The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

"I drove here."

Kan Ze turned the steering wheel without looking back, "I'll have someone drive the car back."

Si Jing clenched the dog's leash tightly and remained silent.

He thought about it, and then felt wrong, "How do you know I'm here?"

This tavern is very hidden and has a formation.Except for the big and small demons who often come here, ordinary people can't touch this place.At this moment, Si Jing recovered from the inexplicable guilt just now, and frowned.

"You won't follow me, will you?"

One of the cats is a little unhappy.He is no longer a kitten, he has been on his own for many years, why does he need someone to follow behind?

Not walking the dog!

Kan Ze didn't speak, and kicked the accelerator to drive the car onto the road.He was also on fire, Si Jing's posture a few days ago, his face was as white as paper, and his whole body was twitching, really frightened him terribly, but he couldn't find anything wrong with it.In the past few days, he ate and drank well, and finally looked rosy, but this kitten secretly got up in the middle of the night and ran out without telling him.

Just like a bear child, there is no way to make people not worry.

What's more, he vaguely heard that the demon world is not peaceful recently.After all, Si Jing is just a cat demon who has not yet become a spirit, if he encounters any trouble, he will not be able to please him.

The thousand-year-old grass is really worried, but the bear boy is still holding his head up and yelling: "I am also a demon, who dares to provoke me? I usually stay with us, and I always say the same thing! Listen to the big cat! Have you ever been?...Hello? Hey, what are you doing?"

Kan Ze stepped on the brake hard, parked the car on a remote road, got off the driver's seat, and opened the rear door.

Si Jing looked at him in surprise.

"No, you—"

Kan Ze sat down next to him, and he suddenly saw that the man's eyes were dark and black as if he hadn't slept well, and the words in his mouth could not be uttered.

Kan Ze asked, "Do you know how worried I am?"

Worry about a hammer.

Si Jing wanted to say, I'm still a monster anyway, I don't need you as a human being to worry about—but seeing Kan Ze's expression at the moment, he insisted on not saying anything, just sat silently, with his hands on his knees On, a bit like a skipping elementary school student being blocked by the dean.

Kan Ze raised his hand and showed him the time on the watch.

It is already four in the morning.

"I've been looking for you for three hours." Kan Ze said, his eyes were drooping, and his eyelashes were drooping densely, which contrasted with the blue and black under his eyes, and he tried his best to sell a wave of misery, "I know, you There may be something urgent—but afterward, if there is anything, remember to let me know."

"..." Si Jing whispered, "But you still have work today."

Kan Ze rubbed the center of his eyebrows with his fingertips, comforting him, "It's okay, I'll take care of it."

He didn't say another word.But at this moment, Si Jing felt a little uncomfortable.

He has always been a master who eats soft but not hard.If Kan Ze had directly attacked him right now, he would have responded fiercely; but the other party was so reasonable and understanding, which made Si Daxie's conscience hard to bear.

Kan Ze originally had a full schedule and was busy with work. It was indeed not easy to drive out to find himself in such a late night, and he had no time to sleep.He also felt a little guilty, and after a while, he stretched out his hand without saying a word, and quietly grabbed the man's skirt.

Kan Ze lowered his eyes, and saw his hand holding the clothes and shaking them awkwardly.

Looking up again, Si Jing didn't speak, and looked straight at him with the corners of his eyes raised.His mouth moved, as if he wanted to admit his mistake, but he couldn't speak.

"..."

This is simply fatal.Being looked at like this made Cao feel dizzy even after being exposed to the sun for three days.

Kan Ze, an old grass, also has Erha who only demolishes the house in his heart.At this moment, there was a bang, and the effect was comparable to that of a demolition team.

Putting his hand on the back of Si Jing's head, he said softly, "Xiao Hua?"

The closer you get, the more obvious the breath becomes.Si Jingwen was dizzy, leaned his head on his chest, and opened his mouth to bite.But thinking about what happened just now, he retracted the little tiger teeth and looked at him a little uneasy.

"Are you still angry?"

Can you suck it?

Kan Ze's thousand-year-old grass heart now turned into a tractor, chattering.

"Not angry," he said softly, playing with a lock of Si Jing's hair in his hand, "I just want to..."

want to kiss you.

The black back in the car was thrown out, and the door closed again.Erhei stood beside the car blankly, stunned for a while, put his paws on the car window, trying to see the movements of the two two-legged beasts from inside - but this car is an artist's car, to prevent peeping, both sides are covered with a thick film.It looked at it for a long time but didn't see it clearly. Instead, it felt that the car it was leaning on was shaking slightly, so it quickly moved its paws away.

I'm afraid there is something wrong with this car?

The loyal German black back was wandering outside, screaming anxiously.

"Wang Wang!"

Come out, Twolegs, this car looks like it's going to collapse!

Where can the people inside hear it?Now it's all about sharing drinks.

Si Jing has been obsessed with it ever since he tasted it last time, but this time he finally got the chance, and he didn't want to let go after tasting it.Kan Ze was reluctant to let him work hard, touched the hairy ears on the top of his head, and asked him to look up in a low voice, but he was only lifted up by those eyes, and the straw was sucked even more. .

Si Jing has a bad habit.It may be greedy, or it may be the simple habit of cubs. They always subconsciously show their sharp little canine teeth, dawdling and biting the top of the straw. With a little effort, it doesn't hurt or itch, and it's not irritating.Kan Ze really hurt him a lot, and he actually squeezed out a drink just by being so abrupt.

I don't know how long this drink has been brewed, but it is full of the fragrance of grass and trees.When it comes to taste, the four words ecstasy and bone erosion can never be simply described - to Si Jing, this is even more exciting than taking drugs.Every pore in the whole body was opened, and the numb feeling spread all the way from the top of the sky to the limbs and bones. His feet seemed to be stepping on clouds, and his thoughts fell into the clouds. He could only pat his big tail in a daze, and even My legs are numb.

He only had one drink, but Kan Ze drank three in a row.But it seemed that Si Jing, who was stupefied, looked more like he had drunk too much, and he was drifting when he walked, as if he could go to the sky.

……what.

One word, cool!

Kan Ze caressed his back, coaxed him for a long time, shaking and patting his back, and then brought the kitty back home.

The next day was a sunny day.

The sun was shining outside, Si Jing stayed in bed, and the curtains were still drawn tightly until noon.

He stretched himself vigorously on the quilt, pulling the cat's body into a soft long strip, and stretched vigorously.

"Mi woo..."

His feet went limp, and he fell back into the quilt again.Si Jing spread out his fluffy white belly, and rolled over several times in succession, the hair on the top of his head was blown up and turned up high.

He always loves to be clean, and the first thing he does after getting out of bed is to head to the bathroom.Erhei kept barking after him, but he meowed lazily without even raising his eyelids.

Get off.

Brother, I'm going to drain the water.

Drawing lessons from last time, the cat litter in the litter box is much shallower now.Si Jing hurled himself to solve the physical problem, and carefully buried the small wet mark with his hind feet, and then jumped out of it.

A white handkerchief and clear water were prepared beside him. He soaked his feet in the clear water for a while, and then stepped on the white handkerchief vigorously.

A small wet paw print was stepped on.

Kan Ze is not here, it seems that he has gone out to work.There are ready-made meals in the kitchen. The dishes are quite complete. They are wrapped in plastic wrap and tin foil. You only need to heat them in the microwave oven. Eat, before putting it in the microwave oven, it has already been solved for a little bit.

Erhei was still moaning around him, Si Jing watched for a while and understood.

"Want to go for a walk?"

miss you!

The German Blackback wags its tail.

Si Jing took the dog leash and took it out.

The law and order in the community is very good. He wears a mask. Even though a few young people recognized him, they didn't know how to ask him for an autograph or a group photo.Si Jing tightened the dog's leash until there was no one else around, then threw the dog toy to it, allowing Heibei to move freely, "Go."

Erhei was very obedient, he only had fun in this piece of grass, and didn't go where there were people.Boss Si closed his eyes and leaned on the wooden chair in the grass to bask in the sun. After a long while, he suddenly heard dogs barking loudly.

Opening his eyes, Erhei was being chased and barked by a wolf dog that jumped over from nowhere. The wolf dog was tall and big, and looked more like a wolf than a dog. It was a fat and strong German black back They all looked half a head shorter than it, and could only be chased by it in embarrassment.Erhei was well-educated on weekdays and never fought with other dogs. Now he was provoked and did not dare to bite. He wagged his tail aggrieved and tried to stay away from this bad dog.

On the contrary, the wolfdog became more and more arrogant, rushed towards it, and grabbed the bone toy in Heibei's mouth.

Erhei clings to it, refusing to give it to him.

"Wow!"

It stared at the round eyes, trying to reason: This is mine!

Whether it is animals or people, there are robbers.The wolfhound didn't care who it belonged to, it had to grab it if it saw it, so it bit even more fiercely, showing its shiny fangs at it, full of threats.

Let me go!

No loose, this is my toy!

Are you loose?

The two dogs were completely bitten in one place.After all, Erhei has a difference in body size, so he can only be bullied. Si Jing opened his eyes to see the situation, and his heart suddenly became angry.Just as he was about to step forward, he saw the appearance of the wolf dog clearly, and his heart skipped a beat.

He has always been most afraid of this kind of wolf dog.

Back then when he was living on a street corner, the one who almost never killed him was precisely this kind of big domestic wolfhound.He was seven or eight times as big as him, and his sharp teeth were exposed, which could easily penetrate his fur—he could only scream after being bitten, and called out the dog's owner, but The owner just looked at it with disgust and said, "Where did the dead mouse come from?"

Then he turned his head and went back to the house.

Si Jing dragged his body full of injuries, stumbled and ran for a long time, finally escaped from the mouth of the vicious dog, but he was already dying.

After that, he dared not look at all the similar wolfhounds.It's as if the memory of being weak and being bullied at that time is still alive, every time I see it, I will wake up once, and even my body will burn with pain.

Si Jing's scalp was a little numb.He stood up, watched Erhei being chased all the way towards him, whimpered and wagged his tail at him, gritted his teeth, suddenly lowered his body, and picked up something.

It was a sharp stone, and he held it so tightly that his palms were almost sweating.

"Hey!"

He raised his arms in a throwing gesture.Stare, fierce group.

"Who allowed you to bully my dog?!"

The wolf dog was startled, but was really frightened by his momentum, and his pace slowed down a bit.

Si Jing's lips were dry, but he still kept a straight face and gestured towards him.

"Dare to mess with it again—"

He made a gesture of raising and lowering the knife.

"I castrated you, do you believe it?"

The wolfhound was startled, and his pace became more and more slow. Finally, he stopped altogether, changed direction, and ran away with his tail between his legs in desperation.Erhei bit the toy that he had finally defended, and circled around Si Jing, his moist eyes were full of joy; the cat boss was actually panicked, but he still had a tiger face and patted him in disgust. its head.

"Don't get so close to me, your saliva is all over my pants."

After a pause, he added another sentence.

"Stupid dog."

But no matter how stupid he was, it was also his dog.

His dog has no reason to be bullied by others.

A group of short-term guards.

He lived in Kanze's house for a month, and his relationship with Erhei has become closer.When Kan Ze came home, he would often see the kitten sprawled on the sofa, putting his hind legs on Erhei's belly as a matter of course; Without further ado, he bent down to serve him as a footrest.

The cats and dogs in other people's houses are like fire and water, but his house is good, and the close ones even make Kan Ze, a thousand-year-old grass, a little jealous.

Fenpen on the balcony was naturally even more jealous, wishing he could become a species and become a dog.

In the dead of night, it shook its leaves and quietly pulled out the root, and prepared to turn over to the bed to see the cat.He was poking out his stem and digging himself out, but Er Hei, who was suddenly alert, looked straight at him.

... What the hell is this?

The German black back squinted for a long time.

Is this a bonsai?

Catnip didn't notice it, quietly picked up her leaves, and moved towards the bed like a skirt.The German black back looked at it for a long time, and finally followed without making a sound.

Catnip climbed onto the bed and held the leaves to the face of the kitten who was sleeping soundly.

Si Jing is now in the shape of a cat, curled up in Kan Ze's arms, looking smaller and smaller.If you get closer, you can still hear his thin grunt from his throat, which is also thin and baby-like.Xu Shi smelled the fragrance, and the slightly longer hairs on his forehead trembled, as did his ears.

Catnip handed a leaf under his nose, and Si Jing let go of Kanze in a daze, hugged him with his front legs, and sucked.

Divide the basin and shake the spirit.

Both the sucker and the sucker are very happy, it can be said to be a win-win situation.

I was intoxicated by it, but suddenly heard another breathing sound coming from behind.Catnip turned the leaves, and was slapped squarely by Erhei——

"!"

The leaves in the pots were knocked crooked, and they hurriedly picked up their roots, jumped out of the bed, and ran away.The German black back at the back chased after it, as if treating it as a toy just bought, waving its paws at it frequently, jumping on the ground like whack-a-mole, and almost gave the little flower bone to the ground. take a photo of.

Dividing the pots, they struggled to move the roots on the carpet, and hurriedly took two leaves to protect them.

This can't be shot!

On the contrary, Erhei shot more and more vigorously, aimed at the small pink-purple flower bud, and raised his claws high again.

Kan Ze, who was sleeping, suddenly trembled and woke up, his usually calm and composed face didn't look very good at the moment.

He subconsciously lowered his hand and lowered his voice so as not to wake up the sleeping Zhengxiang's kitty, "Er Hei!"

There was a hint of shock in his tone.

Erhei rushed over, and heard his master's deep voice: "Erhei...don't chase after him."

Your master is about to be crippled by your paw.

The happiness of life is almost taken away.

Taking advantage of the effort of two sentences, he divided the pots and quickly buried himself back, not daring to peek at it anymore, holding the little flower bud that he had finally grown and shaking, hiding it under the leaves.Erhei was eager to try, and wanted to go forward to play, but was directed by Kan Ze to sleep on the other side.

In the end, I was still worried, got out of bed and took the dog out of the bedroom, that would be good.

After getting out, Kan Ze immediately went to the bathroom, untied his clothes, and checked his faucet.

Fortunately, not broken.

……

He thought, it's time to cut Erhei's claws again.

After waking up, Si Jing saw at a glance that his precious catnip flowers were gone.

He stared round, stepped forward to turn over the leaves, "Where are my flowers, where are my flowers?"

With a smile in his eyes, Kan Ze shyly shyly removed a tender green leaf.Si Jing found the well-protected flower bud, observed it for a while, and became even angrier.

"Why is this flower crooked?"

Kan Ze couldn't stand listening to these words, and coughed, "It's not crooked."

Obviously straight and straight.

"It's crooked!" Si Jing argued firmly with him, pulling him over to look, "Look, the two petals on this side are about to fall off—what's going on?"

The cat boss is not happy.

Who moved his baby grass?

Kan Ze said: "Maybe it's just about to bloom."

Si Jing was dubious, "But why do I feel that this flower bud is smaller than before?"

Shouldn't the blooms be bigger?

As soon as these words came out, both Kan Ze and the catnip grass on the balcony were startled.Facing his curious eyes, I had no choice but to smile wryly.

"It's indeed going to bloom," Kan Ze put his hand on his head, coaxing him in a low voice, "It's just two days... Xiao Hua, don't worry, wait a little longer."

Si Jing had no choice but to hold back his temper and wait.

He has already drawn a beautiful blueprint in his heart. When the catnip blooms, pollinate, pass the seeds, and divide the pots, more catnip can be planted——catnip gives birth to catnip, and then grows again. Raw catnip, in this way, he only planted one pot in autumn, but he can harvest one in spring!

Maybe you can still roll in the sea of ​​catnip, just thinking about it makes the cat feel weak.

whee.

Si Jing waited for another two days, and on a spring night, he was finally woken up by Kan Ze.

"Little flower," Kan Ze said softly, "come and see, it's about to bloom."

The kitty shivered violently.

He opened his eyes, and sure enough, he saw that little pink and purple flower trembling among the green grass leaves on the balcony, slowly opening its petals; one, two, three...

Immediately after the white light flourished, another familiar figure appeared in front of him.

An identical Kan Ze picked up the bedside clothes and put them on his body, then bent his Danfeng eyes and smiled at him.She had a pretty good smile, and the smell on her body was very familiar, too good to smell.

"..."

Si Jing swallowed, and slowly turned his gaze to confirm.

One.

Two, two.

……what.

Am I blind?

What the hell did I plant? ? ?