role he played. With all the burdens on him, he planned to leave with someone.

Before leaving, he made all the preparations. He packed Kan Ze's nightgown, stuffed his pillows into a box, and carried them in separate basins. He carried a big bag full of small dried fish; the box was full of canned salmon. , Finally, the groundhog toy that can be used to fight was also quietly hidden in the innermost part of the box.

The night before he left, he curled up in Kan Ze's arms, sucked hard, his hind legs twitched, his eyes were blurred, and he didn't know what was going on.

The Humanoid Six Gods let him gnaw and bite, and asked with a smile in his voice, "Will Xiaohua miss me?"

In no mood!

Si Daxie grabbed a small piece of his flesh and dawdled, his saliva dripped down, but he was still duplicity.

Think of a hammer!

Kan Ze bumped his hairy head, "Then what do I want Xiao Hua to do?"

Si Jing let go of his mouth and let out a long meow.

Then make me dried fish and send it over.

Once you get used to what you cook, what others cook won't taste good anymore.

He leaned against Kan Ze's arms, resting on the man's arm, his heart still beating a little.Si Jing still can't tell what kind of feelings he has for the six gods in human form. He really wants to suck, but besides wanting to suck... there seems to be something else.

What exactly it was, he dared not think about it, he was still in a daze, unable to explain clearly.

But after all—it should be his.

Si Jing jumped up suddenly, climbed onto Kan Ze's chest, stuck out his tongue seriously, licked Kan Ze's face, and then went to lick his hands after licking.The man put his arms around him, tugged at one of his short legs, and asked, "What is Xiaohua doing?"

Si Jing glared angrily.

Don't move around!

He pushed the arm back into place with his head, leaving a pile of saliva on the man, and the furry body burrowed from one end of the bathrobe to the other, as if building a tunnel inside.In the end, he poked his head out and stepped on the milk contentedly.

It became.

After enclosing the territory, he smells all over his body, let's see which cat without eyes dares to provoke him.

Kan Ze laughed, and kissed him again, his voice very soft.

The man said: "Xiaohua, let's let the scenery cpHE go, okay?"

Si Jing kept this sentence in his heart, and started to check "Kan Jing cp" when he came together the next day.

Thanks to all kinds of blood-red blessings during this period, Wang Jing has grown from a pitiful little person ridiculed by everyone to a beautiful emperor in the circle, and other CPs will kneel down and call Dad when they see it.There are a lot of big hands and big touches in the circle, and there is a lot of food. If you click on one at random, it is all small yellow mosquitoes that contain eighteen bans.

Especially two days ago, when I was carried back after a trouble, I searched it now, and the screen was full of meaningful "hehehe".

This is actually nothing.Eat CP, everyone is like this, you write and I draw, you drive and I swipe the card, love and love, it is normal in the circle.

The only thing that made Si Jing unhappy was one thing.

Why, Kan Ze's name is ranked ahead of him?

Popular traffic, outstanding appearance, which means that Si Jing is often matched by all kinds of girls, both men and women, and even cross-dimensional with anime characters, he was talked about by CP fans for a peerless love, and in the end he was still a man. BE, separated by dimensions, is beautiful and sadistic.

...But in those CPs, Si Jing's name is all at the front.

Si Jing still understands the truth that whoever is in the front holds the initiative.

He doesn't understand, why is he not a superior?

[If it's not me, I'll eat all the koi: Why don't you just watch the cp?Si Jing is obviously more domineering, okay? 】

The fans below burst into laughter.

"Not good hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha help, there is a man here telling a joke, he wants to kill me so he can inherit my ant money!"

Si Jingjing looked at the screen full of hahaha, her fingernails protruded and pricked, almost scratching the screen.

After half a day, finally a fan who didn't hahaha came back to him.

"Little sister, you're new here, right? Because of the corrupt circle, it's all based on the size of JJ~"

Ah.

Si Jing frowned, thinking to himself, what kind of nonsense is this, as for that, I—

I also--

I really don't seem to be able to provoke it.

……Pooh.

He immediately called the monster tavern and transferred to Jiaolong's father.The old father on the other end studied the bright square box in his hand for a while, and then spoke into the microphone strangely, "Oh, what's the matter?"

Si Jing: "I remember my legs, you stretched them."

Plastic master Jiaolong: "Yes."

Si Jing gritted his teeth, "I still want to stretch something else."

Jiaolong's old father was full of love, "Do you still want to lengthen your legs?"

It's okay, it's long and thin, like a giraffe.Anyway, it's just a matter of pulling noodles, Jiaolong thinks the giraffe is pretty good-looking.

Just haven't eaten.

Si Jing: "No, I want to do something else."

"for example?"

"Coital organs."

"..."

"Do you want to pull?"

"..."

Jiaolong was silent for a long time, and it took a long time to speak out, "But the total amount will not change."

Si Jing was impatient: "What do you mean?"

"It means that I can make your fat and short thick legs long and thin, but—"

But are you sure you want to make that place long and thin?

There was no sound at that end.Jiaolong was afraid of hurting him, so he hurriedly said: "If you really want to, I can stretch it to two meters long for you!"

It's like noodles, and it can be wrapped around the waist a few times!

Si Jing: "..."

He felt from the bottom of his heart that Jiaolong should become a ramen chef.

Even stretched into noodles, with his physique, even if it is really thin, it must be a hard needle, okay?