The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The kitty's expression was struck by lightning.His already big eyes widened now, reminiscent of the brass bells hanging from the two.He froze for a while, then stretched out his arms and covered the quilt over his head.

Kan Ze didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he moved closer to hear what the child was muttering.

"I must have not woken up, not woken up..."

Otherwise, how could he see two Kan Zes?

It's ridiculous too.

Kan Ze crossed his arms and didn't remind him, letting him huddle under the quilt to hypnotize himself for a while.When the hypnosis was almost done, Si Jing slowly lifted the quilt, raised his eyelids slightly, and looked at the side of the bed again——

There were still two identical men standing beside the bed, and they both smelled quite good.Adding the two together, the lethality doubled even more. It was not an addition, but more like a direct square. As he breathed, it felt like he had entered a hot, burning fire from his nasal cavity.The fire ignited his internal organs, and Si Jing could only pull down the quilt a little more, feeling that his dream was a little too real.

He often dreams, and the things in his dreams are also varied.He dreamed of a house made of dried fish, he also dreamed of the bloody battlefield back then, but he dreamed that the two were in the form of six gods...

This is the first time.

Not to mention the humanoid Liushen conjured up by his precious catnip, which is a bit too ridiculous.It is said that he thinks day by day and dreams at night, and he has indeed imagined that there are two humanoid six gods sucking him together. Could it really be reflected in his dream?

Or is it that subconsciously, I am yearning for this thing?

The boss felt a little ashamed.

He pinched his arm, trying to wake himself up.In the end, not only did he not wake up, but he was pinched by his slightly sharp nails and gasped, which hurt.

"Hurt?"

Kan Ze frowned, pulled out his pinched arm, looked at the small crescent-shaped mark left on it, and felt a little distressed, "Why did you treat yourself so hard?"

Si Jing looked at him dazedly, opened his mouth slightly, with a dazed expression.

Damn it, why don't you wake up from this dream?

The sub-basin also came up and looked at the piece of meat with distress, "There are marks, it's all white."

"..."

To hell, to hell, to hell!He's already talking, why hasn't he woke up yet? ? !

Kitten tentatively stretched out his hand again, and tugged at the ear standing inside the hair.

He pinched the edge of the light pink ear, feeling pain.

Look again, the two were still standing in front of him, neither of them disappeared.

……

Si Jing gradually realized something, and opened his mouth a little bit.

……what.

Is this really a dream?

This must be a dream!

As if seeing what he was thinking, Kan Ze in the middle raised his eyebrows, and the smile in his eyes deepened.

"Not a dream."

The boss stared at him in surprise and suspicion.

"It was Xiaohua who planted me," the man leaned down, pulled him into his arms, rubbed his chin against his furry ears, and said in an intimate tone, "Little flower raised me, and I am Xiaohua's grass."

Si Jing was still numb, as if he was suspicious of Mao Sheng, with a sluggish breath rushing towards his face, looking at these two people, his eyes wouldn't move.

When he reacted, he immediately bit the inside of the man's forearm, huffing.

This unscientific!Return it, return it!

Kan Ze smiled even better.The eyes are bent, and there is a river of water in Danfeng's eyes.

"Once planted, there is no return or exchange."

"..."

I'm really old.

-

Shi Shiran, a catnip that buys and sells hard, sat in a row on the opposite sofa.Si Jing stepped on the carpet with bare feet, walked back and forth several times, and looked suspiciously.

Really exactly the same.From the eyebrows to the eyes to the outline of the chin, there is no difference.

The two catnips let him look at them, and sat on the sofa obediently.

After a while, Si Jing raised his eyebrows.

"You have a twin brother?" he asked.

The two Kan Zeqi shook their heads.

Si Jing stuck out the tip of his tongue, licked his dry lips, and asked again: "Did you build a simulation robot?"

The two Kanzes shook their heads together again.

What the hell is going on!

Si Jing glared angrily.

This really doesn't make sense!

His anxious fur tail was almost knotted, and he turned around in place, his eyes fixed on the two of them, as if he could spot a flower.Stared at by such scorching eyes, the two catnips were a little bit embarrassed. The two buds in the sleeves were rubbed back and forth, and the leaves were almost crushed. To be honest.

"I am catnip essence."

Si Jing's eyeballs almost popped out.

What are you?

Kan Ze finished his sentence calmly, "Catnip essence."

This was the first time he saw the expression on Si Jing's face collapse.It was as if the paint tray had been knocked over, and all kinds of colors mixed and mixed on his face at this moment, Si Jing tried hard to understand this sentence for a long time, but he couldn't believe it.

"Stop coaxing me, I've clearly checked, and there hasn't been a catnip who has become a prodigy in the past thousand years!... Fuck, what keeps touching me?"

He turned his head in dismay, and saw a thin branch and leaf on the ground, curling up his bare calf.Xu Shi noticed his gaze, and the two young leaves trembled, and they pressed the green leaves tightly together, as if they were extremely embarrassed.

The main basin didn't change his face, rolled up his cuffs, "It's me."

"..." The cat's scalp began to tingle, and he was rubbed by a piece of catnip, feeling extremely complicated.

The main basin explained: "I want you to put on your shoes."

After finishing speaking, he made a decisive decision and used some cultivation skills. The rhizome suddenly rolled up Si Jing's waist, and dragged him a little farther from the ground. Immediately afterwards, the other two rhizomes also came out from the man's sleeves. , quickly went to the bedroom and took out two fur slippers, and put them on for Si Jing.

The best of the cats was placed on the ground again, stepped on in the warm fur slippers, and kept his mouth open for a long time.

... It's so dark.

What the hell is this?

But at the same time, his face couldn't help turning redder.Kan Ze retracted the branches and leaves, and Si Jing stood where he was, as if grass had grown on his body, restless.

...the smell.

He seemed to have been caught by a cat in his heart, and he vaguely wanted to kiss him.

If there was only one, Si Jing would probably go straight to it; but the number is wrong, he really can't say anything.

It was still a spring night.For cats, such nights were already quite difficult, and the sound of wild cats meowing outside was still clearly audible at this moment, one throat after another, as if deliberately trying to stimulate him.Si Jing was a little unsteady at first, but when he heard this movement and smelled this fragrance, his legs became weaker, he swayed, and almost fell on the carpet.

Two rhizomes rushed out and caught him firmly.One Kan Ze pulled him up and asked worriedly, "Are you all right?"

Another asked, "Did you fall?"

"leave me alone!"

Si Jing's face became more and more red, and his eyes were watery. He hurriedly pushed the man's arm away, roared, and immediately backed up a few steps after standing still, swallowing, "You——you two Stay away from me!"

It is possible to suck, but it is absolutely impossible to suck two at once.

Don't push me, I don't want to do exciting things at all!

He rushed back to the room, locked the door behind him immediately, and gasped for breath alone inside.

both!

There are two! !

To draw the key point, it is not only catnip, but also catnip "men".

It really killed the cat.This is like putting two tubes of medicine in front of an addict. If you want him to resist picking it up and inhaling it, it is simply extremely difficult, and it is difficult to do it with all your self-control.The smell Si Jing smells now is stronger than when he was a Kan Ze, just like he has evolved from the nine yuan nine free shipping version to the flagship store version. The difference cannot be explained by simply multiplying by two.At least it has to be a square, no, it's a cube!

To be honest, he was able to resist withdrawing from that world full of temptations, all thanks to his outstanding self-control.

But the little mushroom still popped out.

Si Jing Youyou stared at it for a long time, seeing it jumping out with its head drumming, but finally couldn't help it, and put his hand on it a little bit.He breathed heavily, and with a little force, he almost uprooted the little mushroom that had just grown, and he trembled in pain.

The man outside was knocking on the door, and the voice was not in a hurry.

"Little flower, little flower?"

Si Jing widened his eyes and made a nasty sound.

"what?"

Kan Ze said politely, "I want to come in."

Si Jing hasn't finished his work yet, so how could he let him in, he asked cautiously, "What are you doing here?"

"sleep."

"..."

"This is just one bedroom," the man said from outside, "and my bed is inside."

"..."

Si Jing frantically stuffed the mushroom back, thought hard for a while, and finally let the owner of the room back.He wrapped his clothes tightly, passed the two Kanzes, and was about to go out, "I'll go back to my room to sleep."

The outside world is so wonderful, I am really afraid that I want to plot something wrong.

Kan Ze, who really want to be plotted against, is very sorry, "Why?"

This is a great spring night.

Si Jing almost opened his mouth to bite them.

if not!

Stay here and wait for you to pluck a layer of hair off!

Or suck all your leaves?

The cat boss is thinking very clearly at the moment. He didn't find Kan Ze in the brochure, which means that Kan Ze is very likely to be a thousand-year-old demon; pass.

Not to mention that there are two other opponents, both of which are of this type of grass, and the leaves are whizzing like a game. One against two, there is no chance of winning.If he really sucked it up, he would be the one who would be unlucky in the end.

The small animal's instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages told him that something would happen if he stayed here any longer.

He still doesn't want to experience what life in full bloom is.

Kan Ze didn't stop him, he only poked secretly to release the smell on his body.

……

Fuck it.

The pace of Si Jing's going out suddenly became more difficult, he took a step and turned his head twice, staring eagerly.The mushrooms that hadn't been solved just now came out again, and they sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

Why is the smell stronger?

He couldn't help looking at the man from the corner of his eye. The man was leaning against the wall, staring at him without blinking his eyes.The other Kan Ze had disappeared without a trace, only the real Kan Ze was looking at him with a smile on his lips.

"Little flower."

He said.

"I'm that pot of catnip, do you still want to raise me?"

-

In Kan Ze's heart, there is actually no bottom line.

He has been around for thousands of years, so he naturally knows his own thoughts clearly.He was delighted with the scenery, wanted to be with this kid, wanted to see his shining eyes all the time, and stroke his fluffy tail.

When did this start?

Kan Ze recalled and recalled, but couldn't even find a real point in time.All he knew was that when he looked at him, this person completely entered his eyes.Laughing, quarreling, losing his temper...all of them are precious, and he will always remember them in his dreams.

But there is still one problem.

He is an old grass, but Si Jing is a kitten of only a few decades.Although Kan Ze didn't say anything, he was really worried about his age. What if Si Jing thought he was old?

What if Si Jing thinks that he is getting old and doesn't want to eat this old grass?

What if Si Jing felt that he was lying to him?

What if Si Jing just likes himself as catnip?

If it had been placed before, Kan Ze would never have imagined that there were so many problems he was worried about.He was so worried about gains and losses that he couldn't tell his true identity no matter what, and he procrastinated until now.Now he was waiting for this answer, but his heart was still beating wildly, the leaves in his sleeves were almost smashed, and he was holding his breath.

Si Jing held his breath and didn't say a word.

Kan Ze's heart beat faster and faster, and he took another step closer.

"...Xiao Hua?"

He finally saw the young man's eyes clearly.At this moment, his head was covered with a thin layer of water mist, Kan Ze was stunned, he thought he was crying, subconsciously took a big step forward, and reached out to wipe the youth's tears.

But when he got closer, he realized that Si Jing's body was tense right now, as if he was forcibly holding back something.

He called Xiao Hua again, but before he could say any more, he was pulled back violently.The kitty's breath suddenly approached, and he was so anxious that his hairy ears rubbed against his chin indiscriminately.

"Stop talking nonsense," Si Jing said anxiously, "Put your mouth here, first—"

Kiss me first.

His tail also poked out from under his nightgown, wagging left and right in the air.I have been stimulated for a long time, and I wanted to do it myself but was interrupted in the middle. Now I smell this smell, I am already in a hurry.

There were two just now, and I couldn’t take a sip; now there is only one, can I start smoking?

Just want to suffocate the cat!

Kan Ze was startled, and then pressed him into his arms, pressing him even tighter, as if he wanted to press him into his bones.

This kiss is no longer as instant as before.Si Jing's ears were trembling, and it took him a while to say, "Who cares if you're right or not."

Yes or no.Anyway, I have already determined that you are the humanoid six gods of my cat.

Other cats don't think about it, don't even look at it.

It's mine.

He licked the man's chin again, Kan Ze hugged him, the joy in his heart spread like a tide, and he whispered: "Xiao Hua..."

He really blossomed.

Small pink flowers protruded from the man's hair, and the pollen fluttered all over Si Jing's body, with scattered petals all over the ground.Si Jing hugged his neck, while panting, he suddenly remembered the past, gritted his teeth and began to dig up old accounts.

"You've got some patience, Kan Ze."

Kan Ze: "Huh?"

The boss smiled at him kindly.

"Have you learned to kidnap yourself? Huh?"

Kan Ze smiled more politely, and touched the outside of the kitten's ears unhurriedly, making the person who touched it tremble.

"Don't talk about that yet," he lowered his head, and kissed the corner of the cat's mouth, "Hey——I'll feed you soup."