The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Bai Hongli has lived for 30 years, but he has never spent money so extravagantly.

A high film salary is high, but if you vote for a film or charity, the film salary becomes an empty figure.At this moment, Film Emperor Bai looked at the string of zeros, envious from the bottom of his heart.

He asked, "Are you really going?"

"go."

Si Jing picked up a porcelain bowl that was bigger than his face, and snorted down the wonton soup.

"—Wait until I finish the soup first."

"..."

Si Jing is very good at fighting.Now put on the full set of equipment just now, hat, scarf and mask, and walk on the road like an anti-social element thinking of some bad idea.He poked his head out from the shadow of the wall, saw no one was paying attention, and walked silently into the store.

There is no camera in Xiaolu, Si Jing also relaxed his heart, and rushed into it openly.Several men were pushing the big cage into the yard at the back of the house at the moment, when they suddenly saw him coming in, they felt guilty for a while, subconsciously covered the iron cage behind them, and said sharply, "What are you doing?"

The mask covered most of the face, except for the eyes.Si Jing said, "To buy a dog."

"Is it time to buy a dog?"

A middle-aged man in the middle frowned, and said in a nasty voice, "It's midnight, and the store hasn't opened yet, why did you come in?"

He stared at the young man opposite, his expression was not good.The young man was not in a hurry, he put his hands in his trouser pockets, and the man felt strangely that there was a smile in his eyes.

"I saw your door was open, so I came in."

"You came too early," the man drove him out, "Business must wait until daytime."

He stretched out his hand to push it, but the young man dodged it, and instead dodged past.Si Jing leaned down and sized up the shivering dog in the cage several times, "What's the light on its neck?"

"..."

Several people looked at each other, a little panicked.

"Is it a dog tag?"

"none of your business!"

The man finally got angry, and he didn't care about other things at the moment. The caller rolled up his sleeves and surrounded him.

"Are you looking for trouble?"

Si Jing thought for a while, and replied sincerely: "I really came here to find trouble."

Instead, the man was amused by him, "What a boy, you're so brave."

One person, dare to find trouble with seven or eight of them-is it looking for trouble, or is it looking for beating?

It's better to let him go.

He winked and signaled one of them to close the door, but before he could leave, Si Jing had already turned around considerately and helped them close the door.

He also said very sincerely, "So as not to be seen by people outside."

It wouldn't be fun if it was caught.

Gee.

The man laughed, "You are really a newborn calf not afraid of tigers, huh?"

He stretched out his hand to grab it, the thick wrist set off the young man's fair and well-proportioned hand, as if a piece of jade was placed next to the rough bark, it seemed that the jade could be smashed into pieces if he touched it easily.A few people didn't pay attention to such a young man, and now they bumped into each other's shoulders, and they got up, surrounded Si Jing, and twisted his wrists.

Before he could move, Si Jing had already punched abruptly, hitting the stomach of the man in the middle.

"...?"

Suddenly being beaten first, the men were stunned.

What are you doing?

no……

Watching their accomplices fall, their eyes are still full of disbelief.

Where is the side with fewer people more arrogant than the side with more people?

Who the hell do you think you are, Exterminator?Or Batman?

In their stunned, Si Jing turned his ankle.

"What are you doing?" Si Jing withdrew his fists, his voice was obscured by the mask, "Hurry up, my uncle, I'm waiting to exercise my muscles."

……Grass.

Even if he hadn't thought about fighting seriously just now, all his anger was forced up at this moment.When a few men go together, they don't care about bullying the few, even if they really bully, it's what this person deserves—how could anyone be so eager to die?

The one with the broom takes the broom, and the one with the mop takes the mop.Si Jing really had nothing to take, so he just picked up a feather duster, waved it, a little disgusted, scratched it twice and threw it away, "Why does it still shed hair? You can't buy a feather duster A better one?"

This is really a shame.

I have never seen someone who is courting death and picking tools.

The man spat and raised his broom to hit him, but Si Jing's achievements in fighting were not a joke.It was fought in the bloody storm back then, not to mention dominance, but it is definitely more than enough to fight a few ordinary people who have not experienced actual combat and only have empty airs.He moved and dodged, not only did he not get hit half the time, but he found an opportunity to take off the opponent's wrist with quick eyesight and quick hands.

He kicked the next one with his flying legs, and borrowed the strength of one to sweep the other down.

Bai Hongli was guarding him at the door, and hearing the ping-pong-pong sound inside, his heart would jump out.He wasn't worried that Si Jing would suffer, but he was worried that Si Jing wouldn't be able to stop him, so he raised his volume a little and shouted outside the door: "Benefactor, keep it!"

Don't really beat people up!

Si Jing rode on the opponent's chest, took off the other wrist, and said, "Okay."

The few people were limp on the ground at this moment, the arrogance of the few fights just now has dissipated completely, watching the opponent win the advantage with a one-to-one challenge, they couldn't help shivering.Si Jing patted one of them and said, "Call a doctor later, and help you set your bones."

"..."

The men stared at him in horror, with despairing eyes.

Is this so human?

In a sense, not really.

Si Jing stepped over them, and finally turned his head and touched, "Which one of you has the key to the cage?"

No one dared to answer.Si Jing raised his foot and pressed it on the position below his belly button, "No?"

"Yes, yes!" A man on the far side hurriedly took out the key.

Si Jing opened several empty cages, found ropes to tie their hands and feet, and stuffed them all in.Finally, he put the key on the ground in the middle of the house, clapped his hands, and was very satisfied, "Sure, you can call the police now. Call the police now and say that you have caught a few dog thieves."

The eyes of the men suddenly became more frightened.

You've been beaten up and you still need to call the police?

Do you still have humanity?

Si Jingcai didn't care about them, he took out the cell phone of one of them and made a call, closed the door, and walked away with the accompanying big fat carp.Bai Hongli followed behind, with admiration in his eyes now, "The benefactor is really skilled."

Si Jing said, "It's so-so."

He took a few steps forward, suddenly narrowed his eyes, and looked back again.

"how?"

"..." Kitty sniffed, "Do you smell anything?"

Bai Hongli didn't understand.

"What is the taste?"

Si Jing couldn't tell, the smell was a bit familiar, but it wasn't something he had smelled recently.He hesitated for a while, then turned back to the store door to take a look - the store door was ajar, and there was nothing unusual about it.Not far away, there was already a flashing police light approaching, and Si Jing walked away again, not thinking about it anymore.

Most of the abducted dogs were returned through the dog search notices and dog tags, and the few whose specific owners could not be found were temporarily accepted by the shelter.This matter was also reported on the local news. Several owners whose precious dogs were stolen from their homes were very grateful, and even offered money to thank the person who helped them retrieve the dog; Si Jing lay on the hotel bed and stared at the screen, watching The stupid dogs inside wagged their tails, suddenly thinking of that stupid German black back.

Although the IQ is not high, the loyalty is not low.

Bosses like loyal subordinates.

Besides, after watching for a long time, those passionate dog eyes are also full of cuteness.

He turned over, pressed his paw pad on the phone, opened it with difficulty, and clicked on the video.Within two seconds, there appeared Kan Ze's face that had just returned home and hadn't had time to take off his makeup. After a brief outline, his brows and eyes became more clear and handsome, "Xiaohua?"

Si Jing gave him a paw pad across the screen.

How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that damn name?

Kan Ze didn't think it was a slap, so he brought his lips together very naturally, and printed it on the screen.Inexplicably, Si Jing felt that Mao's paws really seemed to be touched by the other party, with an unspeakable itchiness, he pulled his legs back suddenly, and gave the other party a look of contempt.

Helplessly, the eyes are big and round, the olive blue pupils are really painted, and everything seems to be emitting cute light waves.

Not surprisingly, Kan Ze was cute, so he leaned closer to the screen and kissed again.

Gee.

Si Jing rubbed his paws vigorously against the bed sheet, this old pervert.

"Xiao Hua misses me?" Kan Ze asked with a smile.

It's strange to miss you.Si Jing meowed loudly at him, beckoning him to get Er Hei.

However, Kan Ze seemed to have no understanding at all, and still stubbornly occupied the screen, "Then kiss again?"

Si Jing slapped his big tail on the screen.

I'm still close, I can't fan you.

At this moment, Erhei also heard the movement. The revolutionary friendship between him and Si Jing developed very quickly. He became friendly when he heard the cat meowing. He immediately trotted in from the living room, jumped onto the bed, and patted the hairy tail on the screen. Drooling, watching with enthusiasm.

"Wang!"

Si Jing also immediately brought the cat's face closer, and meowed affectionately.

"Wang Wang!"

Erhei spun around on the bed excitedly, trying to bite his own tail.It wobbled around, and its huge body pushed Kan Ze aside. Kan Ze straightened his clothes, feeling a little helpless, pulling it back by the collar, "So excited?"

He said: "In the past few days, Erhei has been very close to the cats downstairs. If you see them, you will follow them."

It's a pity that those cats didn't have Si Jing's desire to recruit younger brothers. When they saw a mighty and strong big black dog rushing towards them majestically, they looked like they had seen a ghost, and ran away after blowing up.Erhei tried his best to chase after him for a while with the heart of making friends, but he forcibly interpreted the good "find, find, find friends" into "the devil enters the village".

It can be said that the effect is quite tragic.

So much so that in the past few days, Kan Ze has started to receive complaints from property managers.

Si Jing licked his paw, not taking it seriously, "Mi woo."

That's because they don't know you yet.

Let me go back and introduce you, and you are familiar with each other, that's fine.

Erhei's dog's head still occupies most of the screen, Kan Ze pressed against his head, pressed again and again, finally let his face reappear, and asked softly: "What is Xiaohua doing? How are you eating these days?" , did you sleep well?"

"..."

Si Jing turned around with his phone in his arms, pointed the camera at the catnip on the bedside table, and then turned back, looking at him expressionlessly.

How am I doing, don't you know?

hypocritical.

But this time around, Kan Ze noticed something else, and suddenly raised his eyebrows, and the smile in his voice grew stronger, "What kind of clothes did Xiaohua take off just now?"

……Depend on!

rely on rely on rely on!

After being discovered, Si Jing's tail hair exploded into a big ball, and he immediately patted the hang up button with his paw, but a second before the end of the video, the man's voice came over clearly through the radio waves, "Yes My bathrobe?"

The cat cub hung up the video, then raised his four feet high and kicked vigorously in the air for a while, a little ashamed, raised his head, rushed to the bedside table with fried hair, and bit the bowl without saying a word.

Catnip, who was bitten suddenly, was dazed and refreshed, and carefully stretched out the leaves to protect him, preventing him from falling off the cabinet.

Si Jingdang was biting the leaves with his soft fur all over his body, but after all he couldn't use his strength, leaving only a shallow, almost invisible circle of small tooth marks.

Catnip shakes its stems and leaves, as if laughing.

... and laughing.

Si Jing thought.

If you laugh again, you will be bald, put it in the sun to dry, and eat it clean.

I can't scare you to death.

He threatened for a long time with his teeth and claws, but the leaves of the catnip leaned close together. After a long while, the small pink and purple flower buds quietly pressed against his white belly.

Then he was slapped with a paw by the kitten.The buds are all hanging down, pitifully.

Helpless, Si Jinglang's heart is as hard as iron.

Who told you to play hooligans?

As a punishment, Si Jing chose to punish him and get sucked hard by himself.

... Tsk.

Really fragrant.

After a long while, Si Jing slowly jumped back on the bed, stepped on the cloud-like quilt and struggled to grab the bathrobe, then burrowed into it, tucked it in one sleeve, curled up his fur tail, and stopped moving. .

Kan Ze's breath is everywhere.The soft and white short fluff of the bathrobe rubbed against it, and the kitty rested his round head on it, feeling a little at ease in his heart for some reason.

It's like returning to the mother's stomach, unspeakable ironing.

The short-legged cat rubbed against it, then stretched its body with great effort, opened its mouth, exposed its small pointed teeth, and yawned.

about to sleep.

The mobile phone outside suddenly rang, and half a day later, a milk-brown head emerged from the cuff of the bathrobe, only the size of a fist.A short hairy leg is enough and enough.

Not enough, he had to take most of his body out of his cuffs, and flicked the phone screen to light up.

It's a voice.Kan Ze's voice was very soft, it was hard to tell what was in it, maybe it was sugar, it was inexplicably sweet, and there were only two simple words.

"Good night."

Shortlegs put its head back.After a while, the bathrobe was tossed and turned over and over like the tide for a long time before a head popped out of it again and meowed awkwardly at the phone.

……Good night.

On a spring night, there is a warm breeze.Both the retrieved dog and its owner had sweet dreams.

The next day, before it was time to shoot, Bai Hongli knocked on the door.He stepped on the slippers, forgot his manners, and was a little at a loss.

"Open the door, benefactor!" he said, "open the door, don't go to sleep, listen to me—"

Those dog dealers are all dead.